Thread 18569614

>>18569614 (OP)
WE GOT ONE AAABROS

>all these clowns
PESOS

Are we down with the clown?

garzahermanos....

Based clowns
Where doink

how do you say WHOOP WHOOP in spanish

Dale GAs bros

These clowns are over with me

If Dom wins this is hands down the best show of the year

why are there so many clowns in the ring?

The crowd was starting to deflate with all the WWE wins, glad they gave the home team a win

HERE COMES THE OTHER CLOWNS
t. konnan

>>18569614 (OP)
that's clearly animal cruelty

My queen

holy fuck what a match

>>18569638
EA EA

>DAVE THE CLOWN
>MURDER CLOWN
BASED

BASED CLOWNS

For me it's Murder Clown

>Dave The Clown
lmao wtf

we did it clown bros

send in the balatro

RATE THE MATCH

pagano is my favorite of the mexicans. he reminds me of a shitter you would see in 90s ecw who sucks but also is based

SIN PAYASOS NO HAY FIESTA PAPA

Psycho Circus vs ICP in a backyard street fight when?

El Doinkito

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE CLOWNS ARE IN THE RING
I REPEAT
THE CLOWNS ARE IN THE RING

His dad Super Porky would be proud

>>18569668
4.75 pesos

Smarks tried to tell me AAA sucked.

All the clowns in the ring is dimes

will the real americano show up tonight?

any spicbros here? why the fuck did the crowd just boo their world fucking champion? he doesn't look like a heel so why boo him?

Hijo del Vikingo has so much negative aura it hurts.

>>18569643
*^ El Grande Americano

>>18569643
This but El Grande Americano.

Wow Finn’s wife is so pretty

Bruh poor vikingo

Why don’t they like this Mexican?

>censoring the crowd
they're chanting for Alberto, aren't they?

Dave The Clown is over with me bros

lmao they muted the crowd for chanting for del rio

Is this really going to be the best ple of the year

>>18569693
who?

Why do Mexican fans dislike Viking boy? I’m genuinely curious.

>>18569685
you just know Dave is going to shit on this show

>>18569689
mexico lovesnAlberto and he dropped the belt to vikingo

>>18569704
Vero Rodriguez, the interview lady

Damm they lowered the crowd's volume

this is basically wwf in 1992

>>18569689
corporate plant

>>18569663
Dave the Clown getting a job in AAA is a very inspiring story. He just started showing up at AAA events in his gear until eventually AAA had a spot they had to fill on a show and they booked Dave because he was there and ready to go.

>>18569645
turn off collision

>>18569707
Dave is a faggot

spanish stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmOzr6Qf090

>>18569689
He's a charisma vacuum midget and Del Rio was too based for this world

Dombros were about to be a champion of some other fed

webm anon please post the psycho clown mask rip
that shit was dimes as fuck

>>18569680
What's the story between Psycho Clown's family and their falling out with CMLL?

>>18569614 (OP)
i bet iguana is really good at hacky sack

>>18569689
he detroned el patron Del Rio

>>18569689
Remember when people didn't like Roman as the champion? Well, that. Most people are Alberto del Rio marks, so they see Vikingo as the sell out.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

REY MY GOAT

>>18569720
kek

who's crazier. psycho clown or murder clown?

>>18569670
he has always reminded me of Sandman. Shit wrestler, but with a grungy and hardcore style that makes him based

Kek this plaque makes it look like Konnan fucking died

>>18569689
I'm going to assume it's because he sucks. He's just a flippy guy with no real personality and also Mexican crowds love Alberto Del Rio and hate him for getting pushed over ADR.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

>>18569705
>>18569725

Vera Sexo

How do you say 619 in Spanish?

>>18569742
Kek

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
DEADBEAT DAD
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

PUTA PUTA 619

es un penguino

>>18569730
probably money just like everyone else who leaves CMLL.

>>18569754
sixo el nineo

>>18569742
In the ring with Rey it's a real possibility he might

>>18569716
Is it really?

>>18569747
She was hotter when she worked at Fox Sports.

