Thread 18575955

Why is AEW the only company with storytelling?

>>18575955 (OP)
hhh can't book and finally ran out of ideas vince came up with by late last year

>>18575955 (OP)
>storytelling
You mean lazily running back the same match and doing the same poster again?

>>18575955 (OP)
What's so Forbidden Door about this feud????

>>18575955 (OP)
>The main character primed since 2019
>The main antagonist primed since 2019
Wasn't Hangman just a heel a few months ago back at Revolution? Wasn't MJF trying to be buttbuddies with the Hurt Syndicate like yesterday? AEWtists try way too hard to string together headcanon that doesn't actually exist

>forbidden door
>AEW guy vs AEW guy

>>18575955 (OP)
le visual plea

>>18575955 (OP)
I really hope MJF goes over, G*d bless him.

>>18575955 (OP)
>Hangman is the main character

No he’s not- Darby is, manbaby self inserters on the internet forced hangman into the starring role and tanked the show and interest and ratings plummeted- it’s like what peridot did to Steven Universe

>>18575981
Yeah, discord trannies do Tony's booking for him and act like it was the plan all along.

>>18575981
Hangman did nothing wrong.

>>18575955 (OP)
Hangtranny is their main character? Fucking. G. R. I. M.

this one really got the E-pigs seethin' kek

>>18575981
they wasted hangman for years and randomly made him heel, now aew fans are pretending he had some amazing story

>>18575955 (OP)
>the big "All In reset"
>they didn't even reset the posters
KWAB

>>18575955 (OP)
this is big tunes billy here. give us mark briscoe before you ruin him with faggotry. if not, we will just take him later when the 25-year plan comes to fruition and aew becomes a shindie working bars and gymnasiums and mexican restaurants.

>>18576040
I have watched every AEW show since the beginning, and this is just a straight-up lie.

>>18576053
>oink oink oink OINK OINK OINK OINK
thanks for your contribution to the thread

>>18576055
That's gotta be a rough existence

>>18576040
>can't understand a redemption arc
because edrones are dumb as pigshit and beyond redemption

>>18576073
No, it's been pretty great. I tried to get back into wrestling in 2018, so I watched the Royal Rumble, and it was absolute trash, so I stopped watching wrestling again. Then AEW came along, and gave me some actual pro wrestling to watch, and it's been great ever since.

>>18575955 (OP)
WWE’s idea of story telling is corny backstage skits with melodramatic acting revolving around childish plots and outcomes

What story is that? I come here literally every day and I've never seen people discuss AEW storylines. Any AEW thread is just laughing at their ratings or a gamethread when a show is on

>>18576076
everyone is saying this

>>18576055
>I have watched every AEW show since the beginning, and this is just a straight-up lie.
Maybe watch something more intellectually stimulating and you might end up less retarded

>>18576089
that's because E-shills drown out any discussion of professional ratings with threads about ratings and forced memes that no one uses outside their discord circlejerk

>>18576040
he turned heel because after Swerve did a home invasion Swerve became a face and won the belt, so Hanger lost his damn mind and burned down Swerve’s house and tried to lynch him. But it was all in retaliation. Hence, Hangman did nothing wrong

>>18576062
pigs are smelly, for sure. but a mutilated troon crotch? that is far worse. the smell of such is enough to make a maggot gag, pass out, and then move to another state when he wakes up.

>>18576096
>Maybe watch something more intellectually stimulating
I read far, far more books than you.
>and you might end up less retarded
No matter what you do, you'll never raise your IQ into the triple digits.

>face tricks heel into signing a title match contract
>face is the champ
I'm sorry, but this is trash.

>>18576110
>pigs are smelly, for sure. but a mutilated troon crotch? that is far worse. the smell of such is enough to make a maggot gag, pass out, and then move to another state when he wakes up.

>>18575955 (OP)
what's the actual story?

