Thread 18553217

Modern pro-wrestling along with its fandom is so unironically fucked

>>18553217 (OP)
>Randy "Macho Man" Poffo was born on November 15, 1952, in Columbus, Ohio,[11][6] the eldest son of Judith (née Sverdlin) and Angelo Poffo.[12] His father was Italian American and his mother was Jewish American

>>18553225
Don't leave out the end of the sentence bro
>; Poffo was raised Catholic.

>>18553217 (OP)
The promo GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnBUbRowRgM

>>18553255
>mother was Jewish
This is all that matters. He is jewish

>>18553217 (OP)
who the fuck is this zesty boomer?

>>18553217 (OP)
Good. He was the Daniel Bryan of his day. Totally overrated.

>>18553316
He's the fucking Macho Man.
He gets a pass.

>>18553316
Macho is in heaven with the Lord because he believed that Jesus Christ was his savior and unlike born again Jannetty's he believed since Day 1.

>>18553331
>Good. He was the Daniel Bryan of his day. Totally overrated.
Most retarded zoom-zoom take

>>18553338
No he fucking doesn't this is how they subvert you retard.

>>18553349
He is in hell because he was born Jewish

>>18553356
>Doesn't understand that Macho Man absolutely gets a pass because he's the fucking Macho Man
You're obviously retarded so opinion disregarded

>>18553383
No Jewish person gets a pass retarded zoomer

>>18553399
>retarded zoomer
Turn your fucking monitor on kid.
And I know for a fact you're a fucking kid because if you weren't you'd know the great respect real pro-wrestling fans hold for this man.
Cope with it. Or keep crying and looking like a bitch. It's up to you lil bro.

It's because he's not in the WWE HoF and they never talk about him today. And he has never made an appearance in the company since he initially left. And we all know why

>>18553421
he is
class of 2015

>>18553421
Being dead doesn't help either I guess

>>18553354
>reeeeee
How was he not? He relied on a repeatable catch phrase and wrestled a style that kiketzer and workrate marks enjoyed. He was also small for his era.

>>18553437
>relied on a catchphrase
>>18553282
>zoom-zoom status: confirmed

>>18553437
>relied on a catchphrase
see >>18553282 (You)
>zoom-zoom status: confirmed

>>18553496
Nigger, you're at least 30 and you're trying to bant like you're a teen. Also everyone cut promos like that.

You just can't admit to yourself that he was an 80s equivalent of a flippyshitter and you spend your middle ages white knighting a dead half-kike because he's heckin wholesome nostalgia for you.

>discord trolls desperately trying to take a thread about one of the greats and veer it desperately off topic
I hate this board so fucking much.

>>18553573
>announcing that you're offended
ngmi

>>18553572
>ad hominem in lieu of an actual argument
Typical for someone of your level of retardation.

>>18553583
>N...NO! Y...YOU CAN'T CALL OUT MY BAD BEHAVIOR!
Shut the fuck up you stupid troll cunt.

>>18553605
You still sound mad
ngmi

>>18553615
Go back to your discord retard.

>>18553591
>no argument when theres a clear argument being made
enjoy your melty

>>18553622
>you're not from here
says the fag who's 30+ and still doesn't know how things work here
lmao

>>18553383
i hate jews more than i could ever describe, but even I give the macho man a pass. he was only half jew, didn't follow the evil talmudic religion, and wasn't culturally jewish either.

>>18553632
Whatever you say lil' bro.

Post your favorite Warrior promo.
NO PUKESTERS TO THE LEFT
NO PUKESTERS TO THE RIGHT

>>18553641
IDK man. He manipulated an innocent country bumpkin family and said he would protect their daughter then put her in a locker room full of perverts. The underlying behaviour was still slightly there.

https://www.isjewish.com/randy_savage/
>Well, to make a long story short, Randy Savage is Jewish!

>>18553676
No one cares

>>18553641
>Jew that raped a teenage girl is ok because I liked him as a kid
zoomers are fucking insane

>>18553681
You clearly do

>>18553715
>typing three words is caring
k

>>18553721
Correct and now you typed more and will reply again and continue caring zoomie

>>18553757
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Straight talk: Feeling a bit needy today? Mommy didn't bring you those chicken tendies you asked for an hour ago fren?
Guessing it must be tough being a 50 year old crippled Irish fuck still living with your parents.

