Thread 18575244

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Previous >>18566841

ARIGATO TAKESHITA-SAMA FOR UNITING PRO WRESTLING WE LOVE YOU GOAT

Death to AEW.

fuck rocky

prophetic image

Rocky Romero is a spy sent by AEW to kill NJPW

>>18575244 (OP)
>8/24 AEW/NJPW Forbidden Door @ O2 Arena London (PPV @ 6:00pm BST)
The GRIM1 winner isn’t even on the card kek

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>NOOOOOO STOP IT! I DON'T WANT TAKESHITA
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>PLEASE DONT!!! YAMETTE!!! I DONT WANT YOU TO WIN MY G1
>PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! UEMURA-KUN FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE
>BLURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PLAP PLAP PLAAAP
>Uemura-kun....

>>18575286
kek

>>18575286
What's going on here?

>>18575286
>>Uemura-kun...
ok popped me

Shotageek here.

I just wanted to come and laugh at the Tsujischizo who shits up these threads crying about AEW and has been doing so for the past 2-3 years

GET
FUCKED
LOSER
LMAOOOOOOOOO

Thank you Gedo for blowing out this faggot
Thank you Gedo for blowing out Edgelard F(aggot)
Thank you Gedo for booking the actual best wrestler in the tournament to win it

WHEN I SAY GEDO, YOU SAY ARIGATO

GEDO
>ARIGATO
GEDO
>ARIGATO

>>18575286
I bet the recordings from your uncle's basement sound a lot like that

>Uemura-kun...I keep dreaming about you...I keep imagining a world where you would win my G1...
>N-Nooo! Not again!! Leave me alone!! Not the Takeshita rape again!!! AAAAIIIEEEEE-
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>MY PRECIOUS IS GETTING ASSAULTED AGAAAAAIN
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>N-No! Not the anahoru....NOOOO IM SAVING THAT FOR MY UEMUR--AHNN!!
>AAAHN!! IT HURTS IT HURTS TAKE IT OUT!!! NOT MY PRECIOUS G1!!! DON'T---NNNGH!!
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>NOOO STOP!!! PLS STOP AT THE FINAALLS!! DONT WIN MY G1!!! STOP AT THE FINALLSSS
>PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP BLLLLLLLURRPPPPPPP

>>18575317
>GEDO
寝取られたファゴット
>GEDO
寝取られたファゴット

>>18575317
Based Shotageek taking a victory lap

>>18575329
so your uncle kept raping you even when you begged him to stop? Wow, no wonder you became such a massive queer.

>>18575286
>>18575329
Kek. Popped me ngl. This is exactly what happened.
>>18575320
Kek, you are absolutely seething right now.

>>18575286
>>18575329
lmao

Hey if you hate NJPW so much
and you canceled your sub to NJPW World

does that mean you can shut the fuck up and leave these threads forever?
Nope! Of course not, because where else will you do your daily crying?

>>18575286
>>18575329

>>18575286
>>18575329
kek
the uemurafag was getting so cocky before the playoffs were decided
he deserves this bullying
good job

>>18575317
ARIGATOU

>>18575317
Alright Shotageek you can have this one.

>>18575286
>>18575329
That's it. The rape of Uemurafag will live on in the history of /njpw/ forever.

>>18575361
There is no "Uemurafag" in these threads.

Did you guys just show up today or something? We've got a shotageek and a tsujischizo and that's it

>>18575363
Kek, you are absolutely bubblin!

>>18575367
I knew you'd be upset today but not to the point of creating custom NPCs

>>18575363
You got bullied. It's over.
Takeshita won the G1. Let's discuss what's to come now that it has happened.

>>18575354
I wonder if Tenryu even remembers this

>>18575370
GO GO TAKESHITA
GANBARE TAKESHITA
GO GO TAKESHITA

>>18575382
Agreed which is why I made this post >>18575317

GEDO
>ARIGATO
GEDO
>ARIGATO
GEDO
>ARIGATO

LET'S GO TAKESHITA
YOU'RE THE BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE

>>18575347
I am here to shit and piss and cum and fart all ovet these /njpw/ threads. Why don't you cry to the tranny jannies about it? You fucking bitch.

>>18575393
I know you're saying words but all I hear is
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ngl bros
my dicku was so hard when takeshita won the g1
i dreamed of this day but i never thought it would happen
pls let kevin knight win the bosj next year

The "Uemurafag" is every sane NJPW fan

>>18575406
>Wahhhhh!!!!!!!!

>>18575403
So that's the sound ya made when AEW raped ya? Good to know!

>>18575411
kek this

Takeshita is challenging before the Dome apparently. Sabre and Umino rematch is likely if Sabre retains.

Jesus, this guy has officially lost it. Takeshita winning the tourney made him go on a melty.
In other news
>G1 Clímax 35 winner Konosuke Takeshita said he would like to walk in to Wrestle Kingdom 20 as IWGP World Heavyweight Champion similar to ZSJ last year. Which leaves a lot to wonder of the Tokyo Dome Main Event
Looks like Shota Umino can still main event the Tokyo Dome next year.

>>18575417
>NOOOOO MY FAVORITE DIDN'T WIN WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kek good post ya cryin bitch

MAX THE MAX, THE G1 CRYMAX

>>18575431
Yep. It's obvious Takeshita is winning the belt soon and then Umino is taking it off of him at WK.

