Thread 18591473

Dumb shit

I FUCKING LOVE BLACK WOMEN

>>18591473 (OP)
Sheeeeeeeit

Can you really blame Big Jim?

>>18591504
cody are you sure you have time to shitpost in the thread

I mean, the way modern women are today, can we really be sure it's Large James'?

>>18591473 (OP)
naomi is dimes and i want to fucker her

when one gets pregnant the rest want to get pregnant we might be free of women's wrestling if the guys do their job

This nigger is obnoxious

Big Jim literally screwed Naomi out of that title. Under the influence of a certain succubus, of course.

>On a giant slim jom logo.

Fuck this company

>not saying proceed with condoms
ONE JOB

I am very racist but there has always been something based about Naomi she is the only nubian qween I can stomach

Yeah there are hotter and younger women coming up from NXT
You had a decent career Naomi now fuck off

>gets to go over Iyo and Rhea
>gets pregnant so nobody can beat her

>>18591520
made for bwc
settled for ssc

Imagine if she announced that she was gonna abort the baby to stay champion

>>18591540
should've paintsprayed a "Big" there

OMG OMG OMG SHE HAVING A BABY OMG OMG OMG YAAAAAY

early raw next week based

>>18591539
She didn’t have to fuck him

Can we call up Jaida Parker now ffs

>>18591549
Pretty based

niggomi and her insufferable fan base gone, you love to see it

>next week starts Euro month
>3 o'clock RAW
I hate Europe so much god damn we need to nuke them

>gimmick is "proceed with caution"
>didn't use protection

Every Raw is worse than the last, it's honestly impressive at this point.

>>18591562
Love watching RAW as I end my world day

I hope she never comes back LOL

noami breast feeding

>>18591557
A true worker would've made herself miscarry to keep the dimes flowing.

>>18591544
lmao you dumb womeme wrestling tranny

>>18591573
soon, brother
hh

Buddy Matthews needs to get to work

>>18591576
There are levels to this

Great preggers promo

SECRET NIKKI BELLA PROMO

Oh they're gonna be bubblin' in Dublin, alright

WE WANT IZZY
WE WANT IZZY

Naomi is becoming my favorite kween

why was she pregnant

Glad it wasnt an injury on her scooter kek

>>18591594
Too much roid abuse, Buddy is shooting blanks for sure

>Liv is dead
>Naomi has suffered a season ending pregnancy
Any woman with charisma can't stay on Raw

FUCK THE EAGLES
FUCK THE EAGLES
FUCK THE EAGLES

tom brady won that trophy more times than any eagle ever lmao

>show is called Raw
>someone gets pregnant

>>18591436
>9 months later
>Naomi in labor for 5 hours
>Big Jim comes in to watch his baby boy being born
>Kross sticks his head out of Naomi's sntach
>Tik Tok

>>18591610
babby was formd

>>18591606
No we don't

>main event next
Damn even with Yeetman's 10 minute entrance how long is this match going to last?

>>18591540
>sponsors le bad because…they just are okay!

>>18591618
>becky
Yeah

So 9 months of more Rhea vs IYO now

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Support real wrestling while you can, or else you'll end up with egg on ya face in a couple years

not the ring you want though lmfao

So it's gonna be Rhea vs Vaquer and Asuka will fuck Rhea

>>18591610
cody looked at her

>I'LL BE IN BURGERANDHAM
WTF?

>>18591645
Should be Rox VS Vaquer, Iyo literally got pinned last week and Rhea's lost repeated opportunities

>>18591645
>Vaquer Frost

LITTLE
RAPED
FAGGOT
BITCH

>>18591640
it'll be rhea and iyo vs roxanne and raquel

Hey Naomi

EGA EGA EGA EGA

EL GRANDE AMERICANO

>naomi is 37 years old
that kid is gonna be a downie, isn't it?

work or shoot pregnancy?

Kaiser's Spanish is so good

SIGANME LOS MALOS

>Copying New Jack
Why do Samoans want to be black so bad

YEEEEEEEEEET

looks like street fight kino is back on the menu lads

Why is Jey doing Ravens entrance

Siganme los malos

Why does Americano wear a cape?

hope we get to see wwe hall of famer ozzy osbourne next week in his hometown

>>18591675
>black/Samoan
yeah

>>18591654
HHH will put Rhea in dude

WWE fired the wrong Funkadactyle

BRING BACK MY KARAMEL KWEEN KAMERON

>2PM RAW
fucking disgusting fuck Europe

>>18591675
my parents had me at 43
that kid is fucked

>>18591693
is that big lez?

