Thread 18555279

In all seriousness he's going to go down in history as the greatest wrestler of all time

>>18555279 (OP)
No. He's going to go down as that guy Meltzer was weirdly obsessed with once he started going senile.

OP here, I actually wanted to post this

>>18555279 (OP)
Hogan couldn't do a quarter of the shit Will does

>>18555279 (OP)
No one knows who he fuck he is.

>>18555279 (OP)
>>18555293
he fucking sucks. he just does gay ass obviously cooperative gymnastics and then looks for the next move. no wonder gayEW ratings are in the shitter

>>18555279 (OP)
at drawing zero dimes

>>18555279 (OP)
Not until he beats Mike The Miz on night 1 of Wrestlemania

>>18555299
Nah, tell me one person in WWE who can do what he does.

>>18555279 (OP)
he will IF he signs with WWE
we're at the point now where you can't get that status without WWE propagating it, only pre-WWE national expansion greats can get designation that like flair

>>18555279 (OP)
maybe the faggiest wrestler of all time

>>18555331
penta and penta is also fucking ass and the worst in ring wrestler in the WWE

>>18555293
I'd love to see Will do his moveset 400 dates a year like the Hulkster.

>>18555332
WWE wouldn't take him if is neck is really all fucked up but Tony's three ring circus show doesn't care if he is paralyzed.

>>18555279 (OP)
*that nobody ever knew or watched

>>18555279 (OP)
he's going down as a dimeless geek forever seething about an off hand comment that didn't mention him by name

>>18555357
HHH is a bigger smark than tony and had an uncharacteristic mini melty when ospreay wouldn't sign. he wants the dave star toy desperately, you are actually kidding yourself if you think they're taking generic samoan #6000 but not ospreay if he wants to go.
he's also one of tony's favorite toys so if his neck was seriously in bad condition, he wouldn't let him wrestle this soon. he's fine.

>>18555293
and bruv couldn't draw a tenth of the money or fans

he would also disintegrate after a month trying to work Hogan's schedule

>>18555380
>and had an uncharacteristic mini melty when ospreay wouldn't sign

the fuck are you talking about

>>18555391
do you not remember HHH visibly seething about "some wrestlers just don't want THE GRIND" when ospreay went to AEW? he wanted him so bad, it was in direct response to will turning WWE's offer down.

>>18555407
the only one who thought that was Ospreay and he was so worked by it he had a melty about it on live TV

>>18555427
you don't need to go to bat for HHH like this, he got worked into a shoot and seethed about it, it happened and it's fine

>>18555279 (OP)
Bruv will go down behind omega as wrestlers most afraid of the grind

>>18555441
>he got worked into a shoot and seethed about it, it happened and it's fine
but enough about will whospreay

i've never even seen a match of his and i've been watching wrestling for 40 years

>>18555467
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9er5hg
all you sneed

>>18555475
wow, this is fucking terrible, worse than a miz match

>>18555380
>HHH doesn't even mention Will by name on a pre-show
>Will was so butt blasted about it that he directly responds to him on air on Dynamite
>Months later also appears on some indie mud show to beat up a guy larping as Triple H
Yeah, sure pal

>>18555293
True but I don't remember seeing Hogan entertain an empty arena

>>18555279 (OP)
In all seriousness he's to smarks what Nathan Jones was to Vince. A guy that fit the profile but had no clue and will be forgotten

>>18555342
They're not even close to being on Will's level.
How many Meltzer five star matches do they have.

lol e-drones are so easily worked

>>18555714
Who are you replying to?

>>18555511
who is he pointing to?
>>18555708
meltzer only likes sloppa. he must love marvel movies

>>18555802
Concession accepted.

Literally who

>>18555855
If you actually watched wrestling instead of e-slop you'd know

>>18555820
meltzer literally loves the sloppa he even said on twitter he loves flippy shit and no selling. he was talking about how much he loves Lucha when every one of those AAA fags has been fucking terrible

>>18555883
So, to answer my original question...?

>>18555868
>If you actually watched ballerina gymnastics instead of wrestling you'd know

>>18555934
Kek, facts make you seethe so hard you had to frantically greentext me saying something else

I dare say that defending Assplay might be an even better form of trolling than joshi-posting.

>>18555907
meltzer stars are worthless because meltzer only likes gay sloppa

>>18555279 (OP)
never drew a single dime and barely anyone know's who he even is

>>18556079
>the objective standard doesn't acktually matter because it destroys my entire case
Okay e-drone retard

>>18556144
>meltzer
>objective standard
lol

>>18556144
stars of david aren't objective

>>18556187
>acktually the standard isn't the standard
lmfao

>>18555888
5 of course

>>18556425
This guy sucks, where's all the yeetin' and whoa'n

>>18555293
Will couldn’t draw a singular quarter

>>18556465
Has nothing to do with what I said, now does it
BTW - talking like an insider saying shit like "draw" just makes you a fucking smark. Wrestlers aren't putting money in your pocket buddy.

why are wwe fans so tsundere for billy?