>>18575431
>>18575444
Hopefully it's Uemura but I'd be fine with that outcome

>>18575434
kek nice projection
cry more

>>18575444
It's obvious but watch the OP do mental gymnastics and say it will be Uemura.
>>18575452
Kek, there you go.

>>18575465
Like that other anon said, everyone with a brain knows Uemura is out in front of the other guys. Not sure why you're trying to make it a thing.

I guess you're just mentally shattered today so I'll go easy on you.
Gambare, schizo-kun.

>>18575465
Ignore that moron. It's obvious the rape poster got to him. He makes the threads, that's good enough for me but he has always had cringe and shitty takes. It makes me wonder though...shouldn't they use Zack to put over one of the young guys? What would be the point on Shota beating Takeshita at the Dome? Wouldn't Zack be more appropriate for the passing of the torch moment? Honestly, I kind of doubt that Takeshita would even lose the belt that soon.

>>18575387
>GEDO
>寝取られたファゴット
>GEDO
>寝取られたファゴット

>>18575478
Literally fuck off. You don't speak for everyone not matter how much you talk to yourself. Stop acting like you are better than everyone else, it's your mental illness. You have been wrong about everything in this tournament. You're a gotten to moron.

>>18575484
They have to give Umino his big Tokyo Dome win at some point. He failed this year, wouldn't make sense for him to fail again.

>>18575508
Meh, I don't know...I just think it is a bad idea for Shota to get his big win over Takeshita. Zack or Goto would be better.

>>18575518
Takeshita winning the belt and keeping it till the next Forbidden Door wouldn't be surprising either. I know that sounds grim but the current can obviously do this.

>>18575535
current New Japan*
Anyways, I gotta go. Enjoy the grim, brother. I will leave you here with the mentally ill OP.

>>18575542
He will start LARPing again by mentioning random ass old Japanese wrestlers. No wonder that faggots shits and pisses himself everyday in these threads.

Honestly, it's not that big of a deal if a part timer holds the IWGP heavyweight belt. Even WWE has part timers like Cena, Brock and Roman hold their top belt for months. The bigger issue is that this G1 didn't really do much to elevate the younger gen. Oiwa got a boost because it was his first G1 but everyone else didn't level up at all. Even Uemura felt like he didn't make any progress. In thar sense, this G1 was a failure.

Zack Sabre Jr vs Yota Tsuji drew more than EVIL vs Konosuke Takeshita. But Tsuji isn't ready yet apparently.

>>18575286
OH NONONONO

>>18575569
Tsuji has been ready for a long time, but they're too busy sucking off tony's favorites to realize this.

>>18575329
>>PLS STOP AT THE FINAALLS!! DONT WIN MY G1!!! STOP AT THE FINALLSSS
this part made me laugh

>>18575568
This. No faction development, no character development. Just the occassional heatless bangerinos. I'm more concerned that AEW's heatless bangerino formula is passing over to NJPW than Takeshita winnning the G1.

Fuck you to that little faggot from the last thread that was crying about OZAWA. Brush Tony Khan’s cum out from between your teeth, bitch.

>>18575625
Which match was your favorite from the entire tournament?

Kill Gedo. Behead Gedo. Roundhouse kick Gedo into the concrete. Slam dunk Gedo's head into the trashcan. Crucify Gedo. Defecate in Gedo's mouth. Launch Gedo into the sun. Stir fry Gedo into a ramen. Toss Gedo into an active volcano. Urinate into Gedo's gas tank. Judo throw Gedo into a wood chipper. Twist Gedo's head off. Report Gedo to the FBI. Karate chop Gedo in half. Curb stomp Gedo's head into the pavement. Trap Gedo in quicksand. Crush Gedo in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gedo in a vat of acid. Eat Gedo. Dissect Gedo. Exterminate Gedo in the gas chamber. Stomp Gedo's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Gedo in the oven. Lobotomize Gedo. Mandatory castration for Gedo. Grind Gedo's remains in the garbage disposal. Drown Gedo in yakiniku grease. Vaporize Gedo with a ray gun. Kick Gedo down the Korakuen stairs. Feed Gedo to alligators. Slice Gedo with a katana.

Only Tony Khan is a better booker than Gedo and you know it

>>18575645
Most of it was heatless bangerinos. Honestly Yoshi Hashi vs Shingo was good on Day 1. Uemura vs Oiwa was good too but it was a heatless. Evil vs Finlay was fine for what it was. Tsuji matches were okay, I have seen his formula too many times at this point. Most of Umino's matches were cringe. The match Narita was relatively his best one in the tourney. Takeshita vs Shingo was probably the "best" one but again, it was just another bangerino. There is no emotion, no emotional investment from the fans heading into any of these matches.

Goto brought that element into last year's G1 and he would have undoubtedly brought it this year too if he competed. Shame he didn't compete. This is also what the new gen is sorely lacking btw and this is what Gabe Kidd figured out before the rest of them. He didn't get the fans of New Japan to cheer for him just because he said "I love New Japan". He got them emotionally invested in his matches. Even against Kaito Kiyomiya, he developed a sense of rivalry against him more than anyone else which made the fans think, "Oh, I wanna see this". Compared to that, Shota tried to do the same against Takeshita but Shota vs Takeshita is not a rivalry at all. Because Shota has no personality.

