Thread 18591468

>get a renewed main event level push, likely the last of your career
>get given MITB
>get to successfully cash in at the main event of evolution
>get pregnant
>have to relinquish title and fuck up all the plans for the company
>all because big jim has bad pullout game
KWAB?

>>18591468 (OP)
If she actually wants the baby then no KWAB but if she doesn’t then yes KWAB

>>18591468 (OP)
>Get belt
>doesn't need to lose to drop it
Smart I guess, makes her a massive self mark though

Jimmy Uso is a stud

This honestly might have been the best thing for her. She was probably going to drop the belt soon and then get shuffled back into the midcard.

>>18591468 (OP)
she's happy and thats cute as fuck
I'm happy for her
tons of bless to her, big jim and little jim

>>18591468 (OP)
Sad!

>>18591515
>If she actually wants the baby then no KWAB
She talked very recently about wanting to step out and have a kid. I think it was an interview back around Mania. So this definitely isn't unplanned or out of left field
>>18591590
I can see this. She's over as hell right now. She can give up the belt and come back in a year and some change or however long she needs and she'll likely get a great reaction

>>18591468 (OP)
Just going to say what every faggot with a podcast is afraid to say but apparently Cucknette
Women are fucking unreliable
A woman can never be the face of the company
Because as soon as they get cummed inside
There goes your fucking programs and storylines
You cannot rely on a bitch bro carry a promotion
A guy can fuck and impregnate multiple women and never skip a beat in making the shows, but a woman?
Whoops! Got cummed inside! Gonna have to go away for 9 months
Actually it’s longer than 9 months because they’re going to have to get back in ring shape
Lmao
But man
That kid is lucky
They’re going to be born to a multi millionaire family
Literally life on easy mode
They’ve won the life lottery already and they aren’t even born yet

>>18591656
Pregnancy absence is usually 2 years. She's 37, her career is over. Giving birth made Carmella retire too.

they must have been trying for a while

>her career is over

wrong.

Becky lynch and Alexa Bliss returned

>>18591681
Carmella had complications that fucked up her nervous system

Prime yourselves, This will be Rhea's situation aftet survivor series.

>>18591590
she was vocal about wanting to have a kid soon. i imagine that she would have dropped the belt at survivor series or the rumble and then left to do it anyway. so this just speeds it up by a bit. she wasn't making it to mania as champ.

>>18591707
Two women in their early 30s, Naomi is almost 40, dumbass.

Triple H please stop aiming this show towards women, I don't want it to become slop like gayew

The temptation black women give me is unreal. Have a primal urge of wanting to bust my baby batter in them, but I don't want to create an Uruk-hai beast.

When is Vaquer gonna have a baby?
I offer myself to be the dad hehe

>>18591768
she is married to an NXT guy though

>>18591738
??? Becky was in her later 30's when she got preggers

>>18591791
Shes' dating the deaf dude from NXT, not married

>>18591791
Oba Femi?
Axiom?
Jevon Evans?
Ethan Page?

>>18591807
becky is 38 now so she was 33 or 34 i think? that's not "later 30s"

>>18591707
They're nowhere near as big as they were and Naomi's nowhere near as big as they are.

>>18591468 (OP)
She won the title and doesn't have to put anyone over now. Not really a kwab

Don't forget she walked out of the company in protest for not getting respect as one half of the lamest champions in the company, and as soon as they give her the ball, this happens.

>>18591710
That's a polite way to say that Carmellas baby ripped her pussy open like a bad seam on a bag of chips

>>18591468 (OP)
She gets paid pregnancy leave and doesn't have to work this way. Based Naomi

>>18591468 (OP)
Her life has really gone uphill since getting rid of that lame horse Sasha, huh?

>>18591656
Didn’t know that. This is like the opposite of KWAB then

I mean, if they gave the ID Title to Flakey Rae, they're not too concerned with women fucking up. They can always hotshot.

As if the ID Title means half a cup of dog diarrhea

It's only a KWAB if the company thinks she's a dumbfuck. Under Vince, she'd be dumb fucked.

Under Pussy H and his Brawny-jawed wife? She can literally reach up her jericurled snatch, flaunt her placenta around, and everyone will take a bite just like Becky's.

>>18591957
Would say her leaving WWE actually improved her as a performer

>>18591992
Becky hasn't even come close to her old heights since she came back from having a kid, like sure she's not a jobber but her push ain't the same anymore

I called it

>>18591468 (OP)
They gave her a pity reign because she constantly bitches about how she's booked. Now they can vacate the belt and put it back on women that the fans actually tune in to see.

>>18591468 (OP)
>37 years
The clock was ticking, and the baby could still end up autistic, so a future AEW fan if they survive that long.

>>18591707
Becky should have stayed gone. Alexa wasn't even being featured at all before she got pregnant.

