Thread 18567928

BASED OTIS

ADAM COLE ON AAA HOLY SHIT

Blessed Event

otis over big

I thought Adam Cole was injured?

OMOSAPIENS

Oh shit Otis is using Bron as a weapon
BAY BAU BAU BAU

OMOSAPIANS

>>18567936
this is WWE friend

OMOS AND MICROMAN

OMOS VS MICROMAN

This show has a dangerous amount of dimes

OMOS!

>>18567928 (OP)
Roman wins for sure.

This is the greatest lineup of all time

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

OMOS IS HERE BASED

Whoever thought to put Otis in this earned every fucking dollar of their paycheck tonight.
OMOS

absolutely positively kino so far

BASED MIDGET

Noah legend OMOS

Otis and Microman spot incoming
based

this is weirdly kino, feels like I just downloaded a wrestler pack in fire pro and hit random for a match

OMOSBROS IT’S TIME

OMOS VS MICROMAN
>OMOS VS MICROMAN
OMOS VS MICROMAN
>OMOS VS MICROMAN

>>18567949
GOATS

Isn’t La Raza a racial supremacist statement

kek omos sucks ass

oh shit it's homos

!?!??!?!?!!?!??!

Now Omos?
Triplamania is already KINO certified

Microman is gonna toss him over

GIGANIGGA?

Now we are talking

Omos vs Micro Man is the feud that will save wrestling

OMOSEXUALS RISE!!

OMOS / MICROMAN TAG CHAMPION BELTS NOW

ONE BIG NIG

>omos vs microman
PESOS
PESOS
PESOS

THE WWE JOBBER RUMBLE

otis kissed the drag queen

>>18567995
It is, but it's okay because they're not white.

Nash status?

I LOVE MEXICO THESE PEOPLE LOVE CLOWN BULLSHIT

She’s coming.

>>18567982
A midget would call him a midget.

That’s the ace of NOAH

>>18567928 (OP)
spanish stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmOzr6Qf090

>>18567995
NO its just means my people

kek Konnan

Microman gonna eliminate Omos

NEED OMOS AND MICROMAN TAG TEAM

SPECIAL...YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL...YOU DO...

MICROMAN VS OMOS LETS FUCKING GO!

>Why aren't you attacking him in increments of four?
kek

>Mexicans and Whites teaming up against a black
California prisons moment

PESOS

lmao

LMAOOOOOO

Lads why are they turning us into tonys tranny fed

>>18567995
its ok because mexicans are white

holy shit AAA is based, I might have to start watching

CROWD IS RIOTING

kek

GIGA HEAT

LMAO

OMOS KILLED MICROMAN

can we get a sticky

>212k watching the English stream
>84k watching the Spanish stream
HOLY FUCKING PESOS

I am crying shoot tears right now

this fucking wrestling

THIS IS WRESTLING

LOL

THE IRRISTIBLE FORCE MEETING THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT

LOL fuck midgets

This dude is the size of a baby

GIGA HEAT

that camera shot was the best thing I've seen in years

poor Microman BTFO

LMAO

How the fuck are they going to top this? This is the best cross promotion shit they've ever done.

SUCH GOOD SHIT PAL

microbros....

Microman is the protagonist of AAA

Kek JBL bringing up the Geneva Conventions, was this dude in the service?

MICROMAN NOOOOOOOO!!!!

OMOS VS BRON KEK

>>18567928 (OP)
OH SHIT OMOSCHADS WE EATING TONIGHT!!! HE MURDERED THAT LITTLE DUDE LOL

will she be here tonight? i miss her so much

OCTAGON JR

>Octagon
Ugh

ESA MASCARA NO TE PERTENECE

>otis with microman as his little buddy as a main eventer in aaa
dimes or no?

>>18568085
I'm liking this more than the actual Royal Rumble.

>>18568085
yeah we got forbidden door coming up so....

ESSA MASCARA NO TE CORRESPONDE GUEY

why is this better booked than like the last 10 rumbles

>WWE immersing WWE-onlys into other forms of pro wrestling
What a strange time this is.

fuck imagine watching this on acid?

>>18568064
There are two Spanish streams, one in AAA and other in WWE's Spanish channel

this battle royal is more fun than the royal rumble this year

>>18568097
fuck off simp

>Octagon Jr
Is this Kalisto?

microman getting demolished might have been the hardest I've laughed at a wrestling spot in a very long time

Fucking Microman

GIGA DIMES

>>18568102
PESOS Y DIMESPASTILLADO

WHY MICROMAN WHY

OTISBROS...

MICROMAN HAS TURNED ON OTIS D:

LMAO BASED MICROMAN

>OTIS PINNED BY MICROMAN
LOLOLOLOLOL

BASED MICROMAN

TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS

THE MEXICO SCREWJOB

Micro you douche

somehow taller than finn balor

YEET

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

>>18568114
Between Worlds Collide and this they’ve already raised AAA’s profile in America significantly in such a short time

Microman: BLACKED

I CAN'T BELIEVE MICROMAN IS FUCKING DEAD

I thought he was gonna toss Microman into the crowd kek

there is no way microman won't be in the WWE royal rumble

>>18568141
code?

lmao can't stop laughing with this

>>18568106
>we

>>18568149
Why he gotta do Gresham like that?