Shota has a personality you just think it's "cringe" because you're allergic to sincerity.

>>18575682
Takeshita vs Shingo and Uemura vs Oiwa were probably the best ones in this year's tournament. The playoff matches were kinda bad. Zack and Takeshita don't mix up well together.

>>18575696
Zack's best NJPW matches were unironically against Sanada when he was still in LIJ. Present Zack is dimeless.

Ignoring the retard. Shota has a character problem. That's why he flopped. Kill yourself.

grim

Takeshita will be the first man to hold both AEW & IWPG titles at the same time. It will be the death of pro wrestling.

>>18575704
Zack is not world champion material. Him fucking off to AEW would actually make him good again because he would be in his rightful place again which is in the mid-card.

they need takeshita
zack and finlay are about to leave the company
thats two main eventers gone again
they need a replacement quick
motherfucka why do these people keep booing umino
i dont fuckin get it

>>18575735
Sup Gedo

>>18575625
well callum newman was acting more cocky this tourney, id say thats development

>>18575744
Couldn't care less about him.

>ZSJ vs Narita again for the world title
>KOB/Young Blood vs Taichi & Ishii for the tag titles
>Boltin vs Fale for the NEVER title
>SANADA vs ELP for the TV title
>Tsuji vs Finlay again
>Shingo vs Gabe again
>Hiromu vs Ishimori
>Despy vs YOH
>Fujita & Robbie vs SHO & DOUKI
>Tanahashi vs O-Khan
>Tanahashi vs Nagata
>Tanahashi vs Yano

...

heatless bangerinos is a catchphrase e-drones use because they hate good matches

>>18575766
Yeah you can fuss all you want about Takeshita but the REAL shit booking is in these repeat matches nobody wanted like ZSJ/Narita and Tsuji Finlay AGAIN.

how does Tsuji/Finlay do anything for either of them? Both of them need wins

was this the worst G1 and G1 winner in the tournament's history?

time to stop the generals for a few weeks

>>18575822
>worst G1
No
>worst G1 winner
No

There are clearly a lot of G1s you have not seen. Maybe worst since 2014 or something, sure.

>>18575822
no, imbecile

>>18575834
yeah that's why i'm asking. what were the worst tournies? just going by name value he seems like the worst winner but idk what the booking was for the early-mid 00s champs

>>18575848
Tenzan won it like 3-4 times in the 00s which were definitely some god awful tournaments. Nakanishi won it, Makabe a couple of times.

A lot of people don't like the early G1s because they're not round robin and are just normal tournaments but I think they're cool for what they are

From another thread but I think it sums it up nicely
>>>18575426

>>18575805
ZSJ/Narita makes sense because Narita pinned him in the tournament lil bro, that's how most post G1 defenses have been determined for years and years now

>>18575869
Nice e-drone post retard
>>18575880
>DURRRRR DURRRRRRRR *shits pants*
That's you, you fucking dumbass. No shit that's how it works, I'm saying it's retarded to let Narita be the guy who gets the G1 rematch with him you fucking massive low IQ idiot fucking shitskin

>>18575860
oh man i forgot Nakanishi won it.

>>18575888
No it's not, the match in the G1 was good and the title match will be even better. But I guess he doesn't do enough flips for you lol, I remember you saying he should go in CMLL so he could lear, more flashy submissions lmao, fucking retarded ADHD riddled cunt

>>18575869
kek this one got the tranny BOILIN

>>18575904
>I remember you saying he should go in CMLL so he could lear, more flashy submissions lmao
Yeah, you're a dumb fucking schizo e-drone alright because I HATE lucha shit with a fiery passion

You can't even get all the people who think you're a complete waste straight in your own fucked up drug-riddled head

>>18575805
Not to mention Yuya and Shota just get more flowery bullshit compliments from Tanahashi as they get absolutely nothing to do post-G1, and Oiwa doesn't even get that.

>>18575904
>I remember you saying he should go in CMLL so he could lear, more flashy submissions lmao
He should go there to learn how to fucking get the crowd to care about is temu Kanemaru routine. His submission game isn't awful but he's fucking boring

Why is there two generals?

>>18575924
>DURRRRR DURRRRRRRR *shits pants*
That's you, you fucking dumbass.

I am not even as big as a doomfag as the rest of you, but the winner of the g1 getting booed while the company's supposed biggest heel is getting cheered and chanted for is absolutely grim.

>>18576111
Yeah I find that mentality pretty pathetic among the fans
>OH YOU NO TRAIN FOR 20 YEAR IN NJPW DOJO? YOU CAN NEVER BE NJPW G1 WINNER!!!
>YOU NO HOME GROWN! YOU NO LOYAL TO SHIN NIHON!!
>*cheers for the guy who does 1,000 runs ins per match that they've been booing for the past 5 years straight*
At this point, I'm willing to say that the fans get what they deserve. And what they deserve is a down period.

>>18576126
they're loyal, what is wrong with that?

>>18576138
>being loyal to a brand.

