Thread 18572423

Show starts at 2am EDT / 7am BST. 30 minutes left

Kill Gedo. Behead Gedo. Roundhouse kick Gedo into the concrete. Slam dunk Gedo's head into the trashcan. Crucify Gedo. Defecate in Gedo's mouth. Launch Gedo into the sun. Stir fry Gedo into a ramen. Toss Gedo into an active volcano. Urinate into Gedo's gas tank. Judo throw Gedo into a wood chipper. Twist Gedo's head off. Report Gedo to the FBI. Karate chop Gedo in half. Curb stomp Gedo's head into the pavement. Trap Gedo in quicksand. Crush Gedo in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gedo in a vat of acid. Eat Gedo. Dissect Gedo. Exterminate Gedo in the gas chamber. Stomp Gedo's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Gedo in the oven. Lobotomize Gedo. Mandatory castration for Gedo. Grind Gedo's remains in the garbage disposal. Drown Gedo in yakiniku grease. Vaporize Gedo with a ray gun. Kick Gedo down the Korakuen stairs. Feed Gedo to alligators. Slice Gedo with a katana.

>Main event: G1 Climax Final- EVIL vs Konosuke Takeshita
>7th Match: TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr, Ryohei Oiwa, Kosei Fujita & Hartley Jackson) vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Ren Narita, Yujiro Takahashi, SHO & DOUKI)
>6th Match: Yota Tsuji, Shingo Takagi, Hiromu Takahashi & Daiki Nagai vs War Dogs (David Finlay, Drilla Moloney, Taiji Ishimori & Gedo)
>5th Match: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shota Umino & Yuya Uemura vs United Empire (Callum Newman, Jakob Austin Young & Great-O-Khan)
>4th Match: Boltin Oleg, El Phantasmo & Tiger Mask vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (SANADA, Don Fale & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
>3rd Match: Toru Yano, YOH & Master Wato vs YOSHI-HASHI, El Desperado & Ryusuke Taguchi
>2nd Match: Taichi & Satoshi Kojima vs Togi Makabe & Katsuya Murashima
>1st match: Shoma Kato & Tatsuya Matsumoto vs Masatora Yasuda & Zane Jay

>>18572423 (OP)
Grim final

Bat signal to Chicagobro, we're doing a watchalong of the G1 Climax finals with cloud, chama, jessica and juan nitro, add my alt hgourmet to getin

GRIM

Who should win bros? Evil or AEW?

SAVE US PRESIDENT EVIL

>AEWtists are complaining because EVIL is in the finals
>Diehard NJPW fans are complaining because an outsider is winning the G1 over other roster members that are clearly ready
Who is this finals booked for exactly?

LET'S GO EVIL

>>18572594
Tony Khan. No one will complain that his former DDT shitter will beat one of NJPW's most loyal stars.

Man, way too many tag matches and if it's gonna to end up like yesterday where no one of the HOT guys lose what's the point

I hope next year the G1 Finals is Swerve Strickland vs. Daniel Garcia!
Thank you Bakan!

>>18572705
>I hope Tony Khan dies soon.
TK got the slits all tore up even though it's Gedo shitting in their faces. Funniest shit ever.

>>18572594
IDK why they keep talking about him like that, he has a contract, he wasn't dropped from the sky out of the blue first G1 day. He had more matches in NJPW than DDT this year ffs

>>18572423 (OP)
More like the Grim 1.

My coffee is not strong enough for this

Who are these Omega-fags?

Yeah when people say he's an outsider they obviously mean a DDT outsider. Disingenuous cunt.

>>18572756
So why no one was this retarded of MAO almost winning his block in BOSJ

>>18572764
because DDT isnt a cancer on the pro-wrestling industry like aew

SAVE_US.EVIL

>>18572423 (OP)
>seven filler matches.
>questionable booking main event.
njpw is the textbook definition of one-match cards.

based la parka boys

You know it's a big show when you have retards complaining about tag matches

>>18572775
So no surprises on this show?

