Thread 18582155

NATURE BIRB EDITION!!!

You're sitting outside, reading a book, enjoying the peace and quiet of a beautiful sunny day. All of a sudden you get the feeling that you are being watched. You look up to see someone peeking out from behind a tree! You've encountered a wild Lyra! She's curious about the novel you're reading but is too shy to approach. What will you do?

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18491078

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

top of the morning to ya aoife enjoyers

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

>>18582204
CUTE

>thread made a couple minutes ago
>the Iyo falseflagger is already in here
Must suck being him and constantly monitoring the board and thread he hates.

Ello may I have a birb vs Dakota moving graphic thanks

>>18582204
cute bird

>4 posts back to back
>little over a minute apart
Yeah this thread is totally one dude talking to himself like a schizo

Holy fk the constant sliding is getting so annoying

>>18582163
Sexy ass birb girl

>>18582204
someone needs to tweet this at her if they haven't already

>>18582209
thanks for the reminder
>>18582935
you are the one doing the sliding

>>18582155 (OP)
Same energy.

>>18582221
I can't find it rn but if I do I'll post it

Do you think she'll mess with the Becky match tonight?

>>18584726
That's how girls look at me when I decide to finally talk to them but I get too excited and I talk too much about stuff they aren't interested in but they're too nice to say it.

>>18584746
Kek

no slidey

>>18586245
She’s so pretty.

>>18586245
What a beloved player!

Why is the board moving so fast again?

>>18582155 (OP)
She's so ugly, and needs to drop the bird gimmick considering she never explains it or uses it in her character work.

>>18583884
Liv is the only one who looks like a woman next to these wide shouldered fridge bodies.

>>18586936
Why?

>>18582155 (OP)
>>18582163
cute

>>18587215
Thanks.

>>18587215
saved

>>18586946
Why doesn't she explain her character? Maybe because she sucks?

>>18587468
Iyo sucks EVIL

>>18587468
You intentionally use a loosely defined term such as "character" to try and find something to hate her for. No one watches wrestlers for their deep characters, and none of the women on the roster have actual roleplay character lore written out that they hold themselves to at all times. I don't see you in any of the Vaquer related discussion asking about her character (which is hot af btw) or any of the other women for that matter.

>>18587546
She's never explained the horns! She sucks!

>last post 38 minutes ago
>page 9

>>18587210
I love this edit

pits

Absolutely fuck the slider. He needs to get rangebanned.

>>18589816
Who should abuse Lyra next? I'd like to see her in the ring with Nattie. The indie version of Nattie.

>>18590036
I love myself a Shy girl x social bimbo mix. Either Nattie or Tiffy

>no birb this week
:(

>>18591596
I think the guy who posted about meeting her is an Irish guy so she might be back home right now.

>>18591746
She might actually show up on that Smackdown show over there then

>>18592442
I wonder if they'll move her to SmackDown since they seem to be shifting things now. That show desperately needs some more women.

>>18592769
Yeah that scene over there is not great, especially with Alexa and Charlotte in tag jail. I wouldn't mind some Tiffy vs. Lyra or Lyra vs. Giulia.

>>18593046
I think Lyra and Giulia could be sweet.

>>18587979
TripleMania's got everybody talking

Birb flying to page 1!

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried and has no title

>>18594192
daily reminder you are gay

>>18594309
kek

Schlomo never recovered from this

>>18593119
Absolutely. I have no evidence or anything to back up my claim, but I think they'd have good synergy.

>>18595438
Lyra is an honorary joshi with the endorsement of Asuka.

I love her

>>18586936
I think it’s a reference to the Morrigan, from Irish mythology, a warrior goddess who usually shapeshifts into a raven. They really never even hint at this but current creative has little time for supernatural gimmicks.

As a complete aside, the more you read about mythology of the British Isles, the more you understand how much GRRM has cribbed off of it for his Song of Ice and Fire Series.

Listening to the Pogues with Lyra

>>18595752
Cute

>>18584746
Accurate.