>>18576117
>the concept of a smart hero is foreign to babby e-drones
Dire

>>18576135
There isn't one

>>18576116
>I read far, far more books than you.
catching up lucha blog and mongo ebooks tweets during the boring as fuck matches doesn't count as reading

>>18576117
>heel goaded into using his trump card by baiting his ego
what part of this is hard for you to understand?

>>18576124
yeah that was disgusting too, hence why I'm not watching AAA or WWE either.

>>18576147
Sounds like projection, like you live a sad, terminally-online existence. Instead of attacking me, maybe you should go work on that.

>>18576157
Well, I'll give you points for consistency. The reality is that all wrestling companies are pozzed, all modern media is gay, and it's just what flavor of poison you choose.

dave was right, none of the fat lil piggiEs watched AAA like they were told to. all they think about 24/7 is AEW.

>>18575955 (OP)
I don't know any of those people.

>>18575955 (OP)
the bad storytelling is one of the worst things about AEW. It's the most basic tard-level storytelling imaginable. they just recycle the same old shit with different people.

this feud sucks. i need death jitsu.

>>18576158
Maybe you should go work oh wait you are crippled and can't go anywhere kek

>>18576151
they're told to think the literal jangling keys-tier trick of a guy faking an injury unnecessarily just to surprise them was masterful storytelling,what can you expect

>>18576177
not enough friendship bracelets for ya?

>>18576185
>you are crippled
Oh you're that schizo faggot. Nevermind, I'm done replying to you. Enjoy your melty.

>>18575981
Its called character evolution, rEtard

>>18576191
sad but true

>>18576206
Nice, E Gods win again.

>>18576135
>Day 1 guys, who have been fighting from day 1, are now facing each other in the main event for the world title. Hangman, the newly crowned champ, vs MJF who is using his cash in to try to regain the belt he lost over a year ago

>>18576210
Hangman's had his ups and downs, but his character has remained amazingly consistent throughout AEW's entire run.

>>18576196
not enough creativity for me.
>OH THIS GUY BEAT ME AND I WANT A REMATCH TO GET HIM BACK
>OH THIS GUY INSULTED ME SO NOW WE HAVE A WEAK DEATHMATCH WITH FAKE BARBED WIRE AND SPARKLERS
>I respect you but I'm coming after that belt
it's like the kind of shit you would see in a 7-year old child's figfed.

>>18576135
Hangman is AEW's God, and MJF is going to crucify him (MJF's exact wording).

>>18576230
back to scjerk with ya, trannE

>>18576230
>it's like the kind of shit you would see in a 7-year old child's figfed.
No, that would be something like having a feud over a friendship bracelet. But who would be retarded and gay enough to watch that?

>>18576240
I wouldn't know, I hate all corposlop.

>>18576282
>I don't watch wrestling, but here's my opinion anyway
k

>>18576290
>it's all corposlop
So you admit you like slop? Sounds like you just admitted to being a PIGGY.

>>18576293
sounds like you need to shoot be confined to a mental institution

>>18576297
you literally admitted that you like slop. OINK OINK LITTLE PIGGY! FARMER TONY IS COMING WITH A NICE FRESH BUCKET HAHAHAHA SOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!

>>18576137
>>18576151
If the title isn't a burden and is in fact a good thing to have why does the heel need to be tricked into accepting a title shot?

>>18576312
not beating those mental instability allegations anytime soon

>>18575955 (OP)
>no new stars
>just the same old 500k viewer men who cant even fill a mexican restaurant
dire

>>18576318
Because he had secured a title shot contract to be executed whenever he wanted, but he wanted a title shot without it, so that he could keep it in his back pocket as an insurance policy.

>>18576319
Who says I'm trying to deny it? I admit I'm crazy just like you admitted to being a PIGGY. You have admitted that you love to slurp slop and wallow in the mud and go oink oink oink with your little corkscrew piggy dick which you will chop off very soon, to be replaced with an artificial porkgina which will be offered to Tony Khan for free.

>>18576330
Oh, so they ripped off WWE's money in the bank which is some gameshow bullshit to begin with and then made the heel look retarded. So we have a homosexual vs a retard, what compelling storytelling.