>>18572772
i know that, but i feel that is a double standard in how both cases were treated and MAO wasn't even signed in NJPW he was an outsider.
If the problem for many is that G1 is an outsider then i imagine that fans don't care much who wins BOSJ

>ZSJ and dookie in the semi main
Dire

>>18572594
Tony Khan, A traitor Gedo, and a pussy president Hiroshi Tanahashit.

>>18572795
he didn't win though

>>18572795
I haven't watched njpw in 2025 but I do know if the fans didn't like mao they don't have a clue

>>18572795
Same could be said about Kaito, Ninja Mack, and so many others that are in these tournaments. Shouldn't be in it. They don't effectively build NJPW or NJPW talent. If it's a NJPW tournament, it should be NJPW talent. Otherwise, it doesn't make any sense. It also really doesn't help the outside talent. It's just Gedo being a dumbass.

EVIL better win.

>>18572705
Kek, they seeing through the bullshit

>>18572773
>>18572828
Reminder that if EVIL wins, zsj will kill himself.
GO EVIL GO.

You know it's a big show when they have the bafflingly ass English ring announcer

Nobody watching this bullshit lmao, this is AAA’s night

What is it like being a White young lion and having to let some old japanese midget actually beat you up in the ring

every section of the floor was sold out yet there's notable scatters of empty seats in those same sections

>>18572820
>It also really doesn't help the outside talent
Oh but it does because gives you a popularity boost. That's the point why MAO participated and when asked if he would sign a double contract like Take he said "LOL NOPE i'm loyal to DDT anyway i'm thinking about partecipating Super Jr. Tag League"

Is being a young lion basically a humiliation ritual
Even wwe lets their no name geeks develop have a personality before.

where did all the njpw stars go? i don't mean the old guys that left to aew, just njpw used to have people built up enough to replace old guys leaving.

>>18572764
mao does little flips and tricks for fujodimes so he gets a pass
>>18572810
the live crowd seemed to like him, no idea about online though

>video recording allowed in the venue
desperate times indeed

>>18572859
njpw got poached all the way down to the english commentator

Why would you be a young lion in 2025 when you know AEW talents will always be favored over you

You guys are shoot spazzes if you think EVIL isn't going over

>>18572859
Everyone either got poached by American companies, are too old and busted, or pissed off from the company.

>>18572857
>>18572878
The marks are at the dojo

>>18572764
A. It's the Jrs, they can risk it with little worry
B. Jr division isn't in a dire state like the heavyweight division
C. It wasn't a choice between him or shitters like SHO or Robbie X

>>18572764
not even on 5ch people complained, some random comments about him being boring after his 3rd match and people wanting to see other DDT guys in the tournament like Ueno.
It's truly a mister how some mind works.

>>18572890
What does that even mean

>it's another, "young lion loses via boston crab."
humiliation ritual.

>>18572908
As opposed to being in the ring

>>18572896
>Jr division isn't in a dire state like the heavyweight division
This is the biggest issue imo but this is really up to NJPW, outsiders or not if they don't push their own or debut more guys in the heavyweight category nothing will be fixed

Kojima-Gun is back

hey its taka

i want to rip taichi’s pants off and do lewd things him

Murashima should be the next young lion to skip having an excursion

Murashima is so fucking yen it's insane man
I don't understand how people are doomerposting with him in the dojo

Why Murashima is still a young lion tho Him and Nagai are good

Even today no pantless Taichi, i'm sorry for you brother

FINREY?

SHEEEESH NAKASHIMA DRIPPED TF OUT

MY OSKAR
MY NAKASHIMI
I was about to ask when they were coming back

HOLY FUCK POPPED OUT OF MY CHAIR

Who?

wtf happened to nakashima kek
and leube for that matter

Why Finrey is bothering those ojisans

>>18573006
>>18573018
>>18573027
I have seen him wrestle about three times, and he is so ready.

