Thread 18606441

Can someone explain how this supposed to help someone (specifically a high-flyer) become a better pro wrestler?

>>18606441 (OP)
Higher pain threshold, less reservations about doing crazy injurious shit.

>>18606441 (OP)
One Stu rapes you in his basement in front of his kids and they no sell it, you really learn what kayfabe and wrestling is all about.

Catch Wrestling was literally how wrestling started chud, all the high flying shit came from mexico.

>>18606456
>Catch Wrestling
Catching Stu's loads in your mouth maybe.

>>18606441 (OP)
It wasn't. It was a ruse from Stu so that young studs would let him molest them.

>>18606441 (OP)
Stu hart was quite literally just an old faggot. There was a story on talk is Jericho were he tried to pull this bullshit on Iron Sheik and told him “give me your wrist” snd the Sheik replied “Stu Hart, if you as good shooter as you say, come and take my wrist baba” and Stu cucked out like a pussy and shit himself malding. He just liked to touch boys and feel like a big man

>zoomers can't do anything without thinking about dicks and sex
the gayest generation is a bunch of mind broken little negroid brains.

>>18606766
>self professed zoomer thinks it's perfectly normal to go into an old stranger's basement and get "stretched" and "pinned" to learn how to wrestle
Keep defending your fantasties bro

>>18606441 (OP)
Why is Stu's hand on his penis?

>>18606441 (OP)
Stu nooooo please my tight brown anus.

>>18606441 (OP)
You have to let promoters buttfuck you to get booked. Stu "stretched" people to get their buttholes ready

>>18606825
Because Sabu didn't put his hand on Stu's

>>18606853
>You have to let promoters buttfuck you to get booked.
A tradition that lives on in some circles to this day

>>18606866
Tony strikes me as the type of guy who just wants to watch you jerk off in front of him. A couple white claws and a few lines later id jerk off in front of him for sure.

>>18606903
You think he'd be content with just watching?

>>18606916
Yeah i think hes a polite guy he just likes to watch and maybe compliment you on the size of your load. Maybe even a little golf clap.

>>18606441 (OP)
>me if Stu tried to 'check my oil' in the dungeon

>>18606441 (OP)
Stu liked to get his rocks of by molesting young men.There's a reason why everyone who trained there was fucked up

>>18606441 (OP)
The whole Dungeon thing is just weird

>>18606485
I miss the days when wrestling was about who cums in whose mouth first.

>>18606646
based sheiky no selling that dead pedo bitch

>>18606441 (OP)
well... can someone explain wtf he IS doing? cause i have no clue based on this image

>>18607155
That's a textbook Saskatchewan Gaper.

>>18607155
Its pretty self explanatory. Stu has Sabu trapped in a crucifix hold and hes just getting ready to sit on his face and make Sabu tongue his anus.

>>18606934
Maybe ask if it's ok if touches your dick for a second to feel how heavy it is.

>>18606825
Its technical wrestling

>>18607237
rofl

>>18606813
>your fantasies
yes, "my" fantasies.
it's not you're the one who thinks of gay sex everytime your mind has the opportunity.
i bet you watch women's wrestling actually for the wrestling. and you pick women avatars for every game you play.
you're one of those weirdos that has to associate sexuality with everything he sees.

>>18607889
>i bet you watch women's wrestling actually for the wrestling. and you pick women avatars for every game you play.
>you're one of those weirdos that has to associate sexuality with everything he sees.
Always great when you argue against yourself.

>>18607913
point out the flaw, lil bro.

>>18607952
>point out the flaw
Find a mirror and you won't need me to do that brainlet.

>>18606441 (OP)
"You train like hell so the game feels like heaven."

>>18606646
Based sheiky baby exposed that old queer

>>18607965
>hurr durr mirror joke
pretty weak, lil bro.
you watch women wrestling, unironically. and you play with women avatars when you game.
there's a tranny living in your brain, lil bro.

>>18606441 (OP)
Wtf is he even doing? Even is we pretend this isn't just gay faggots rubbing on each, what does "stretching" actually achieve?

>>18608091
>what does "stretching" actually achieve?
it keeps weak retarded smark faggots, like yourself, from entering the wrestling business and ruining it.
they got rid of that tradition. and the gay slop you pretend to like for reddit upvotes is what we're left with, lil bro.