>>18591879
Bliss might get the biggest pops out of all the women but I agree on Naomi.

IT’S JUST FREE USE

she has no kids

>>18591468 (OP)
>>18591519
This is how Mercedes will lose all of her titles btw

Her kid will be in the revived bloodline in 25 years under TKO's new ownership

>>18591468 (OP)
everyone likes women's wrestling. that's why the crowd is so loud in the matches

Everyone likes woman hating trannies, that's why the undertaker is a far leftist and Triple H an anti-trumper

>>18591992
>Under Vince, he would blah blah blah
giving birth to another samoan, you really think that?
Big Kish is probably going to start politicking for this kid win the title at birth

she's seven weeks pregnant KEK worked summerslam while preggo

>>18592351
Please take your meds.

>>18591468 (OP)
The Uso has been larping as an American Negro for so long he must (at this point) believe he is truly Afro American. So much he has a bad pull out game and has ruined his wife's career. She was at the top level and finally getting a push!
Just like Armenian faggot Colby derailed Becky's big push.

>>18591468 (OP)
Guess she didn't proceed with caution.

>>18592348
please dilate

>>18591656
>>18591590
>>18591519
>>18591927
Honestly if her plan was "I finally got the belt, I sincerely no longer have anything left to do and I just want to get out" then I would applaud her and say she's absolutely based. But if it was accidental then she's a fucking retard.

>>18591468 (OP)
Absolutely not, it's an antikwab, in this one swift move she after years of grinding as a midcard diva act/lowcard shitter revealed a supreme instinct for the business, got her main event run, got a little booking on top and got pregnant so she never had to relinquish
She stuck around long enough to beat Iyo AND Rhea, the two most pushed women on the brand in a triple threat before getting knocked up, this was an intentional pregnancy, she literally went yep Jim I went over time to call it quits put a baby in me
GOAT behavior

>>18592772
But she's had the belt before in 2018

Op be like: yeah you can create human life but don't you want a fake belt instead

>>18593028
>spawn of naomi + jimmy
>human

>>18592332
well not yet

I'm just sad because her gimmick change and her winning the title changed everything within me. I have never in my life wanted to fuck a black woman as bad as I do now and she better fucking look like Naomi. I even have been having sex dreams with Naomi for about a week straight now. I'd literally sniff her farts, eat her shit, chug some piss to wash it down, and worship every aspect of her body. She would be my sweet African kween. A part of my soul felt crushed when the pregnacy rumors turned out to be true. But I will be waiting and beating my white cock thinking of her for at least months. I hope there's some good pregnacy pictures at the very least with some bigger poking nipples through shirts or anything that really gets me off.

>>18593583
You know she wears a wig right?

>>18591681
You're taking one example and using it as the rule. Meanwhile Becky had a kid and is back full time. Nikki Bella had a kid and comes back often enough. Trish Stratus has two kids and has done a few programs throughout the past 10 years and even a full heel run. Tamina had a kid her entire career. She was shit, but still. It's hardly a death sentence to a career on its own
Carmella also had a litany of complications which unfortunately set her path off on a completely different course. Pretty sure she was wanting to come back at one point too before WWE released her
I think we'll see Naomi again

>>18593604
Wouldn't matter to me if she does or doesn't. She's won me over in my heart. I need a black woman now. I'd even leave my wife and kid for a black woman right now that looks like Naomi.

>>18592344
I will laugh hard if she vacates all of those belts at once. That will be the most based thing ever done in wrestling cause she will act like she's still giving people the rub.

>>18593628
>coomer is an unfaithful race traitor
Genuinely hope you die horrifically.

>>18593661
It's not the 1900s anymore chud. We're living in the era of the African Kweens, ya know what I mean!?

>>18593685
cody...

>>18591468 (OP)
Naomi is so over with me

>>18593728
I was she was over top of me riding my BWC. I'd love to make mr big slim jim sit in a corner while I fuck Naomi over and over. I wonder how her mommy milkers will end up.

>>18593736
Brother, go jerk off lmao Relax

>>18593756
Brother, I've nutted 12 times in the last 20 hours to pictures and videos of Naomi. Should I make it 13?

>>18591468 (OP)
>Member of the Bloodline
>Last push of career
These 2 sentences don't work together

>>18593778
I mean fuck it, why not

>>18593808
As another big jim would say, "Good lord!"
Lemme get a sniff of that chocolate creamy factory of heaven. I seriously hope the world degenerates to a point where we can actually pay to eat the shit of WWE's finest women. Naomi would be my first pic, then maybe Mommy Jade, and Bianca Belair. Imagine getting all three of them to shit in your mouth at the same time. HOLY HELL I'd be a broke motherfucker. Literally motherfucker now that Naomi is going to be a mom. Let me NUT in her FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCIK!

