Thread 18607554

Scotland Is All Elite As AEW Lights Up Glasgow's OVO Hydro For The First Time Ever!...
AEW Dynamite TONIGHT! from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Special Guest Commentator Bryan Danielson!
>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page!
>Will Ospreay & Jon Moxley Face-to-Face!
>Death Riders vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi & JetSpeed in a Trios Match
>FTR vs. Brodido in a World Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Finals Match
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm & Alex Windsor vs. ROH Women's World Champion Athena & TBS Champion The CEO Mercedes Mone in a Tag Team Match
>Tony Schiavone Interviews Adam Copeland & Christian Cage Live!
>And More!

** 4 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18607554 (OP)
I LOVE AEW!

>>18607554 (OP)
Someone beat ya to it bro >>18607484

AH YESSIR
AFRAID SO
LOLS

Lmao

>>18607554 (OP)
>already Gamethread #3
>2 hrs before showtime
AEW = WHITE HOT PRODUCT

I think that, AEW is disease on proof wrestling and needs to die or else there going kill it for good

does AEW start at the usual time tonight? also feel free to use /tzg/ as a gamethread. it's a really comfy thread.

edrones hate watching and bumping threads lmao
NXT threads must've been pretty dead for them to seethe this much

>I think that, AEW is disease on proof wrestling and needs to die or else there going kill it for good
GMS!!

>>18607554 (OP)
I head the Adam Copeland and Christian Cage segment was breddy good

>>18607554 (OP)
Watch WWE
Thank me later

>>18607779
That would be a first recently

AJ Lee return incoming

It's not Dynamite without the Peter Griffin "ooh I got a feeling" poster

>>18607798
But I have sex with my wife and have a family
Why would I watch something made for kids and mentally ill adults?

I am hearing NBC kicked SNME off Network TV and dumped it on Peacock. SAD!

>>18607814
I'm not gonna steal his spot but he the post is here in Thread #1 >>18605915

>>18607904
That's because of the ABSYMAL ratings the last SNME event drew on NBC.
Why you ask?
Because they tried to go head to head with All In and Tone ran the show out long to have his Main Event clash with the entire 1st hour of SNME. gutted the rating as a result. Now they are kicked off NBC
KWAB

Building was jammed to the rafters tonight

Me if Isla Dawn doesn't wrestle

>>18608095
BASED

>>18608089
I would slay my family to see Buddy team up with Isla.

Thanks to /pw/, last week's Dynamite was the number 1 show on cable! + I think /pw/ is having a great 2025!

Dont miss Dynamite TONIGHT!

>>18608185
based TK

Wazzup sickos?!?!? Ready for an killer episode? Heard it was a good one!

I just took creep shots of my PAWG milf neighbor sunbathing, AMA

>>18607554 (OP)
15 MINS WARNING BROS
HAHAHAH YESSSSS

>>18607554 (OP)
This is gamethread 1

>>18608212
May I see them?

>Books a 3 way so the Hurt Syndicucks don't have to eat a pin
Cringe as FUCK.

>>18608271
Sorry no that's unethical. They are only for me pulling my pud to.

This site is so fucking retarded all the time why do I have to wait 2 hours??

Sup bitches

>>18607554 (OP)
Toni win
Death riders win
Mone win

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18608286
Triller TV is going to air Dynamite after the TBS & HBO Broadcast

excited to see a packed house that is hyped for the show, haven't seen that in a while.

>>18608312
Why tho?

>>18608320
I think that, its not even impressive if there just going be in countrys with no wrestling

>>18608323
Not sure but that's what I was told something having to do with Turner having first dibs on airing AEW programming or something

KWAJPF
kek what a jannetty pissant fed

>>18608337
It's live on Triller every other week though

>>18608354
Yeah only an issue when the timezone fucks with the airing of the program

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB

kek remember when this nigga was getting choked out with a plastic bag and started spazzing out all over the place

Hangpeople WW@

>>18608368
It looks like there's two weiners above him he's gay lol

>no open showing the big crowd etc
Le sigh.
It's shit like this that shows how bad Tony is at production. Show your fucking accomplishments man.

