Thread 18562695

It's The Last Show On U.S. Soil Before AEW’s UK Takeover!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta vs. Jetspeed
>Nigel McGuinness vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Lee Moriarty vs. Hechicero (Winner faces Zack Sabre Jr at Forbidden Door)
>Ricochet vs. Ace Austin
>Julia Hart vs. Kris Statlander vs. Anna Jay vs. Penelope Ford in a $100k 4-Way Collision Match
>Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong vs. Blake Christian & Lee Johnson
>Juice Robinson vs. Bryan Keith
>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm!

** 8 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18562695 (OP)
BASED

Will watch for Buddy

no way you trannies blame the aaa show when the ratings are dogshit right? you wouldn't do that right trannies? right?

>>18562695 (OP)
CM Punk won

Im looking forward to the Trevor match.

outdrawn by YouTube triplemania in you’re path

It was telling that when they announced Ace Austin as ALL ELITE, the dronie boomers on twitter were like WHO which basically outed them as people that don't even watch TNA even though they think it can compete with AEW.

That's why this TNA stuff is all noise. It's purely performative by dronies who just want WWE to have a monopoly in the wrestling space.

Collision into TJPW into the G1 final. Probably watch the UFC and AAA main events as well. Good weekend of wrasslin.

>>18562735
Ace is a really good get. He is under 30 still with 10 years of experience.

>>18562750
Yeah he's pretty based. I remember him being giga over with the female japanese fans. They were obsessed with him on twitter.

>>18562702
you pretending to be into mexican flippy shit this week, BT?

>>18562695 (OP)
Wtf tf does juice Robinson look like that?

Predict the ratings for this one, go.

YO SÓY
HECHICEROOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

>>18563119
The rating will 100% be a number above your weight (300lbs)

>>18562695 (OP)
holy fucking stacked card, can't wait to tune in

>>18562695 (OP)
>Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta vs. Jetspeed
as Wheeler Yuta's fan, I am looking forward to this

>no pornostar
ngl might be a skip for me

>>18562735
>That's why this TNA stuff is all noise. It's purely performative by dronies who just want WWE to have a monopoly in the wrestling space.
You think E-drones would do that? Spend their time astroturfing a promotion that they don't even watch, just to try to hurt AEW?

>>18563119
IDGAF about ratings bro, I just enjoy pro wrestling.

>>18563106
He already started to grow back the beard

>>18563213
Tony will probably announce it on Xwitter, and also, you really gonna skip a card with Nige on it?

>>18563230
Based and same

>>18562695 (OP)
>Julia vs Kris vs Penelope vs Anna
Holy shit, I don't think my dick can handle this match.

>>18563222
>sweetie it's time to drop what you're doing and watch TNA on Wednesday so you can hurt my competition and I can charge you more in the future
>yes honey
lol

>>18563273
life's a journey son, not a damn destination

>>18563273
Don't spoil Buddy's return

>>18563290
based squidbillies enjoyer

>>18563311
Buddy is injuried indefinitely, possibly career ending injury too
let it go anon

WE WANT THE PORNOSTAR

>>18563290
AEW should do a wrestling show on Adult Swim where they turn some of the classic 12 minute episodes into wrestling matches. The Butcher could be Carl.

>>18563329
Very heterosexual and beautiful painting. I'd hang that in my living room (unironically)

>>18563315
no u
>>18563341
I remember they did a thing at an [as] event one time, I think someone wrestled dressed as meatwad

>Blale Christian
tony get him the song already

AEW’s been on such a roll that every PPV this year feels like a PPV of the year contender. Unreal.

>bryan keith
Based

>>18563329
many straight attractive muscular greased up spray tanned young men are saying this

AEW isn’t leverage

>Ace Austin
lowkey pretty good pickup. dude has been solid in tna. kinda weird that he would leave tna when it's like a fast-track to wwe for the right person now

>>18563772
lmao

>>18563772
is that the guy who represents WWE talent for some agency but spends his entire day screaming at kids on twitter for liking AEW?

Today will set up Max vs Bowens at FD, you just know it.

>>18562750
Surprised he's only 28.

I kind of want AEW to sign Lena Kross and then completely stop signing anyone until there's a big name that fits from WWE or somewhere else.

>>18564121
Lena Kross was good, feel like I've seen her at Marvelous in Japan or maybe Oz.

>>18564154
sendai

Does WWE have to counter program EVERYTHING AEW does now?

>3 hours to go
might as well be 3 days

Dimeless shit. I'll be watching Triplemamania brother!

