Thread 18608888

Scotland Is All Elite As AEW Lights Up Glasgow's OVO Hydro For The First Time Ever!...
AEW Dynamite TONIGHT! from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Special Guest Commentator Bryan Danielson!
>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page!
>Will Ospreay & Jon Moxley Face-to-Face!
>Death Riders vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi & JetSpeed in a Trios Match
>FTR vs. Brodido in a World Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Finals Match
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm & Alex Windsor vs. ROH Women's World Champion Athena & TBS Champion The CEO Mercedes Mone in a Tag Team Match
>Tony Schiavone Interviews Adam Copeland & Christian Cage Live!
>And More!

** 4 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18608888 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING QUADS OF TRUTH

>>18608888 (OP)
Quads for thread 4

COPE AND CAGE

>Cope segment

Time to go scoop the litter box

where's hologram?

I AM GAY
IM SO FUCKING GAY
YESTERDAY I FUCKED TWO GUYS
ONE WAS TRANS, ONE WAS NONBINARY
AND THEY CAME IT ALL
CAME IN MY BEHIND

>>18608888 (OP)
Quads Kevin Nash would be jealous of

The Cope mandatory singlaong has entered go away heat territory with me already

While we wait for this boring segment to end what is your favorite Darius stim?

>>18608888 (OP)
THIS IS GAMETHREAD NUMBER 2


AEWTIST TRYING INFLATE GAMETHRASD AGAI


GAMETHREAD 2

Cope is the new Jericho. zzzzzzzz

no hologram no watch

>>18608908
For your cat or have you taken the litter box pill too?

WHERES THE PYRO TONY

We get kino aew and edrones crying on the same thread
Wednesdays are so cash here

Not going to lie, I would that shiny ass Indian girl in the crowd

Scotland's brown women look...decent?

How yall coping that we getting Based Jericho?

>>18608906
If their talk show on Collision isn't called the Cope Cage I will be disappointed.

man fuck off with this shit it's bad enough when they do it for jeribloat where's christian

>AEWTIST TRYING INFLATE GAMETHRASD AGAI
SAAAAAAAAAAR

so if its a triple threat is MJF not costing the Hurt Syndiate their tag titles?

Let the man conduct his business

How did Edge and Christian reunite? I missed that week

do you Euros sing when you're watching wrestling at home too?

Saw Luchasaurus' name on the wiki page for FDoor and thought it was a prank, like when the Haitch or HBK page contained a blowjob by one on the other after one of them won their 27th WWF belt. Forgot it was a delayed tape.
You're welcome for the spoiler, bitches.

>>18608925
just when we get rid of 1 Jericho...............

This team will be kino odd couple tag team magic

LMAO

justified "he's your asshole" chants RIGHT NOW

>>18608960
based Indiana homie here
suck my cock boy

BASED CHRISTIAN

Thoughts on the new bret quote about aew?

This crowd is making this mid show awesome. If AEW still drew in the states, Dynamite would be a much more enjoyable experience.

Not gonna lie they do work great these two

based segment

STOP TALKING WHEN I AM CONDUCTING BUSINESS

>>18608989
Brett is the Marc Maron of wrestling. It used to be cool but we all just tired of the bitching at this point

GET THESE BOOMERS OFF THE SHOW

>Goes soul searching
>Confirms he's fine just as he is

I love Christian so much bros

BASED SELF POSITIVITY SELF AFFIRMING CHRISTIAN
U ARE ENOUGH HONEY

How did edge and Christian reunite? Was it a big moment?

Christian is actually making this work

>>18608989
I ain't reading that shit

>>18608995
Yeah, this is a nice change of pace after weeks of small ass venues like Casa Tonita

>>18608989
Bret sure is chatty nowadays.

PLOT TWIST: Kip Sabian pins Edge at the PPV and finally gets over for the first time since his team with Jimmy Havoc

milk truck in the hizzy!!!

MOMMY

Mama Wayne

>>18608947
we have not wanted him for many years
take our used out sloppy seconds
by all means

damn those titties bro

MAMA MILKIES

Kip wearing more makeup than Mama Wayne

MAMA WAYNE BROS WE HAVE ARRIVED

>>18609019
Kip Sabian is over if only cos he gets to fuck Penelope Ford

Mommy Wayne would make a lot of money doing incest porn

they really need to fuck off with nick Wayne it's a failed experiment

HOLY MOMMY

>>18609032
I'm thirsty

Imagine fucking Mrs. Khan's fat milf ass

M O T H E R
THEY ARE OOT TONIGHT IN GLESGAH

I thought Nick Wayne vs Hook would be the next generational rivalry.