>>18608091
Warms up the muscles and promotes healthy blood flow. Stand up, take a shower, and go outside once in a while.

>>18608349
Nobody who ever trained in the dungeon ever drew a dime so this is a retarded claim

>>18606916
He thinks actual sex is too exhausting

>>18606441 (OP)
probably what ballet teachers do with little girls, crack open their joints

Why is this board so fucking gay?

>>18606441 (OP)
If Stu was a chomo how come Bret wasn’t fucked up or hated him?

>>18606441 (OP)
Getting "stretched" aka getting molested was a way to weed out the weaklings from entering the business. Think of your favorite musician or actor. They also had to suck a cock or take it up the ass a few times to prove themselves.

>>18608070
>>hurr durr mirror joke
Isn't that one of the lame memes you've been trying to push for as long as you've been a faggot? Still spamming your shit, hoping to god it catches on.

>>18608523
Is that why you sucked and got fucked by cock bro?

>>18608714
YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW

>>18608798
Yea but she's a woman bro. You ain't.

>>18606456
1950's wrestling was high flying

>pulls guard

Oi Stu, come and getch it

Is the video of Jordan Petersen describing and thinking the scene with Stu in Wrestling with Shadows was a shoot still online?

>>18607889
>you pick women avatars for every game you play.
found the yearly release buyer
>inb4 reply
i don't play videogames, i have 3 sucessful businesses to run and a family of 14 to feed.
get a life, anus licker

this dude used his basement and wrestling knowledge as an excuse to rape young men and teenage boys

>>18608504
because everyone who comes here takes it up the ass and down the throat.
plus it's what being a sports fan is about, it's the unspoken hobby within a hobby

>>18608523
i would suck a cock or take it up the ass for Tay

>>18608519
Stu wasn't a homo but Bret had a complicated love-hate relationship with Stu. See Wrestling with Shadows

>>18606441 (OP)
Stfu stu wasn't gay

>>18606485
>Catching Stu's loads in your mouth maybe.
LMAO

>>18610509
>Is the video of Jordan Petersen describing and thinking the scene with Stu in Wrestling with Shadows was a shoot still online?
What scene?

>>18610705
wtf is he doing to him?!

>>18606441 (OP)
Man Stu propably „stretched” Sabu real good considering his career in OG ECW

>yo bro why these uncs be learnin headlocks and shit instead of gymnastics?
>shit is dogwater fr fr
>need to learn to flip unc
>nah this shit is cringe
>finna wanna see a samoan go through the Slim Jim (R) table on god

>>18607243
>>18607237
Kek

>>18608519
>how come Bret wasn’t fucked up
lol, Bret's first thought after Owen died was about himself. He might be the actual most screwed up Hart brother

>>18606441 (OP)
>learning wrestling moves is le bad
what is so hard to understand about it?

>>18606441 (OP)
>"Now once you got him here you've got some choices. You can't sodmize him, but you can absolutely getting your willie wet."

>>18606441 (OP)
Old man "training" and "stretching" teenage boys in his "dungeon".
Hmm....

>>18606441 (OP)
Getting stretched out sucks, but it's not that bad after the first few times. Gets you used to is.

>>18606825
Stu wasn't as bad as people claim, he'd at least give you a reacharound

>>18606441 (OP)
Did Stu even wrestle? i've never seen one of his matches.

>>18611996
Stu wrestled tigers and bears, dude. He tagged with Bret once or twice.

>>18611996
it would be illegal to show or distribute his matches

>>18606646
Holy fuck if this is true that’s hilarious

>>18611996
He had a 5 star gokkun deathmatch with a youngboy back in '97

>>18606441 (OP)
Idk

>>18610926
According to Bret, it's for inflicting pain to the dummy knowing it's fake but when Stu inflicted pain to him, it was real

fucking kek bretslime came out of hiding to defend stu itt

>>18606646
SWAB Sheik was always based. Told that old gay bitch to run up and get done up

>>18608070
>headcanon
>headcanon
>projection
lol

>>18608519
Lots of pedos and serial killers leave their families out of their business. In fact some even say they could never imagine hurting their families at all

>>18606441 (OP)
this shit gay af fr

>>18611996
>Did Stu even wrestle?
Yea. Stu Hart wrestled with being a faggot for decades.

>>18614275
>SWAB
sheesh what a bitch? sheik what a based?