Since ZSJ was in the G1 Climax and you get a title shot for winning it, what would he gain if he won it? Besides the cup of course.
A main event against himself? Or he picks his own opponent?

t. new at nujamal

EVERYTHING
IS
GRIM

>>18576154
>Or he picks his own opponent?
That. Last singles champion to do it was Devitt in 2013, last champions period were Bishamon in 2023

Kyle Fletcher and Takeshita will win Tag League

>>18576138
Loyal to what? Having worse matches that they themselves hate and boo?

>Lucas James Uggles Eatwell
what the fuck kind of name is that

>>18576193
At least pick something people care about. You can have that

>>18576126
>fans favor a homegrown guy who even as a heel is turning it up in the ring after all the heel antics are gone over a part timer from a promotion they already have a negative opinion on
It's not that hard to understand for anyone except New Japan's office somehow

>>18576233
They were favoring him before he started "turning it on"

and he was still hitting low blows and shit right up into the finish, that's retarded cope

>>18576241
I know he was favored beforehand, the support got louder as the match went on for a reason. Guess I worded it a bit wrong

>2024年:48,685人(2,562人)
>2025年:43,078人(2,267人)

>>18576269
What do these moonrunes convey

>>18575244 (OP)
Has Takeshita united pro-wrestling yet?

>>18576126
Imagine blaming the fans in this situation lmao

>>18576154
>what would he gain if he won it?
In kayfabe the honor of winning the G1

>>18576241
it's very simple, people would rather see a good heel than a boring shit babyface

>>18576484
But he's not a good heel, that's why I cry and shit my pants everytime he's on my screen

Official rankings just dropped

>>18576501
EVIL might be the only one in nooj right now who is at least trying to tell some kind of story. what the fuck does gedo expect? he books these guys like shit, wears them down in endless throwaway tag matches, doesn't develop their characters, doesn't book interesting feuds, doesn't even try to be entertaining, and wastes the few good talents he has left just so he can lick tony's asshole. And then they wonder why the shows aren't drawing.

>>18576548
i thought hiromu was still quite popular but your mother needs to retire, dick dogo can work better than tanahashi, it's just njpw that is trash and keep making him do stupid goon shit

>>18576548
>Togo, Taguchi and Kanemaru this low
Ewwwww.

>>18576572
>>18576585
Togo needs to leave NJPW and wrestle literally anywhere else in Japan that will give him a platform. DDT, Evolution, Dragon Gate... hell... stick him in MUTOHA or Tenryu Project and he'll have countless matches.

Babyface EVIL defeating Takeshita is the only way forward

>>18575244 (OP)
This should be renamed to the AEW Japan already lmao

>>18576548
Yota should be moved to "time to retire" after his career ruining performance.

How does the "it's okay, he'll still have the option to work NJPW dates" cope work when that person is also signed to two other rival companies?

>>18576690
Takeshita is uniting pro-wrestling

Was kinda thinking
House of Torture hasn't evolved or changed their act at all in over 5 years. Think of where Bullet Club was in 2013 compared to 2018. LIJ from 2016 to 2021.

He tried. And we failed him.

>>18575286
>>18575329
80% of the replies to these posts are samefagging
Grim.

>New Japan Cup winner: gaijin shitter anti-draw
>IWGP World Champion: gaijin shitter anti-draw that already failed the first time
>IWGP Global Champion: gaijin shitter anti-draw who's pretty much already an AEW toy
>G1 Winner: an AEW toy
Do we have a word for this ?

>>18576966
Hmmmmm.... I think there's a word that starts with a "g"...

>dude ha ha fellatio
>dude gay sex
>dude ha ha oral gay sex gay style

remember this?

>>18577409
He loves them now because they gave him money

>>18577409
c'mon dude it's called a "gimmick" he was just playing a character bro

At least Inoki-san is dead and doesn't have to see the current (grim) state of Shin Nihon.

>>18577409
Kek what a mentally ill menhera

>>18577409
Naito should work this gimmick too if he wants Khan money so much

>>18576548
Tana should be moved to gay

>>18577061
what the fuck

>>18576278
Total attendance, daily average in the parentheses

>When he first went up in AEW, he didn’t even know if he’d get a match, so all he could do was change into his gear and wait, hoping his name would appear on the card.

>But through his own hard work, he earned recognition in AEW, then in New Japan, and today—he won the G1!

>His effort was rewarded.

>I didn’t really do anything myself, but I’ll celebrate with a good cigar!

>What a night.

>#ddtpro #njpw #aew
>#KonosukeTakeshita

https://x.com/jun0917start/status/1957109275870064898

The dimeless "Reiwa Musketeers" (lmao) should learn from Takeshita and work hard instead of crying and waiting for a push

>>18576548
G1 finalist, top merch mover, people's champion EEEEEEVILLLLLLL is a rising star brother brother

>>18577641
Didn’t his G1 final drew 1500 less than ZSJ vs Tsuji?

>>18577581
Jun spewing bullshit, he was always guaranteed to get book just for knowing Kenny

>>18576572
>>18576632
Togo's attached to important njpw matches, gets HOT merch money, and doesn't have to take many bumps. I doubt he wants to work anywhere else

>>18577061
Who are these literal who's?

>>18577641
Attendance fell. EVIL lost.

Nothing on the rise here, friend.

>>18577664
No surprise Jun with a cold take. He's the participation pillar to the 4 heavenly pillars.

>>18577658
>>18577671
It's hard to draw when your opponent is a midcarder from DDT

>>18575888
You bubblin?