>>18609040
Kindly kill yourself, cretin

>>18609041
>>18609032

>chrristian took his CTE pills
good promo

>>18609037
it's not failed it's just way too early. he should exclusively be on ROH for the next year or two.

>>18609037
Nah, yung bussin is based. but he is kinda rambling.

>>18609037
I was at Dynasty and he is extremely over with the urban female audience. Every black woman was ready to rip his tights off.

Young bussin is not happy

LUCHASAURUS LETS GO

we can rebuild him

shit they shot him full of green goo and he has turned on Christian!

Honest question, how do you guys tolerate that little faggot Nick Wayne? What a fucking joke lol

Where did Wayne find Dino blood?

huh I thought he died of AIDS or in a car accident or something

Lmfao, AEW fans have to pretend to care about Luchasaurus

>>18609031
she 100% pegs him while eating out Penelope

>>18608888 (OP)
6'5" is a mighty small monster.

>that hoganesque bump by cope for that chokeslam
kek

Did Jack Perry revive Luchasaurus?

Sex with Luchasaurus and Mortos

Oh shit it's Lucha- I mean Killswitch

Who the fuck is gonna carry that match on Sunday

Luchasaurus looks great from a dude recovered from double pneumonia

MONSTER POO

>>18609067
he had double pneumonia I think

booba can divide a dinosaur's loyalty any day of the week

YOU FIXED MY LUCHASAUURAS TOY
!!!!!!
THANK YOU DADDY!!!!!

>>18609037
>it's a failed experiment
nah das ur life

THAT'S GOTTA BE

How can someone be Jungle Boy’s Jannetty

>>18609063
Not liking Yung Bussin' KYS

THEY CURED CUMLUNG!!
HOOOOOLY

I’d sell my soul for Killswitch vs Buddy.

>>18609071
Remember when AEW first started and he'd step over the top rope when getting in like he's Nash/Giant, and he'd always struggle. He started doing the flip over after that.

Will SCAPEGOAT reunite with Luchasaurus?

Are Nick Wayne and Jack Perry going to have a Luchasaurus on a pole match?

Kip Sabian looks like a zesty Witcher.

>>18609073
kek you spotted it too
and he claims to like Luchasaurus

Luchasaurus didn't die. Nice

>>18609069
lucha is based bro
Look at ya pathetic ass hate watching
lmao

Met Aubrey earlier

>>18609114
You don;t leave the house
You steal photos of other people who do off the Internet and repost them anonymously because you're a coward

Why is Luchasaurus still using the Killswitch gimmick, given to him by Christian, when he is now fighting against Christian?

>>18609114
Why does Will Ospreay look like a young Nick Saban?

>>18609114
I'd turn that dyke into a cock lover real quick

Rough anal hatefucking Aubrey Edwards until her asshole is raw and she cant stop neighing

Gangrel will heal Christian and Copeland friendship

>>18609125
Kek you cooked that fucking piggy crispy

>>18609127
who's this faith plus one generic band you posting fag boy?

RiccoGOAT don't get caught up in this jew's nonsense

>>18609134
Didn't he become an adult film star?

it's no ordinary square
enjoy the go
with charmin

>>18609148
he's literally appeared on AEW before with them

>>18609151
What a fucking night that was.

>>18609142
sex kitten

>>18609158
were you there? did you shit in the bag?

Stokley should've had a full body cast

WWE even owns AEW gamethreads lol.
You are our little bitches.
Then
Now
Forever.

>>18609137
All you have to do is tell the truth about them
>>18609158
I remembe it fondly

>>18609142
You just can't handle the bantz when she throws it back at the crowd.

Big Stoke isn't big.

>>18609161
No I was laughing on 4chan.

>>18609151
Drones can be conditioned to accept anything

>>18609172
He's the tallest Stokley

>>18609166
bro mad no one's cares about the evolve show
Thanks for the bump piggie
kek

I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

BUT HE DONT EVEN USE IT ANY MORE LOL!

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

>>18608989
you mean thoughts on your chatgpt generated post?

>>18609172
He's big where it counts

>teaming for 3 months
>Has more chemistry that Hounds of Hell
Buddybros...

>>18609183
Do you have a word document filled with all your personal pastas?

>>18609182
The entire 1st Gamethread was filled by him seething alone

buddy will return and his stable doesn't even exist anymore LMAO

>>18609183
>You wanted warrrr!!!
Based TK causing piggies to cry on live threads
Love Wednesdays here fellow Adub homies

Why do drones always shit up our gamethreads?