>>18576344
>>18576358
seek professional mental health counseling

>>18576365
I ALREADY TRIED OK? THEY GAVE UP ON ME SO I CAME HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>18576373
Many such retards.

>>18576358
no. not at all. when has the money in the back contract ever been used to set up a scheduled match? the money in the bank shot is always a run in

SLUUUUUUURP THE SLOP AEWARTHOGS! AHAHAHAHHAHA YOU PORKY RETARDED FAGGOTS UNLEASHED THE TROON PLAGUE AND YOU MUST PAAAAAAAAY! REMOVE KEBAB!

>>18576358
didnt christian just have money in the bank? lmao this booking sucks

one mention of the friendship bracelet and bt's entire thread got derailed. sad!

>>18576624
Yes, it's a yearly thing, and he held on to his for almost a full year, you fat fucking retard.

>>18575955 (OP)
Is AEW the only company where the storylines have to be written in the heads of their fans rather than in the show?

>>18576634
Many such cases.

>>18576643
It's very sad that you're too stupid to follow a pro wrestling storyline.

>>18575955 (OP)
Storytelling is quite difficult so not many companies manage to tell stories

>>18575955 (OP)
both got beaten by CM Punk by the way

>>18576640
Yet once a month someone new has a guaranteed title shot

>>18576391
RVD vs Cena you uneducated fucking mark. Pick up a book.

>>18575981
its a new era

>>18576692
But that's wrong, you fucking retard. I just explained it to you, and you still don't get it. E-drones really are subhuman, and need to be removed from the general population for the good of society.

>>18576640
We don't sign our posts here.

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>>18576225
not really he was forced to turn heel in 2023 because his character was so boring that the crowd turned on him and started to cheer for Swerve who was the heel at the time. Y'all seem to like to ignore this and pretend it was a 5 year saga that was planned every step of the way.

>>18576733
cope

>>18576135
Hangman is gay, MJF is a kike.

>>18576712
>tony stopped doing this a few months ago so all the times you can bring up of him doing it in the past don't count and are considered wrong now
this is literally how AEW cultists think

>>18576712
Problem is I don't trust that you are telling me the truth. AEW fans love lying and covering shit up so why would I believe you?

>>18576744
Thanks for admitting I'm right

>>18576747
>titles should only be defended once per year
what sissE hypno does to a mf

>>18576760
tony used to have random world title matches on his show with fags like Jelly Nutella and Orange Cassidy and it was retarded and you know it and deflecting to WWE doesn't change that fact and just because he hasn't done it in a few months doesn't either

welp trev lost the thread. He will probably post 3 new Bloke Manroe threads out of anger

>>18575955 (OP)
This was either tweeted by trevor or braindamaged wasn’t it?

>>18576779
>b-b-b-but joey janella
that's it? that's all you've got?

>>18576803
the point was that Tony does random world title matches with shitters who didn't earn them in any way and you said that was wrong so I brought up an example. What else needs to be said? Do you need a collage of every single time he has done it?

>>18576040
Guess this guy needed a bracelet in order understand a story

>>18576849
maybe not the attempted own you should be using

>>18576779
Janella never challenged for the world title
Not getting Orange Cassidy at this point just means you're a foreigner larping as a US boomer or retarded

>>18576865
>imagining the one fat smelly virgin males putting those in his moms basement to hand them to gayman and doesn't even get tagged
sad.

>>18576823
you said he just stopped doing this "a few months" ago. tell me when was the last time janella wrestled in AEW?

>>18576874
his name is KWABOTY Jelly Nutella, get it right son.

>>18575955 (OP)
Forbidden Door: Kikeistan vs Kekistan

>>18576210
It's called dropped storylines that AEW is just going to blatantly ignore while their fans give them a complete pass to do so, Elitard

>>18575955 (OP)
aew is fucking pathetic

>>18576908
They would have a melty if WWE did the same shit

>>18575955 (OP)
>this poster is just like a previous poster
>but in reverse!
>[basedface]
References aren't storytelling. This is the kind of bullshit AEW has instead of storytelling. And Tony wonders why AEW has so much trouble keeping people engaged kek

>>18576221
>Day 1 guys, who have been fighting from day 1
>fighting from day 1
Hangtranny and MJF have barely interacted in the 6 year history of AEW. Don't try to pretend like they've been day one rivals or have some kind of long and storied history. They did basically fucking nothing together for years and then one day Tony decided to put them in a hastily thrown together feud.