Vikingo wins and Del Rio returns

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA KILLED SOME GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA KILLED EL PERRO
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA KILLED SOME GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA KILLED EL PERRO

>>18569747
NEED me a white-passing Latina goddess like I need air to breathe

POD still rock

>>18569754
el 619o

Insider here; Rey is announcing his retirement

FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED ONE GUY

>>18569754
seis uno nueve

>>18569734
>>18569725
>>18569744
I wonder what the response was to his match against Gable then, because that match was pretty based

Did Konnan die

>>18569763
Rude.

>>18569762
>Sexo el Niño

WTF lock him up

Turn the translation up

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
DEAD BEAT DAD

>>18569730
I mean literally the creation of AAA and them giving them more money

>>18569747
Increible lo lejos que llego Kuru de X-life

>>18569783
or put subtitles on the screen

>>18569754
sex juan nein

Who is he facing tonight?

>>18569742
lol

smoke break

dis nigga killed a guy in a AAA ring

Why is there a plaque for Konan?

>>18569774
Doesn't matter really. Everything got overshadowed by Mr. Iguana.

>>18569788
Boomer.

>>18569774
The match was good people liked it but as a champ he doesn't have 1% of the charisma or basedness as Del Rio so it really stands out how much he sucks

>talking about Perro
too early no?

>>18569783
yeah man let me just fucking call john wwe and tell them to do that real quick
jackass

KEK

>>18569798
He's going into the AAA Hall of Fame

>Crowd chanting Alberto
Kross bross....

>>18569670
He reminds me of the old CZW wrestlers that would sawdust themselves in deathmatches every show.

Alberto del Rio will interrupt Rey Mysterio

>>18569805
Perro died before Covid

Based Rey giving me time to take a shit

>>18569787
Do Mexican wrestlers and promoters take this business to the heart? Like would they kill you if you get in their way?

>>18569614 (OP)
This show has been kino

>>18569805
He meant Perro Sr. not the one that died.

>>18569799
>boomer

tengo 24 no mames

RIP Konan

>>18569818
What? Don't be naive, anon. This is not drug trafficking. It's just a messier version of showbiz.

based Konnanster

Is Konnan cool?

I keep forgetting Konnan is Cuban.

Konan is Cuban? The whole entire time I thought he was Mexican because he dressed up as a cholo in WCW.

Doesn't TKO own the Pentagon name now?

>>18569816
I’m in Carl’s Jr right now getting the Diablo meal ready to watch dirty dom

Big Wiggle!

>Truth
>Road Dogg
3 LIVE KRU LIVES

No lie I have this HUGE craving to eat a bean burrito right now

Someone school me on this, is there a pro-wrestling scene in Cuba at all? Feel like I would've atleast known if there was like Puerto Rico.

based screamin norman smiley

ROAD DOGG

LEMME SPEAK ON THIS

>>18569846
Well they own AAA so duh

Konnan is the Mexican Jeff Jarrett

i never watched a single Konan match

>>18569845
Every one white nazis, any Latino and some black Americans in California dress like cholos. Well at least they did back in the 90s.

Literally what the FUCK did Konnan ever accomplish other than being the jobber in NWO?

Fuck Konan

>>18569818
Legacy luchadores will absolutely shoot on you modern luchadores not really, if you only mean injuries, if you mean narcos they only hire luchadores for private events

>>18569861
so dimes go it

This whole event shows that WWE and AEW are missing out by trying to turn away from goofy gimmicks and kid friendly acts. If wrestling was like this night in and night out it they wouldn't be able to keep up with the merch. Also shows there doesnt need to be a sacrifice actual in ring quality.

Realistically, who is the biggest wrestler Microman could Hogan slam? Like Wee Man could Hogan slam Zayn but he's a foot and a half taller than Microman

Looks like a funeral

>>18569869
In America? Not much really. Maybe bringing Rey Mysterio to WCW. But in AAA he was the top heel of the company for like 20 years.

>>18569869
he did fight well in the 00's

>>18569861
based

>236k viewers on English stream
>111k viewers on Spanish stream

>>18569876
Microman's the tiniest midget I've ever seen. He looked like a little baby.

>>18569869
Main evented the first triplemania, that show still holds the attendance record in Mexico

HUH?

loud culero chant lol

based old man konnan

Kek konan always a shoot heel

>sit down you clown
huh
is he shooting on us bros

wrap it up grandpa

chat calling rey a deadbeat KEK

Konan never drew dimes sorry never found him interesting and I watched WCW back in the day. He was another NWO hanger on like Disco who ironically he does a show with

>>18569883
It feels fancier to watch it on the official WWE™ channel...