NJPW is beyond cucked

>>18575908
He sure is mad ITT

hopefully a tsunami takes out gedo, trannyhashi and the whole bushiroad board. tired of these niggas.

>>18577709
Many are saying this.

>>18577696
Yeah he should have faced a guy like Yota Poopy because at least he's hOmeGRown, New Japan fans don't deserve SHIT.

>>18575286
>>18575329
Kek, you made him shit and piss himself with these posts. He has been bubblin' nonstop for hours because of this.

>>18577581
This is a victory of DDT Pro over NJPW too. Oyasuminasai, Akiyama-san.

why does the aew general has so many japanese guys?

>>18577713
now that would be SUGOI

>>18575744
Callum Newman will be an AEW toy in the future. That's why no one likes him.

>>18577798
Everyone else is going to be one except HoT though

fuck gedo
i should be the booker
should be me
me me me me
i can book shin nihon to greatness

>>18577807
What would you book? How would you save the company?

>>18575682
Did you forget Taichi. You can complain about his booking but Taichi was absolutely red hot and the fans were behind him.

>>18577816
end the partnership
fire gedo
fire trannyhashi
make uemura the iwgp champion

>>18577820
taichi? hahahahahaha
he said taichi lmaooo
bro really said taichi hahahahaha
lil bro think """taichi""" is someone
top kekaroos

>>18577825
Agreed, but I'd have Trannyhashi lose in pathetic fashion to Narita on the way out. Milk his last bit of connection with the fans into a heat segment for Narita. Then he can fuck off.

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Y-Yamatte!! DONT TAKE MY IWGP!! STOP IT!! ITS MEANT FOR UEMURA-KUN NOT YOU!!! TAKESHITA-SAN YAMETTEYOO-AHHHHHN!
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>BLURRRRRRPPPPP SLURP PLAP PLAP
>My precious IWGP got taken as well...

>>18577825
and then feed uemura to kevin knight
lol

>>18577834
>fans didn't care or react to Taichi in the G1
is posting bait in retarded zoomer speak your gimmick or are you just one of the general anti schizos who make a homehere

>>18577848
Kek. This rape hasn't happened yet but it will happen soon. God, I love the NJPW AEW partnership.
>>18577856
Yes, okay buddy. Taichi will save New Japan. If he gets booked in the next tournament. Kek.

>>18577856
lets go taichiii

When will Los Tranquilos de Japon Pro-Wrestling launch?

>>18577874
Haha, I was the only one chanting that at Osaka.

>>18577848
Most of the men who held the precious butterfly IWGP are already in AEW.

why is bitchtits spamming gay rape fantasies again? what a virgin faggot. he doesn't even watch the product either

>>18577723
The guy that drew more the previous year, and does all the tours? Yeah probably

>>18575682
Shota somehow managed to get a shitty match out of Takeshita too. It's amazing how much of a shitter he is. The tough guy CMON HIT ME act doesn't suit him at all. The finish of that match was retarded too, he no-sold knees and elbows from Takeshita and just reveresed his finisher with his own. Even the fans in attendance didn't give a shit about his win.

>>18577918
>The tough guy CMON HIT ME act doesn't suit him at all
he is just copying other people like he always does

>>18577918
they really need to fix shota before the new gen can take off

>>18577848
he gets so fuckin mad whenever you post these
its hilarious coz this is exactly how he got raped by aew

>>18577848
Uh-oh. He will be dreaming about this thread tonight. Lmao!

>>18577918
Shota is still better than Uemura and Narita though

>>18577931
"Fix" him, yeah... by cutting him loose. The Reiwa Muskateers aren't working. Tsuji can be saved, maybe Narita with a gimmick change but Umino has failed every test. Maybe he could main event Dove Pro or Osaka Pro or something.

>>18577960
I laughed my ass off when Narita lost to Takeshita again. I hope they make a running gag out of this. Have Narita lose to Takeshita every year in the G1.

>>18577918
That match was good though, maybe it's cause I don't nitpick at retarded things like muh limb selling like some retards here tend to do

>>18577975
Shut up you stupid raped bitch. Just keep making the threads and shut your whore mouth. Slaves like you deserve to be brutally beaten into submission.
>>18577960
To be fair, Uemura should have advanced into the playoffs instead of Finlay.

>>18576126
>please clap for the gAyEW wrestler!

>>18577971
They use Narita for filler feuds and main events. He is going to challenge Zack for the title and then lose to pad up Zack's defenses.

>>18578004
Funny thing is, that is what they did during Moxley's reign. They were hoping a big match against Moxley will put over Narita. But every AEW fan turned on Narita back then because they were arguing that Powerhouse Hobbs was a more worthy challenger for the belt. Plus he is in the House of Torture. Narita is never getting over with their American fanbase.

>>18578031
nujapans american fanbase is the aew fanbase
that means they need to book around what aew wants if they want to earn dollars
goto revolution would have ended regardless of goto getting legit injured or goto not getting the movie roll because tony khan wanted zack vs nigel in london for the iwgp
gedo is not the problem here, aew is
its hilarious how this one closet aew tranny keeps trying to pin all the blame on gedo

I am the raped

>>18578049
Very true. Zack was supposed to walk into Forbidden Door as the champion no matter what.
>its hilarious how this one closet aew tranny keeps trying to pin all the blame on gedo
That's the OP of the thread. He is fuming today because the rape poster made fun of him. Pls understand. He also religious watches AEW every week btw. He posts live Dynamite updates in these threads every week.