Yeah I'm a certified KOBslobber

so is this what finlay’s paranoia babbling was about

>>18573053
Who are these two mystery niggas

glad they finally escaped from tamashii purgatory

For me, it's Yuto Ice

>gimmick is wigger in japan
based desu

>>18573076
violent jay & erik watts i think

WHERE MY BROTHERS AT
WHERE MY BROTHERS AT

Who is that tall White guy

>>18573083
jigger? maybe they have a word for it in japanese

>>18573098
He was kinda sauceless as a Young Lion, this is clearly something he's into and it's based

>>18572423 (OP)
>>7th Match: TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr, Ryohei Oiwa, Kosei Fujita & Hartley Jackson) vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Ren Narita, Yujiro Takahashi, SHO & DOUKI)
>>6th Match: Yota Tsuji, Shingo Takagi, Hiromu Takahashi & Daiki Nagai vs War Dogs (David Finlay, Drilla Moloney, Taiji Ishimori & Gedo)
>>5th Match: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shota Umino & Yuya Uemura vs United Empire (Callum Newman, Jakob Austin Young & Great-O-Khan)
>>4th Match: Boltin Oleg, El Phantasmo & Tiger Mask vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (SANADA, Don Fale & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
>>3rd Match: Toru Yano, YOH & Master Wato vs YOSHI-HASHI, El Desperado & Ryusuke Taguchi
>>2nd Match: Taichi & Satoshi Kojima vs Togi Makabe & Katsuya Murashima
>>1st match: Shoma Kato & Tatsuya Matsumoto vs Masatora Yasuda & Zane Jay
No offense but what is the point of watching any of this?

>>18573122
What's the point of watching wrestling matches?

>>18573122
If you don't get it you don't get it

>>18573122
there might be some angles, like there was at the end of the previous match and otherwise its just comfy background noise after having watched the rest of g1 already

>>18573122
I used to watch WWE which, as it turns out, makes you into a giant faggot so now I watch Japanese wrestling to undo the damage and become a straight man again

Please understand

>>18573148
gAyEW Rampage was canceled because gAyEW is unwatchable dogshit for tranny retards with autism, sorry to tell you

>>18573151
Yeah I agree AEW is for gay retards

WWE is also for gay retards, please understand

>>18573154
I'm glad you are at least consistent.

>>18573122
filler matches so they can give all their old wrestlers paydays.
There is no real point to them. You might get an angle out of them, but not much else.

>>18573122
It's not for you mate, you haven't purchased a ticket so shut it

>>18573148
How's the colon?

>>18573166
filled with the superior healthy feces of the purowresu enjoyer

>>18573163
What if I pay for njpw world?

i just realized that taguchi is danshoku dieno for straight people

>>18573174
Nigga it's all fan service, idgaf what you doing

SANADA is dimes

Cute. He kept the broken guitar.

why isn't this on samurai tv? how odd

>charlton bringing up small crowds on commentary
this is not the way dude

>>18573266
>>18573266
>Ignore the small crowds.
That'll fix them

fat fuck fale should get even fatter. go full viscera mode

I'm too tired to watch /pw/ros, I might actually fall asleep before main event

What has Fale ever done for the promotion?

Has even a single one of his trainees stayed with the company, ever, or contributed at all even temporarily?

>>18573289
should management ignore them? no. should commentary not draw attention to them? yes. this isnt rocket science

>>18573292
If he does not have man titties like him then I do not want it.

>>18573300
>not sleeping through the seven filler matches and waking up right before the main event.

>>18573303
Bury your head in the sand. It's not like the audience doesn't see fewer people around them. Consumer loyalty should help in terms of word of mouth, but it won't with fat shitters like Fale getting pins. This shit sucks.

United empire is a waste of time it was only a thing to keep ospreay interesting

I always watch My Ace's match, no matter if it is filler or not.

Team ASS

poor shota

>tana and his two lab grown clones
kek

>>18573331
Poor Red Shoes

Callum I wouldn't joke about Uemura and Tana looking the same if I were you

>>18573342
Yeah turns out that was a whole Terry McGinnis situation

Is great o'khan known for anything besides being a weeb and vtuber watcher

>>18573359
he saved a little girl from being abducted

>>18573363
I was asking more along the lines of wrestling wise, but good job on his part.

>>18573359
being a legit shooter

Can someone pump Tanahashi full of stem cells or something, because he is still the best wrestler and most over man in the promotion.