Konan just told a front row smark to go fuck his mother

>>18569875
It says a lot that one of the hottest acts AEW books is those Costco guys who just work their gimmicks well and don't need to do anything crazy dangerous to get pops.

>>18569894
Why they hate him?

based bitter old timer

>>18569883
I wonder what Metzler is watching right now?

Mexicans still believe in the kayfabe and won't like Konnan have his time

>>18569883
172k on the other spanish stream, also being streamed on HBO Max and Space in Mexico

>>18569883
Collision never stood a chance

WRAP IT UP
WRAP IT UP
WRAP IT UP

>>18569914
Based.

>>18569911
He is a liar like hulk hogan

>>18569902
Konan was dimes after that
He was one of the biggest heels Mexico has ever seen

>>18569906
Is this translator fucking lying to me?

based Oscar Misterio Jr

I got back from my shit break and this is still going. Get back to the wrestling, chop chop.

>>18569912
Bret?

>>18569926
Maybe you are right but in WCW he was shit

konnan my dude hurry up we want to see alberto

>>18569927
Nah i am

KONNAN WITH THE YAPATHON
WRAP IT UP NIGGA

This translator is like Cristopher Walken

>>18569887
Who won when he faced off with Maki in Vegas?

>>18569927
if it's the spanish one Marcelp Rodriguez

>>18569936
didnt' ask
this isn't WWE shit
this is AAA
take it or leave it fag
The man has a god tier talent for scouting

>>18569942
kek

This fat fuck is up at 4am watching AAA.

>We won

>>18569875
Vince knew this but was ahead of the times

Stardoms on in an hour get his shit moving!

>>18569948
AAA is WWE

this sucks
shut off his mic

konnan has always been a bitch
never draw
probably let himself be fucked by peña and victor quiñones

>>18569927
if it's the spanish one marcelo rodriguez lies sometimes

>>18569952
why is hogwheels hatewatching AAAWWE?

>>18569953
Vince was ahead of the times with the WWE Network too

>>18569952
Is this Vert?

Where is the AAA Hall of Fame located? I want to visit it.

Dude, how the fuck is Konnan's head more gnarlier than new jack and abdulah

hahaha

KEK

When is he coming out?

KONNAN BASADO

>Konnan getting worked by the fans during his HoF acceptance speech
lmao

Thanks Undertaker

>Undertaker
HUH? Why him?

>>18569911
He's heeling it up tonight on the mic still even during this speech. Also the AAA shows under his booking haven't been as good as tonight and world's collide, most mexican fans agree on this

>>18569926
Konnan always works the crowd like a boss

LMAO what a heel

>>18569911
Hes the worst. Awful booker, the faces rarely win clean with his booking. Him and Vampiro will never let the spotlight go.

>>18569979
I didn’t realize Mexican fans were so based

>Telling a member in the crowd to suck your dick
Dimes

EL GRANDE

>shup up! go fuck yourself! go walk to tlalpan!


that is slang for seeking a prostitute crossdresser LMAO

>>18569875
they have the wrong read on modern society. its meme culture now. of course gimmicks and silly segments are gonna get way more over than serious stuff

Main event next?

>>18569981
who knows, but he's backstage too apparently

Which Grande is this

EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO THANK EL GRANDE AMERICANO FOR THE HOUSE

>Charles Ashenoff
A Russian shapeshifted into a Cuban shapeshifted into a Mexican.
We're reaching levels of khaz we haven't seen since the 900s

>>18569998
the german one

>>18569998
Kaiser

Ludwig's promos in Spanish are dimes

>Konnan and Kanyon aree not the same person
Since when?

.

Who's actually booking this show tonight? El Grande?

EL GLANDE AMERICANO

>>18569981
He might be part of the creative team
>>18569995
Womens

>>18569998
what do you mean
there's only 1 grande americano
he's been the same dude since his debut

>>18569981
Apparently undertaker is one of the bookers of the new aaa

>>18569981
>>18569996

El español de grande es basado

>>18570004
does he speak with a german accent in spanish?

>>18570008
Mexiadian?

flamer?

>>18569988
You should watch one of CMLL's friday night Arena Mexico shows. Those crowds are amazing.

