Thread 18549974

Alexa Bliss vs. Piper Niven

Nathan Frazer & Axiom vs. The Miz & Carmelo Hayes

Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa vs. Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins

>>18549974 (OP)
Yeah greatness

grim

Will my wife Giulia have a match

>>18550000
nah you're gonna watch lexi graps

>>18549974 (OP)
Does SD actually have anything other than tag teams?
It feels like Hunter literally thinks SD is the tag brand

>>18550006
grim

>>18550000
giulia is giving off some really nervous vibes, if I could meet her I would melt her defenses in a day

>>18550006
Epstein fed

>>18550009
the brands top guys are
>Cody Rhodes
>Roman Reigns (part-timer and mainly on Raw now)
>John Cena (part-timer)
>Randy Orton (keeps disappearing from TV)
>Kevin Owens (out indefinitely)
>Drew McIntyre
>Logan Paul (part-timer)
>LA Knight (moved to Raw now)

Whenever Logan Paul's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Logan Paul?'

>>18550006
My wife

Buddy will be here. Trust the plan.

Jimmy really impregnated his chocolate queen, right?

She is so dropping the title tonight

>>18549974 (OP)
only watching for piper

>>18549974 (OP)
Wait... it's not Monday today??

>>18549974 (OP)
>The Miz & Carmelo Hayes
huh I thought they split.

>>18549974 (OP)
>Alexa Bliss vs. Piper Niven
>Gaytch having Bliss job to someone who jobbed to Zelina and Michin just to setup a tag title match, while Charlotte went over during Bliss' birthday segment last week
Shit gonna be funny when Charlotte starts getting go away heat again if he keeps that up. 2nd feud for them where Charlotte wins her match and Bliss losses her match.

>>18551351
>>18549974 (OP)
Drew McIntyre addresses his heinous attack on Cody Rhodes

>Last week, Drew McIntyre Claymore'd Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes right into the announce table, exploding the side of the table into splinters. This week, The Scottish Warrior will address his heinous actions. What will he say after his assault?

judgement day is there to promote AAA

Can't wait for some AAA kino tomorrow with my /pw/ BROTHERS

>>18550000
not until they move her down to evolve where she belongs

>>18550006
cute

>>18551351
they are going to push Andrade after the Cody vs Drew feud

>>18549974 (OP)
melo has been begging for a push on twitter lately so either
1. we get cringe triple H who makes fraxiom job
2. we get based triple K who makes melo eat the pin

>>18549974 (OP)
>"let's pick the most dimeless shitters for today's card"
you did it again brian

>>18551351
knight is technically still on smackdown

>>18549974 (OP)
Is this gonna be one of those cards where it looks like irredeemable shit, but then the show turns out to be great? What are our chances bros?

>>18551623
Naomi's on RAW, dude.

>>18552625
Look at this retard

>>18553109
:O LOOK AT THEM GO

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18549974 (OP)
holy grim

>>18549974 (OP)
>nothing but tag team slop

im only watching the first 20 minutes to see Drew go schizo out again

glad to see he's in the title picture once again

>>18553812
can't wait to see drew eat the pin for cawdy
YA JUST GOTTA

>>18549974 (OP)
pork on wheels having a big melty today, did it finally came crashing down and it hurt inside?

>>18553858
you're on every thread talking about this guy

>>18549974 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPunhn3RAzE

>>18553936
take me back

If brock wont be there, and Cody won't be there, and John obviously is not there, why even bother?

>>18552898
about 41%

Shan't be watching the harvey weinstein promotion

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18554051
AEW isn't on

>>18554027
Cody is gonna be there, though.

We will be watching Rampage instead.

>>18554069
Got me there, I well I will tune in then kek

>>18553450
Extremely disappointed with her new gear in the Indies. It's less revealing than her WWE gear. She should let the Scottish cheeks out.

>>18554183
>>18553450
Ah sweet another Indian simp thread

SARRRRRRREE WHERE IS BLOODY WHITCH GINGER WITCH SARRRRR.COME.TO UTTAR PRADESH MA'AM I RECEIVE YOU BUM BUM I WOULD LIKING TO KISS

>>18554053
In your schizo headcanon yes I'm sure, kefals

Amazon position with Jade.

>>18554835
Buddy and Andrade were lucky men.

>>18554402
she was in that position later that night in sheamus room

She got another tattoo.

>>18554931
>THIS will be the one that fixes everything

>>18552692
Worlds Collide was lit so I'm looking forward to this!

damn

>>18554402
>>18554835
>>18550006

I'm guessing none of the talent involved in TripleMania are going to be there? Unless they catch a flight to Mexico City after the show

>>18550006
The only reason why i watch smackdown/wwe since royal rumble.

