Thread 18600540

Holy fuck is Pillman JR sick with cancer?

HOLY FUCKING BASED LEX OFFENDERS WE ARE SO BACK

Lexis vs Myles in a blackout match
Book it Shawn

>WELL YOU ARE NOW!
AHAAHHA

audibly keked at that pepper spray spot

>>18600539
tessa can skip the "she's a racist" chants if she goes to the main roster immediately, they don't debut her in a smark town, and they don't pair her opposite a black woman
the chants will 100% catch on in NXT, they can't bring her over unless they want that
again they might just fire her like alberto if WWE is actually buying TNA

Blindfold Match with a Deaf guy incoming

>>18600556
Should be a blindfold match

myles needs finasteride

>>18600541
They've had NXT girls wrestle Tessa. They didn't have to do that if they didn't want to.

After nxt im milking my dick bros

from goof ball to assaulting mad man in few weeks
Gotta love the King. you just gotta

I never heard Miles speaking until now he sounds like he has downs
I doubt he actually nailed Vaquer with that voice and both being bad at communication

>>18600568
Everyone who was a sent fro NXT to wrestle with her pretended like they didn't do it or in some cases like Cora, explicitly said that they had to do it

>>18600568
they did that in TNA though, tessa in NXT is a different beast

SEXO WITH THE BROWN WOMEN

That King segment was hilarious.

Tyra Mae Steele is the most annoying face in some time. She's going to get Rocky Maivia heat if she keeps bringing up her medals.

who should win the lola/jaida/kelani triple threat and eat the pin
vs
who will actually win it and actually eat the pin

>kelani and lola
>then lash
Truly, the dregs of the division

kek what a segment

Lola still in green... wepa bros....

>>18600563
Already happened at a live show.

audio: https://files.catbox.moe/7inrje.webm

Would love to make Kelani scream

This has been a pretty solid episode but I still long for the glory days of peak HBK schizo booking.

why is dion lennox talking like that

>>18600587
Yeah but if they really saw Tessa as toxic they would've just not had anybody from NXT interact with her.

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

Sex with Lash Legend

Anal sex with Ava

>>18600597
Jaida/Kelani
Jaida/Kelani

HOLY FUCK THEY DID IT AGAIN

Hola Lola

Why the fuck was he in there!

>>18600598
Kelani really needs to have some character or else she’s gonna be michin.
Lola is fine and has an ass and the priest rub.

saquon sugars is the only dimes member in this group

Why does this look like porn

Joe is back to shitposting again

Dark State with the man rape gimmick

kek cutlet

Fucking Cutler

LMAO BASED
I wasn't even expecting that one

>>18600626
Same production equipment and editing quality

sus cutler

Cutler "gay sex" James

Fucking Culter

funny ass segment

Turning Cutler gay instantly saved that character.

the less dimeless darkstate guy is the one that says the gay shit lmao

>average joe and darkstate
Hard to imagine a more dimeless match

We need Joe Hendry vs Cena rematch just for the memes

>>18600621
Oh she's got that Priest run alright
Whatever happened to OTM again

>>18600605
KEK

>>18600621
michin is one extreme of the spectrum, but a wrestler can also get a big push without having any character. kelani might be alright because she's better looking than michin and more exciting in the ring even if she's bland.

>hardcore match and blood
>bad bitches
>gay jokes
NXTchads... are we back??

Cutler is a sussy baka

>>18600643
rematch?

Tyra Mae with some porno fishnets

Culter and Hendry would make for good tag team, maybe in the future

Heatwave looks CERTIFIED

>>18600597
>should
jaida pins kelani
>actual
lola pins jaida

BOUNCYYY

>>18600626
Three muscular black men and a sexy woman standing within close proximity

based bouncy nigga

>>18600648
I miss this era of SMACK and RAM

>>18600650
>what was wrestlemania

Bouncy jump scare

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18600605
THAT'S A HATE CRIME

>>18600662
That was Randy nigga

can trick get the fuck off nxt

>>18600662
When he fought Orton?

>>18600654
erotic

>>18600668
he's on TNA

>>18600621
At least her character isn’t
>I’m black
Plus she has the Melo rub

>>18600658
>Sexy woman
>Ava

>bouncy nigga
Huge pop!!

gotta admit I wasn't a big fan of jevon when I first started watching but I have to be honest, I've started to love this bouncy lil nigga

>>18600648
Close
Need more offsite segments

>>18600621
kelina is fine, they just have to repackage her as bianca 2.0

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
BREAK DOWN THE WALLS

>>18600673
>the Melo rub
she's gonna be a lower midcard tag teamer with the miz? WOW

>>18600605
ip2 gimmick

>>18600646
Lyra already had the straight man lesbian gimmick with Tatum and the autistic goofball shit with Becky and Bayley. I don’t know what Kelani has. I think she slapped wren once?