>>18573393
no he's not, the actual most over man is currently out of commission...I'm not talking about Gabe btw

>>18573393
there aren't enough stem cells on earth to unsawdust those knees

>>18573393
naito ate all the stem cells already, pls understand

>>18573363
Yeah he was saving her for himself that is

>>18573399
Whomst've are you speaking of

sorry my dogs are the knock out brothers

>>18573404
GOATo

>>18573404
tenzan

>>18573410
He isn't out of commission, he is out of the company.
>>18573412
He just wrestled on this show, retard.

>>18573419
I didn't say Naito

>>18573410
>>18573423
I forgot goto existed. What has he been up to

>>18573429
injured and had to drop out of the G1 before it even started

>>18573429
buried by njpw and is busy filming with street fighter

>>18573363
>>18573402
>saves her.
>offers her pancakes.
>promotes himself and his company.

>>18573436
When hasn't he been a jobber to the stars in njpw

Nagai wants to kill Gedo? Please do

>>18573442
He was a dominant champ until he got injured less than a month ago bro

>>18573494
He was a dominant champion against Callum Newman and David Finlay, two people that have never won anything of note

>nagai is a tenryuist
TOP
GUY

He's already dead

pretty weak post-match heat

Is this the guy that’s fucking poi?

>no these my dawgs for real or i might hit that drilla right posted tonight
bad omen..

>Finlay/Tsuji again
>Hiromu vs Ishimori again
fucking yawn

When did Drilla change race into a black guy?

Desperately want EVIL to win tonight but I know that is almost certainly not going to happen. I just wish that >we weren't giving G1s to part timers again.

>>18573520
It’s just confusing for the crowd because NJPW had gabe come out and do a promo when he got hurt and it was presented as a real injury

Are the Japanese naturally really tan?

>>18573538
LIJ are honorary mexicans

>finlay worked into a shoot walter sobchak-esque shoot over the music
My sides

why the fuck did they have moloney get hit with the guitar last night if we're just getting another fucking shingo match?

>>18573548
Good question

>>18573538
Depends, for sure people from Kyushu are naturally more brown than folks from Tokyo but tanning is still very popular thing (I mean, japan had several subcultures focused on tanning/using heavy makeup),

>>18573548
Gedo has rediscovered cocaine

Oiwa Sex

I don't care for Zachary Saberwil Jr

>>18573563
least gay puro enjoyer

>>18573563
the grip? more like grippin those thighs amirite

The bell sounds like they just bang it off some random person's head

SHO is also kind of hot but I need him to get a better cut

>>18573581
The
Maety
Dark
Keester

Jackson is a big guy

Finally, the show is about to start.

That match felt like a bunch of nothing

>>18573587
who’s considered the hottest of HOT anyway? is it EVIL? SHO? Pieter?

why did zsj just run away like a commie bitch?

damn SHO is looking good

Should I watch this on my computer or put it on the big screen and lay in bed

>>18573634
Sho is

>>18573624
IDK but i saw way too many fanart of EVIL, SHO and Narita so I guess those 3 are the more appealing but SHO to me a just a nice body

FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS WANNA DO

>>18573624
Tanahashi.

ok someone who's there tell me if they played the P Diddy part of his theme. this has been on my mind for months

I'll never be that badd ass

Sorry Chono but I need this match to start can you just make it quick

getting a little thin at the top there chonoster...

You think Chono still tags nWo on random walls?

EVIL should win.

>>18573657
that was a fake storyline in professional wrestling company world championship wrestling, none of those men tag walls in real life.

Why does Evil like to throw cocaine at people?

>>18573662
He is NJPWs only hope. They need to put the cursed belt on EVIL.

takeshita will win, then beat zsj for the iwgp and bring the belt to aew to be defended gainst wheeler yuta & daniel garcia.

every referee in the building is going to take a bump

>>18573674
Literally obsessed

I'm here for Takeshita only

Rocky is here, thank God

The story of Takeshita being this supposed savior of the company is so goddamn retarded

Takeshiiiita

Ganbare EVIL!