>E and C are one of the most popular tag teams ever
>haven't worked together in years
>big return match is against Twink Sabin and Dinosaur Man

wtf is this booking?

>>18609195
Really exposes Buddy

>>18609195
Buddy shouldn't be a tag teamer. He's better solo.

based strike force shirt spotted

>>18609204
>>18609183
Why did Tony pay for that song and use it like 3 times? It was a great into and he doesnt even use it anymore.

>>18609197
we should probably feel bad about dunking on adult edrones
but nah
shits too fun

>>18609195
house husband status?

>>18609196
he 100% does
his life is that empty and sad
>>18609205
It's just 1 (One) guy
Singular. One.

>>18609206
Sicko booking, please understand.

We love the Budster here.

>>18609216
Only the team he deserves is when I fuck his girl while she pegs him

>>18609206
Get rid of other dude and reunite Perry and Lucha
I know you're watching TK
Do it for the sickos you coward

>>18609225
nah
they're not even real people
it should be legal to hunt them for sport

>>18609219
Strike Force was Martel and who?

I think that, Vince going come back to tv when aew dies and hes going laugh and dance on there grave

AEW is not professional wrestling.

>>18609246
santana

>>18609183
It's not really a war is your plan is to have Cena's retirement match opposite a pay per view on SNME a week before your show gets canceled.

>>18609239
Loved Cash's reaction to that
>>18609237
talk me through the mechanics of how tthat wuld work

FTR winning?

>>18609230
Its not even bitchtits, he doesnt have the hallmarks of bitchtits like saying rovert etc

>We Hurt Peepo
>We Hurt Peepo
>We Hurt Peepo

Nice throw right to the ref twice

>>18609247
>there
GMS

>>18609247
>Vince going come back to tv
its not happening

>>18609245
kek based
Droney huntin season is on

Dax "The Axewound" Harwood

>>18609257
Don't call my bluff I'm a virgin drone just shitting on Buddy

>>18609251
Oh yeah. Fuck man, the 80s had the best tag teams and tag team names.

>>18609247
Based TK forcing a scared fed to bring back a sex pervert who begged negroes to fuck his girl
kek
topkek, even

the tag team should be Brody King/Ishii
the No-neck bros

>>18609273
First guy Tony should try to poach from WWE

first hour was kind of mid ngl.

>>18609273
Kek

Stokley has hands of steel

How many wrestlers do the trigger finger thing?

>>18609252
All In killed SNME, that's what happens when you try to counter program AEW

>>18609245
based

>>18609183
Why did WWE use Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People song for Smackdown if your average WWE fan is a fat ugly retard

sounded like he said bitch stoke, he drunk and slurring his words?

I would have sniffed arkady's chair before throwing it

>twinkletoes
>pockets
>jelly Nutella
>dwarf dongsucker
>jungle jackoff

KEK based Corny shitting on gayew never gets old

>>18609247
>I think that, Vince going come back to tv when aew dies and hes going laugh
GMS!!

HEEM LEAKY

ftr bald being a insufferable cocksucker is just a better role than a babyface

>>18609308
Cornette likes Buddy :)

>>18609302
Because that riffage and drum barrage is litty af

Brody Bleed

>>18609289
No nigga

>>18609299
No, it didnt fucking idiot stfu
>>18609302
Stfu
>>18609282
Sybau

>>18609308
edrones listening to shoot cucks
fuck that's sad

someone go back in time to when this was live and check on dax

>>18609311
Hair has been even better promoting Florida's based gun laws.

>>18608888 (OP)
I can't watch this cos Eurosport is replaying All in Texas. Wtf man I'm depressed now

>>18609295
Did Brody honestly juice after one punch from Stoke?

>>18609273
Solo poster is the only fedophile that is welcome here, you're like the annoying friend in a group but still part of the group, you got me the other day with the take out suggestion request

If I was a fan there I would try to take Bryan Danielsons chair home and sniff it and then cum on it

>>18609328
those prosecutors had no case to begin with anyways

Reminder that WWE trying to counter program All In with the last SNME on NBC is what caused it's ratings to crash to such an extent they have been kicked off NBC

>>18609336
Big Stoke packs big punches

>>18609302
bro that song is a gay version of the original based song
Manson has always sucked
Listen to Bad Religion and NoFx if you want some kino

>>18609339
I think you forgot your Shame McMahon pic

>>18609337
heh

>>18609342
wwe are the jews of prowrestling, getting kicked off wherever they go

I’ve been going to a drive thru salad place for 9 days in a row.