>>18564321
You'd watch gay porn if it had a WWE logo in the corner you NPC ass faggot

Buddy status?

>>18562695 (OP)
Penelope Ford owes me sex

>>18564908
this but bunny and me

>>18564862
eternal bleeding I'm afraid

>>18564862
We love Buddy here.

>>18564294
only 2 now

>>18564920
rare TK fumble

>>18562695 (OP)
I fucking hate seeing "We'll hear from"
It's so fucking lame. Why does tony do this

>>18562695 (OP)
Hot girls match. Everything else looks like shit, as usual.

>>18565156
WWE does it too. Not sure why you're losing your marbles over it. Doesn't seem like a big deal

>>18565203
No they dont

>>18565185
nah you do

what's so ace about his austin

>>18565222
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5zBcWGJdz2/

>>18565156
Promos have been a thing forever

>>18565269
>>18565250
Its the
>we'll hear from! =D
part. Its mad gay

>>18565333
>>18565250
>https://www.instagram.com/p/C5zBcWGJdz2/
>TONIGHT on #WWERaw:
>We’ll hear from Undisputed WWE Champion @americannightmarecody
anything else?

>>18565364
Nope not true.

>>18565373
>LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
least delusional E-drone kek

>>18562719
No he lost actually

>>18565373
kwab

>>18563995
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-
LIVE

>>18565377
Nope your wrong.

>>18565418
it will culminate in Caster teaming up with MJF. And they will do the chant together.

>>18564321
>Dimeless shit.
>I'll be watching Triplemamania brother!
Thank your for accurately describing your evening's viewing

>>18565426
I accept your full and unconditional surrender.

>>18562695 (OP)
>No local city talent matches
Finally

>>18565438
too late, Max already started turning face by telling the crowd
>that was... better

>>18562695 (OP)
Cool card . Be ashame if some one spoil it .

>>18565442
Except for Mox

>>18565449
world's whitest E-drone

>>18565461
imagine being from Cleveland's jannetty

>>18562750
why is Tony debuting him in a heatless match on the b show then? Honest question, is this a good booking choice by the tonedawg?

>>18565482
gotta pay your dues, Kyle was a jobber for his first year or so and look at him now

>>18565474
Columbus mogs

>>18565505
no one rates Columbus

>>18565512
no one rates AEW

>>18565458
Have we really given up hope on the homie Karrion Kross? Pair him with Jericho and it would be dimes.

>>18565576
I do, so you're wrong.

sickooooooooooooos
where tf we at@ ??

Speaking of Jericho, do you think he'd go back to WWE? Genuinely would be funny and I hope it happens because the first thing Triple H would do is put him in a feud with Phil. He gets to humiliate both of them at the same time

>>18565578
>Pair him with Jericho and it would be dimes.
This is true of anyone. He could get a broomstick over.

>>18565593
Tony should get Jericho to be the GM of Dynamite. He could still wrestle a match on the PPVs.

>>18565593
>do you think he'd go back to WWE?
They said they weren't interested in letting him perform with Fozzy, and that's a non-starter for him.

>>18565588
>*crickets*

Gay show
Dead audience
Dead thread

>>18565637
that part

>>18565588
right here bro, was getting some snacks

>>18565637
>>18565644
>replying to your own post
get a life ya retarded fat bitch lol

>>18565588
Double dubs of success, Collision is going to slap

>>18565593
I'm more surprised WWE hasn't copied "The Cruise" yet.

>>18565651
Take your Meds

>>18565657
It always flies by so fast, I wish it was 3 hours. Or even 4.

>>18565670
did you forget to crop out one of the (You)s?

that guy would put anna over clean

>walking by a white castle
>handed this

what should I do? It's just me and it's $65.

How do I delete a post

>>18565685
Girls this pretty should be kept in (very comfortable) zoos

>>18565673
Collision really got better this year

Adam Cole has a new GF

>>18565698
del sys 32

Wasn't Edge and Christian reuniting supposed to be a big deal? I just now found out they did. Why have I seen NOTHING about it? What a fucking fumble...

>>18565692
I'm not fat but I can eat a dozen Krystals in a sitting, it's only 20 of the sandwichs and you can save the rest for breakfast in the morning.

I just ate a quadruple decker buttered toast

>>18565714
mid, just like his last one, but he's not shitting up my wrestling programs every week anymore, so I wish him well in all his future endeavors

>>18565714
Kek what an assdrunk
>>18565730
Retarded aewsissy newfaggot

If you sleep naked, you get used to being naked. So whenever a chick wants to fuck, you don't feel shy when taking off your clothes because being naked feels normal.