>>18597635
Thought that was Stephanie.

>>18594192
She's a nerdy theater kid with zero charisma

>>18595458
Asuka the GOAT.

>>18595797
>They really never even hint at this
You're right. They beat it over your head every few weeks kek. It's stupid and has nothing to do with wrestling

>>18598268
kek this one always makes me chuckle. what a goofy player!

>>18598288
You're mad at her for coming out with a cool outfit?

>>18598268
Love how she bites her lip

>>18598268
did she get lost

Brave birb

>>18599433
Based thread saver, cheers!

>>18595752
She looks so genuinely happy here :3

>>18600585
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE

>>18600653
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FReeeeEEEEEEEE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAVE

>>18591596
Next week then

>>18587215
Looked like those AI videos where they start kissing.

>>18601659
I kinda see it

Aoife.

>>18602158
How do you pronounce that?

>>18602172
Ee-fuh

He's still at it, huh

If Lyra agrees and decides to let Saraya become her manager for a heel run by 2026, that'll be her best chance from here to get over again.

I can only give you ideas birdbrains

>>18603787
rare birb???

>>18582155 (OP)
The Irish goddess of sex

>>18604148
Many are saying this.

Becky Gilmore is at Cody's podcast
https://x.com/WWE/status/1958176109909946396

Birb.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has NO TITLE and you're a weirdo who talks to himself

>>18606012
Many are actually saying this. We will see her in Evolve soon just before she's released.

>>18604459
Oh nice, maybe I'll listen to this one.

>>18605949
Lyras face when she sees EVIL and Iyo having sex

>>18587215
They need to make more of these.

Lyra is one of my favorite joshi wrestlers

>>18608170
Honorary one as Asuka says.

>>18608174
Indeed, I forgot to add that.

>>18607641
This was such a good match.

>>18609984
It really was. I can't wait to see her next feud

TYRA FOREVER!!!

>>18610423
Built for Tatum

>>18611254
Love both these girls so much

I'm starting to think she would do better in AEW

this thread still up

>>18582204
has she taken a clean pin yet

I love this look Lyra gives so much

>>18611684
kek I like the little shit talk at the beginning

Lyra.

>>18609963
*sniff*

Does she take steroids?

>>18613365
Natural baby.

>>18613365
Kek, what strong player!

>>18613615
Out beefy Birb

I hope Lyra is on the show on Friday. And I do think it would be cool if they moved her to that show. Her and Giulia would slap.

>>18614885
If she was back home as that one anon said a few days ago I'd be pretty surprised if she wasn't on the show, really hoping for it. I bet it'd be such a cute moment doing a show on home turf

>>18615451
I hope it's not just for a dark match or something.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18615811
Based Rock

>>18582155 (OP)
This birb bitch needs to be slimed with tar and feathers.

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff

>>18616900
Rocky got her with pee

>>18617456
I like how it has Dwayne's goosebumps

>>18617456
The most electrifying piss

Dublinbros, I'm thinking Lyra will be on SmackDown

>>18617456
Pee pee birb

>>18618223
Didn’t Lyra get her hands free and make a complete fool of herself pretending she didn’t? LMFAO

>>18618223
Based, I may actually have to watch Smackdown for the first time in a long time

Birb.

Tatum and Lyra holding hands. <3

>>18620426
<3

No sliding The Birb

>>18621338
Thanks for the bump! <3

>>18621675
I wish Lyra would jump into my arms, and I wish I was strong enough that I wouldn't get knocked down.

>>18621997
:(

THIS MATCH IS HAPPENING

IYO AND LYRA ON THE SAME SIDE, WITH STEPHANIE TO BOOT

I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUM

>>18622609
Based, but sadly a dark match :(

>>18622741
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I will be looking out for footage tonight at least.

>>18622747
Im sure there's going to be some :)
Her showing up on the main show for a quick pop could still happen tho

>>18620426
>>18620435
They need to have sex.