Why the fuck would a German care enough to learn Spanish? He's into bimbos, not disgusting fat Latinas (most overrated women in existence)

It’s just pee uce

Didn't New Jack get arrested for keeping sex slaves or something?

>>18591640
A tranny and a bug, grim

>>18591704
You hush. I know it makes sense because Rhea actually draws, but come on.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>18591654
I think Rox has to work her aura a bit she has mic skills and can work but being too short hot and cute works against her

>>18591712
>he says in a flyover state

YAAAAHOOOO

BAU BAU BAU

BAU

Does any woman still need to get pregnant?

jay becoming the hobo he always was with that cart

WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN

My cousin's wife decide to announce her pregnancy the same day of her birthday but she suffered miscarriage 3 days later before even get the first 3 months complete. Sometimes it sucks to announce so soon

Bron's theme reminds me of the Impact theme from like 2008.

HOU HOU HOU HOU

>>18591729
east coast faggot

I love how New Jack fucking hated the fed but his family needs money so bad they let the WWE continually rape his corpse

BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>18591718
his secret fetish is actually bimbo latinas

Bron does the barking better than buddy’s fat friend.

What makes Bron so badass?

>>18591675
aspie at best

Remember this at the Royal Rumble? Underrated KWAB moment

>>18591718
>Why the fuck would a German care enough to learn Spanish? He's into bimbos, not disgusting fat Latinas
My brother in Christ this is how you tell people you aren't from Texas without saying you aren't from Texas

>>18591735
Nia

>>18591718
Europeans know like 3-4 languages. The entirety Wurope is smaller than the US, dawg. It would behoove you to learn different tongues especially if you're traveling often.

>>18591668
>Did your baby have a name?

>>18591766
Is that microman?

>>18591751
it's quite common for niggers to abdicate and leave their families nothing

There's no way Bron loses this

>>18591721
That was the "YALL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK" guy

>I know we’re gonna be competing against each other Knight, but for now we gotta stop Seff and friends.
>PHIL FUCK OFF. YEAH!!
>Yo Jey whats up man. So you know tonight Seffs gang is gonna jump you, but I’ll come out and help you okay?
>UHHH UHH, NOPE. LOOK PUNK, YEET. I GOT THIS YEET!!! PRECIATE YOU THOUGH YEET!!!!!! BUT UHH UHH FUCK OFF YEET
So knight and Jey are retarded? Where are we going with this kek

I WANT TO EAT MAXXINE'S INTESTINES

>>18591718
>Why the fuck would a German care enough to learn Spanish?
Spanish with a German accent is actually dimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f_5dnvh3d4

Oh boy a watered down WWE extreme rules match

Can’t wait for no blood, table spot, announcers desk spot, steel chairs, breaking the time keeper barricade, and even the slight possibility of a kendo stick being used

KWAB

jesus bron

>>18591708
Cameron was always the Michaels

>>18591727
roxanne has 0 mic skills, she's a horrible promo. this is why they should have kept cora as her manager.

>>18591718
Honestly I envy Europeans and their interest in learning other languages besides english

what the fuck were they thinking

good grief bron

Didn’t even look like that bad of a spill

>>18591735
charlotte (lmao)

>>18591797
I do too, im just curious why he would choose Spanish
>>18591769
Nah you can keep your 4x4 300lb tejanas, paco

SLIM JIM TABLE

>>18591742
The opening is literally a mashup of Scott's Ringkaking theme and the Doom 2016 theme before it gets gay in the vocal part

Big Slim Jim

breakker is broken.

>>18591777
cool it with the racism, i'm black

100% Nick Khans idea to have Jey come out looking like New Jack

>>18591814
Is it made of mechanically separated wood?

the midget got injured already

>>18591788
They hate chez like every normal person

I think Cornette might legitimately kill Jey after this

>>18591735
Kairi will be pregnant with my child tonight

Lmao bronlet is dead

>>18591828
Oh yeah?

Ok, Bron looks shoot hurt

jay kwabbing the talent

>>18591797
Europeans are bitches that have no chance. In the US we know just English because almost every state borders a English speaking state or country in some cases but thats not the case for Europe. Plus us running the planet means we make English the dominant language

>>18591787
based Viper mentioned

Kek.