>>18576690
Takeshita only does sporadic appearances in DDT now and he isn't really doing anything noteworthy in AEW. Makes balancing it pretty easy. I'm sure he'll do a couple defenses in AEW against some AEW fodder to pack in some extra defenses before he drops it.

>>18578067
if he is an aew mark then why is he seething over takeshita winning the g1

I can't freakin' wait for Takeshita to also win the C2 this year and take Okada's unified belt, it's going to be the best banger of the year and cement Takeshita as the best tournament wrestler in the world!

>>18575869
Yeah pretty much

Takeshita won? Damn I really didn't expect that

>>18578073
Because he predicted Uemura to win the G1. He himself admitted that he spent over 2 weeks fantasy booking his perfect G1 for the Chris Samsa pickems where he booked Uemura to win. I guess he really wanted that prize for the pickem contest or whatever the fuck. I don't know either, he is just mentally ill.

>>18575244 (OP)
Dean ambrose winning the belt was the mortal wound, this years G1 was just NJPW moving to hospice

>>18578091
that makes him sound legit insane
im okay with takeshita winning the g1
the japanese fans seem to like him and fujos cheer for him
tanahashi got njpw out of the dark age by pandering to the fujos
fujos are the key here
they should book a lowkey gay angle b/w takeshita and umino

>>18578041
Geeks

>If you like Uemura you're a fucking schizo actually
what the fuck are you people talking about

>>18578108
Sad but true. Uemura's fanbase is little kids and old uncles and aunties. Tsuji's fanbase is edgy Japanese men.

>>18578134
yes uemura is like that ideal japanese son who gets good grades and helps old ladies cross the road. he is like the son every japanese household wish they had.

>>18578139
Truly the "Sun" that warms the hearts of the old folks, that Uemura. What a guy.

>>18578134
Speaking of Tsuji, why can't they just get Tsuji's twin brother to wrestle in New Japan fulltime too? He is clearly is good enough shape.

>>18578162
Maybe he is already wrestling full time instead of the real Yota Tsuji. How would we know? I legit thought that it was the twin again when he made his entrance against EVIL in this G1.

>>18578175
Kek, what the fuck, so did I. Kept thinking that the real Tsuji would sneak in and win via roll-up or some shit. Then it turned out it was the real Tsuji all along.

>>18578162
Tsuji can barely wrestle. Why would you think his likely gay brother would be any better?

>>18578041
where is ishii? surely he was there to save his tag partner taichi, right?

>>18578225
Ishii? Tony toy.

>>18578233
Stop crying already. Ishii would have left for WWE if AEW didn't sign him. This way you get to borrow him with a join contract!

>>18577807
cring-
>>18577825
based, actually
you have my support

>>18578242
>Ishii would have left for WWE
kek
nice one
really though
tony even signed ishii just because meltzer and rocky pushed him into it
what a pushover

i would simply book more bangerinos

Khan-sama.

>>18578121
>you people
It's one mindbroken retard samefagging

>>18578249
Didn't Tony sign Ospreay's dimeless girlfriend and made her a main eventer when no other promotion in the world would even consider signing her? It's all 'bout them connections, baby. Naito should have kissed up to Rocky Romero more when he had the chance.

>>18578247
those are the hulkster's colors
he would be cancelled in america day 1

Which New Japan senshu do the current AEW fanbase want as their toys? I want to know in advance before I get disappoined again.

>>18578175
The fact that they didn't turn the "two tsujis" thing into a kino storyline is proof that gedo is the drizzling shits and needs to be sent packing. fuck that koala bear lookin son of a donkey.

>>18578284
ZSJ and Gabe Kidd
Probably Hiromu since he is in forbidden door

ふふふふふ
You guysh don't get it, do you?
Who ish the G1 winner? Takeashita
Who ish gonna be the nesht IWGP shamp? Takeashita
Who beat Takeashita in the G1 and ish shlowly biding hish time now? That'sh right. ME!
My crowning ish near. Me and Takeashita. Wreshtle Kingdom shemi-final (Tanahashi-shama getsh the main event to pash the torsh to me).

One way or another, I will be the shin nihon ashe. The pushing will continue until morale improvesh.

>>18578284
tony khan himself said he wants zack
their fanbase wants gabe kidd, hiromu, shingo and tsuji
some of them want shota too just because of the cute fanart of him and moxley
they dont know how dimeless shota is

>>18578314
>some of them want shota too just because of the cute fanart of him and moxley
What fanart?

>>18578311
bashed

>>18578311
Quit wasting our time and get yourself the correct gimmick already
Otherwise you will never draw a yen

>>18578328
Holy kawaii

In an ideal world Tsuji beat Naito, Yuya and Oiwa are trying to surpass Sanada and Zack respectively, and Yuto and Oskar are challenging the current tag champs Umino and Narita

>>18578311
WE STILL LOVE YOU SHIN ASHE

>he is posting his cringe fantasy booking scenarios again
kek this is all he thinks about everyday doesnt he
he wants to be the booker of the company so bad

>>18578284
The only ones NJPW is really at risk of losing right now is the gaijin like Gabe or ZSJ. Some of the LIJ talent could be at risk too depending on what Naito does.