>>18622954
Siento que no deberia weviarlos por eso

>>18622965
huh wat u mean/ah q weá estás hablando

>>18620426
>>18620435
>>18622954
BUILT
FOR
TATUM

>>18623810
Very underrated seller.

I think I'll watch Smackdown on a replay, I fucking hate these early start times

Over 9,000 white hot Lyramaniacs are here to see our birb in her dark match, teaming with her former nemesis Iyo

>>18623323
Many are saying this!

>>18624053
Based Birb drawing a sell out crowd

>>18622609
So is Becky wrestling twice?

>>18624457
That happens sometimes. I went to a SmackDown show and Berto wrestled a Speed match at the start of the show and then had a tag match on the actual SmackDown portion.

>>18624539
Maybe she'll interfere in the main event and it leads into chaos to set up the match after the show

>>18625914
Kek based crowd doing the Lyra and Iyo emote

I was there. Dublin was happy to see the brib and Iyo.

>>18626039
Did you take any pics?

>>18625914
Two perfect girls getting along. You love to see it.

WOO!

>>18626375
Idc what anyone says, this is gonna be the next OP image just to piss Iyoschizo (singular) off.

She’s over bros.
https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/1959051043095896395

>>18626737
Loud we want Lyra chants during Becky's promo as well

>>18626737
This is actually pretty loud, some other poster would have me believe she got mild reactions

>https://x.com/knwrestling/status/1959011601862074457?t=K0pdNssTbTwB3_6kMIQtXg&s
>all that piped in crowd noise

Lyra luvs you

>>18627285
POP

>>18627311
CUTE

>>18627288
I need to find more media, hoping wwe uploads some of her as well

>>18627288
Adorable

good day for the birbverse :)

>>18628613
Very good. Cute tag team. Huge pops.

Triple H did this on purpose. He reads this board and thought it'd be funny KEK

Our honorary joshi.. quickly growing up

>>18628681
Imagine if we saw them again as tag partners

If I bump will you make a Skyra OP?

So uhhh.... about that heel turn?

>>18630972
I think something major would have to happen for it to not be Skyra at this point.

>>18626350
ceasefire!

>>18631774
It was always a one sided beef

>>18632230
The one guy calling everyone rovert.

why are y'all so desperate to latch her on to other bigger acts

There he is.

>>18632321
no fighting

>>18632324
Must suck to be him. Spent over a year building a false narrative only to get btfo'd by IYO after the two of them had a banger.

>https://x.com/ringers89/status/1959199669029859437
Kek, what a megastar!

>>18632409
Deafening pops

eeefa

New friend

Kek. He’s still mad.

>>18632513
kwab

>>18632484
never beating the honorary joshi allegations

>>18632324
>>18632359
>>18632389
You gonna answer that question or what? I'm not your boogie man.
I've been watching her since she debuted on NXT, and I've visited this general multiple times to offer constructive feedback.
Especially after the "What?" incident, because I was there live.
I want to see her succeed on her own terms and that doesn't seem to be occurring at all IMO.

I think it's extremely weird when I read through all these threads and see how desperate you all are to treat her like a Japanese wrestler.
It's an extension of how you're constantly attempting to attach her name onto other acts (almost always Japanese)
You all behave like Redditors with your pet names and you post shit from Twitter like little girls in some Discord

I'm not sure what exactly made you act this way, but Lyra ain't a Japanese wrestler.
Copy pasting generic 'joshi fandom culture' onto this Irish girl is just fucking pathetic.
She needs to get her own shit, get her own fans, and get her own gimmick over.

There he goes again.

>>18632987
Reply to the substance. I'm not your boogie man. I've actually paid close attention to her because I like her matches.

I'm really concerned about how hollow and phony this whole 'fanbase' seems to be though.

Like, don't you think she deserves better?

He’s still going.

