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Scotland Is All Elite As AEW Lights Up Glasgow's OVO Hydro For The First Time Ever!...
AEW Dynamite TONIGHT! from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Special Guest Commentator Bryan Danielson!
>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page!
>Will Ospreay & Jon Moxley Face-to-Face!
>Death Riders vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi & JetSpeed in a Trios Match
>FTR vs. Brodido in a World Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Finals Match
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm & Alex Windsor vs. ROH Women's World Champion Athena & TBS Champion The CEO Mercedes Mone in a Tag Team Match
>Tony Schiavone Interviews Adam Copeland & Christian Cage Live!
>And More!

** 4 Days Out From Forbidden Door: London **

>>18609567 (OP)
THIS IS ONLY GAME THREAD 3


AEWTIST ARE TRYING INFLATE GAMETHRQDS


THIS IS ONLY GAMETHREAD 3

>>18609580
I took note bro. Don't worry. They won't get away with this.

great match

>>18609567 (OP)
Absolutely based painting

>>18609567 (OP)
Kek based OP

>>18609567 (OP)
When are we going to see Tony Braveheart rally the his men against WWE

>womens main event
>almost certainly have a long overrun
I just want to make my chorizo tacos already

>run an entire tournament just for it to end in a draw
ok sure

Brody confirmed retardo

>>18609610
Sicko booking

lmao you cant end a tournament on a draw, can you?

>lmao dudes just a gimmick
My wife collects teeth shit and oddities
She was excited about this dude before he debuted
Now she just makes fun of the dude
Let him go to WWE already so he can fit in with the other losers

Arcady is pretty

Arkady owes me ANAL

>>18609621
oh hey you quoted me from last thread
Enjoying the show piggie?

If this was buddy there would be no Dq and he would’ve taken the pin :(

This is the first time this group of Scottish people have seen this many black people at once

wow how predictable LMAO

BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH

>>18609610
Wait till you see what happens next, I wont spoil but It makes no sense. Retard booking

>AEWTIST ARE TRYING INFLATE GAMETHRQDS
GMS!!!

>>18609618
Just did fag, what are you gonna do about it?

I already hated finding out it was a draw but my god I hated that announcement even more. That Not even any conflict, just both teams get the match.

>>18609635
Negro, pls. The UK is the most pozzed area in the world.

>>18609633
And he botched the >greentext
KWAB

GET A NEW FUCKING VIDEO PACKAGE FOR THIS FEUD ALREADY YOU GAY LITTLE BOTTOM BOY!!!!

>>18609625
kek, what an oddly specific recommendation.

hurt syndicate hasn't even had a major feud yet are they actually going to drop the titles?

>>18609657
let's relax anon, they have a big day of fingerprinting in special ed tomorrow
kek

>>18609664
I think that, there is just no body to feud with cuz aew suxks.

kek so it was true
>Recent reports suggested The Hurt Syndicate vetoed plans to drop the AEW World Tag Team Championships to FTR. Reportedly, plans were for the title switch to occur at either All In Texas or the upcoming AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door show in London, but plans were nixed seemingly at the behest of MVP. Commenting on the situation in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Dave Meltzer suggests the title switch could still occur, but not in a clean manner. There are reportedly still plans to have FTR win the titles from the team of Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin at some point, but it could end up as a switch during a non-traditional tag match - suggesting either a gimmick match or a multi-team affair.

>>18609660
Popeye gets shot 19 times in his first fight and still beats the guy, he is our hero as the stupid and strong.

>>18609671
Tony can not control his locker room. Pathetic.
Repeat after me:

I am not smarter than Paul Levesque.
I am not smarter than Nick Khan.
I am not smarter than Jim Cornette.

But if I listen and learn, I will be smarter than I am now.

>>18609670
No buddy that’s why.

piggies should be happy I only come here Wednesdays
I'd fuckin own this board if I didn't have a wife and good job and shit to do the rest of the week
Maybe one day

>>18609671
Intradesting

>>18609676
Based popeye autist

>>18609669
>fingerprinting

Looks like your the one who needs special ed KWAB

What's the main event?