DAX SPOTTED

WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>hangman using public transportation
basef

>Danielson on commentary

Get ready "I eat fruit sperm" bros

public transportation only works in majority white countries

>NOOOO STOP USING OUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY SIR BRYAN

Nick Khan is such a little bitch.

Where my Bruvs at?

>>18608379
I think that, tony is just amateur he doent know how to show the building and brag like WWE does

ELEVATED

GODSPREAY
GODSPREAY

I see a lack of diversity in the crowd, that is problematic for "tribe" reasons

Is Hangman going to get a power up tonight when someone tosses him a bottle of Buckfast

>>18608396
bruva

These is your world champion

>>18608396
Only the highest quality of slag for me

The fucking chants

>>18608396
here bruv
https://files.catbox.moe/j56jns.mp4

>>18608409
that's a solid seven in Scotland

>>18608403
can't believe hangmam supports this lack of diversity

Where does Scotland rank in the best countries in the UK?

>>18608413
windsaaaaaaaaaa big downgrade

>>18608408
>only 26 yes old
Doubly Grim

>>18608409
Toni looking timeless as ever there

Hi, guys!

>be done by 10
>we murder the yanks in drinking

>>18608418
Boards of Canada are from there so it cant be THAT bad

>random ospreay anecdote promo
kino

>>18608418
Better than Northen Ireland, worst than Wales.

will ospreay just prayed to mecca

Comfy Wednesday, what's my fellow AEW brothers drinking/eating/smoking on tonight?

Fucking cringe promo

>None of that vegan crap

Assplay SHOOTIN on danielson

>>18608413
>pump it up
what did she mean by this

justified "sausage rolls" chants on Dynamite RIGHT NOW

DANIELSON CALLED OUT

I can't understand anything anybody is saying

>you're not just people
>you're people the rest of the world spent years were retarded based on a Wikipedia editor writing in how they thought "Scots-English" should read

>>18608434
I have one can of white claw left.

>>18608435
Michael Cole has that affect

>It's an Ospreay baffles a chunk of the Americans by going full bongaloid episode.
Based sausage roll chant.

These is your leader

Based europoor crowd

that was a great bit of bantz there with Bryan

>>18608434
water and pizza from a local place

do you remember when we were all in school and we were all silly and we threw glue sticks at the ceiling

OSPREY GOING CRIPPLE HIM SELF
BAHAHAHAHAH

Guys I'm 36 and Taka Michinoku's JTO promotion is promising to train those into their 40's and 50's. Should I sign up with the homeboy?

>>18608452
Shit bro should've stocked up. Wish I could be smoking but got a hair follicle coming up. Door dash some drinks from big red homie

>>18608434
smokin some dank thca gotta love mail order weed

No shit he wouldn’t be able to wrestle post neck surgery, Will is stupid for doing so and Tony is stupider for letting him

Where's Zack Saber Jr?

>>18608454
I find these incredibly charming, I imagine the Yuros look at us cockeyed when we make cracker barrel references and whatnot

>>18608420
seriously like

What is Osprey's outfit called?

Legally cannot blame Tony if something happens to Will on Sunday

>>18608470
based pizza bro

wish they would stop starting shows with 20 minute long promos fuck man

Assplay is going to cripple himself for another 5 stars

>>18608434
whisky and loads of lager

Tony is unironically retarded for letting this guy wrestle. Selfish and careless at the absolute best

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

Aren't Will Ospreay cage matches cursed? His last one in NJPW retired one guy and put one on the shelf for over a year.

BACKWARDS CAP MARINA CRUSH MY BALLS PLEASE

>>18608506
Rae Seto feet

>>18608483
5th day off weed, wanna apply for new jobs next month. I have a small headache, I think my brain misses the shit.

