Thread 18566325

It's The Last Show On U.S. Soil Before AEW’s UK Takeover!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Andrew J Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, OH
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta vs. Jetspeed
>Nigel McGuinness vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Lee Moriarty vs. Hechicero (Winner faces Zack Sabre Jr at Forbidden Door)
>Ricochet vs. Ace Austin
>Julia Hart vs. Kris Statlander vs. Anna Jay vs. Penelope Ford in a $100k 4-Way Collision Match
>Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong vs. Blake Christian & Lee Johnson
>Juice Robinson vs. Bryan Keith
>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm!

** 8 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18566325 (OP)
OP here, looks like the pic I used for the thumbnail has a watermark on it. I'll be more careful next time.

>>18566325 (OP)
THIS IS GAMETHREAD 2


AEWSISSYS INFLATING THREAD COUNT


THREAD NUMBER 2

kevin knight is better than any wrestler that has come out of the performance center - change my mind

zamn that was a clean move

first for put the belt back on Mox

>>18566344
Shut the fuck up aewsissy

>>18566338
Least to count salty pig

bros, im going to be busy on sunday and miss forbidden door
what do?

Yutabros, we've GOT this

Soon

listen if my girlfriend's friend pushed her tight little ass against my johnson, id at least grab her waist to test the waters.

im HIM.

I’d like to see Buddy vs Kevin.

>>18566351
we don't post selfies here, also it's gross that you would do that to your own phone

>>18566325 (OP)
Watch WWE
thank me later

>>18566351
nice selfie, poor counter argument though ya indian slop fed weinstein drone BITCH

>>18566344
Why change the mind of a person saying the truth?

MOTHER MARINA
KICK MY NUTSACK

god damn speedball’s kick on yuta looked great

Mox has been AEW's since its inception and I'm tired of pretending he hasn't.

>Workhorse
>Reliable
>World famous star
>Almost never gets injured
>Hates the fed
>Plays his role as a heel to perfection (letting his opponents shine while he only gets heat)
>No ambition to be an actor, just loves wrestling

Put some fucking respeck on his name.

>>18566344
I'd never seen him before he debuted in AEW, and he's incredibly athletic and amazingly polished in the ring.
>>18566357
Me too, sadly I'll miss the game threads, but I'll leave it open before I leave and scroll through them as watch it when I get home

Toni storm is reddit the wrestler and you guys love her and pretend to hate them

YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE SHIT YUTA

>>18566361
yeah maybe in your dreams chud

>>18566367
Fuck the fed

>>18566381
AEW's MVP*

>kevin knight getting pinned again
did triple nose get hold of the book?

>>18566361
The least you can do

Mad that you dont have a sexy milf in your promotion, aewfags?

>>18566358
LET'S GOOOO

>Neck bridge only suplex

Claudio's got Yuta doing 1,000 hindu squats

>>18566381
all true I'm afraid

>>18566361
got that dawg in ya

>>18566338
cry baby bitch

>>18566390
>Toni storm is reddit the wrestler and you guys love her and pretend to hate them
Yupp.

>>18566404
she looks like she smells like wet dog and mayonnaise

>>18566359
MJF takes it off Hanger, then Darby takes it off MJF after he's finished destroying the Deth Ryderz

>>18566361
drunk girls do shit like that. idk why women are like this, but they really do be like that

>>18566344
He's the same caliber as Fletch. The wrestling superstars of the future aren't getting trained in a controlled environment like the PC, theyre plying their craft on the indy circuit for a hotdog and a handshake.

>>18566401
He is the black Buddy.

>Y-yes father! *wipe sweat* Those numbers are just wrong, father. *farts* The guy who typed those files is... *farts again* Disabled, yes-yes! It's actually 1,347,000 views! The guy just forgot to type the "1," that's all! Hahahahahaha! *farts louder* You know, Americans and DEI! Oh that, father?! Oh that's just a typo! It is in reality +77,000,000$ of net worth won! *draw a line on the - to make it a + and also draw a :) while sweating buckets* See, father?! No big deal, hahahahaha! *farts loudly* By the way, father do you have some change to spare? WWE meanies released new talents and I would like to hire them! Yes, father! They will being dimes! Yes, father, I will have a girlfriend soon! No, father I am not a dogwanker! *shits aggressively* Oh my, sorry father! I have a bad case! I must leave quickly, see you later! *run while farting and shitting out of stress*
Shadid begin to wonder if Tony is just bullshitting him... But he found that :) very well drawn, so he scoffed this idea aside.