>>18553802
>continues to care
did I call it or what zoomie?

>>18553217 (OP)
It's okay since i think only boomers watch wrestling

>>18553331
nah macho man actually had charisma and style, daniel bryan has absolutely zero of either.

>>18553715
>>18553668
proof for any of these claims?

>>18553217 (OP)
that's the nacho maam, sandy cabbage.

>>18553225
>>18553316
one of the good ones, like Geddy Lee

>>18553868
look at all the angry posts caring so much above

>>18553809
>responds in less than 30 seconds
>acts like it's other people who cares
Come on, you can do better than this 'wheelsie.
But I get it. It's all about bringing in the (You)'s for you since you obviously too crippled to bring home actual money.

>>18553668
by all accounts, macho man did protect her. whenever old wrestlers tell stories about savage, they ALL talk about him being hyper-protective of Elizabeth. She was fine until she got with Luger.

I don't care for emotionally abusive people toward women.

>>18553868
Sure. In his autobiography. Any part that deals with Miss Elizabeth's family. He basically admits it.

And for the teenage girl part, the shoot interview with Gorgeous George. It was her sister iirc.

>>18553910
You can't "no u" me here you are the one who said you didn't care zoomie not me as you continue to care lol

>>18553906
that's not proof. you have made very serious accusations, can you back them up or not?

>>18553930
link or screenshot please

>>18553941
>show me proof about what you said
>shows proof
>"that doesn't count"
retarded zoomie

>>18553934
He's having a total melt down. It's funny.

>>18553955
>spoonfeed me
no

>>18553934
>keeps responding
>convinces himself the people he's responding to with the caring problem
>"NO! YOU CAN'T DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING!"
You love trying to dish it but you sure as fuck can't take it, can you you crippled little pussy.
Absolute faggot behavior on your part.
But go on. Tell me again how much I'm the one who cares here.

>>18553973
>u...u..u mad
ok so you gave up and are out of gas. I accept your concession zoomie

>>18553981
once again YOU are the one who said you don't care not me so you can't "n...n..NO U" here zoomie. I am not doing exactly what you are doing because YOU said you didn't care not me. God you guys are so low IQ with how every reply is "no u" even when it makes no sense.

>>18554011
>faggy cope: the comment
Faggot.

>>18553966
>>18553973
that's what i thought, you got nothing. the burden of proof lies on the accuser. If you actually had proof you could maybe have changed my mind but clearly you don't.

>>18554028
I accepted your concession we are good

>>18554029
see previous post I gave you proof

>>18553217 (OP)
If nobody knows who someone is, they must suck

>>18553217 (OP)
macho man is one of the only guys from this era that zoomer actually would know

>>18554044
>thinks declaring that he won means he actually won
You really are as retarded as everyone says.

>>18554086
see previous post zoomie I already accepted

>>18554107
>thinks if he keeps repeating it that it will someday become true, like a kid wishing on a star
Shame you can't accept your retard status as well; first step towards fixing any problem is recognizing that you have a problem in the first place.

>>18554152
see
>>18554044

>>18554162
see >>18554152.
Dumbass.

>>18554044
no you didn't. you told some little stories without giving any sources. you're a lying dirt merchant.

Anyone else enjoying the melty?

>>18554218
Again see previous post

>>18554233
>what is your proof of what these people are saying
>look here at these posts
>grrrrr that doesn't count because reasons
It's insane how much you are melting down now

>>18554272
Indeed, spamming "concession accepted" with nothing else to say is a damn good melty
Dude's absolutely buckbroken

>>18554283
It's crazy how mad they are. They lose an argument and can't accept you. You totally got them on the ropes.

>>18554283
it's insane how some people try to samefag their way out of backing up their claims lol. all I did was ask for proof, that's not a melty by any measure. you defame people when you can't even back it up, people like you get killed in prison every day and they deserve it too.