>>18608470
based sensible bro

WE WANT IZZY
WE WANT IZZY

>>18608506
Still got a long-ass Cope promo to come :)

>>18608486
bro everyone says thca is the same thing but I've been smoking since I was a wee lad and I've tried THCA from dozens of places, shit doesn't get me high. Thought it was a tolerance thing but then got some dispensary weed and was high as a kite after first toke

Listen Tony, if the show is pre-taped, you're allowed to sweeten the crowd noise. Triple the volume

I wish Mina's tiddies would Death Paizuri me

What kind of barriers are those?

>>18608512
roddy please

>>18608522
Quitting weed and THC shit was the best decision I ever made. Power through it brother.

nice hat marina

Excalibur fucking ruins everything

>>18608489
Don't get worked bitch

Why are there kids at an AEW show? Isn't that what is WWE is for?

>>18608543
I love Eel's crispy body

>>18608522
Start dreaming yet? For 2 decades sleep felt like I just blacked out and woke up. Never a single fucking dream and now I'm having crazy dreams every night. Best of luck with the job bro

>>18608482
Sure he'll take your money

is Danielson awake on commentary?

kek that got a laugh out of me

GO ACE

Is Marina not showing nipples because of Sharia law?

These is your top heel

>>18608540
Don't add a layer of complication for the AEW audio crew, they already fuck it up on a weekly basis. If you ask them to sweeten the audio they'll accidentally pump in a fucking CM Punk chant.

What do Tanahashi's knees sound like?

>>18608553
edrones are gross lmao ew bro

bless tana and his 0 knees

>>18608489
Ya know it's a TV show right?
>>18608511
worked mark

Mox should add some supernatural element to his gimmick

It's Japanese John Cena.

ACE
C
E

>that tana shuffle
Good lord I hope he gets new knees after he retires

Tana can barely walk to the ring, someone needs to stop him

Tanahashi going out there moving like he’s Andre the Giant. Fucking grim.

Whos this Japanese tranny? AEW so gay lol

For me it's the national dish of Scotland: the munchy box

>>18608560
Bro, my very FIRST night I had a lucid ass dream about my pa. I've been dreaming like crazy since then, I definitely miss the almost blackness in slumber

Tanahashi more Z-Pak than man, but goddammit the fire still burns

Damn Tana can barely move sheesh.

>>18608560
that goes away after not too long I've found desu. Though I don't mind not remembering my dreams.
I need to stop using 7-OH but don't feel like withdrawing again so I take it 4 times a day just to feel normal. Does help my back though I will say.

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18608558
based kids, these lil homies would be wcw fans back in the day
WWE kids just watch Disney shit

no refunds trannies

>>18608565
Kek I'll send him an email tomorrow.

>>18608604
>>18608560
Get a room you little aewsissy faggots. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>18608595
Isn't he on like his 2nd replacement set

>>18608506
Dynamite before ppv can't take too many risks with the wrestlers

Huh, somehow it just sunk in that FD is Tana's last UK show and they're giving him a spot in the "main event". Neat.

>>18607554 (OP)
unironically why does aew do so many kidnapping angles

I’m gonna give my cat the Yuta haircut

>>18608603
BOSH
haven't had one in ages

>>18608604
Same bro. Looking forward to going back after I pass my hair test. Union pipefitter gig. $50 an hour, gotta do what we gotta do

>>18608597
>>18608599
>>18608595

Tony khan is a pedophile

Shafir has some very tight pants on

>>18608629
Tony Khan's paranoia as a rich bitch

I wish Shafir would eject the semen from my balls

>>18608621
bump all you want
we ain't going to the evolve threads
kek

where is Will taking Marina to?

>>18608603
proper fuckin munch that, lad

>>18608641
good

LMAO

Based Osprey taking her for a death riding

>>18608661
Present for his wife son bruv

anyone else have to refresh Dynamite on Max everytime they go to commercial? shits annoying

On your fucking knees aewsissies.
Suck.
This is your life.