>>18600667
>>18600669
My bad then, forgot that it was randy.

Forgot to say the Lexis segment was funny and popped me

>>18600674
>ava
>not built for sex

>>18600648
I could do with some of those set piece promos like Dijak and Tony use to do

>>18600673
>the Melo rub

>>18600605
>https://files.catbox.moe/7inrje.webm
one of the best segments of the year

Kelani is cool because she’s small with meat. Means you can imagine stand-fucking her while she hangs off your shoulders. Ass cheeks enough to fill each hand and them titties bouncing up against you. Man I need to get laid.

>>18600674
hotter than iyo

>>18600691
HOLY PUKEOLA this is a blue board anon

>>18600676
jevon is the easiest babyface to root for i've seen in a long time. i love this bouncy ass bird bones motherfucker. the only reason i could see for not liking him would be either disliking high flyers or black people.

Have they revealed what happened to Tony D'Angelo? Was he wacked?

>>18600688
yeah none of that is character. they're both at 0.

>>18600699
>hotter than iyo

>>18600705
GAPED

>>18600673
>Kelani Melorub

>>18600697
A daring synthesis

I LIKE IT

>>18600715
YOU ARE NOW!

I figured out how the sex gauntlet would go. So Jacy should be first, followed by Jazmyn, then Fallon is the final boss. If you make it to the other side you get a night with Hilary Clinton

you ARE rooting for The Bouncy One, right pdub?

The men's world title scene is the worst part of NXT.

>>18600673
>the Melo rub

>>18600709
It’s literally more than what Kelani has. Call herself “cat girl” or
Something.

Trick looks zesty as hell, who is he fucking? i can't remember, i just remember that pic with chez

Jevon already bleeding

THAT BOY IS COLORFUL

>>18600724
>Jacy first
>Fallon final boss
it'll be difficult but I will bravely persevere for the Fallon finale

>>18600736
chez

>>18600736
He's with Lash

>more blood
bros what the fuck is happening tonight
just oozing kino in philly

>>18600736
lash legend, they bought a house together recently
they should bring back the trick and lash on-screen relationship

>>18600744
Zamm isn't she a giantess tough

We got two blood drawn

>>18600724
I would make love to Fallon but I would FUCK Jazmyn

>>18600676
Same, he's got a charisma that doesn't exist with other flippyshitters.

why are they fighting if oba is gonna win anyways

WE GOT SOME BLOOOOOD

WE GOT SOME BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

>blood gang don't throw no C's round me
thats a little much jevon

>>18600753
Trick isn't short either

>>18600760
Because Trick needs to lose to Oba with no excuses before Je'Von can beat Oba.

>>18600751
That Oba rape face though.

>>18600760
jevon is winning. they dropped him down to the midcard after S&D because they knew they couldn't just keep having him job to oba. they wouldn't bring him back up until they were ready to crown him. oba is getting called up.

>>18600724
>a night with Hilary Clinton
how is that a prize anon

>>18600759
evans can actually jump and do cool flippy shit instead of gay gymnastic routines

>>18600749
not sure if it's real on Evan or if they wanted to do a slower match and give a reason for it

Holy shit

HOLY FUCK

>>18600760
It's jvon's time plus he gets the youngest champ title too

Motherfucker cleared the table

damn je'von looks like he went face first into some shit

HOLY SHIT

BAH GAWD THE HART AUDIO CABLES ARE DEAD!

BAH GAWD

HOLY SHIT

Fuckin hell

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

JeVon Evans will be dimes in the MITB

>>18600776
HE'S INSIDE THE WALLS

DIS NIGGA DEAD

Is that nigga okay?

jesus christ please no
PLEASE LET ME BE A MARK GETTING WORKED PLEASE LET ME BE A MARK GETTING WORKED PLEASE LET ME BE A MARK GETTING WORKED PLEASE LET ME BE A MARK GETTING WORKED

JEEZ

>>18600751
Why didn't tony D get in the crowd

>>18600788
kek

>>18600796
>Thinking triple KKK would ever book him

Holly shit he completely missed the table
Does he really have bird bones?

If Je'von manages to finish this match then this episode is one of the top five in NXT history.