Anyway, looks like a good Collision tonight

>>18565725
it's not hard at all when you're young. The microwave ones are now an occasional thing if I'm going down the aisle and think "fuck it dawg, life's a risk" then I just piss everywhere on the walk home like I'm Nick Offerman

>>18565749
Dude you watch collision you get no pussey shut your bitchass up

>>18565749
nothing beats sleeping naked in a racecar bed and the child is hiding in the closet wondering how I got there

>>18565714
Is the lore that this dude killed his entire family because he got addicted to anal sex with his gf?

>>18565588
YES HA HA YESSSSSSS

>>18565637
>>18565644
have some shame negro

>>18565766
you're so mad lmao

Tony khan is a buttboy

>>18565775
Yes lol. Chris watts

>>18565685
me in the bushes quietly stalking her

>>18565766
I got enough I went into pussy retirement for a couple of years, starting to work my way back to being an active competitor.

>>18565775
One of many theories. I myself hold to the chicken nugget trigger

>>18565673
IT SHOULD BE 5 HAHAHAHAA

>>18565782
Many are saying this.

>>18565797
what is the chicken nugget trigger

>>18565775
Between becoming assdrunk due to anal sex with his mistress and his daughters relentlessly throwing piping hot chicken nuggets at his face, can you really blame him? Also his munch munchausen wife who was in MLM pyramid schemes.

Chris.... had a hard life.

>>18565799
6 HOUR COLLISIONS
8 HOUR DYNAMITES
12 HOUR PPV'S
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18565714
The Chris Watts threads on /tv/ are some of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet

>>18565827
tony doesnt look like that

Tony is too cool of a name for a gay little bottom boy. His name should be Toby. Or Cocksucker.

>>18565822
To paraphrase Chris Rock, I'm not saying he should have killed the bitches... but I understand.

>>18565827
TYBTD

>>18565861
>nobody:
>E-drones: *unprompted gay sex fantasies*

>>18565889
decades of WWE sponsored BBC sissy scat hypnosis

usual suspect drones already having a menty b?

yeah im thinking we are in the real sicko hours

>TONY, NO!
>WE DONT DO THAT, SON!

>>18565901
Vince fried so many young people's brains who ended up growing into adults that now defend people like Brock who is into piss play. The kiss my ass club stuff was extremely gay.

>>18565901
sad but true

>>18565918
sybau aewsissy

>>18565714
short hair is a good look on him

>>18565901
in a just world vince would be tried in the hague for what he did to them

>>18565928
way to prove his point

I think that, shad probably found tony playing with dog poop when he was kid and trying touch dogs. and this made him force him to stay inside this is why he is so weird

>>18565935
real crimes against humanity type shit, here's an example of one of his victims now >>18565948

I think that, tony must of done some weird bad stuff when he was kid and this made shad shelter him and stunt his growth. he tried to touch his mom or dog or some thing like that

>>18565960
>I have weird sex fantasies about children and animals
tell it to your therapist, fatso

>>18565955
the thing is, they'll never be right. they would need years of involuntary deprogramming, the methods of which both from a financial capacity of the state and moral perspective are essentially non starters in western society.

>>18565992
you're right, I guess putting them all into gas chambers is the only humane thing to do

The Chad shoving leaves into girls vaginas vs The Virgin playing with dog poop

>>18565827
yes nigga

5 MINUTE WARNING, SICKOS TO YOUR BATTLESTATION

Did they?

Collision in 4 minutes. Also would you guys date a girl with a big ass forehead? I'm conflicted at the moment

>>18566026
I definitely would.

>>18566032
Yes. Can't wait for Tony to sign Izzy.

>>18566026
how does the tonedog do it

>>18566032
depends
how is the rest of the body/face situation ?

>>18566026
Tony is a buttbaby he doesnt fuck woman
>>18566042
He doesnt

>>18566041
She should be doing OF not wrestling. She has already accumulated a following of simps that'll gladly pay

>>18566032
I've been complaining volubly about the unjustifiable number of bitches with gigantic foreheads recently, it's a fucking epidemic and I don't understand how it happened and no one else seems to notice.

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

BAHAHAHAHA

that arenas so... small... and gay.... LOL

leading off with toni?
ya looks like tk is cookin tonight

ToniPepe.png

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

uhhh... is anyone else's shit playing intermittently at 5x speed...?