>>18566404
Mommy Wayne mogs her

>>18566390
>>18566416
we love Toni here, go back

>>18566430
Lmao

>>18566419
Makes me okay with how absolute shit living in the US will be for the next decade.

based outrunners vhs promo

>>18566381
Mox is GOD
and I'm NOT afraid to say so
Joined AEW Day 1
Went All In
Eats,Breathes, Sweats, Bleeds THIS BUSINESS

>>18566430
Who hurt you?

>>18566430
if this isn't a sign that Tony's detractors are unironically mentally ill diaper furs then I don't know what is

>>18566433
IS THAT A HECKIN LESBIANARINO ANGLE????

>>18566428
Very true. You gotta let guys develop their own style.

>brother nature
basado

>>18566428
fletcher is a good comparison, good point

BROTHER NATURE

>Outrunners music video

we're eating good tonight SD 240p lads

BROTHER NATURE

>>18566404
Mama Wayne mogs the shit out of Steph

>>18566441
that was one of the most based things I've ever seen in a wrestling show ever

Outrunners are the only tag team to see the Sino-Japanese War, World War II, Korean War, Vietnam War and Operation Desert Eagle before they got signed to NWA

Trevor is gonna beat this TNA jobbers ass.

>>18566390
Nah, Toni makes the incels seethe & pops the sex-havers like me, you just a a seethin bitch nigga

We want Ricochet back. We like his heel work. We will give you faggot chez and faggot rollins and faggot zayn.

Do you accept?

Ace Austin has the look to be a big star I think

>>18566445
>ugh lesbians???? that's so gross and reddit
you're actually fucking gay

GO ACE
GO ACE

I have no idea who this guy is t-b-h

>>18566467
we will take Uhaa nation and Tozawa and in return you'll get Jericho, seems like a fair trade

isn't this guy from one of WWE's bitch feds? how did Tony out maneuver them for him LMAO

>>18566421
MJF is not winning at Forbidden Door

>>18566404
HAH wut do u mean?!?

Based Tone always getting us new blood

Did this gay little bottom boy really debut his new toy on collision?

Dead
In
The
Water

lol.

So glad Ricochet escaped the pedo fed and Ace escaped the cuck fed, these two are awesome

>>18566469
He’s short.

>>18566467
for the last time Gedo you don't have Rollins or Zayn.

Collider bros I missed the first 30 minutes cause I was at the gym. What I miss?

>>18566483
good lord those things are MASSIVE.

how big are hers?

>>18566491
good face and muscles > height

>>18566494
Gay shit
Cringe toni reddit shit
Gay cumshot Mike Bailey shit

>>18566482
>doubting G*d's Chosen Champion
WITH JEWS, ___ ____

>>18566469
he managed to get himself over with the japs when he did bosj a few years ago

WATCH WWE

>>18566467
We do not.
Give us Zayn and Owens.

>>18566497
bros im sorry please ignore this post. ive been extremely horny lately and legit have been typing out stuff like this uncontrollably.

its not letting me delete it for some reason so just ignore

god help me.

>>18566515
i miss dylanposting

>>18566483
tbf Mother Wayne is about a decade younger than Steph

>>18566517
Gladly. Lol you guys have such bad taste.
You will never have drew though.

Ace Austin and AJ Styles would be a great tag team

>>18566494
Toni cut a funny promo and Athena's thong took a peek.
Jetspeed jobbed to Mox and Yuta due to shenanigans.

>>18566494
>based Toni promo (with Billie present)
>Death Riders vs Jetspeed 5* banger
>kino Outriders music video
unironically worth going back and watching later

Holy shit AA does not skip leg day

I'm only watching this shit because my girlfriend is forcing me to watch it with her weird autistic little brother.

Yall really watch this shit?

I would gouge my eyes out for Buddy vs Ace.

Go Ace

>>18566534
Don't need him.
Keep ur TALL shitter

ricochet hair arc where he keeps entering matches with a cash prize so he can afford a turkish hair transplant but he never wins

reply to me if you are watching right now on max, im doing some data collection and analysis

>>18566522
I mean I can't blame you

KOKESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>18566551
You will never have them SolGOAT SickGOATa

>>18566534
Sawdusted spinal stenosis having ahhh 40 year old

>>18566550
took my gf on a date to a local indie show and a girl came out wearing basically the same outfit as that

had a hour long argument when we were on the car ride home. shoot made me stop watching wrestling for a few months

>>18566548
Shut up BITCH

mother wayne joi

>>18566556
Reverse Hair vs Mask match stip.

>>18566570
I think you're right anon. You could rock the same look no problem.

>>18566548
You posted this gimmick before. Back to the drawing board you uncreative BITCH.