JE'VON IS BROKEN, SMACK-DAB IN HALF

Oba's up there like
>...uh...do I jump in the ring? Can I jump in the ring? Whoo. That's far.
>Oh good he got back in

So Evans is gonna be one of them dudes who makes everyone look like a million bucks the way he bumps for you

>>18600802
They're showing the feed in picture in picture so it's probably a work.

>>18600802
wizerked

BAH GAWD

>>18600788
That cut was hilarious

bouncy bros...

The spirit of Sabu lives on

>>18600814
Dolph Ziggler, correct

>>18600815
>they're in philly tonight

the amount of files I have named "x fucking dies" from nxt is getting unusually high

I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED

i think trick threw him too hard

JESUS CHRIST

>>18600742
>>18600757
Fallon seems the consensus goat

I think he shoot got hurt. But he's pushing through.

booker zoom in was kino

J'von needs to hold back some more. This is far from the first time he has over jumped

>>18600833
I want her to point at me like this while forcing me to masturbate for her entertainment

There's no way Je'Von wins now. To book him as victorious now would be too stupid, even for Shawn.

maybe i'm reading too much into it but i got the feeling that trick and jevon shoot do not like each other

Kek Trick isn't even getting cheered any more

>>18600837
would you go back in time and tell mankind to take it easy?
this is how legacies are built anon

young nigga sells better than Dragunov

jevon is fine

>>18600843
You are getting worked by the developmental program anon

Bouncy is nuts

Is it me or does Jevon have some of the best worked strikes in NXT maybe wwe entirely

>>18600847
Kek now I want a Dragunov Evans match

>>18600837
Hes TOO bouncy

>>18600843
>>18600844
trick's just a great heel, he made the transition smooth and he's been killing it

>>18600855
He swings like he's in a World Star video

>>18600856
Triple threat with Wes Lee added and I'm sold

>>18600856
Word on the street is that Ilja is cleared now, and he might have a program with AJ.

>>18600828
>that pause as they look each other in the eye asking if theyre ready to bump
That is so fucking gay and homosexual

there's no way they have trick go over just to lose to oba right

I'm surprised J'von hasn't got the slow it talk from one of the vets

>>18600856
NXT TV, April 16th, 2024

>>18600869
Trick is losing

WRAP IT UP

Vic always calling it the Rock Bottom instead of the Book End always makes me laugh

We need Darby Allin vs Jevon Evans in a falls count anywhere match

BASED BOUNCYYY

that jevon injury spot just completely took all the wind out of the room kek it was silent like a ____ ________ match

Based Bouncy
But fuck not Santana again

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

I like to call him J’evon E’vons

Ran over

at the nick of time

Retarded finish

SANTANA SHOT TRICK WITH A SPIRIT GUN
BOUNCY WINS

well that ended abruptly wtf

That was quick

>>18600874
He's probably doing it on purpose to fuck with booker

barely got the finish in before it switched over to the local news

BASED BOUNCYYYYYYYYY AHHHH

Kek. They barely got the finish in.

>>18600891
Exactly, that's why it's funny

BOUNCY WON!
Damn they cut that ending close and almost ran out of time, you could hear the ref telling Trick the patented "we gotta go" a few times

Oh wow he legit got himself hurt and they had to rush the finisher

fantastic show nxtchads
see you all sunday for another episode of nxt ples mogging main roster ples

>>18600881
Jevan Evans

Bouncy is dimes, he needs to dethrone Oba when he's called up

Is Satana really all TNA has to take the belt off trick?

Lol, what a cheezeball distraction ending to a great match.
Like a clown horn honking after a violin concert.

Oh well, 9/10 imo still

You could say he bounced back from that table shot.

NXT was good bros. Now im gonna bust my dick to Fallon. Bye

kinda gay ending, no one cares about smark santana

>>18600912
oh you, kek

>>18600906
Yes, he's literally the most over guy in the company.

>>18600904
this is how he dethrones him and oba goes up when he drops

>>18600923
what a genuinely pissant company if "damian priest but midget" is their top guy

>>18600900
jevon didn't look hurt at all in the later parts of the match and was moving completely fine
i think that they planned the fake injury spot but let it go a little too long

>>18600931
Why you even hating on Puerto Rico man? He's a nice dude.

The thread is over no one will know if I say ngrz r black

kek

>>18600902
Yeah, it tends to be like that. Goodnight Steam Pig enjoyer. See you at Evolve maybe.

>>18600957
Darkskeet

>>18600957
kek Ava

>>18600957
ava herself being a stud has no room to speak

>>18600957
dark state? more like dick plate

>>18600957
rare ava funny

>>18600957
Kek