>>18556525
Robinson?

>>18556206
what's the criteria for a star of david?

>>18556600
So you don't know.
Study Cagematch and figure it out for yourself. It's not my job to hold your hand with this stuff.

>>18556450
You need people in attendance to do that

>>18556512
>the phrase “drawing money” is a super secret insider term now
You’re a dweeb

>>18556634
kek, cagematch is 99% yuros

>>18556702
Exactly, we all know e-drones can't enjoy wrasslin' without crowds of people yeetin' and whoa'n

>>18556512
How much money and eyes a wrestler brings to a company is indicative of how good they are at being a wrestler. Lil Billy “Somalian Sweetums” Cuckspray is not a good wrestler because of this.

>>18556717
You're the one talking like he's some sort of insider and you think I'm the dweeb.
What company did you work for bro. You ever been in the ring before? Set up a ring? Maybe fluff a guy before a big match?

>>18556749
>i can only enjoy wrestling if guys are making money
You're never going to see a dime bro, the money's made off your back
Word advice since you're obviously young - if it's free, you're the actual product.

>>18556758
The phrase “drawing money” wasn’t even invented by wrestlers or promoters you fucking retard

>>18555279 (OP)
Nah he will go down as the most overrated most overhyped wrestler of all time. Kenny Omega was going to have this but then he started shitting on Dave and then this guy pops up

>>18556781
Kek, you are so easily worked.
Can't believe how easily baited some of you around here are.

>>18556758
>>18556780
>1 minute apart
Gotten to

>>18556799
Are you retarded?

>>18556814
Yeah, I'm the one gotten to, retard.
Meanwhile I've been trolling your ass the whole thread. Who the fuck cares if Ospreay can do shit Hogan can't - it's fucking hilarious to me you think someone would argue that shit in good faith on this board of all places.

>>18556799
>heh I was just pretending to be le retard
You’re seething after getting exposed

>>18555279 (OP)
He could retire tomorrow and already have the greatest resume of matches of all time.

>>18556835
You're just coping because you can't believe you got worked.

>>18556830
>words words words
Very much gotten to

>>18556864
kek, whatever you say dumbfuck.

>>18556780
Wrestlers that make money only make money because they are good at what they do and people will pay to see how good they are. Everyone knows Shitspray is a shitter so no one bothers to pay to see him. Maybe he can work for free like you said and entertain some hobos in an alleyway.

>>18556877
>still responds
Kek

>>18556954
>still responds
Kek

>>18556974
>he’s still going

>>18556999
Good thing you responded to get the last word then.
Go on, do it again. Get that last word bro.

>>18557014
>more words
More seethe kek

Nobody cares about Asspray unless it’s to laugh at him

>>18557059
He's great for trolling some of the dumb fuck e-drones around here though

>>18557084
Are you one of those dumb fuck e-drones?

>>18557106
>t. gotten-to tranny

>>18557136
But I don’t watch AEW

>>18557182
Then you're alright in my book fren.

>>18556851
>Resume written by one old guy with a midlife crisis

>we get creative control over your show
>we steal your two top draws
>we make one of our developmental guys your champion
>we force you to change your time slot to compete with AEW so we don't have to hurt ratings of our own show

Why did he agree to this partnership again?

Nobody currently wrestling will go down in history as the greatest of all time because wrestling's nowhere as popular as it used to be.

Who

>>18556851
none of those matches are good though, it's just him doing gay flips, not selling, more gay flips, obviously cooperative flips and then looking for the next spot

>>18555279 (OP)
>greatest wrestler of all time

>>18558012
>his opponent kicked out of 50 hidden blades

>>18555380
HHH is a joke and Vince let this clown took over creative and booking of WWE make the company went down the toilet.

>>18555279 (OP)
I agree

>>18555279 (OP)
what a dude

>>18556851
He'll be talked about for ages. Truly the GOAT of GOATS

>>18555279 (OP)
If Dave said it

>>18560856
he's not talked about now

>”Oi, Bruv! I show up every week jet lagged, bruv!”
Then live in the country you work for, dipshit.

>>18561654
>taking jet lag over living in mutt land
Based

you now remember meltzer convincing smarks that okada's the greatest wrestler ever before suddenly forgetting about him
it seems unbelievable now but it really happened
would probably make me think if i still had a halfway working brain