I believe in EVIL!

for some this is EVIL defending NJPW from the evil AEW and Tony stealing the G1,
for some this is Take defending NJPW from the worst possible G1 winner in history.
one side will cry loud and long once this match is over, one side will celebrate obnoxiously.
I am excited just to watch it all go down.

>>18573662
you’re right, evil should win so zack throws himself into the ocean
>>18573671
it’s a rib

>>18573678
crowd cheering takeshita, they want him to defend the belt on aew preshows & honorclub streams.

At least have take win so don callis can brag about take winning the g1 climax

>ドラマチックドリームを掴めるか?!
Ok, but this is cool no matter what

>>18573697
and establish njpw as aew developmental

EVIL is a shit

My two dreams for the most salty reactions
>evil wins
or
>Take wins and cashes in early like Zack but his cash in is on an AEW show and he beats Zack for the belt on AEW.

Did Evil shake the camera with his mind?

>>18573637
I chose bed, time for /comf/.

haha announcer wearing dom mysterio shirt

If only the whole DDT didn't have a show in Osaka today he would had a backup

My dad is friends with Gedo. EVIL is winning then Naito comes back post match.

Alright HoT. I'm gonna need you to pull out all the stops today. Get your powder, whiskey, wrench, pipe, garrote, etc. No holding back

>>18573700
What do those moonrunes mean

>>18573702
Pls stfu

Ebiru!

>Evil chants
they fucked up bad

>>18573715
"Can you achieve your Dramatic Dream?!"

GANBARE EBIRU

People cheering for Takeshita are castrated cucks that need to be killed.

Chris is probably shitting himself because last time he tried to play into AEW being outsiders he got suspended for real

>run-ins.
stop.

>sanada stomping him out with the big pink boots
kek

Is there a reason why refs are so bad at missing everything?

>>18573728
I noticed that as well. They really put his balls in a vice

>cheers for evil lifting the trophy
They really, really fucked up.

Togo taking pictures with his phone of EVIL holding the trophy was cute kek

There's no way EVIL wins right? I mean, I'd love it, but there's no way

if naito threw the g1 trophy you guys would be cheering!

>>18573716
you said said please, i appreciate that.

>>18573735
All refs in all sports are blind, deaf, and stupid, except when they are not.

>Chris is banging on about how Takeshita wants to unite all pro wrestling while the crowd chant for EVIL
Kek absolute shitshow

oh no evil posed with it early cause he's not winning.

>>18573743
Naito makes it cool and then he says to be cool

>>18573678
hes right you fucking idiot

>>18573740
Crowd is red hot for EVIL despite him being the most consistent heel in the promotion for years, if Gedo can't hear that and call the audible I don't know what the fuck they are doing anymore.

>>18573740
The only reason why I think there's a chance is because Takeshita faced Zack twice in the G1
And also cause they spent the whole show building House of Torture against TMDK

takeshita only really works when he's the dominant heel doing power moves. Booking him as the struggling valiant babyface is shit

THEY'RE FUCKING BOOING TAKESHITA HAHAHA

>>18573740
You have to believe! If you wish for something with all your heart it will happen. Let’s go EVIL!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THEY FUCKING HATE TAKESHITA

>>18573735
Refs are required to go to hellen keller school.

HOT working their asses off to get this geek over

>>18573760
He promised us to try his best, so I believe in him

The fact that EVIL got cheered at all show how fucking stupid this finals is

Why am I laughing my ass off at a G1 final? This feels like DDT

That was a smooth landing

>>18573756
>they spent the whole show building House of Torture against TMD
they had one match you overdramatic woman

Rocky's gotta get himself over. Fucking hate this faggot.

thunderous takeshita chants

The crowd is not behind them ejecting the house. What an embarrassment

Kill Rocky. Kill Gedo. Kill Tanahashi. Kill Kidani.