SICKOS, TONI LOVES US

>Cincinatti Sickos

Toni finally tried the chili and realized it's just spaghetti and meat sauce

>Cringe Toni Storm
I really fucking can't. Looks like the first 10 minutes will be on mute.

>minion movies mentioned
kek

HAHAHAHAHA SEX JOKES
SEX
JOKE
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
TITS!!!!!
ASSS
LOLLLLL!!!!

WATCH FOR THE FUCKIN SHOE

I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>Let us pray
>Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made

Hey I didn't know Toni was protestant

sorry I’m late

ATHENA THONG

>>18566087
And? Sex is based

Nice thong

>>18566079
tf are you talking about, she's the best thing in women's wrestling since they stopped doing mud matches

Billie Starkz NEEDS to be my wife

athena and toni are gonna kick the shit out of each other at forbidden door and it's gonna be b-b-b-BASED

the legendary billie starkz

>>18566087
this but unironically

Athena and Toni are two of the cringiest promos I've ever heard in my life.

trailer park waifu Billie

Starkz wearing her communion/prom/wedding dress

>>18566089
sorry bro, Hologram is big time now, he moved up to Wednesday nights

MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18566094
BASED

>LE MILK MILK LEMONADE HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
>>18566093
Fucking blasphemous cunt. Dropped

It's so quiet in there, it sounded like Toni was doing one of those one-woman shows.

Athena is so unbelievably dimeless and Billie mogs her in every single way

boobers

kissing mina

HLA
HLA
HLA

>toni stockings
>athena thong
>billie tiny dress
>Mina back
>lesbian kiss
Yeah I splooged during that segment

billie vs mina
i wouldnt't last more than 8 seconds for that one

>>18566119
seethe moar pearl-clutcher

>>18566098
No shes not. Unironically flanderized into just sex jokes

>>18566135
justifiably so

>would someone please tell wheeler to get a haircut
>the best aew can offer the njpw champion is a mid carder or a commentator. njpw let moxley hold their world title. very balanced partnership!

based

tanahashi bout to do a 630 from the top of the cage

>>18566142
sex jokes from women are based, im afraid to be the one to tell u

>>18566129
while groping her honkers

>>18566111
>Hologram is big time now
Yeah because based Mistico keeps giving him the rub

>>18566121
my girlfriend unironically looks like this but she has B cups instead of double D

>ppv has start time of 12p CST
I fucking hate overseas shows

OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT OUR SHOOT BADASS TOP HEEL?

#BitchAF

I like how MJF's nickname for Hangman is "Seabiscuit", and Hanger's nickname for him is just "Dumbass".

>>18566161
deal w/ it mountain faggie

Marina looking fine af, Roddy is a lucky man

>>18566167
>DO YOU KNOW HOW SEABISCUIT EVEN ENDS?!?

I popped

>>18566142
>flanderized
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>18566174
Nip status?

>>18566171
We don't sign our posts here

Daddy Magic on commentary the entire night is dimes, glad he re-signed.

Mox lost the title and still makes it to every show, didn't even take a vacation or anything. What a work horse

Marina looks like Cousin It from the Addams Family in her new hat

what is mina's actual breast size

Thoughts on Jim Cornette saying he hates Speedball more than Omega, the bucks, and pockets?

>>18566163
Mox has been a babyface for AEW's entire existence. Mox is always right.

>>18566185
he’s the ace

The AEW turnaround this year appears to be totally correlated to the trend of no longer signing e-shitters

>>18566174
I watch for She

>>18566194
Broken clocks...

>>18566200
We are stealing Fletcher and MJF. we dont want anyone else from your gay show

>>18566177
I popped when MJF said
>YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES' GOD, AND I'M GOING TO CRUCIFY YOU
like I really can't believe they showed that on TV

>>18566208
beautiful white woman

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

>>18566184
Signed through to 2030
TK knows where his dimes are buttered

>>18566222
I WANT A TASTE

>>18566174
top 5 hottest on the women's roster. only behind Hayter, anna jay, queen, penelope

>>18566222
Looks like this faggot is presenting his anus and waiting for your cock to be inserted. Get this disgusting face off my screen

>>18566222
NODOUBTABAAAAHTIT

>>18566222
right here brother

>>18566194
>Thoughts on Jim Cornette
he's old and fat and a cuck
>>18566184
I was wondering where Nige was and then I remembered he has a match. I like DM but it's definitely a downgrade.

>>18566194
didn't he have to close his wrestling promotion down in the 90s and also suck at booking ring of honor? who cares what he says.