>>18576981
They were also complete jobbers at the start of the year but now we are supposed to take them seriously for some reason

>>18576998
do you not know what "jobber" means?

>>18576908
they do that a lot, don't they? just drop storylines with no resolution and nobody cares.

>>18575955 (OP)
They don't have 50 years of rape allegations to deny like WWE does

>>18577076
didnt Jericho rape kylie rae on the first day of it's existence lmao

>>18577076
WWE is the biggest and most successful wrestling promotion in the world. So are you saying there's a correlation between rape allegations and unbridled success? Damn, in that case AEW needs to get a lot more rapey.

>>18576874
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7y8xu0

>>18577069
They sure do

>>18575955 (OP)
"Main Character" 5'8 butterfly jeans cowboy and "Main Antagonist" 5'4 jew.
Lmao.

>>18577076
>They don't have 50 years of
They don't have 50 years of anything dipshit

>>18577076
that was just good long-term storytelling, something that AEW fans wouldn't understand.

>>18576038
kek

>>18577125
this was an eliminator match, the title was not on the line, it was a match with the stip that Janel could get a future title match if he won, and he jobs in 6 minutes. Bye bitch

>>18575996
>it’s like what peridot did to Steven Universe
Thanks for outing yourself as a tranny faggot lmao

>>18576170
CZW is not pozzed at all, but nobody knows that because nobody is watching it anymore.

>>18576908
Oh like Cena turning face without any explanation

>>18577076
hey let's be fair it's not just rape it's also the rampant pedophilia in the 80s and 90s

>>18575955 (OP)
I always wonder why you always cut the author of those homosexual xweets, and yeah, no wonder

>>18576055
>I have watched every AEW show since the beginning
my condolences

>>18576865
kek at least Punk is legit friends with that fan since Bad Blood

this Hangman bitch collecting gay bracelets from literal whos he will never se again in his life

>>18575955 (OP)
You were missing out on JCW.

>>18576085
I'm just like you for real.

>>18575955 (OP)
Storytelling is when you book the same match again

>>18575984
Whenever they've tried to stick to proper cross-promotional shit for Forbidden Door in the past, it's cratered their already flagging ratings. Tony can't afford to lose another 200k.

>storytelling
>OH MY SCIENCE THEY CHANGED THE FACES ROUND ON THE POSTER!!

Have they really tried getting Hangman over for 6 years? That's longer than it took Roman.

>>18576085
>>18577843
Grim

>>18575955 (OP)
>I'm 13 and this is deep.
Why are AEW marks all like this? It's just a fucking poster.

>>18577953
They could try for 20 years and hangtranny is never going to be over

Trev meltdown

>>18576062
>started seething because of AAA
Ebin

>>18576108
>50 times

>>18577545
It's Will Washington's faggy Twitter friends that he leaks the info to, they'll do some years old callback and 25 seconds later DrainDamager will have 3 paragraphs about how it all ties together

>>18576124
Man you're really seething about WWE buying up AAA while Tony is stuck with the dinosaurs in CMLL

>>18576174
>ten thousand times

>>18578003
they will often open up mspaint and change a few pixels then reuse the same image dozens of times, this one image is at least in the 100s

>>18576196
>>18576240
>>18576634
>>18576849
>14 times
You trannies really need to get over CP Munk, you're like a jilted ex

>>18578011
>E-shills malding
yo trannE you can add another one to your list LMAO

>>18576236
>300 times

>>18576365
>5 times

>>18576712
You really did spend your saturday seething over WWE buying up the good mexican promotion

>>18576760
>6 times

>>18578070
They didn't buy cmll though