>>18573771
DDT doesn't have that kind of this during tournaments, and this year King of DDT had a bunch of intromission but not on this shit level

>>18573778
Single-handedly taking care of the entire of HoT despite being a half-retired junior.

i actually can't believe we're at a point where they've positioned a part-timer outsider to potentially win and "save" the tournament against the biggest heel in the company. Like what are we doing guys? I can't even be mad at Vince for closing WWF off from the other territories and companies when I've lived to see shit like this.

camera cuts are promoting takeshita as the hero against evil

>>18573771
konosuke truly is trying to achieve his dramatic dream

HOLY SHIT IT'S ZACK THE NEXT AEW TOY

kek

This should have been Yuya

>>18573755
Tonybucks

That would suck to be dragged off like that

>>18573788
From my perspective it is Takeshita who is evil.

this is really bad

this all feels so wrong for njpw :|

ZSJ dragging Narita way from his leg was fucking funny, sorry

if kidd didnt get injured would it be evil vs kidd ?

>>18573799
its a heel vs heel final, its ridiculous

>>18573732
konosuke will get gangbanged by all 20 members of house of torture and you will watch and like it

That was a nice clothesline

EBIRU SAMA GANBATTE!!!

Narita is the only one from the new gen that got to be in the finals and even then it was to get KWABbed by Zack

Humiliation ritual

>>18573797
Corporate learned helplessness. New Japan will never become profitable again while they are self sabotaging to secure welfare, and will only become more dependent on said welfare as the years go on.

>>18573806
>didnt get injured
faked an injury

>>18573809
i will if evil wins

Crowd going wild for takeshita

evil is so fucking bad but he needs to win this

Get up EVIL! Fight for NJPW!

This is a worse version of the Ibushi/White final but of half the crowd was cheering White

has the g1 final ever been a time limit draw?

EVIL! Do it!

>>18573823
No time limit on the match.

>>18573823
considering it's no time limit, no

COME ON EVIL KILL ROCKY'S BOY

Imagine how good this would be if literally anyone but takeshita was in this position. The crowd would be going insane in support for the face

>>18573828
>>18573829
thank you

EVIL is literally fighting to save professional wrestling.

>>18573834
Yuya, Tsuji or Taichi in this position and the crowd would be going wild

Ebiru chants drowning out the Takeshita chants

E-BI-RU! E-BI-RU!

>>18573833
Everyone slurped when Ibushi did that

tony takeshita will win for aew

EBIRU!!

>Actual cheers and claps when EVIL kicks out
They've fucked this up so much lol

>>18573846
I hated it when he beat Naito though

Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!

TAP OUT YOU FUCKING BITCH

EBIRU!

wtf was that lmao

that was just him tapping

half the people against Takeshita are jealous he got Yuka.

walker's gonna get heat for acknowledging the crowd not being behind takeshita

THAT WAS A TAP, RING THE BELL, RED SHOES.

HE TAPPED

Red Shoes fucked on EVIL.

BULLSHIT!

Guys it's 3 taps, not 2

Uuuuuuuuuuuh he tapped

>>18573863
I really don't give a shit, happy for him there. He's just the wrong guy for the G1 win, that's all.

Red shoes is in the money mark’s pocket.

This is so awkward lol

>Boos when he sells his knee
This crowd is so funny

>>18573846
Did they? I remember nothing but negativity in the threads during Ibushi's run

Bro this retard tapped by accident.

Take is winning then :(

What the fuck is this match? This is so stupid. I'm laughing.

job to aew evil, just lose and stare at the ceiling like the njpw developmental bitch you are

EVIL PLEASE DONT LOSE

What the hell was that move?

EVIL is fighting so hard for us bros, I'm crying...

>>18573879
I remember retards saying the Ibushi White G1 finals was great

EVIL never dies

COME ON EVIL
SHOW THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT

THIS IS SO STUPID LMAAAAAO

>>18573888
That's because Jay is the genuine GOAT

>>18573889
evil jobs to tony khan

>>18573887
>yoshihashicryinggirl.jpg

>>18573888
that's one of the greatest matches of all time, and i was there live

>>18573888
I don't remember what the threads were like during the finals specifically, I just remember people being pretty sick of Ibushi

that kickout should've been a massive pop but no one cared

So funny

>>18573898
We already know you’re a massive retard

cringe.

EVIL felt like the hero in this match, I'm sorry.