That belt is fucking huge

>>18609690
damn u right
drunk and auto correct got my ass
fuck lmao

>"5 MINUTES REMAINING!"
>you instantly know its gonna be a draw
Why do they keep doing this? Either announce the time limit for every match or give us a couple red herrings but not this bullshit

The Hangmeister

>>18609567 (OP)
>from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
based

>>18609671
>>18609680
Based Vince would have those niggas saying YES MASSA, HOW HIGH MASSA?

>>18609695
fuck yeah

H A N G E R

>Cowboy Hobby
What did he mean by this?

>>18609690
Just an normal police visit to wrangle all the average black kids

based Scots booing "them"

Hanger is loved by all

>>18609705
also
please fuck my girl with your hard BLACK COCK

>>18609698
I think they have, it's just so few matches get within 5 minutes of the limit.

>piggies should be happy I only come here Wednesdays
>I'd fuckin own this board if I didn't have a wife and good job and shit to do the rest of the week
>Maybe one day

>MJF is just like the Israeli IDF...
Whoa Hanger

When is Hangman going to team up with James Storm?

>>18609725
again, ew bro
maybe a 3rd time will work

Hangperson just swore to God that hes going to shove his foot up MJFs ass when hes not going to do that. What a retard.

good lord hangman is awful

>Ostrich leather
I have Emu leather

That's my champ

Average Jim Cornette fan

still get a pop from max's royalty free soundcloud ass theme

MJF do got a catchy theme song tho

kek that Cornette wanker behind Tony

Oh no, they're gonna turn Max's theme into another meme song.

Is that the Young Bucks in the front row behind Tony?

>Scottish Cornette fan
GRIM... GRIMMMMMMMMMMM

kek the STATE of that Cornette chud
Add him to the Wall of Shame

>>18609754
For me it's the piano parts

we a pyromaniac fed now.

lot of crimes happening in AEW

>Kentucky Fried in front of black people
Did MJF do this on purpose?

Alright, which one of you is this

>>18609768
Cuckold so popular now days with piggies

>>18609783
the STATE of that fuckin.......thing

I can't believe MJF is about to cartel execute Mark Briscoe

based heeb outsmarting a whiteman once again

mjf sucks

WHY IS NO ONE CALLING THE COPS???????????

WTF

MJF learned this in Gaza

How is Max hearing Hangman ?

>TONY, NO!
>NO, SON! WE DO NOT TOUCH!

>>18609798
They're in Scotland.

>>18609798
They should call the fireman

>>18609798
They're in Glasgow, this is mild.

>>18609804
shhh don't think about it, just let it happen

Are we sure MJF didn't serve in the IDF?

>>18609798
Yo stop snitchin'

I hate the contract shit bros

>>18609783
Kekola the exact face of a cuck

>>18609798
*polis

>>18609804
He has a old portable tv

Hangperson is Not my champion

>>18609798
>WHY IS NO ONE CALLING THE COPS???????????
british police are too busy arresting actual criminals

Phony bullshit.

>>18609808
Seeing a lot of white canadian women on instagram marrying jeets. I guess when you're surrounded and outnumbered like that you just get swallowed up

>>18609811
>>18609806
>Everyone trying to call 911 instead of 999

>MJF goes through with it
>Gets arrested and doesn’t get his title shot
>Tony goes to jail for allowing this to air

>>18609812
pro wrestling, horror movie, and video game logic is all the same

>>18609825
>some men
So only the two grey haired white dudes

>>18609814
Mark Briscoe has palestinian parents

Did Kane go to jail when he burned JR alive?

>>18609822
>dartboard behind the tv
for what purpose

>>18609822
kek this niggas girly as soft as a fluffy cloud hands will be posted on this site for another decade.

AEW insults the viewer's intelligence more than WWE does. Prime example: that MJF segment.

holy kek, Ric'O mean mugging for the camera

>>18609847
0 plushies

>>18609825
You'd think after those A-rabs btfo that lady officer at that airport that women would be released from the force.

LOL Ricochet looked like he was orgasming.