I planned on going to the show tonight but plans fell though. Atleast I can talk to you guys.

>>18552625
Shut the fuck up you absolute nigger.
You absolute faggot.
Enjoy the Blisster Sisters
or
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>18550000
I hope not, she's the drizzling shits. Can't wait for her to become the vehicle that gets Kiana fucking James over lmao.

>>18551623
>big jim made a little jim as soon as his wife got over
That's some next level heel work

>>18550006
sex succubus designed to tempt good honest men

>>18553411
Yeah, it's really dire
>but the internet told me that the tlc matches are getting them over!
LMAO

>>18554080
>we
You and your 41 split personalities?

>The Miz and Carmelo Hayes

release both these shitters

>>18555369
giulia isn't over so why would she get kiana over

>>18555419
This. And then hire Buddy.

>>18555388
No, that's Vaquer

>>18549974 (OP)
LMFAO
That's the card?

>>18555422
Spite

>>18555437
Me when I play uno

>>18555419
Ironically, both guys just need somebody else to help them out. Miz needs Maryse and Melo needs Trick.

>>18555455
trick is gonna be put on raw so that he can sports entertain the masses
carmelo will be stuck jobbing on smackdown until he quits and christian casanova becomes ALL ELITE

>>18555462
>christian casanova becomes ALL ELITE
A fate worse than death, putting a workrate dude in a fed full of them already.

Ready to watch The Rainmaker's pre-show.

>Gets one 5 star tag match rating
>turns the full show into tag matches
why is paul like his?

I can’t tell who has a worse tag roster. AEW or wwe.
Wwe puts me to sleep with these boring shitters but aew at least makes me laugh with how terrible their roster is.

>>18555496
Okada finally left the tranny rodeo?

>>18550000
Shoulda stayed in Marigold. At least I'd get to see her a couple times a week.

>>18555534
kek Tony should put Okada on Rampage tonight so they can have a Rainmaker vs. Rainmaker ratings war

>>18553925
It's the same guy.

>>18555516
their kinda inverses of each other, AEW has a credidable team (Hurt Syndicate) but no crediable contenders

>>18554062
She licks assholes.

slopdown time

used to beat my dick to vicky valencourt

based drew with a borat shirt

Smackdown live y'all

>>18555516
aew has the better roster and yes it is thanks to the young bucks and ftr
hurr people are good too as well as assman's kids and that 80s themed team
Its not even close

We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

WE TAKIN' IT ALL

>It's just the Bloodline of the mid card.
Jesus.

What does MFT stand for?

so is the brand split done?

>>18555594
This lyricscringe is nowhere near as based as no ding is ever truly dong

Taking status?

>>18555596
my favorite tongans

>>18555573
Is she ugly now? She seemed like the type that was going to get really ugly.

>>18555585
>>18555592
Wawaweewa very nice!!

>>18555601
mostly fuckable tongans

>>18555601
My (Solo's) Family Tree

>>18555601
Motherfucking Tongans

>>18555601
Mother Fucking Tongans.

>>18555607
ALL

>>18555594
Why is this gay and dimes at the same time?

My Fungible Tokens

What the fuck is an MFT

keep it or sneed it?

I tell you hwat

>>18555594
WE DRINKING THE CUM
JERKING THE COCK
READY TO SHIT ON THE FLOOR

based King of the Hill Solo Sikoa

>Talla Tonga
>his gimmick is that he's tall

Finally a good Samoan faction

Oh great. Sami is here.

boring sami trash

Can sami fuck off

>Sami
Fuck off

Maximum Tongan Models

what anime song is this?

edrones actually watch this...

How pissed do you think Sami is that he has been publicly begging for a world title shot for months and instead he got stuck in a feud with Solo for the U.S. title?

>>18555645
>>18555646
>>18555647
>>18555648
glad we're all on the same page

Wow, this is already one of the worst smackdowns of all time.

>>18555643
He's also a Tongan

>>18555635
Mama mía
Mama mía
Let me go
Magnificoooo

>sami joins the coconut theater AGAIN
great

Kek Solo's mannerisms are funny

>>18555657
Rare to see us all agree kek

I think Buddy should kill Sami.

>Dimeless Sami and the Coconuts
>We want Kross chants in the background

Imagine the poor people that paid hundreds if not thousands of dollars to watch this

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18555643
Jacob Fatu. His gimmick it's he is fat

>another Sami v Solo
God damn, I hate this company sometimes

i genuinely dislike sami zayn on a deep visceral level

WE WANT KROSS

>>18555666
Good God the smell of them must be overpowering.