>>18591777
Dude can you not say that shit? Im Black and i know you meme and all but im getting sick of it

>>18591822
so am I

Why is jey wrestling microman?

>>18591832
Oh no the Zionist boomer will be mad about something

>>18591847
Wtf is this real?

>>18591796
I mean compared to Vaq, but as I said the needs to work on her aura because she is just too cute and too small

Jey has to carry the remaining of the fight because the midget can't land

>>18591833
Congratulations, Anon. Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?

>>18591835
>6'0" vs 5'11"

>>18591770
I'm on it

I just broke my arm

>>18591850
She is stealing the belt, i told you so.

>>18591795
Cameron and Foxxy were the best parts of late stage Vince booking and I miss them both so much. I actually started watching TNA because I found out Foxxy was working there and us still a fiend for the BWC

>>18591788
Its so knight and key write the selves off because the feud is really about punk and seth

>>18591832
>JEY USO YOU NO TALENT PIECE OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE HOLY NAME OF NEW JACK WITH YOUR COSPLAU WHORESHIT FUCK YOU AND ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU

Someone has to come out and this be a intervention fest or this is doomed

>>18591835
Adam Cole was in Triplemania?

>>18591856
He is looking for Omos

I just knocked my tooth out on a chicken bone and im bleeding all over my keyboard

>>18591840
He’s the only reason New Jack is DLC for 2k25

>>18591850
kek becko

>>18591735
RHEA

>>18591896
hardcore legend fatfuck anonymous

Jey should blade

>>18591859
Yes

bron should bruise jay badly for this shit

>>18591795
Wasn't this bitch bleaching her skin or something?

I want to kill Roxanne with triplets

Pic related, it's Roxy's belly in 9 months

Someone just threw a brick through my window with death threats on it

>>18591850
Giving the title to Asuka was one of the few things Becko did right

>>18591896
You didn't have to get color like that.

>>18591850
Becko deserves the rope.

>>18591919
unironically they should belt asuka up again with this opportunity, it would make the most sense

>>18591918
What did you do anon

I just broke my leg

>>18591918
Transcribe the threat

Someone just stole my sneakers

KEK

I’d abandon my post and flee for my life to see Buddy vs Bron.

BLOODIED YES

>>18591918
we warned you to switch to aew
listen to us

FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH
WOOF

Chat is this real?

THATS IT HES DEAD

I'm starting to think that the "Unpredictable Badass" is a worse nickname than the "Murderhawk Monster."

My sister just died

>>18591931
Why'd you do that?

hilarious bump

>>18591922
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BINGO HALL BULLSHIT. IF ANON WANTS TO GET COLOR THE HARD WAY LET HIM

Good main event at least they are beating the shit out of each other

>>18591949
i thought AI was supposed to be fake

Brons announcer table spot makes absolutely no sense to me

Jey is gonna abort his baby

>>18591918
Maybe it's time you move out of Alabama.

>>18591960
only the American one the Chinese one is based

>>18591951
You are an AEWtist and post coombait trying to make other men hard. Please end your life immediately.

>>18591967
YEET

>>18591952
Did she drop any good loot?

>>18591918
how good is the promo?

>>18591979
Nah that's you

>>18591947
>>18591918
KEK based sickos threatening WWEsissies irl.

what an awkward match, typical for jay tho

My dog just got ran over by a car

>we want Kross
don't speak for me

>>18591967
FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
'BORT

jeys match is almost as bad as iyos

>that spear
wat

>ref hitting the chair meaning the count will be shorter
fire him immediately

I had sex with a black girl with a body 7/10 similar to naomi. Im a goofy looking white guy

bron sounds like wario when he yells

stiff chair shots

that was just a headbutt wtf

>>18591967
AY AY
>yeet
IMMA GO IN THAT CLINIC
>yeet
IMMA SAY DOC I GOT THIS
>yeet
IMMA GIVE A PEOPLES ELBOW
>yeet
RIGHT ON THAT BIH
>yeet

I just found out I have AIDS

GUAU

>>18592002
Well, you know, you can just buy another one

Who throws a shoe?

KEK FUCKING SNEED

Bron is so great. This guy has been out of wrestling school for two years. Imagine how good he will be as a ten year vetc

>>18592018
Full blown?

HOLY FUCKING GIGA POP

>>18592011
did you proceed with caution?

BASED SNEED WITH THE SHOE THROW

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>18592024
Babies!!