>>18609847
>media literacy

now this shit is over
get your hand in your pocket tony

C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE!

>Bozilla
Based

Oh gurll my CEO serving CUNT with this entrance

>Mercedes segment

Piss break time

>not Dasha
>No meaty arms
>Can't get it

No Penta?

>>18609865
You have 20 more minutes before we give you your board back piggie

Billie Starkz dressed like I'm about to take her to prom

I NEED a Billie Starkz wife like yesterday

Mercedes’ delicious chocolate nips on her tasty caramel treat body

Persephone owes me sex

>WINDSAAAAHHHHH
Based Pokemon

I'm sorry but, Danielson sucks on commentary.

>>18609876
lmao wtf is this hat?
Why would wwe do this to the Lucha bros?

bozilla yumzilla

Kek gay little bottom boy just shoving Windsor into your main event and forcing you to act like shes a star. Bitches.

Athena looks like she fucks then makes breakfast for white dudes

>MUDSHARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

giga pop for toni

>>18609874
Arcady has a meaty ass thoughbeit

I love Windsors big long sloppy ass

>>18609892
For me, it's Bandito's voluptuous sister

>>18609883
Kek, I picture you stomping in and taking control off of that pig while he throws a tantrum

>mina left
time to turn channel

>>18609892
damn who's this thick cutie?

Uhhh aewbros?


>>18609904
He stole it from the new day

how did windsor somehow jump 90% of the roster only 2 weeks ago again..?

toni and mina owe me sex

>>18609892
God almighty the ass is PHAT

>>18609917
this is legit the only place edrones haven't permabanned me from

Persephone interference?

flabby windsor mom ass

Yummers

>>18609876
humiliation ritual

>>18609913
>Ass big enough to intrigue me but flabby enough to disgust me
What a butter ass

I don't want to watch Windsor but I can't stop looking at her ass.

Winzah is so antidimes that it actually makes her endearing.

>>18609924
the new day has horns and a gay hat now?
what kind of humiliation ritual is this?

The noises Alex Windsor makes are fucking annoying and disgusting. Also I want to analyze hatefuck the horseref.

BASED FAT BASTARD TONI

based fat bastard

athena was made for white cock

>>18609947
This is what tamed the Beast Mortos

KEK

>>18609959
why doesn't it work for birb

>>18609971
This but unironically.

Toni vore

Windsors grunts are so fucking ugly. Tape that cunt's mouth

windsor really isn't as strong as she thinks she is.

Nobody pops the crowd like the Tonester (II)

>>18609972
Can’t blame him

>>18609971
Billie was made to watch and take notes while smoking through a pack of menthol cigarettes

>>18609971
Cute but not red velvet cute

Athena looks in shape, good in the ring. She's putting in the work

>>18609986
As long as it is her thighs eating me

Do you guys think the fans will eventually turn on Windsor for having such a blatantly forced nepopush?

>>18609983
Who says it doesn't?

>>18609994
It also sidelined Luther

>>18609993
gross. looks like that Blake bitch

wtf toni got to grab the ceo’s tits she’s so lucky

>>18610009
I dont watch WWE anymore. Miss this birb

>>18610007
i'm assuming she's only getting pushed this much because forbidden door is in london, and after the show she'll be pushed back down the card

I shoot hate this fucking nasty coalburner cunt windsor with her annoying voice
>>18610007
Hopefully

>>18609567 (OP)
Hope someone sends this to TK

>sawdusting yourself four days before your title match
Bold strategy Cotton let's see if this works out for her

>>18610007
I turned on her for having such a blatantly shitty catchphrase that she spams

I need Billie to put out a cigarette on my penis and burn it.

>>18609993
Toni made a hotter Mariah

>>18610007
Im starting to like her because her yelling is funny and she has a fat ass

Antony Rafiq Khan

tony khan death dying suicide evil blood guts darkness despair depravity self-loathing sickness sick plague mourning aew fail crash disaster manslaughter abyss abysmal hades hell damnatalon

i miss deonna’s fat ass

Blake Monroe caught drawing a massive crowd in Philly last night

>>18610027
The best thing I can say about her is that she tries

>>18610026
spamming her name like an o'doyle from billy madison is the only thing about her that's over with me.