I don't know how they do it but SD always sucks harder than Raw

mft are dimeless

>>18554931
You need a filter pretty lady

>>18555692
more like MtF amirite

>5 years of Sami Zayn being focused on the show

who the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

>>18555666
>Satan trying to temp anons with Qweenposting
this is a new development

>>18555691
Smackdown is clearly the B show with Raw being on the Flix.

based solo

>>18555702
I can only imagine it is Saudi pandering, I don't know what else could possibly be going on...

>>18555695
He doing the stanky leg

SMACKBROS....WE FUCKING LOST

I
AM
YELLING

SAMI ZAYN
IM COMING FOR YOU SOLO
IM SAMI ZAYN
INHALE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh great more Sami every Friday

Logan Paul > Sami Zayn

>>18549974 (OP)
Solo is so dimes.

Kross should have ended Sami's career, quite frankly dear

Everybody just jumps from brand to brand like it fucking matters.

BASED
SAMI GODS WW@

>>18555719
Everyone else on the roster, past, present and future > Sami Zayn

Sami basically announced he got demoted

SMACKCHADS
WE WON
RAWGODS
WE WON
SAMI ZAYN FOR LA KNIGHT

>King of the Hill is the mat sponsor tonight
Kek

What the hell happened to Tama Tonga that's kept him out longer than Sneed after breaking both of his ankles? They got injured in the same match didn't they?

>>18555713
>LA Knight for Sami
Yeah, Smackdown lose

why are all the factions heels? Where's the face faction?

its like the same thing every week. damn.

>B level Bloodline
>B level baby face
>B level Uso

>>18555721
Settle down, shlomo.

Our boy Sami, got a little to excited

All these people are related to one another and also the Rock, Roman Reigns and Yokozuna.

Imagine watching this sober

UUUUUU
uuu
SOOOOO
sooo
I WAS BORN A KING
NOW I'M BLACK

they're cooling off jacob like crazy

Damn this is Solo's killing blow then, just like Gable and Goonther

wow a 6 man bloodline tag!!!!!!!!!!

if there was a midget tongan, what would his name be?

>WOOO-O-OO-oo LET'S GO
Sami getting ready to roll over all of MFT in a title match

>>18555732
He botched kicking a guy in the nuts. He's hopeless.

RAWCHADS WE FUCKING WON

>>18555750
did we ever find out what happened to naomi or was the steph podcast a nothingburger

It's unreal how bad slopdown is

Wow a six man tag who didn't see that shit coming...

>>18555748
I WAS BORN A DING
WITH NO DIDDLY
(I WAS BORN A DING, I WAS BORN A DING)
THEY TRYNA FINNA DIDDLY THEY DING-DONG MY DIDDLY

>>18555719
both are shit

bean town?

>Boston
That explains all those Irish fags in the crowd

>>18555753
Tiny Tonga

>>18555753
smalla tonga

>>18555753
smalla falah

is Fatu wearing a boar ballsack for a hat?

>>18555753
Teeni Tonga

WWE is mind numbingly lazy. how many week to week are total filler shows

>>18555753
Smalla Tonga

>>18555757
I wonder what teachers pet will replace him on RAW

alba yummmmmmmm

>>18555737
What do you expect, The Sopranos?
This is a wrestling show

Chelsea's gonna say it!

Ethan Page main roster debut tonight?

>>18555753
Smola Samoa

WWE is literally for kids

>>18555758
no and natayla said some more vague stuff about it that answered nothing while also telling people not to speculate

I would transfer my soul into a homeless man’s body for Jacob vs Buddy

>>18555759
tagdown, every match is a tag match.

>piper vs alexa
any porn like this?

yo chat: how to build a AI-generated Chelsea Green JOI agent

I had a wet dream about Alba a couple of nights ago. Felt weird.

>>18555776
Knight, duh

>>18549974 (OP)
>mfw that ugly redheaded bitch and that piggo are on my tv

>>18555778
I wouldn't mind a sopranos-based gimmick to be quite honest

I'm not watching this slop

This guy's voice is so weird

Charlotte looks surprisingly good in that outfit.

God, Charles looks like walking sex with a Thai ladyboy.

>>18555799
they did this over the course of 4 years on nxt. its over now though

>>18555796
One time in like 2017, I dreamt that Nia Jax and Lexi Bliss were in my town and trying to hit me up for weed.

>>18555798
i miss this alba fyre

Charlotte should have brought her doll out too

charles looks like a creepypasta villain

>>18555799
You want a new Yorker?

