Thread 18581242

ITT: only the most based and schizo match stipulations

>>18581242 (OP)
just go take look any of of FMW's (specifically Onita's) matches and you'll read the most diabolical shit ever

>>18581260
h...how does this one work?

Reverse Battle Royal.

>>18581242 (OP)
how is it falls count everywhere and I quit?

>>18581344
I can't believe Dusty actually tried that again in FCW.

>>18581242 (OP)
How about the time Kelly Kelly successfully defended the World Heavyweight Championship

>>18581285
https://youtu.be/ShgRtPNfAQA?si=Yn9p69K16gmtQbDW&t=45

>>18581242 (OP)
Jim Duggan and Ted DiBiase once had what I believe to be a Coalminer’s Glove on a Pole Loser Leaves Town Tuxedo Match Cage Match but I can’t find it on there

>>18581242 (OP)
kino

>>18581242 (OP)
kek

>>18581242 (OP)
the classic

>>18581357
you can get submitted anywhere, not just inside of the ring

>>18581405
fucking kek, got me good

>>18583090
but it's not a submission match, it's an I quit match. mankind got I quit outside the ring

>>18583126
"I quit" usually happens with a submission though
Why would you scream "I quit" if you're just getting pinned?

>>18583131
I quit matches end when you quit. why would falls matter and why would you need to make someone quit in the ring? mankind quit on like the ramp because the rock kept hitting him in the head with a chair

submission matches should always be I quit matches.

>>18581382
K2 is the most over woman WWE will ever have

>>18583217
>how to devalue submission holds and i quit matches in one swoop

>>18581452
>Coalminer’s Glove on a Pole Loser Leaves Town Tuxedo Match Cage Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGo2GhDeO30

didn't wcw have a san francisco 49ers on a pole match at one point?

Obligatory "Judy Bagwell on a Pole"

>>18583372
didn't they put her on a forklift too

reverse battle royal

>>18583372
>>18583386
This was kino despite what smarks will tell you

Drunken deathmatch
>Necro Butcher v some guy
>3 minute rounds
>shoot tequila shots between rounds
It's on youtube but some faggot is talking over the DVD rip

>>18581260
>no contest
fucking carnies

>>18585026
why is it a suck my cock match

>>18585042
Joey Ryan booked it.

>>18583299
shit was based too

>>18583299
It's weird to see these guys as serious wrestlers before Vince's WWF circus ruined them

Big Japan has a few whoppers...

I can't remember if the word meant something different in german but it's still funny

>>18581242 (OP)
I could've sworn this had a significantly longer title so I'm going to post the rules too.
>Rural Revitalization in Hamamatsu Match
>Round 1: ten minute most covers match (every pinfall attempt results in one point)
>Round 2: five minute eel eating contest
>Round 3: strap match (competitors joined with a strap, and must touch all four corners consecutively)

>>18585402
The Loserweight title is given to the worst wrestler in the company— if the champion beats someone then they actually lose the title and the guy they beat becomes the champion

>>18585432
What's this about reading Eel?

>>18585479
Eating

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