>>18578385
He always acts like his cringe booking is the most ideal and the best booking for New Japan. He really is mentally ill. This is why I had a good laugh when everything he predicted for the G1 turned out to be wrong.

>>18578385
>fantasy booking
Sounds like nightmare booking to me, pal
No one wants to see Shota flop again

>>18578385
He had Taichi advancing into the playoffs, lmao. What was that damn prize for that Chris Samsa pickem anyways? I have never seen such a melty from a wrestling fan over his fantasy booking scenario not coming true, not even among E-drones and AEW trannies.

>>18578416
>What was that damn prize for that Chris Samsa pickem anyways?
probably some free podcast subscription shit or some free merch like t-shirts? dunno but it surely isnt anything worth becoming this mentally deranged

>>18578385
>>18578400
>>18578416
It's really obvious you're samefagging here. You're the only person that has this concrete vision of a boogeyman you made up in your head.

>>18578429
Holy cringe. So he just wanted to some nigger podcast for free because he couldn't afford to pay for their subscription fees? That's what this is all about? Jesus fucking christ. I'm so glad Takeshita won the G1.

here's my fantasy booking scenario: ALL the belts on EVIL. Then make every dojo trainee take keppan and swear a blood oath to never join AEW or WWE.

>>18578431
>everyone who can see through my meltdowns is a samefag!!
like clockwork

shota umino fucking sucks

Shotageek boiling again
He got mindbroken so hard

>>18578458
He always does this. He literally talks to himself in these threads everyday and when others start pointing it out, he accuses them of samefagging instead. That's how he plays his game.

the PLAP PLAP PLAP poster hurt him worse than anyone ever did

>>18578472
Severe projection. You're talking to yourself right now. You're also the guy that made the "plap plap plap" posts and then replied to yourself. It's so obvious lol

>>18578041
these retards ain't winning the world tag league

>>18578479
See? As if on cue.
"The PLAP PLAP PLAP poster" is you. You're not fooling anyone.

>>18578487
>Everyone I don't like is the same person
The more you post this, the more you let everyone know how gotten to you are. Now shut the fuck up. We don't want off-topic posts in this general. You wanna talk about you schizos, go to the AEW general. You stupid bitch.

Tsujischizo is stiil in those threads huh?

>>18578507
>Everyone I don't like is the same person
That's what you do when you're samefagging, though. You think everyone that supports Uemura is a samefag and meanwhile you're the one that is embarrassingly samefagging as you did here: >>18578385 >>18578400 >>18578416 >>18578458 >>18578472

I haven't watched New Japan for a while. When the fuck did they sign Jake Lee? And does he suck as bad as I heard?

>Zack will cut his dick off next year and go to AEW
>Takeshita will win the HebbyQ and then successfully defend against one of the young boys imag WK
>Takeshita will then disappear for 6+ months, defending on throwaway Dynamite "Special" episodes until dropping it at Dominion (will not defend after NJPW due to "scheduling" issues with Tony, people will downplay this as if it's not a problem)
>The cycle will repeat again with another NJPW talent and another AEW guy next year


How is it going to look for NJPW when their new established title with a new lineage has 7/11 of the champions in its history signed to a competing company they are "partnered" with in just 5 years of the belt's existence? It would literally just be SANADA, Shingo, Goto, and Naito (retired) who have held the belt and aren't AEW signed talent.

>>18578523
only one of those posts belong to me
beggin ya to take your meds
take your anti-schizo pills

>>18578523
I posted above that Uemura is the ideal Japanese son. I praised him.

He is really boiling LMAO

>>18578532
If Takeshita wins the belt and then defends it at WK, NJPW is even more cucked than I thought

>>18578544
youre me though
everyone in this thread is me
the plap poster is also me
im you

>>18578108
>the japanese fans seem to like him and fujos cheer for him
EVIL was cheered over him and you could hear a pin drop when he was celebrating his G1 win

https://x.com/njpw1972/status/1957010636606726445

Check out the replies and quote tweets

>>18578563
Wait, what? I have multiple personality disorder? What the fuck. Anyways, Uemura is cool. But Takeshita won the G1 this time. Why is that?

I support the Uemuraposters, even though I was rooting for Tsuji or Shingo. Uemura would have been a good choice too, unlike Kocksuker Take-A-Shit-AHHHHHH

>>18578572
all those replies and tweets? made by the plap poster. and the plap poster? its me
its all me
im everywhere and i hate takeshita

>>18578576
Shingo would have sucked dick as a winner
Tsuji would have been a based choice
t. uemuraposter

>>18578041
the gaijin is a dweeb
the white haired guy looks dimes

>>18578575
>Why is that?
Tony Khan demanded it

Yuto Ice looks like he just got back from Flavortown

It's okay. Even the Sun grows bigger. Uemura will swell up and become a red giant.

In order of who should have won
1) Yuya
2) Tsuji
3) Shota (Pink Android Gimmick)
4) David Finlay
5) Oiwa
6) Boltin
(...)
11) Shota (Current yenless gimmick)
(...)
19) Takeshita
20) EVIL
21) ELP

>>18578616
Let me fix my own post. Forgot something:

18) Takeshita
19) EVIL
20) Gabe Kidd
21) ELP

I talked to Yuya over the phone. We are old high school buddies. He said he was not ready to win the G1 yet.