>>18568149
I wish vince was alive to see this

WHO'S GONNA KILL THE BIG NEGRO

HAW HAW HAW I LOVE LUCHE

>>18568120
New guy named Golden Magic

bro thats a person lmfao

The old man commentator sucks

>>18568141
Same feeling

why isn't karen kross in this lower card battle royale

somehow out rumbles the rumble

>>18568119
simp stands for sucker impressed by MEDIOCRE pussy


my Chilean queen pussy is beyond great so there for i can't be a simp

>>18568149
KINOOO

This is too damn good!

let the record show Otis jobbed to a midget

giga pesos

>>18568172
Watch the spanish commentary. Its very high energy

la parka is still kino but the other fat one was better

Any of these zesty spics gonna twerk?

kek Konnan

>>18568183
once again, fuck off simp

>>18568064
and don’t forget the 500K viewers on Max!

You just know we're getting a handful these guys in the Rumble next year. I know AAA is it's thing but they have to be paying attention to this.

>>18568199
Pimpinela could but she got eliminated

LA PARKABROS

>>18568202
This is what pro wrestling is all about.

omos is ready

>>18568202
LMAO

The new Parka is tall as hell

OMOS WINS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LA PARKABROS

WWEWINSLOL

OMOSAPIENS WE FUCKING WON

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NASH STATUS??

>>18568202
spot of the year, perfect camera cut to make him look like he ate shit

King of the jobbers

lmao WWE domination tonight

ALMOST WINS

>>18568202
impeccable

10/10

FUCK MEXICO!
AFRICA IS #1 NOW!

based Omos collecting accolades everywhere but WWE

Incredible match. I officially love AAA.

Kino

OMOSEXUALS WON

LMAO

kek another win for The 'E

Take that AAA nerds

OMOSEXUALES RISE UP

How long will this show be? I hope it ends before tjpw starts

Did they bring Omos back from Noah just to pimp him out to AAA?

Good heat brother

Damm Omos won, I 100% tought parka was gonna win, but I gues they can start feuding with Omos

>letting a big-ass negroe go over all the mexicans in mexico
will omos get out of mexico alive?

Has Lola wrestled yet
I want Lola to shoot on Roxanne

>WWE takes over another pissant company
>WWE jobbers suddenly win everything and bury the whole company

Like clockwork

>>18568245
Raped

Latin Lover still works at AAA?

So is Omos coming back to the fed? He could be the new bloodlime member this month

This felt like a match Vince booked which is why it was based

Wish La Parka would have won but still a really fun match

>FAT FUCK NEEDS TO BE SITTING
LMAO

Our guy Chewie in Mexico

>>18568275
Who's gonna stop him? He just beat Mexico's best fighters all at once.

>OMOSexual
kek

>>18568273
Probably means he's doing longer tour

YOUR 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER MICROMAN

oh hey, chewy representing evolve

Why is DJ Khalid there

>>18568141
>>18568149
>>18568151
I am sports entertained

>>18568278
Roxanne needs to hit Lola with her ass to prove to her that she has one

>backstage interviewer just sitting down for the interview
KWAFF(Kek what a fat fuck)

what will they do with taller tonga if omas comes back?

WWE really about to just up and bury AAA with WWE jobbers.

Seriously why is Nick Khan here? He's not even all that present at WWE's own events

CM PUNK

>>18568311
TELL THEM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

Nick looks miserable

Pipe Bomb Cm Punk in the house

>>18568281
>AEW PARTNERS another MORE FAMOUS company
>AEW jobbers suddenly win everything and bury the whole company

Like CONwork

>>18568317
they bring their ace.
tiny tonga.

The AAA president is a very scary looking woman.

>>18568317
battle of the Tallers

Wagner Jr. looks so cool it's insane how long it took for him to lose his mask

Wagner Jr looks good for his age

Damm Mesias looking dimes with mask on

based TRIPLE HAAACHE

It's only the first match and i'm already worn out

Mil Muertes is on the card? nice

Pipe Punk?
Pipebomb Punk

WE GOT DR DOOM

DR CHADNER JR

bros would you be marisela peña's young lover to inherit her wrestling company

>>18568302
>checks what Dylan Cease is doing
>0K, 4BB, 1H, 3ER, 1.0 IP
Exactly what I expected...and more!

TEAM KILL

>AAA has Doctor Doom
damn

When will the cartel members pop up?

El Hijo de Omos Jr

>>18567928 (OP)
That first match is an interesting concept

>>18568364
Konnan is on commentary

damn i dont know who these guys are but they look dimes
they look like actual wrestlers
im actually excited for this

piss break

Wagner's old theme was kino
https://youtu.be/lxWk6mE3j4I

>>18568364
Probably when dom wins

why was everyone saying doctor doom

El Hijo del Kevin Nash Jr

El Hijo de Rey Mysterio Jr. Jr.

White gear is always kino

>>18568393
>93
>Jr

>>18568364
Marisela was already in the ring.