>>18609336
Big Stoke can punch through solid steel

How did Bandito escape the Mexican frog body type?

>>18609308
I saw a photo of this bucks wife dressed as Toni Storm today while trying to get that hangman dick

>>18609325
>sybau.
lololol

>>18609357
Wendy's?

>>18609355
>kicked off of SyFy
>kicked off of FOX
>kicked off of SpikeTV

>>18609357
This is the future we dreamed of brother

She got scared of the barrier crash

>>18609337
Some of us are based centrists and watch both companies. Wish everyone would follow suit.

>>18609355
based analogy
Look how they act like the victim as soon as everyone realizes how they're the assholes

>>18609355
Nah thats aew
>>18609326
Stfu faggot
>>18609302
Idk stfu

>>18609371
No it’s a place that sells Salads. To go. Bbq ranch salad with steak avocados salsa tortilla strips and some added feta cheese.

>>18609374
>Spike TV
We didn't know how good we had it. Remember when Spike Lee tried to sue for the name?

>>18609342
Based, I'm going to need a daily reminder though

>>18609385
AEW is the Palestine of pro wrestling
WWE/TKO are the you know who's

>>18609387
Wendy's has a drive thru and sells salads to go

>>18609351

Imagine fucking Kyle Fletcher. Having this sexy oiled up chad ride your cock. Id lick the bump on the side of his head. His big toned ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On his oiled pecs. His erotic tight abs. His slutty feet. His plump ass. Inside him. In his mouth. On his face, his sexy nose. His muscular back. His ass crack. In his shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck him continuously till he's drenched in cum for being the sexiest man in wrestling history. So big. So sexy.

>>18609380
not even shooting
old dude here
I wish I could watch wwe
I tried anon, legitimately
it's just fucking terrible

>>18609400
Ok well this place only has salads and salads you could make into a wrap and hummus.

>>18609395
carny ahh nigga

>>18609395
Remember 1000 Ways to Die? I remember one chick dropped acid and then dove into an empty pool thinking it was filled and necked herself.

They glistening

>>18609385
TNA don't know what's waiting for them

>>18609414
the fuck is the humidity in Glasgow?

>>18609386
defending a dude who gets hard watching men fuck his wife by calling others the faggots is certainly a fuckin choice piggie
Yall just project so much it's embarrassing

I'm unironically surprised at the lack of qt's in the crowd. There must be a real lack of them in Glasgow.

>another commercial break
I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN TV
CURSE YOU FITE TV

>>18609355
>>18609385
Yeah...NO.
WWE sets the trends and makes the waves.
You little bitches just ride in our wake.
Now down.
On your knees.
Open your mouth.
Stroke the shaft, tongue the balls.
And you'd better fuckin' hope we cum quickly.
Good little sissy bitch.
This is your life.

>>18609403
No matter how terrible the fed gets, it's the shitposting that keeps me going.

>>18609401
That's how I get hard before giving my girlfriend

>>18609413
the first season of Joe Schmo Show still holds

>>18609418
WWE will end TNA once they get smashed by TK
They've lasted all these years just to be killed by Hunter
Fucking poetic

>>18609413
I remember the guy that was walking home from the bar and stepped in a puddle and touched a pole that was wired wrong for some reason and he fried himself

Chavito, get me a towel homes

>>18609431
Bloke's a man tho innit

>>18609414
They need to glisten more often it makes choppas look so much better

>>18609427
Whyd you have to post Gianna? Now I have to ja k off.

>>18609431
yo I can respect that homie

>>18609448
Mid-00s Gianna still the undefeated GOAT

>>18609448
He's one of those weird faggots that posts coombait in hopes other men get hard. Weird shit

>>18609431
Hehe... Bloke Manroe

>>18609430
*yawn*
thanks for the bump piggie
Enjoy the 1 evolve thread

>>18609431
it's really fun saying "bloke manroe"

>>18609458
a hearty kek

Glad this fucking ABOLISH ICE faggot is bleeding. Hopefully he bleeds out and/or gets AIDS from Dax

>>18609455
Ooh so in some twisted way, xe takes pleasure in causing (tangentially) bonnets on other men

>>18609445
Michael Nakazawa time

>>18609455
Kek you responded to me yet I'm the one you're talking about. Isn't anonymity great?

Holy shit how long has this match been going on

>>18609463
Ricky saints
fucking kek

>>18609467
You get HIV first then aids. Once your white blood cells drop to a certain level is it then considered aids.