>>18570013
>the zombie wizard from Texas books AAA
You know what, I would watch the fuck out of that

>>18569998
Didn't you see it was clearly Omos he even won the trophy

it feels like Natalya has been wrestling since forever

eeee lady flammehr

COOMER BROS ITS OUR TIME

alright im out. ill finish it tomorrow. it was pretty fun!

>>18569883
Reminder these are household numbers, so multiply by 3 or 4 for the true viewership.

>>18570019
yeah, a bit
but he includes mexican slang in his promos, which the crowds appreciates

>>18569994
For sure. One of the things that made Mr Iguana really take off was his bits were easily TikTok-able. There seems to be very little attempt by WWE or AEW in trying to game social media/TikTok beyond gay kayfabe twitter beefs.

man you'd think after almost 20 years Natalya would learn how to cut a promo

>hating on Konan
retard mexicans who didn't watch AAA in the early 00s
t. mexican btw

another shit promo by natty, such is her entire career.

SEX WITH HAGS
SEX WITH HAGS
SEX WITH HAGS

>>18570019
He called Vikingo a short, ugly indian in a recent promo and the crowd exploded

granny fight epic

Wait, so is indy Nattie canon to WWE now?

Fuck I started watching WWE like a year before Nattie debuted
It's gotta be what, almost twenty years now?

>>18570019
Slight, but more noticeable if you're fluent in Spanish. If you're not then you'd hardly notice. Mexicans appreciate embracing their culture and don't mind the slight accent difference

nattie still a top tier milf
would LOVE to slime her

>>18570053
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>18570057
>>18569976

Stephanie Vaquer has to appear

>>18570053
no way did he do that

they didnt had anyone less dimeless than nattie? even zelina was a better option

>>18570057
I wanna say she debuted in 08.

Yum

My Lady Shani!

They should bring in that one deathmatch shitter luchadora

>Mascarata
>Fantasma
>Lady Shani
well there they are

>>18570067
indian as indigenous, not indian from India

>>18570053
>short, ugly indian

BASED FABY

>>18570069
Apparently people want Natalya because she’s “serious” in bloodsport.

>>18569952
God damn that is sad.

Lady Shani

Would you smash Flammer's tortilla?

ABUELA APACHE

>>18570072
THIS WRESTLER IS OFFENSIVE TO MY NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE

>flabby apache
Finna rub one out

Tadonka

Is Sexy Star still banned from wrestling?

Fantasma looked lost

>>18570079
Liv seems like the kind of girl to take out her gum and hold it in her hand while she sucks your dick and put it back in after you finish

>>18570080
Please show me

Nattie has goons now? Since when?

>Bad ass Nattie
BASADO

Holy BOGGED!

Fucking Def Rebel can't produce music for gimmicks

Yep, this is the coom match.

>>18570053
any video of that?

women wearing masks are fucking hot

ready for a pachada

Naty has a harem?

Man I'd kill for some cheesy nachos right now

Natalya looking especially grotesque tonight!

>>18570119
>>18570119
>>18570119

Oh shit she's working as Nattie Neidhart tonight

they spelled her name wrong on the tron kek

>>18570099
Yeah but she went into MMA and now there's a different Sexy Star

Nattie and Lola are so fucking hideous

>>18570104
since she started doing matches in Bloodsport earlier this year

>>18570101
Wrong she the kinda a girl that will make you chicken soup and a sandwich when your sick and then finish you off with a handjob

why are all the mexicans so shit and why did otis kiss a faggot?

We all saw Natties titties why is she covering them now?

This version of Nattie is way more dimes then the one they have on WWE

Natty's I'm so tough face looks horrific and hilarious all at once. stop that.

>>18570118
yep, i'm part of it.

>>18570108
ozempician ;x

Natalya larping as MMA now? cuz she was in ONE bloodsport match lol

Let's the champ wins here and not one of these hags

why nattie is a different character/gimmick than in raw?

>>18570150
She had this gimmick in GCW and whatever too. I dunno

This is actually so fucking good. Wow Nattie and these thicc sexy mexicans can work

>>18569649
They should hire konnan to be 3rd man on colour on whatever show the Mexicans are on . His braindead Cheech gimmick is over with me

>>18570150
It's her gimmick outside WWE, it's way better

imagine the smell

>>18569674
when WWE finally promises to run ads for ICP's albums.