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Anonymous No.18623852 >>18623858 >>18623861 >>18623892 >>18623923 >>18623954 >>18624214 >>18624378 >>18624515 >>18624563
>larps as a badass 1%er biker
>actually a company stooge
Anonymous No.18623858
>>18623852 (OP)
Yeah, it's called acting.
Anonymous No.18623861
>>18623852 (OP)
Mmmm you might wanna tread carefully anon
Anonymous No.18623892 >>18623931 >>18624528
>>18623852 (OP)
Not even close to an oldfag, but I was here for the original "Never the guy" copypasta. Can shoot confirm Carderbashing was funnier 8 years ago before the trannys and third worlders joined in
Anonymous No.18623900 >>18623910
BREAD MAN WALKIN'

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG OL' CAKE
I CAN'T ALLOW
YOU TO THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE BAGUETTE
Anonymous No.18623910
>>18623900
mmmm smells good
that's one bad ass blueberry pie
Anonymous No.18623915
taker is a lolcow
Anonymous No.18623923
>>18623852 (OP)
Was Bret Hart really a hitman?
Anonymous No.18623931
>>18623892
It's the "everything has to be politics" angle. there's still so much comedic potential with that cud-chewing, phony tough guy hick but they always want to come across as bitter ex-girlfriends instead
Anonymous No.18623954
>>18623852 (OP)
NOOOO YOU CANT BE INVOLVED IN THE COMPANY YOUVE WORKED FOR SINCE 1991
Pure Strike Observer No.18623969
Who is the modern day equivalent?
Anonymous No.18624214
>>18623852 (OP)
Sad
Anonymous No.18624378
>>18623852 (OP)
Is Sara his Daughter?
Anonymous No.18624515
>>18623852 (OP)
Wow. What’s next? Will he one day come out and confess that he’s not actually an undead mortician with dominion over the underworld?
Anonymous No.18624528
>>18623892
I think it’s got most to do with the fact he mostly hangs around in the background. He doesn’t take up an hour of time in Wrestlemania anymore, at worst he’ll do a promo and choke slam someone then go back to appearing in those shitty side shows nobody watches. Carderposting was mostly fueled by Undertaker fatigue.
Anonymous No.18624546 >>18624721
I keep getting recommended YouTube videos showing outlaw bikers whining about people not following rules.
Anonymous No.18624563
>>18623852 (OP)
>loyalty to the company that made you a multi billionaire is le bad because…. Because it just is okay?!
Fuckin lazy zoomers that have never had real jobs
Anonymous No.18624585 >>18624641
He doesn't strike me as someone who can actually fight. He never seemed convincing on the mic either. You never heard stories of him getting physical backstage either. I see his son and think Taker is the same and the size of him worked everyone into thinking he was a badass. That's not even getting into the fact he was always in Vince's good books and anyone that did bitch out Mark would be out of there.
Anonymous No.18624641 >>18624744 >>18625510
>>18624585
>He doesn't strike me as someone who can actually fight. He never seemed convincing on the mic either. You never heard stories of him getting physical backstage either.
Brian Pillman agreed with you:
>After six years in the WWF without a guaranteed deal, Undertaker wasn't thrilled to see newcomers like Brian Pillman and Marc Mero walking in the door with a financial safety net. It was made worse by a personal dislike that dated back to their WCW days, when they'd had words after a match at Clash of the Champions and never had any regard for each other personally after that.
>Undertaker's demeanor was generally a cool, calm reserve that commanded respect, and eccentric types could rub him the wrong way. Pillman's personality clashed with his, and Brian didn't particularly care for Calaway at all.
>With Pillman's credibility as a street fighter and NFL alumnus, he saw a vast contradiction in Undertaker, who Pillman deemed a "fake biker". Brian saw him as a man without any reputation as a credible fighter but still carried himself as if he should be feared, whose athletic background was simply a tall basketball player with Texas Wesleyan University that never made it to the pros. In many ways, Pillman thought Calaway was a phony."
Imagine Calanodimes being on the receiving end of a Calagary rib and fleeing the territory
Anonymous No.18624721
>>18624546
People who make “GRRR I’M A TOUGH SON’BITCH YA BETTER NOT MAKE ME MAD LIL MAN” always turn out to be the biggest faggots
Anonymous No.18624744
>>18624641
I knew it. I'm sure he started training when he got older but he definitely gave big bitch vibes. Still like a lot of his work though.
Anonymous No.18625510
>>18624641
Brian pillman is dead and undertaker is the GOAT sooo