>>18591468 (OP)
KWAB...the state of wwetty

>>18593928
if WWE is the 'netty who's the 'chaels

>>18591791
recently she said she wasn't dating anyone

>>18591791
Fucking Axiom

>>18591468 (OP)
>YOU DESERVE DICK
*clap clap clap*
>YOU DESERVE DICK
*clap clap calp*

I'm actually kinda sad for her and for the crowds, because this caution run was really fucking good and getting deserved reactions. Having an actual gimmick and character, in women's division, having a great drama arc with Jade and Bianca, being over, deserved MitB, being a champ...
I guess it was too good to last

>gets her pussy nuked by jimmy at the height of her push
somehow cora jade is still female kwaboty with gigi dolin close behind her

>>18591664
>That kid is lucky
dunno bro it will be a mutt 50/50 it comes out a tanned chad with a swanging bbc or a supreme gentleman nutcase

Women are shoot retarded

>>18594301
she lied

>>18594453
gigi's not even in the running

>>18591468 (OP)
She's old. This was 100% planned

>>18591656
>She's over as hell right now.
No

>>18591732
Buddy has useless roid sperm. That's why Alexa dumped him

Her run was cringe
>LMAO she riding around on a scooter. I just can't with her LOOOOOL
fuck off.

>>18592062
>I called it
You and everybody else

>>18592379
>>18592911
oh dear

>>18593661
>coomer is an unfaithful race traitor
>Genuinely hope you die horrifically.
Fuck your race.

>>18592379
And did this.

Yeah this is the problem with females in sports. They either don't have babies or if they do, they can no longer play. It's a lose-lose situation.

Naomi got a better push than she deserved and I don't think she will ever get that kind of push again. I don't really expect her to come back full-time. Who will watch the kid? And neither Jimmy or Naomi are on Seth and Becky's level where WWE will bend over backwards for them.

Part of me thinks this could be a work

>>18592379
you can still be pretty active that early

Should have gotten the baby when she first left WWE with Sashit.

>>18595440
>Naomi got a better push than she deserved
Nah she definitely earned that run. Plus she's been one of the most entertaining acts since this storyline started with Jade

God I hate this shit.
>we had sex, celebrate us!!!
Fuck you and die.

>wanted a kid for a long time
>was probably going to lose the belt in 1-2 months anyway
>will come back in a year or two with to a massive pop, an open storyline with Jade and Bianca and a claim to the title she never lost
>will be treated like a bigger deal than she ever did because she left on a high note and over as fuck, with the crowd wanting more
So glad our girl Naomi finally gets the recognition she deserves and had one of the best years of her career (and probably her life)

Getting pregnant at 37.

>>18596188
Couldn't have said it better myself. Super happy for Naomi. She's based asf

>>18591468 (OP)
>goes out on top
>near 40 anyway but having a miracle baby
As long as the kid comes out alright this is a GOAT story

>>18594817
You sound mad, boy.

>>18592379
Uso jr already main evented a PPV

Let's hope the baby will be white.

I just realized that she spend two years wondering the indies after leaving the tag team titles on the table for Horse-Sasha, because Sashit couldn't handle being in the singles title scene at the same time as she was holding tag team belts. She didn't get pregnant then, nor in the year of the garbage rehash of Glow-Naomi - she waited to get on top of the card through MitB and probably got baby battered during the night of the cash-in.

Timing is not this woman's forte

>>18593028
Wrestlers who are marks would do the dumbest shit for belts, like take pay cuts
It’s believable she would get pregnant to not drop the belt after winning it.

>>18594817
bet you're fun at parties. oh wait you dont get invited LMAO

>>18597545
it's dolph's

>>18591468 (OP)
Another Funny Looking Muttmerican Is gonna Shit Up Wwe in the future

As per Stephanie podcast:
>years of trying to get pregnant
>infertility issues
>womb scar tissue
>multiple complex womb surgeries
>only has one ovary
>37 years old
>worked matches while prego

>>18598289
Glad she made it. Sucks that a woman like her who actually wants babies ran into these issues. Yet these whores who don't wanna be mothers are having multiple abortions a year.

>>18598289
hope it works out for her
>>18598305
cringe

>>18598314
>cringe
elaborate

>>18598379
no reason to put down other women like that while celebrating for one of them

>>18598427
Fair. I just dislike abortion and the callous attitude toward motherhood and babies that's being pushed these days

She fucked over a lot of people with this so she should get hate for it. That's all I'm saying

>>18598379
Because clearly some forced /poltard incel type anti-abortion message post.

>>18598586
Im not an incel or a /pol/tard.

>>18594817
>If it were Iyo instead:
OMG SO KAWAII SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

>>18598289
God works in mysterious ways.
Her kid is going to be the toughest choujin ever.

>>18598379
Only people who browse /pol/ respect mothers and shame whores, anon.