GO GO TAKESHITA

>>18578041
-> Ice Type
-> Water Type

>>18578594
Shingo is a proven and reliable worker. His previous title reigns were fine, he has proven that he can handle the top spot and very few people in NJPW right now can say that. Bottom line, he isn't a megastar but he is solid, reliable, and loyal. He would have been a much better choice than an outsider.

>>18578643
yes, you filthy indian. go! go! take a shit in the toilet like a civilized person for once in your life you filthy jeet.

>>18578658
>He would have been a much better choice than an outsider.
That's true, but look at the IWGP past reigns right now. It's all Shingo-tier shit for the past two years. How is he any different from Zack or Goto?
It's time for the kids to get a shot at the big boys table.

PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18578664
what kind of projection is this lmao

>>18578664
ya bubblin
i will shit all over the lion mark hahahahaha

>>18578667
If they had given it to someone loyal, and not an AEW guy, then I would agree. Like I said, I would have booked Tsuji to win but Shingo mogs Takeshita. Takeshita has even less charisma than Shota.

Shingo? That old man who got choked out like a bitch by the ALPHA? Yep.

>>18578679
too late, pajeet. a paki already beat you to the draw on that.

The Alpha? That shitter who got beat by the Roughneck? Yep.

The Roughneck? That shitter who got roughed up by the Drilla? Yep.

The Alpha? Ok I got an idea, let's book him in a handicap match against 15 WOLVES and we'll see how alpha he is.

>>18578693
>>18578706
>>18578723
Yes, we all know that wrestlers beat other wrestlers in the G1Climax tournament.

>>18578616
>>18578630
I would place EVIL above Takeshita. I hate EVIL but... isn't that the point? That makes him a pretty good heel, while Taleshita is a pretty poor face. Gotta recognize effective character work.

Oh, and fuck Newman. Little flippy bitch.

WWE is sending NXT shitters to win TNA championships and main roster shitters to win AAA championships. AEW needs to do the same with NJPW and CMLL. This is a war.

>>18578744
So my precious Shin Nihon is just a chess piece in this little game? Fuck that. I will save the company. My work starts by samefagging in these threads.

Takeshita? That guy who took it up the ass from tonykan with no lube? that guy who went to jail in Nara for fingerbanging a deer?

>>18578726
Is an humble wolf the equivalent of 15 wolves?

>>18578744
WWE didn't send any shitters to NOAH for their N1GGA tournament, so maybe TK should focus on keeping his floundering North American operation afloat on Daddy's money instead of fucking around in Japan.

>poo poo kaka takeshita rape and lube up ass penetration aaahhh i hate him so much waaaahhhhh!!!111
yes yes we know
this is a disaster for njpw

>>18578786
Huh? Didn't WWE send NXT shitters to NOAH for the N1? That tall guy who teams up with Inamura? Sorry I don't watch NXT but I know you do so you would know who I'm talking about.

>>18578788
Uemura didn't even make the playoffs btw HAHAHAHHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

>>18578807
S-SHUT UP!
THAT WAS LAST YEAR
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I HATE TAKESHITA SO FUCKING MUCH
I WILL PUT A BABY IN YUKA SAKAZAKI

>>18578817
Calm down. It's just pro wrestling. Why are you taking this so seriously? Is Takeshita really that bad? Doesn't he have a contract with NJPW? What does it matter if he is earning money elsewhere too?

>>18578807
Last year they sent some but NOAH just announced this year's lineup and it's 100% NOAH talent-only. Don't watch NOAH though, you'd just attract more western smarks.

>>18578835
FUCK FCK YOU FUCKYOU
HE IS A TONY TOY!!
TONY TOYYYY!!
HE IS NOT LOYAL TO SHIN NIHON

>>18578851
Calm down. Are you having a panic attack? Look, this is pro wrestling. Why would you want a contracted pro wrestler give up a lucrative contract and make less money? They do this for a living, brother. Why would you want wrestlers earning less money? Also, what do you mean, "loyal"? They sign contracts for money. It's not marriage. Even Hogan wasn't loyal to Vince.

>>18578881
AHHHHH STOP SAMEFAGGING YOU FUCKIN BITCH
I KNOW YOU ARE THE PLAP POSTER
ITS ALL YOU
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCKKK
WHY
WHY DID TAKESHITA WIN THE FUCKING G1
I CAN SAVE NJPW

Dame da...He is too far gone.

>>18578838
I'm a proud Joshipedo who always watches New Japan.

Can someone else make a new thread? This guy is mentally ill.

Do you think every now and then he cracks a smile when he checks into news of this trainwreck he tried to prevent?

>>18578958
dont bother
if someone else makes a new thread then he will get it nuked by spamming cp in that thread
he has done this before
bans dont affect him coz he just comes back
that is why we let him make the threads

>>18578974
What kind of a mouthbreathing faggot is this guy? He will spam CP just because someone made the thread? Really?

gaped klitt

>>18578986
yes
guessing you werent there when the marigold threads started
he took over the generals by making his competing threads and spamming CP in the original general
eventually marigold posters gave up because they just wanted a general

>>18578958
Done >>18579016