>>18609876
oh hey that's some of our old used up trash we threw out

>>18610027
She's so lucky she has a cute face because she has the body of a 9th grade GEEK.

>>18610021
A lot of the AEW talent check out the gamethreads on here. Dont ask how I know

>>18610028
Trvke

>>18610042
cute face?

>>18610031
>her yelling is funny
You fucking mark. I bet you think tonis sex jokes are funny too.

i say this as someone who doesnt really watch dynamite as much anymore


this episode has been INCREDIBLE.

I will be honest I prefer watching the women's division nowadays
>no mjf
>no cope
>no moxley

>>18610036
Deonna crashed my family reunion ate the majority of food and then threw the rest on the floor, which she then proceeded to regret and picked it up and said she'd have a good brunch tomorrow

>>18610054
godzamn what a beautiful angel

>>18610042
In every other universe, Billie is a horse girl.

Watch WWE

Bozilla going to win it.

>>18610048
Dat underboob

>>18609888
Billie would fit in well in a Glasgow council estate

WINDDDDDDDZAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18610044
Indy guys would definitely know about 4chinz so not surprising.

alex winsor wedgie is shoved WAY up there, bros….

do women really enjoy that?

Toni has a sweet louz thez press or whatever its called

>>18610040
In theory doing it ironically would be funny but you just know she's dead serious and thinks its unique cause she pronounces it WINDSAAA instead of Windsor

>>18610054
>Belly paunch

>>18610065
excited to see bozilla ragdoll mercedes

>>18610059
you’re a lucky man

I do NOT want to see Bozilla's roid acne covered thighs on the PPV.

>>18610050
fuck yeah we do
You some dumb nigger cheering on porn bans I bet.
You still won't get laid piggie

>>18609892
this chíca is giving me THE HEARN putos

>>18610059
Sounds like Deonna indeed

TONY KHAN GET THIS COALBURNER OFF THE FUCKING SHOW


GET THE NEPO MUDSHARK OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN


TONY KHAN THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!

>>18610056
The Cope segment was a huge waste. They could've fit in a random Anna Jay match in there

>>18610067
It's impressive cause she doesn't have much booba

>>18610071
OF whores know no shame.

I don't know why she started doing it, but I always pop for Toni doing the Mongolian chops. Way more than I should honestly.

>>18610044
Nothing other to do in catering other than eat and shitpost huh Buddy?

https://x.com/WrestlePurists/status/1957969098375127471
>the reactions to this tweet
Blake Monroe KWAB

>>18610091
need her to be booked in a match with natsupoi so poi will shoot on her

>>18610042
first gf in highschool was trailer trash
I got a thing for girls like Billie
Not even ashamed bro
those girls are freaky as fuck

Windsor's ass has a lot of jiggle. Very plappable. Good for Will

wtf why is that light just shining on that poor kid in the crowd???

The CEO gained my respect when Momo kicked her teeth in and she powered through

I hate all 4 of these bitches
Why am I watching this
I hate AEW so much its unreal

>>18610107
Imagine the jiggle when she passes gas

Imagine WINDZAH breaking wind just inches away from your face lmao

>>18610102
The drones in the comments are turning on her HARD. This bitch might join Hana after all this.

>>18610102
: (

>no hot tag pop
Windsor aint even over in the UK kwab niggerfucker

>>18610037
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>18610044
I still remember when Kenny did a cartwheel at the height of JONAHposting here

I cant even imagine the aroma of a night in bed with Windsor after some beans and toast.

How do you feel about "Turn on a dime" rebounding rope spots /pw/?

>>18610125
It would take a British talent to get a fart gimmick over.

>>18610134
This is how my mom's wine friend would look at me after she had a lot to drink

>>18610102
Care to screenshot or something? I saw the video but I ain't creating an account

>>18610061
chunky latina goddess
>>18610078
acquire testosterone

bros my left hand went numb about 30 minutes ago and now i feel reallt light headed

should i worry? or is this just feeling the excitement for forbidden door

>>18610102
Mariah May was hard carried by Toni Storm. Tony really tried to protect her awful mic skills by only letting her talk in backstage segments so she wouldn't get exposed.