>>18631153
I guess character development is completely unnecessary in "birbverse"
Not like actually doing something interesting ever helped a wrestler become more popular

>>18632987
Yup. I'm going to continue no selling that guy btw. Each time I've engaged with his "constructive criticism" in good faith he's moved goalposts or brings up intentionally loosely defined things such as "character work" for you to argue against before not responding. It's almost always a waste of time. He says he's not the person we're referring to but given the anonymous nature of the board it's impossible to tell, especially with how targeted /birb/ has been and how similar the writing styles are.

>>18633081
I guarantee you've never talked with me about Lyra Valkyria buddy.
But keep pretending that I haven't been watching her matches since she debuted all you want.
I liked her because she reminded me of a girl I knew when I was a kid. And I watch her matches because they are usually decent.
She's sinking on the main roster, bro. Her gimmick is DOA.

That's why you're all desperate to pair her up with other people with bigger names to act as a life boat.
She worked with Becky Lynch in her very first major feud, and she delivered mush mouth promos, got no reactions, botched badly, and lost her title clean.
What's her answer for all this? What does she do about it? The "Bayley vortex"? While her fans pretend she's Japanese when she's not?

Guy can’t handle a funny meme of asuka praising Lyra. Very sad.

>>18609963
This was when she was somewhat interesting because she could showcase a dynamic personality.
If there's someone she needs to be paired up with, it's someone LOWER on the card. Not higher.

>>18602941
>let Saraya become her manager
>pair her up with someone who's not over anymore so they can shriek at the audience in her stead
I'd rather Bayley do the same thing instead to pull some fucking personality out of her, since Bayley is only worth a fuck when she's an underneath heel anyway

>>18633111
Also note how this mostly happens whenever positive interactions with fellow joshis pop up on social media. Curious timing!

>>18633111
>>18633236
Posting about Twitter on 4chan makes you a little girl.
She's not Japanese and treating her like a joshi makes you a bald fat old man.
The way you're deathly afraid to counter anything I've said tells me everything I need to know btw.

Asuka praising lyra broke this man.

>https://x.com/TheScript_Lisa/status/1959016121694077067
They're so cute together

Love Lyra.

>>18633937
I do.

i have mutual friends with lyra on zuckbook and can see her old photos but im not going to post any, kys

>>18634205
no one asked you to and it wouldn't even be morally right to post them in the first place

Lyra Valkyria def Bayley In Liverpool.

>>18635248
I really wonder what they'll do with the Bayley story. Is she legit schizo now or will it be supernatural like Alexa.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r_3Dn6JPcs&t
Found footage of someone in the audience who recorded the match

>>18614412
strong birb

Lyra.

Kek what a failed experiment birb

Tags: yuri, humiliation, pet play, brat correction

>>18637301
Yup

>>18582155 (OP)
>You're sitting outside, reading a book,
No 4channer ever does either of those things

>>18641377
When I was in high school before I had a car I would literally skip class to go read at a picnic table at the nearby mcdonalds. One time I was doing so and some dumb bitch came up to me with a quarter pounder meal and told me she wished me well. I didnt realize she thought I was homeless until hours after the fact.

Built for _____

>>18643941
obsessive goth baddies.

>>18643941
Imagine Gigi helping Tatum seduce Lyra!

>>18644508
>Imagine Gigi helping Tatum seduce Lyra!
How it ends:
>>18610423

>>18644448
Kek, what a Tatumbunny!

>>18582204
omg hi lyra!

Pits.

>>18644448
true

"Lyra isn't over" mfs been real quiet since this weekend

>>18648617
Afraid so. It's been amazing to see her get so much love from the fans :)

He switched teams Birbbros.......

Hoping for a Raw appearance

Lyri Vane.

Dark birb

Birb tonight??

Lyra.

Not much birb today, just a quick segment with Pearce

>>18657587
Glorious thighs

The avian experiment is over

>>18659943
Lyra is so good at expressions.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like pee

>>18633141
Nah you need a surprise, a reinvention for something like this to work.

The next OP image might be a little.. controversial.

Shit storm incoming. (Probably)

>>18660752
>>18660752
>>18660752
>>18660752
NEW