Why the fuck did this fat mark blade on a random tag match in the middle of the show on a Dynamite episode?

>>18609470
Yeah. Imagine trying to make other men on 4chan get erections. Fucking bizzare. That is all the people that avatarfag with hot women

>>18609445
Imagine if they made the girls glisten

>>18609470
Kek bonnets, you had to have been in this crowd earlier.

unnecessary
the black mask is cooler

Brody just dying in this match

>>18609479
You try to evoke lust in other men, you're mad weird
>>18609489
Interesting

>>18609486
I can't help but believe that that name was another rib on Chez since he is one of his buttboys triple h has no chill

>>18609470
>bonnets
isn't that a type of hat ?

>>18609494
Hard curfew in London. No six hour kinofest this week I'm afraid.

>>18609467
>an open Satanist calls for Abolishing immigrations enforcement that prioritizes criminals
Brody is just following his moral code, criminals are good and innocent civilians arent. The guy actually thinks drug cartels raping women is a good thing, then he pretends to be a moral liberal online right after. I wouldn't be surprised if he is some sort of pedo, half of his tattoos are statues from Jeffrey Epsteins island.

>>18609499
Lmfao my autocorrect is wild today

>>18609497
Every other guy on /sp/ does it. It's just tradition at this point. It's the same thing as going over to your buddy's place and he has a playboy playmate pin up on his wall.

Match is kinda disappointing

>>18609516
This is why buddy is better.

>>18609516
Get the FUCK out of our thread chuddie. Wrestling is for everyone.

>>18609521
/sp/ has the best coomer content in their gamethreads

Stokley needs to get in the ring and power bomb Brody at least 3 times to end this match

>>18609508
that's always been how wwe humiliates competition
they put dusty in a polka dot suit and gave him an ugly negress as a manager lol

it has to be a 3-way so hurt syndicate can lose the titles without being involved in the finish i hate those n*gg*rs

ftr have more time limit draws than anyone else in this company

>>18609527
including chuds

>>18609538
I dunno why you censored naggers there, they dont nag that much

posting a random hot chick pic is a cheat code to get eyes on your post

>>18609516
Read that new Seth Harp book Fort Bragg Cartel little homie then get back to us.

Someone PLEASE tell Tiny Con not every match needs to be a 30 minute slopfest

>>18609521
If I remove her top would she die?

>>18609533
half time slags was shocking this weekend

>>18609538
They just win a 3 way at the last ppv

>>18609508
Speaking of which did you catch that Danhausen's contract has been extended by another six months for injury time : -)

>>18609533
Half of my coom shit comes from NFL gamethreads

>>18609549
>>18609521
Don't care. It's unnecessary and unbecoming. Be better.

JUST DO TIME CALLS FOR EVERY MATCH

>>18609552
it would be extremely painful

NEW THREAD
>>18609567
>>18609567
>>18609567
>>18609567
>>18609567

>>18609549
love aew but this chick is uggo
also super flabby
I want my tight ass negro loving cheerleader back bros

>>18609566
They really should

>>18609563
Closeted gay boy talk

>>18609568
She's a big girl

>>18609560
Dude I laughed so hard, I hate that waste of space

The 21plex is a STUPID move

It’s time to retire the 21 plex

>>18609575
>>18609578
Mina's chubby belly is her best feature

>>18609560
lmao dudes just a gimmick
My wife collects teeth shit and oddities
She was excited about this dude before he debuted
Now she just makes fun of the dude
Let him go to WWE already so he can fit in with the other losers

>>18609590
Some are saying this but unfortunately, not many.

>>18609550
Shieet actually seems like a good read. But I haven't even got around to The Jakarta Effect yet.

>>18609558
Kek, bluds had already milked their dicks

Based Stoke staring her down

>>18609596
I like em tight anon. It is what it is
Aside from Willow.
That thick queen gets me hard af

>>18609598
I know Philipino chicks are weird Phil

>>18609581
U U U U

>>18609601
Kek brother read some popeye comics between these two to get your hopes back up. The original 1920's popeye comics are pure kino.

>>18609615
>Hate chubby
>Like Willow
You fucking with me?

>>18609629
something about her anon idk
Also it's not the thickness, it's how flabby she is
It's like she used to be fat and now has all this loose skin

>>18609656
>It's like she used to be fat and now has all this loose skin
She was. Well not architect fat from the pics I've seen but she was much thicker.

>>18609134
>returns to AEW to be with his Brood BROTHERS

sounds BASED to me