>>18566534
I am ok with this.

>>18566523
damn was that /asp/ shit? I need to get a real job.

>>18566534
>Last week kicked Cody Rhodes through announcer desk
LMAO why is that in his accolades. Based

>>18566570
Unironically the same happened to me and we got into a huge fight.

>>18566568
Ricochet is a better heel geek than he is

>>18566593
chino from deftones is a lucky man

>>18566570
>my gf won't let me watch wrestling :(
wew fag

>>18566593
Fun fact: ALL women look like shit without makeup

>>18362927
>>18566591
>>18566566
>>18566564
Its crazy that, you are ok with all the things Tony has done he has done some terrible embarrasing thinfs and been real gay but your fine with it

>>18566548
That is actually her son, brother. Don't get worked.

>>18566593
Titties still rockin
don't care.

>>18566620
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

>Ace Austin gets signed by AEW
>Chris Bey botches and breaks his neck
I guess Bey was the jannetty afterall

>>18566570
>>18566601
Why do bitches get worked into a shoot that other women exist? Sounds like stupidity more than jealousy tbqhwy lads.

Is the FD card fully revealed?

RiccoGOAT better not job out here

>>18566593
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH BITCHES' FOREHEADS LATELY

so TNA just let this dude walk too, yowzers

>>18566643
idk about the other anon but for me it's a latina and they're all like that

>>18566643
lmao my girl HATES liv morgan. the cheating storyline with dom worked her into a shoot

That part.

They are doin everything on Earth to get this ace austin nigga over

>>18566570
>anon's gf gets mad at him ogling over women
Very longhoused post.

Will Kenny, The Bucks, Hangman, and Switchblade acknowledge their Bullet Club brother Ace Austin?

Renee's knees looking good!

>>18566649
He didn't want to make NXT money

So im an AEW fan but can someone please explain to me why tony khan hangs out with kids on his private jet?

Tony loves to bury ex TNA guys huh

MOMMY NEENEE
YUMMY WUMMY

>>18566646
yes
>AEW World Championship Match: Hangman Page vs. MJF
>IWGP World Heavyweight Championship Match: Zack Sabre Jr. vs. TBA
>Lights Out Steel Cage Match: Golden Lovers, Darby Allin, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Will Ospreay vs. Claudio Castagnoli, Jon Moxley, The Young Bucks & Gabe Kidd
>AEW Unified Championship Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. Swerve Strickland
>AEW Women’s Championship Match: Toni Storm vs. Athena
>AEW Tag Team Championship Match: Hurt Syndicate vs. Brodido OR FTR
>AEW TBS Championship Match: Mercedes Mone vs. Alex Windsor vs. STARDOM competitor TBA vs. Persephone
>AEW TNT Championship Match: Kyle Fletcher vs. Hiromu Takahashi
>Adam Copeland & Christian Cage vs. Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne
unless Tony decides to go sicko mode and announce even more unbelievable bangers

>spend 2 months building up the mjf + hurt business storyline
>4 (FOUR) weeks of bobby lashley doing the 'will he do thumbs up??? shakey thumbs middle..........OHHH NOO THUMBS DOWN!!!' gimmick
>mjf finally joins....


and now hes gone and they never even explained why, just a mini segment backstage where mjf got kicked out.

legit one of the worst angles AEW has ever done. up there with the brandi rhodes bald headed angle, luther's original gimmick (symmetrical face) storyline, and the devilman story

>>18566649
I have to imagine at this point that WWE is literally only going to sign people that are willing to accept minimum wage. Must be a TKO edict.

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

VANILLA BABY

MVP shooting on pw drones

mvp sounds like shit
hey dying or somethin?

>>18566643
>Why do bitches get worked into a shoot that other women exist?
there's a finite amount of male attention in the world, and every one wants all of it to herself

Vanilla Baby!!

>>18566540
>>18566543
>Jet Speed

Damn I take it they didn’t use Speedballs theme again either.

>>18566700
lmfao

BIG TOM

>>18566700
who the fuck draws that up?

>>18566678
Nice card, I wonder what will the zero hour be, thanks bro

>old?
check
>haggard?
also check

sounds like renee time

his quads go crazy

>>18566665
>>18566674
>>18566684
is she pregnant again? Mox should keep trying until he gets a son

>>18566682
>legit one of the worst angles AEW has ever done. up there with the brandi rhodes bald headed angle, luther's original gimmick (symmetrical face) storyline, and the devilman story

>>18566570
Women is so fucking insecure bros.

is brazilian steak chili a real thing

Dong Phallus family kek

>>18566699
>Damn I take it they didn’t use Speedballs theme again either
You would be right

I love how Hologram is always stanced up
he doesn't stand normally

Give Roddy his FUCKING NECK BRACE BACK

what's so special about skyline chili

nobody's watching this crap btw
dont be fulled by the gamethread numbers
its all the singular AEW fan
we're all in the AAA thread

>>18566717
I agree with this proposition

It's like Costco reDDragon

>>18566682
aew fans just pretend it never happened.