>>18555799
RIP Tony D

>>18555796
lucky

>>18555753
really not a fan of the hair being done like this

is charlotte just sexier because she's happy and confident instead of looking like she wants to kill herself in every segment

>>18555698
>You need a filter pretty lady
Don't*
my bad lemmie fix this

LIIISSSSSENNNNNN
La Knight for Samir Zayn sounds like a fair trade, both of them need something new to do

>>18555807
i miss the 90s when trannies were only referred to as the butt of a thai ladyboy joke

>>18555774
A ROOM FULL OF WRITERS + SECRET CABAL OF INNER CIRCLE SPECIAL CHAT MEGAMINDS
PLEASE UNDERSTAND

>>18555829
A smile goes a long way.

just a reminder that collision is on tomorrow and is WAY better

>>18555829
I mean she still looks like a natural born male, but she does look chipper.

LA Knight was roomies with Moxley and Buddy.

>sami to smackdown
thank fucking god
he's your problem now

>>18555843
Do you really not have plans on a Saturday night?

>>18555847
0 dimes in that image

>>18555853
>WWE still has a brand split

>>18555756
Wait anon, do you have a clip of the spot?

is porkwheels really hate watching again? get a life chum

>Charlotte is Reid.
>He killed himself and transitioned into Charlotte.
>The real Ashley is living anonymously somewhere.

The same people who hate Sami are the same people who hate Hogan for being "racist"

>main event jey uso is going to be in my city in 3 days
Finna bouta cop some tickets famlam

>>18555829
yup. just not looking miserable can instantly make you more attractive

>Founded in 1630
Why post that kind of fact?

>>18555858
Tony is based.
Rizzo is cute.
Stacks gets to bang Arianna Grace so that’s dimes.
Luca is a lawyer.

>>18555857
You are on an image board's wrestling forum. You tell me.

>>18555862
No. There was one, though.

>>18555857
yeah to watch AEW. you are watching a kid show on a friday night

Will there be any beaners here tonight to promote Triplemania?

main event, need it or keep it?

alba won a singles match on NXT this week
will piper be able to keep up the momentum?

God I love Chelsea. I unironically salute every time.

>alexa with crows feet
We're getting old bros

who asked for this?

Some of you may not be aware of this but Alexa Bliss owes me sex.

KEK

>>18555892
Nig

whoever pitched the secret hervice deserves a promotion. giving undercard niggas some personality should be a huge priority

>>18555887
well we are in beantown so i sure would hope so

>>18555879
>Indian simp
Opinion disregarded

>hervice is just a jobber team
What's the point?

>>18555886
kek roasted that lil squealing pig, lemme get a plate

Bliss is so cute

Sometimes I wonder how this group would've worked if they originally kept Bea in it instead of releasing her.

>>18555900
Buddy was a lucky guy.

why are they still doing this gimmick after chelsea lost the us championship? they killed that title btw

>>18555906
>whoever pitched the secret hervice
pretty sure it was big dimes chels

>>18555917
They get a match every week

>>18555921
Not-harley will always be cute

>>18555897
>shows crows feet
>won’t show bare feet
bitch

>>18555932
you're thinking of zelina vega

>>18555928
who is this?

>>18555899
Literally redd itors.

>>18555925
HOLY SNIFFOLA *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>18555928
Ospreay was a lucky guy.

>>18555915
How does that make sense?

>Sami Zayn vs The Mudline again
Triple H is a complete retard

Krosschads, uh, are they going to chant?

>>18555886
Yeah I'm watching with my kids. Your move retard.

>>18555892
I'll probably tune out when this starts

>>18555956
they did a little bit

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Someone bake a proper thread before the AEW tranny shits the thread >>18555964

>>18555944
Bea Priestley/Blaire Davenport

>>18555928
probably piper's partner instead
world title chelsea and finally try giving KLR a solo push

>>18555964
>this faggot again

>>18555968
be the change you want to see in the world

>>18555940
yeah I botched my post, secret hervice carried the title. they, the people in charge, killed the title when they took it off of chelsea

REAL
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>>18555900
>For all my Blisschizo niggas that know me best
>but Alexa Bliss owes me sex.

>>18555928
Man, bitches watch the Substance ONE TIME....

>>18555986
Bless your soul anon

I want to send Piper to Palestine on a diet vacancy.

>>18555949
>was
He left her to be a cuck?

>>18555968
>AHHHHHH ANYONE WHO MAKES A THREAD IS AN AEW TRANNY AHHHHHHH
go dilate you redditfag

lmao they cut out finn from dom's commercial

>>18555969
thanks

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>>18555928
She knows how to get down

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