>>18554333
I didn't do anything like that but you sound like you have a guilty conscious because you lost the argument after I gave you the proof you asked for.
> people like you get killed in prison every day and they deserve it too.
THAT SEETHE LMAO HOLY SHIT!

>>18554352
This is faggotty, womanly behavior anon.
No one is having a melty here but you and everyone can see it.

>>18554385
Are you calm now?

>>18554404
Straight talk - do you think your dimeless act *actually* works anyone up?

>>18554436
Yes or no are you calm now?

>>18554490
Come on, we're talking straight here buddy, man to man.
Answer the question. Why can't you just talk straight for once.

>>18554272
Watching a wheelchair bound cretin meltdown is half the reason is still come here

>>18554506
Kek, you just have to turn your monitor off for that retard.

>>18554502
Just answer the question first. Are you calm now?

>>18554539
So you don't know.

>>18554568
Yea that's why I am asking

>>18554620
So you're not sure whether your dimeless act actually works anyone up.
I appreciate you taking the time to answer my question. I'll answer yours in exchange - I had fun bantin' with ya brother

>>18554653
No I am asking if you calmed down so we can continue having a reasonable discussion. Are you calm now?

>>18554677
Sorry, I don't follow.

>>18554718
It's a simple question

>>18554730
Gonna need you to explain what you mean fren.

>>18554743
see
>>18554490

>>18554778
So you can't.

this thread is one mentally ill crippled irishman having an argument with himself

>>18554795
Have you calmed down yet?

>>18554808
What do you mean?

>>18554819
If your blood pressure is high or resting at a normal pace?

>>18554841
You sure seem to care a lot about this.

>>18554853
Yea I mean it's health related so I am hoping your health is not at risk.

>>18554878
Based, you're a hell of a guy anon.

>>18554894
Cool so are you calm now?

>>18554906
Calm about what?

>>18554937
I dunno. You seemed unhinged so that's why I am asking

>>18554961
What gave you that impression

>>18554971
Your posts

>>18554990
How so

>>18554999
They come off unhinged.

>>18555013
How exactly

>>18555022
By being unhinged. Do you need the definition of the word unhinged?

>>18555032
That would be helpful

>>18555039
>unhinged
Sure, from Merriam Webster:
>highly disturbed, unstable, or distraught

>>18555068
Thanks man
Not seeing it though. Why would I be highly disturbed, unstable, or distraught. I'm just here bantin' with a fren. :)

>>18555089
Usually people who suffer from conditions like this don't see it so that's why I am helping you as a 3rd party and telling you that you are unhinged.

>>18555101
How do you know you're not unhinged?

>>18555117
See there you go no u'ing again when your back is against the wall. I am trying to help you dude all jokes aside. Deflecting to me won't help your condition. Let me help you dude I am serious.

>>18555145
Calm down, it was just a question.

>>18555160
Do you have health insurance? Like through a job or maybe you live in a country that pays for it?

UNJUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE IN

>>18555193
My favorite part is the slight of hand magic with the creamers

>each promo has a segment where he's about to hit elizabeth
not cool

>>18555246
He was a heel, heels do bad things

Iron Sheik was unironically better on the mic

>cup of coffee, man...yeah....
>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>MAN
>WOW, MAN
>FREAK OUT
what did he mean by this?

>>18555160
I'm serious, I hope you are getting help for your mental condition.

>>18555160
Are you calm yet

>>18555117
Guess you ragequit. Concession accepted.

>>18555160
Say something you faggot

>>18555160
You're so gotten to

>>18553926
Luger killed her

>>18553316
It's funny because his Dad who was the devout and stern catholic had a jew mizer gimmick and they were shoot cheap and tight with there need to stack cash. Randy was a based prototype for the next generations though.

>>18553217 (OP)
He's the basic caricature of what someone who has never watched wrestling thinkswhen you say pro wrestler. What a disingenuine thread.

>>18553316
The only good one, yes

zoomer here we all saw spiderman dummy

>Slim Jim
>Phrase not found

he is literally r*ddit though

>>18555174
>>18555438
>>18555497
>>18555577
Holy crap, get ahold of yourself.