WHERE MY HOLONIGGAS AT?

>>18566724
Kyle is /ourguy/
>>18566736
>KYYYYYYYYYYYLE
>not you
>Kyle Fletcher
popped me

>>18566740
nothing
gold star is better

>>18566746
Shut the fuck up dronie

>>18566730
God fucking DAMN IT

Does TK really not understand the fans yearn for speedballs music?

>>18566721
Social Media has fried their brains brother

>>18566727
kek'd like a retard at that 2bh

big tom has the greatest gig in the world if you ask me

>>18566740
all of Ohio hated Italians so much they took spaghetti with meat sauce and called it chili and then tried to convince the rest of the world they invented it

>>18566740
Its good. Ohio is based. Fun fact, Ohio is the 7th most populated state despite what some might think

>>18566740
it's shoot the only thing Cinci has to cling to as an identity

>>18566682
did that backstage segment even happen? I just remember one week MJF was part of the hurt business, and then the next week they just never brought it up again

>>18566763
I guess it just takes a few tweets to get our way but I can't be arsed to sign into my twitter.

Schiavone+Daddy Magic commentary gives me WCW '92 VHS vibes

>>18566756
I'm legitimately getting fucking worked because Roddy CAN work but they need to let him lean into the gimmick again. It was literally the only thing I liked about that god awful post punk MJF/Cole period.

>>18566772
Its Greek meat sauce you retarded Michigander BITCH

>>18566781
If they don't care nor do i

>>18566771
>wait a sec, is this nigga really here? I'm too high for this shit

No neck brace Roddy has less personality than…dare I say…Buddy.

if everyone in Ohio is eating spaghetti chili I just assume everyone there always has to take a shit

new thread
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>>18561846
>>18561846

The green and gold tag team britches are over with me.

>>18566781
yea there never was any explanation. aew pulled a wwe and just pretended the last 2 months never happened

100% convinced Kyle O’autism wishes he was a fighting game character

>>18566813
no one wants to watch your mex-E-slop

>>18566751
nah Kyle/Roddy is the superior tag

>>18566682
>they never even explained why
they did, quite thoroughly, I'm sorry you're too stupid to follow a pro wrestling storyline
>>18566754
>>18566781
see above

>>18566798
no such thing as greek meat sauce you hillbilly elegy on Netflix motherfucker

Images of Tony khan screaming out in pain to a renoir painting being burned

>>18566813
:O MR IGUANA :O

>>18566819
My eyes keep thinking their gear is covered in Subway logos

Is this the guy that is boning Julia Hart?

Roderic Strong is still a beast

roddy is going fuckin HAM

Did this little bitch cummed ?

Based match

>>18566804
>...MAYBE JUST ONE CHOPPA.
>MAKE SURE HE IS THERE.

>>18566850
Yeah he’s good like Buddy. Wish he’d get on the gear.

>>18566847
How has this nigga not knocked her up yet?

I dislike taped shows. From the odd cuts that are clearly editing bitches out to Tony's re-recorded dialogue that always stands out because it sounds like he's doing it in a little booth.

KYLE NO THE CONGLOMERATION ARE YOUR REAL FRIENDS

blake christian is my favorite jobber since spike dudley

>>18566813
We watching Collision then Chocopro then TJPW lil pigbro

Two daddys and their bottom boy. Imagine the sex

>>18566813
Eat a dick nigga

why are they called "paragon"

theyre the undisputed kingdom

Ishii looked angry there

>>18566866
>go to choppa Hologram
>his image just wavers
>>18566868
HOLOMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER

FUCK THE FED

>>18566892
shad is over with me brother

Hi, guys! Sorry im late. :D

>that one faggot trying to poison the well by pretending to be a sicko
It'd be pathetic if it weren't just downright sad.

>>18566879
Anal only

What do Hologram and Ishii talk about in the locker room

WE WANT IZZY

>>18566913
Someone needs to shoot tombstone this dork

Harley is so talented she can even make ads entertaining

>>18566879
Have you not been paying attention? Modern women would rather DIE than actually give birth.

>Harley now selling the weird energy drink

making me feel some kinda...wraith.