Mariah really gassed herself up thinking she was some big free agent. She's very mid.

Athena's ass plopping down on those stairs, peaceful listening

>>18610119
>>18610125
fart fetishists get the rope

Mercedes looks so fucking good

>Alex Windsor's current fiancé is Will Ospreay. She was previously married to Ryan Smile, also a professional wrestler. Smile died in 2020. Ospreay and Windsor announced their engagement in June 2025
now I see why the literal who rocket strap

>>18610104
>need her to be booked in a match with natsupoi so poi will shoot on her
Shut the fuck up joshipedo youre worse than aewtists and your forced 1488 poi memes arent funny

>>18610147
it was all RJ City, actually

>>18610146
Your forbidden door is sounding like the gate of eternity brother, come back to the smelly side.

>Mercedes not legal
Mortos bros...

>>18610146
You've wasted a stranger fap

>>18610102
Serves the bitch right
Fuck her

Just imagine the skidmarks left on Windsors attire after a long match.

crazy ass latina

Athena has the best finisher in all women's wrestling

>>18610145
No, I like the paunch

damn Persephone can get it, fiery Latina rage

TOP KEK at that Young Bucks graphic

>>18610102
https://nitter.poast.org/WrestlePurists/status/1957969098375127471
If you don't have an X account here's an alternative link so you can see the comments

>>18610156
keep cryin’ deshawn

is Persephone related to RUSH by chance?

>>18610155
She also has a black son with the dead black that will cuckspreay is raising

Gods I love black women

This would be a good time to replay the tag that made Athena legal and why Toni is laid out

See you guys for Collision this Saturday

>>18610179
Im a chud actually and hate coalburners, you just arent funny and you're annoying

great episode

>>18610170
Much appreciated anon thanks

>>18610176
The Bucks's humiliation ritual is extremely based.

>>18610170
Last dude coping real hard

>>18610102
Unironically a contender for the KWABOTY

>>18610184
>This would be a good time to replay the tag that made Athena legal and why Toni is laid out
Gay little bottom boy booking and "production", please understand.
Things like that are why AEW will never be the big leagues.

>>18610202
>doesn’t deny being black
well well well

>>18610191
See you for the best show of the week!

>>18610173
Good man
my bad

>>18610125
it gets funnier the more I stare at it

>>18610170
>but we got Vaquer after Forbidden Door so we won

>>18610177
oh I didn't know Nitter was still up
thought they had it taken down
Thanks

>>18610224
I'm white

>>18610170
Kek at that pig fuming at everyone mentioning toni

>>18610191
>>18610227
HAHA YESSSSS

>>18610170
Young Chove, more like Young Cope
lmao

2/10 show
Only good part was mjf
Which is why we are poaching him and fletcher

>>18610172
Probably men's too

>>18610172
Harley's finishing move mogs her

>>18610177
Based

>>18610250
nigga got ate alive
https://nitter.poast.org/ImYoungChove15/status/1957990879991398752#m

>>18610250
lmao that young chove person is one of those people rattling off shit like
>they made Okada a comedy guy
as if Okada isn't a walking shitpost.

>>18610271
>>18610250
>>18610268
I think that, aew fans are laughing stock of the internet cuz of ppl like u

>>18610271
they're all poser retards that don't know Okada's true life goal was to be a comedy guy like YTR.
But he was cursed the body and physique of an Ace.

>>18610286
No body cares about that lazy jap dude

>>18610294
This nigga doesn't even fish

>>18610302
what a loser
lmao

>>18610302
?

>>18610315
you just don't get it lil bro
now begone from me

>>18610332
Kek imagining how many rings a nigga gandolph would have

>>18610170
jesus, this is brutal. honestly it is obvious she was hard carried in aew, they strapped a rocket to her and gave her everything. but she'll figure it out, this is half on nxt being shit.

>>18610533
Everyone is saying this