>>18608661
The interracial breeding grounds

>>18608595
after this Tana's joining Muto with the robot wheelchair club

>>18608603
these scots can hang with their fast food, brother

>>18608655
kek cooked that pig

>>18608661
The world's toughest game show in town

>>18608672
kek this will be the next ss trend to cause autistic mexicans to squeal

>>18608669
hnnggg
Hot ass femdom mistress

>I have to watch commercials and not the fullscreen PiP feed of the match
i am SICKENED

>Y-yes father! *wipe sweat* Those numbers are just wrong, father. *farts* The guy who typed those files is... *farts again* Disabled, yes-yes! It's actually 1,347,000 views! The guy just forgot to type the "1," that's all! Hahahahahaha! *farts louder* You know, Americans and DEI! Oh that, father?! Oh that's just a typo! It is in reality +77,000,000$ of net worth won! *draw a line on the - to make it a + and also draw a :) while sweating buckets* See, father?! No big deal, hahahahaha! *farts loudly* By the way, father do you have some change to spare? WWE meanies released new talents and I would like to hire them! Yes, father! They will being dimes! Yes, father, I will have a girlfriend soon! No, father I am not a dogwanker! *shits aggressively* Oh my, sorry father! I have a bad case! I must leave quickly, see you later! *run while farting and shitting out of stress*
Shadid begin to wonder if Tony is just bullshitting him... But he found that :) very well drawn, so he scoffed this idea aside.

>>18608603
That shit does not look the least bit appetizing

>>18608669
didn't she say this is all Moxley's idea? does he get Renee to dress up like this?

Hey bros I just got here. What did I miss so far? Any promos?

>>18608685
AEW wrestlers going through those events would be fantastic.

>>18608603
Scotland is not a bad after all

>>18608619
kek let us know what he says
mattafacka

>>18608701
Will Ospreay kidnapped Shafir

why are women allowed to walk around with hard nipples but guys can’t walk around with boners

need a clip of marina getting abducted lol

Reminder: Japanese fans hate you.
Everyone hates you.

>>18608693
>Dollar sign after number
Hello Rajneesh. Enjoy the last Roman reigns match?

>>18608661
to Greggs

I am just reporting in to say FUCK YOU TRILLER/Fite for making me watch tonight's show with commercials.

Why come WWE fans openly criticize the show in the gamethreads all the time but AEW fans never do?
Almost like you guys are afraid of admitting everything isnt "GREAT!".

Tana's knees struggling to get to the 2nd rope

>>18608669
she `100% has a fetish for it

>>18608701
sosig rolls are over

Watching Tanahashi makes me miss Jericho

I hope my wife Katherine is in attendance

>>18608712
Who won G1 again? Was it Mr Iguana??
lmaoo

>>18608712
rare instance were honorable Japanese men do not own up to their own mistakes. shamefur display

Marina's got to be top 5 hottest in the women's division. Also if Tana's this fucked why is he doing 2 matches before Forbidden Door, do we not have brains?

>>18608725
Wrestling without ads wouldn't be wrestling

How often does Tana wrestle nowadays?

this nigga washed

oh shit war dogs

>>18608701
Ospreay put over greggs and buried Bryan "vegan" Danielson.

>>18608749
He just did the G1

>>18608734
Don't tell me Jericho is going to retire Tanahashi

>>18608725
+1 from me on this.
I am LIVID

When is frat house coming back

>>18608744
Do you not go to live shows?

You just KNOW Tony is going to give Izzy a private "tryout" for AEW. After he's tired of her, he will kick this dumbass bitch to the curb. He knows shes a drone at heart.