>>18568393
la parka already wrestled tonight

Wagner Sr Jr needs a beard

hijo de Wagner is the Mexican karrion kross where he should be good on paper but he's no pesos

KEK konnan fighting on commentary?

>Konnan fighting with the audience

fucking kek

>>18568401
only thing more kino than white gear is silver

Did this nigga just summon streamers?

what is the name of el hijo del dr wagner jr.s son?

hijo de dr wagner has a sick theme

there is no way these Wagner people aren't descendants of Nazis that ran to Argentina

>>18568381
El Hijo del Dr. Wagner Jr. got a clue while he was in NOAH and is really good now. El Mesias was Mil Muertes in Lucha Underground.

I wish the fed's regular shows were produced like this and had the same pace.

>WHATS YOUR PROBLEM BITCH
LMFAO KONNAN

How is dude not copyright striked

>>18568420
based and santo-pilled

based Ricky Banderas

They have Dr Doom on AAA?

>>18568422
El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. II

Dr. Doom?

based Dorian

Dr Wagner Jr
Dr Doom
Pottery

What is this feeling... Am i... Having FUN watching wrestling AGAIN? Haven't felt this joyous since Lucha Underground.

GOATed event

>>18568381
The NOAH boys taught him how to draw dimes

Mexian Taker looks based

>>18567928 (OP)
WHOOP WHOOP! You all have been missing out on Mecha Wolf's success

>Dr Doom vs Dr Wagner
based

why does mil muertes come out with someone who looks like a podcaster

>Dr. Doom
Pesos

El Hijo de TripleMania Jr

Mesias looks like a big guy

wagner iii is based as fuck

El Mesías speaks like El Bananero, sounds retarded

Konnan having a white rasta moment out there

>>18568448
>Haven't felt this joyous since Lucha Underground.
Technically it's the same company, so that makes sense.

>Dr Wagner VS Dr doom
Great idea

>>18568393
>>18568402
Is this cannon now? Did Kevin give birth to his ass baby, Montavious, in 1993?

WWE has to get AAA's weekly shows airing in America with English subtitles for the promos. I'm so fucking into this.

>motor oil ad
kek is that what I just saw

both these dudes look dimeless

>>18568426
OG Dr. Wagner's name is from Richard Wagner so maybe. Also means you're supposed to pronounce it the German way, not as Wagner.

love me some aaa approved motor oil

What the fuck did they do to my triple A. They were shitty in their own mexican way. It feels nothing like triple a

>advertising motor oil
Still healthier than Prime

>Konnan fucking boos Wagner Jr Jr
kek

>>18568487
>he doesn't know about the POWER of ROSHFRANS

>>18568422
>El hijo del hijo de dr. wagner jr.
Or
>El hijo de dr wagner jr jr

I'm still true to Roshfrans

Even the ads in AAA are better

I just noticed the announcing tables are very WWE like unlike before

>>18568487
Yup blatant ads are part of lucha both in CMLL and AAA

dorian looks like a drag queen out of drag

>>18568492
WWE taking a failing company and making it kino.

Konnan sounds fucking pissed kek
he's getting snippy with Graves

DORIAN ESE HIJO DE PUTA

>>18568513
Konnan and Wagner Jr Sr is gonna get into a fight by the end of this match

>>18568506
they're reusing the previous ones apparently

why is konnan mad?

>>18568513
Konnan is a marijuano

seeing all the ads on the ring and in the arena is insane
its like they know who watches lucha (men)
just ads about motor oil, tires, and shoes

>Peacemaker ads everywhere
>Dude comes out in Marvel costume
Kek DC what a secondary promotion

UFC BROS?

Mesias played Mil Muertes in LU, right?

>>18568506

This entire show is draped in WWE production quality.

I'm already bored of watching these two fridge bodies chop each other when does the kino start again

>>18568492
Their ads are kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tx8FOTasIs

Chops without the gay Wooooo?
Is this the power of a not retarded crowd?
Basado

Mesias is like 80 years old

IS THE DOM MATCH OVER I JUST GOT HOME.

I'll never forget watching the Triplemania XXVII main event Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Blue Demon Jr. in a Hair vs. Mask match live and Demon smashed Wagner in the head with a shoot brick.

>>18568550
which is exactly what AAA needed

>>18568548
What'd Saxon Fart do?

>>18568512
Who is WWE going to buy next? No way they do NXT Europe instead of just buying a company.

>>18568575
what happened next

>>18568575
that match was so kino

>>18568342
He must've looked like a Chad back in the day. Imagine the concha he got back in the day.

>>18568584
Carved up the Dolphins.
He's going to be starting before midseason. Russ is fucking shot.

>>18568601
Wagner did a nasty blade job and they kept wrestling. The whole match was two 50+ year old legends just sawdusting each other. Like >>18568603 said, it was kino.

>I thought Michael Cole was bad
based JBL

>english chat is full of WE WANT KROSS
>spanish chat is full of WE WANT DEL RIO
kek

>>18568593

NOAH or NJPW.

GET HIS ASS, WAGNER

>>18568670
Is this the next big WWE tag team?