IDRINQ STOCK UP +1000

do e drones really live in a different reality than ours?

collision and dynamite already have a better soft brand split than raw and slopdown, both of which had a near 30 year head start. amazing.

>>18566937
JOI ahh videos

Why does daddy magics face always look dirty?

bandido is kill

DR PUPPET IS MOTHERFUCKING OVER WITH ME BROS

...

>>18566930
One subject both know well: Hatsune Miku

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>18566957
Italian-Quebecois

Coke Stoke strikes again

>>18566951
yes, on account of all the vince bbc sissE hypno over the years

SUCK THAT COCK LITTLE AEWSISSY

where is stoke grabbing all this powder from

>>18566965
Just imagine the places the hand that moves him has been

>>18566965
those things are gigantic. my 4.7 inch white johnson would get completely engulfed by them

>>18566977
This is the most 70's ass gimmick kek

>>18566951
They do.
Mindraped sissy bitches

nice boob window from Miss Grey

i feel bad for the buddy poster, bandido has mogged him in his absence

pray for dante martin's hairline

Is Brody wearing a GISM shirt

>LET'S GO TRAIN
>heh...let's go train

I wish I had a valet that was into having trains run on them

why tf do scorpio still be employed ON GOD

SISTA LEILA BREASTOS

THE NEXT THREAD NEEDS TO BE GAMETHREAD 3


THIS WAS GAMETHREAD 2


NEXT THREAD IS NUMBER 3

>>18566990
Tony's dressing room

Please tell me Big Bill is traveling to Europe I want him to be cheered again

SEX TRIANGLE

Leila and Buddy need to link up.

pawg time

>>18567026
is it true she has a BROWN ass hole

>>18566965
her nose is smol now

>>18567011
This has to be the most dimeless stable in American wrestling right meow.

>>18566951
unfortunately yes, but that's what they get for joining a gay interracial cuckolding cult

well AAA is on
ill continue watching this later on
its a taped show anyways
good night frens

>>18567023
>Hey Tony, Rat Man here.
>You know we still legally own the rights to Wrestling with the Week? Howsabout you get our boy Sky back in the ring, we forget about it and make a brand new podcast.
>Or I'll break your friggin PS5

>>18567042
Who is this weird guy and why does he have selfie with so many people? He looks like he fucks trannies deep in their colons

penelope is now just an extension of bayne

>>18567043
Your best stable is only as good as your worst stable.

TAY MELO THIGHS
FUCK

>>18567028
'tis tradition I'm afraid

WTF camera man just legit zoomed STRAIGHT into anna jays ass.

This is one of the greatest coom matches tk has ever booked

>>18567043
scorpio needs to be holding a ps5 at all times to let the world know he got something of a clue

>>18567064
Youre such a cultist that can't say a single negative thing about aew lol

>>18567043
no that's literally any stable in WWE (IDK what they are because I don't watch that slop)

>>18567058
https://imginn.com/tigheashaffer/

it's my opinion that they should get Leila gray paired up with ricochet or a better group so we got to see her more

ass to ass to ass to ass!

>Daddy Magic keeping JAS continuity
based

I SWEAR TO FUCKING FUCK ANNA JAY'S ASS GETS BIGGER EVERY WEEK

>getting stat-dusted

does that tag you for the other Greys?

>>18567013
If so, that would be based as fuck

>>18567085
No we have the worst so we also have the best. It's also why EVIL is winning the G1 tonight.

>>18567085
I hate Mercedes Monet. You are literally just projecting.

NEW THREAD
>>18567127
>>18567127
>>18567127
>>18567127
>>18567127

>>18567135
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

my dream is that we get one (1) best friends tag title run so i pray chuck has a run left in him. but i think best friends coming back would also be good for statlanders career.

>>18567105
>JAS
>Inner Circle
>TLT
Jericho can get literally anybody over.

3/4 of these women deserve slow passionate love making. Penelope is not one of them.

>>18567042
She's an evil bitch for getting a nose job

>>18567105
Kek he is a homer for Anna Jay. He will be insufferable for the Garcia Main Event.

Anna Jay looks like she's been hitting the Starbucks way too often

>>18567108
tits not bad either

>>18567213
Anna Jay should just spend a year in Japan and she would be dimes and yen and probably pesos.

>>18567179
There's no reason for him to not still root for her. The stable dissolved amicably

>>18567226
Jack Faggot doesn't deserve her

>>18567259
He is too weak and frail a man for her thiccccness

>>18567253
I know, I enjoy homer commentators. My favorite are the Auburn Tigers radio guys.