Gabe Kidd just save Tana's knees

>>18608728
no idea anon, if my life was spent crying and hate watching wwe, I'd probably just kill myself

Claudio's irrational fear of body bags will always pop me

I MIGHT HIT DAT DRILLA RIGHT

Jon Silver clone??

these ain't my dawgs nuh uh

Tanahashi was begging his knees to stay together after that pin

>no pop for gabe kidd in his home country
kwab

I want Speedball to be removed from AEW fucking shit he is terrible

>>18608759
I used to but not anymore. But live shows have sponsors, ergo, ads.

Erm... late stage WCW, much?
This is sloppy......

>>18608738
She'll probably be at Forbidden Door since she lives in London. This show is happening 1000 miles away from there

>>18608744
We call you drones for a reason

kino locker room brawl

Why does Roddy want his wife to stay in the bag?

Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe

>>18608789
dont kinkshame brother

SCHMOZZ

BASED SHMOZ

>>18608732
so do i anon, so do i.

I think that, this is very sloppy having people run out 20 times tony if your going be WCW just call your self wcw.

>>18608789
worked by base Darby

>>18608789
Have they ever acknowledged they’re married on tv?

>>18608810
only on Hey!EW
partial canon

Dragon sucks on commentary. Is Taz not allowed in the UK, wtf?

>>18608754
Impressive for an old head

>>18608716
Not anymore

lil nigga with a coffin drop from the shadows

Why didn't Samoa Joe just come out in his Sweet Tooth car and take them all out

hey drilla don't fuck up your audition for tony

>>18608782
nigga believes wcw fed meme because kiddo wasn't alive for based 90s wrestling

lil nigga ate some serious shit on that fall

>>18608818
So it moves to Tanahashi now?

>>18608815
Too long of a flight post knee replacement. He'd end up throwing a clot and dying like Chris Candido

>>18608824
>lights own head on fire
>disembowels opponent
kino

>>18608828
yeah that was a rough one

>>18608815
Taz don't work Scotland
B town, brother
Only London for the PPV
big league Jones ova here

AEW isn’t leverage

is forbidden door on at the same time as the wwe event in england?

Terrible video package. Loll amateur

>>18608831
Oshi I apologize then

>>18608396
is it wrong to enjoy life?

so opps vs bc preshow?

>>18608824
fuckin shoot hate Twisted Metal show
I played tm2 at release. shit was kino
Still remember sweet tooth code you found falling off that skyscraper level
Shadow was based

Great video package. Loll professional

>>18608842
BASED PICCOLO

>>18608848
Life or slags? Either way, enjoy both

>>18608840
like a hot knife through butter he went

>>18608603
my shit would be a fine liquid after eating that

AEW SUCKS FUCKING SHIT!!!@@@

>>18608867
the double edged sword of corporate synergy

>>18608867
If Hologram wanted to, he could've stopped it. But he isn't real

Good start lucky Scots

>>18608876
git gud cunt

Was the crowd this silent live?

NEW THREAD
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>>18608700
worked idiot

Hope this traiter faggot blows his fuckin knee out walking to stage

>cope segment
AAAAAAND MUTED

>>18608867
Capeshit is cool tho

Is Toni still covering for an injured Justin?

Time to take a nap

>thought he was getting pyro
lmaooooooooooo

>>18608894
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

I have no idea what the words are to this song

>>18608917
Me neither, they should just start putting them up so everyone can sing along

>>18608917
I doubt most of the people singing did either, just say something that sort of sounds like it

>>18608917
50%+ of people live in attendance at pro wrestling shows don't either

>>18608917
SOMETHING SOMETHING COPELAND RHODES

>>18608900
Superman was so cringe that it just circled back to based

Based Christian can't stop being heel

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>18608888

Cope confirmed having had an asshole transplant

Slight smirk form Tony

>>18608962
He's just being honest

>>18608962
The spear to complete the standing 10 count last year is still one of the best things I've ever seen.

Sounded like he said straight in your ass

Wayne almost came out the same time as Christian

Still Killswitch?

Christian landed bad on that chokeslam