>>18566211
if they were interested in signing the mark contract they'd already be gone. sorry son you're gonna have to settle for AEW's sloppy seconds leftovers for the rest of your miserable drone life.

Uhhh aewbros?

>>18566226
Where is Riho at on your list brother?

>>18566222
based digits of yawannataste

>>18566211
fletcher just re-signed for years so good luck. MJF is proud of being a day 1 and isn't going anywhere

>>18566238
Ya the only thing he's ever succeeded at is his most recent venture of telling unemployed slob e-drone paypigs what they want to hear

>>18566194
I don’t care what this cuck thinks

>>18566243
2019-2021 riho would be top 10. then she went and changed her face so not on my list at all.

>>18566247
>MJF is proud of being a day 1 and isn't going anywhere
Puh lease. He would've gone to the fed if they hadn't lowballed his ass.

>>18566247
>MJF is proud of being a day 1 and isn't going anywhere
MJF will jump to the fed the very second they offer him even one penny more than Tony.

>>18566194
No thoughts.

>>18566252
Kek glad you decided to show up

>>18566247
LOL mjf is a mark and he is coming to the big leagues after he wins another title.

>>18566263
>Triple H on his Mt Rushmore
lmao nobody who has studied the business would have Triple H on Mt Rushmore. Triple H isn't even top 100 in North America

>>18566252
>mfw Solo is now the poster boy for zesty shit

BEHEAD ALL WHO WOULD INSULT MOX

>>18566263
>one penny more than Tony
so never then LMAO

YOU GOT THIS YUTESTER EVERYBODY'S ROOTING FOR YOU

>>18566239

Hangman Adam Page 34
Swerve 34
Jay White 32
Darby Allin 32
Ospreay 32
Takeshita 30
MJF 29
Fletcher 26

Feels good to watch AEW and not have cm grandpa and a bunch of geriactics in the main event scene.

>>18566241
So did Paul

>>18566268
>>18566276
We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

I think MJF could get Vince McMahon over in AEW. MJF and Vince against Hangman and Stone Cold would be dimes incarnate.

>>18566288
oh NO NO NO

SPIT IN MY MOUTH MARINA SHAFIR

bros i went to a bar last night with my girlfriend and her friend and when i went to get a drink, her friend came with me and legit pushed her ass against my bulge when we were on line.

what do i do? i trust you guys to give it to me straight more than anybody

>>18566275
>lmao nobody who has studied the business would have Triple H on Mt Rushmore
Someone who cares more about power and politicking your way to the top than being a good wrestler would.

>>18566295
ask her what she meant by that and then go from there

>>18566277
blessed digits for the prophet Mox (PBUH)

>>18566295
Your "girlfriend" and his friend were both assigned male at birth.

>>18566295
did you get erect? thats the key question

>>18566295
watch wrestling and stop thinking

>>18566295
stick in in her ass and then your gf's mouth

>>18566295
Yeah this didnt happen
Youre a gay little bottom boy like tony khan

>>18566295
your gf and her were prob scheming to see if you'd cheat

>>18566304
realest nigga on earf

how is Kevin Knight a better wrestler than literally every NIL shitter that's come thru the WWE forward rolls center?

>>18566321
He's not. Kys fucking bitch

>>18566314
>more completely unprompted gay sex fantasies about Tony
do you shoot ever think of anything else, or is it just that all day every day?

NEW THREAD
>>18566325
>>18566325
>>18566325
>>18566325
>>18566325
>>18566325

>>18566302
>>18566307
>>18566314
it happened but i dont wanna fuck up my life and do something i'll regret

>>18566313
id love a three way but i dont think they happen IRL

>>18566308
yes i got erect. my mushroom tip was scraping against my zipper

>>18566321
NJPW dojo boy
Shibata trainee

Mox is dimes

>>18566320
>carries Yuta and Jetspeed to a PPV quality match, just because he can
shoot love this hardcore nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18566319
Is this going to be the next TikTok meta?

>>18566329
Women are shitty, they will throw away years of friendship over the littlest thing. I don't know why this is news to you.

yuta has that fighting spirit

>>18566335
the true Ace of AEW
we dont deserve him desu

300

>>18566319
this

Can't even fill one thread?

>>18565380
>he lost cause he got paid millions in front of 10k+ to job while AEW can't even sell out a Taco Bell venue
lmao? What kind of fucking cope is this?

kek aew only got 1 thread

>>18566041
It looks like she's saying The Word in this video

>>18566204
It's probably more MHA/All-Might than Speed Racer.

LMAO NO ONE WATCHED THIS SHIT. BTFO BY AAA SAD!