Crowd mics turned down immediately after the three count. Curious.

embarrassing day for new japan

FUCK TONIKAN

you've got to be fucking me

lmao

fuck this gay ass company

Oh no, /pw/ threads are gonna be absolute hell

KEK

ass penetrated organization

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

The right guy won

Based Takeshita

FUCK THIS COMPANY

Wow
The valiant babyface won, I guess?

live sex celebration with yuka

AEDUB AEDUB AEDUB

Lol fuck all the salty geeks itt (You) know who (You) are

GRIM
GRIMOLA
GRIMMITY GRIM
HOLY FUCKING GRIM

Embarrassing

Imagine if OZAWA lost to Kaito in Budokan...

Fucking kino great match

EVIL did his best for us
>>18573920
give me a name please

How come Takeshita wins but Kaito got punked out during the G1? EVIL fucking company.

The crowd is so fucking dead, what a mistake

>>18573922
But EVIL lost.

hahahhahhahaha

And the crowd goes mild

FUCKING BASED

The crowd is dead silent
Hahahahahaha

Just cancelled my WORLD sub. Fuck off.

Have you thanked Tonikan for saving pro-wrestling?

Better winner then Zack for sure

>>18573940
Crowd mics were turned right down immediately after the result, wasn't even the organic "respectful silence from the Japanese crowd" I think they had to mute the boos.

New Japan is saved
Welcome to the era of the ALPHA

>>18573945
bless you. I hope you enjoy Takeshita's win at least

The collective accomplishments of every wrestlers who graduated from the young lion system this decade
New Japan Cup Winner (Tsuji)
Best of the Super Jr Winner (Wato, Fujita)
Tokyo Dome Main Event (Shota)
IWGP Global (Tsuji, Gabe)
NEVER 6 Man Tag Champion (Tsuji, Boltin, Wato, Narita)
IWGP Jr/Hvy Tag Champion (GOK, Fujita, Wato)
NEVER Openweight Champion (Boltin)
TV Champion (Narita, GOK)
KOPW Provisional Champion (GOK, Uemura)
NOAH Victory Challenge Tag League (Oiwa)

Guys Takeshita just wants to unite pro wrestling or whatever. Please clap

>>18573929
At least they’re 2 NOAH wrestlers

>>18573950
we need fancams

>>18573949
no it wouldn't, it would at least be a NJPW signed guy

Anal sex with the Ballsack Boyz

Debating going to Japan to kill Gedo and then myself

>Rocky the only person clapping
Holy fuck...

>>18573952
>Takeshita's win

I'M SO BUTTHURT RIGHT NOW GUYS!!!!!

>>18573961
But take is signed tho

Rocky forcing the crowd to cheer lol

who are those twinks next to him?

>>18573947
same

You're not getting any sympathy from me. Shut the fuck up.

>>18573976
he certainly doesn't feel like it

if you cry it might make it look like you have a personality

>zack isn’t throwing himself into the ocean so taichi can give him mouth to mouth
bullshit

I was told the crowd was dead?

>>18573976
Take has 29 matches to EVIL's 53 in NJPW.

The crowd love based Take

>>18573980
my harem boys. be kind to them

>>18573993
>>18573999
delusional

>>18573971
based. I'll be washing my sorrows away with this cutie. have a good one

YOU DESERVE IT

>>18574009
>cutie
She’s a fucking whore brother. I’ll be celebrating the alpha’s win

impressed njpw main event killed the crowd more than aaa

The G in G1 stands for GRIM

>>18574006
Monitor status?

>>18574015
Turn on your audio

That crowd sounded absolutely deflated kek

>>18574013
Whores can be cute. ill be jerking off to her

>>18574025
Fuck em if they don't appreciate what takeshita gave them in this tournament

>>18574038
a bunch of matches that exposed that he's not on the level of anyone good?

The match itself was quite good. They have great chemistry

>>18574053
Ok troll

That trophy should be made out of real gold

Evil will get pity sex from iyo don’t worry. Both of her holes too. Lucky guy

>>18574023
aaa boo'd vikingo, idk what njpw crowd did because it was muted

JEONG MOSQUE LI