>pulls him out by his show and then chucks it at him
KEK

Imagine the massive shits Bronson takes. What do you think they smell like? And look like?

>>18592034
Sadly had to, insisted on a condom

That Rhea fangirl in the front row has my cock twitching PLEASE tell me shes trans

1
.\o

>if only the sixers could dribble like that
kek based cole

i like seths fit tonight

banging heads off tables looks like shit

Every Raw for the past 3 months has had the same fucking ending

stealing the refs shoe was fucking hilarious

OTC

Run-in after run-in after run-in

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

>>18592065
He's not coming

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF CUM PUNK RUN-INS ENDING THE SHOW

this fire is way better than cult of personality there i said it

Why would any of these guys come out to help Jey?

>>18592051
its one of the gayest things hes worn so far and thats saying something

Raw is Schmoz

>>18592055
Behold the king
The king of kings
On your knees, dog

Great TV main event. The rest of the episode was just kinda there, but they took it home strong.

PUTCHA ONES TO THE SKYYYYYY

>>18592074
They’re all faces

whats the kayfabe logic for the ref to tell bron to not use the table in extreme rules?

>>18592065
Roman is busy mastering the dark hado

>>18592073
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

>>18592085
elf and safety

BBDWTOS

BBDWTOS

OTC
OTC
OTC

>>18592070
KWAB

Roman only does the big towns, brother.

1

ROMAN REIGNS

bron looks like he's about to cry

>>18592080
100% in agreement. Real star power

TRIBAL THIEF GONNA BE STEPPIN GOOD TONIGHT

based

>>18592094
>>18592095
Huh?

Roman Reigns does nothing for me

>bron shoot fucked up but still going
legend

1

>>18592094
>>18592095
Based hivemind

WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT SHOWS

>>18592098
philly is a complete shithole with only 1 bridge

>ah fuck it he's not going to get here for 5 minutes anyways
>gets speared
kek

>>18592111
He's beyond a doubt the worst WWE main eventer in the last 20 years.

I hate endings like this. So fucking stupid.

>>18591473 (OP)
Roman Reigns really is the best this company has to offer

Schmozerella Cheese

1

>>18592114
What is BBDWTOS

>>18592115
Unless they are dressed like whores

it's over

I bet that Rhes fangirl in the front row has a thick juicy cock

>SNEED VS ROMAN SINGLES MATCH IN PARIS
HE WON

IMA TAKE YOUR SHOES IN PARIS

omg roman showed up for work???

Reply to this post with "Thank you based Lee Fitting"

>>18592135
he's just selling

THREE LETTERS
ONE NUMBER
UH UH
1

>>18592131
based big dog working the obese smarks

People go to these shows just to sing along to shit. The wrestling has become completely secondary, hell, even tertiary.

roman aura farming with no contribution AGAIN

>>18592138
i would suck it with you

>>18592070
How dumb do you feel right now?

>>18592145
Lee fitting deez nuts in yo mouth

>>18592145
What’s so fitting about lee?

Thank you Lee Fitting

DAY ONE
ITS JUST SHOES UCE

THREE LETTERS
ONE NAME
UGH UGH
LEE

>>18592155
Embarrassing shit man

I have a fetish for fat sweaty smelly men like Bronson and Paul Heyman dominating me and making me their little fucksluts. Imagining the double stinkfaces makes me hard.

>>18592166
Lee!!

>>18592145
the show fitting-lee ended with some kinooooooo
YAOOOOOOOO IT’S JUST ME UCE

>>18592145
Thank you based Lee Fitting*
*[Spoiler]and Paula Veck I guess[/Spoiler]

>>18592173
Make a thread about it

>>18592155
And that's a good thing!
I honestly don't care about the actual match very much unless there are stakes to it

>>18592166
what is lee fitting

LMFAOOOOO https://x.com/TOXlCATTRACTlON/status/1957488193562972470

If reigns is actually showing up now why does he only pop up for the last 3 minutes of wach show lol

>>18592208
can't be bothered for more, the primadona

>>18592194
The guy that makes Gaych sit in the cuck chair so he doesn't fuck up the creation of kino. If you want to see what WWE without a Lee Fitting looks like watch Smack or NXT

>>18592241
>>18592145
Why wasn't he on Unreal?

>>18592241
Lee Fitting is credited as producer on those too

>>18592241
ok but WHAT is lee fitting?

>>18592300
pipes

>>18591606
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