Thread 18625110

Jeff Cobb's downfall needs to be studied

>>18625110 (OP)
Joined WWE. Simple as.

>>18625110 (OP)
WWE needs to higher another Polynesian to combat this

But he was in NJPW! Which neans he's greater than all of the WWE wrestlers of the past decade put together

Shame because he was good in New Japan, missed him in the G1 2bh

>>18625110 (OP)
Changing his name was the beginning of the downfall.

>>18625127
Get with the times, IWC stopped caring about NJPW six years ago.

>>18625110 (OP)
Dronies only care about chants and he has one of the least chantable names ever. He needs a dance or a sing-along theme if he wants any hope of getting over.

He sucked ass in NJPW for at least the last 3 years, and not in a sawdusted way, in a way where he just has 0 understanding of how to have a remotely entertaining match. He's like Samoa Joe except with no ring psychology and no charisma.

>>18625110 (OP)
i know we all rightfully shit on tony for hiring so many people but paul does the exact same thing, i completely forgot cobb was even in WWE

>>18625120
>higher
GOOD MORNING GOOD SIRS PLEASE BLOODY BENCHOD

>>18625110 (OP)
I didn't even know he debuted in WWE. Has he really been that bad? I always liked him in New Japan

>>18625110 (OP)
>went from wrestling for 100 fans to wrestling for 20k fans
>downfall

>>18625110 (OP)
They're right though, never understood the hype around this guy
His moves has always been shit because 1. the moves themselves are shit and 2. because he moves like he's underwater
You can make "real" wrestling moves look good. Guys like Kurt, Brock and Tazz are proof of that, and they did it by having some snap and impacts in their moves. Just take a look at an Angle suplex then look at this fat fuck's suplex.

>>18625208
Went from wrestling infront of 40 fans of his to 0 fans of his.

>>18625208
ok dude let me know when he wins a wwe championship

>>18625110 (OP)
Can't be Jeff Cobb if everything's on the cob.

>>18625223
>>18625225
why would someone want 40 fans + plastic belts over money?

>>18625223
Woah, turns out he's a shitter once he isn't wrestling in front of 30 smarks that lap up everything he does

this is who e-drones mark out for while saying jeff cobb cant wrestle

>>18625251
>Woah, turns out he's a shitter
>>18625260

>>18625177
As long as he only risk his own health I'm okay with it.

>>18625110 (OP)
He was always shit, this isn't just a WWE thing, he was boring as fuck in NJPW too

>>18625223
So he sucks and can't make any fans

>>18625283
>So he sucks and can't make any fans
bronson reed has fans

>>18625260
wasn't he also in new jamal?

>>18625291
yes

>>18625289
So there's no excuse

>>18625110 (OP)
goddamn, that seems rather harsh, like this nigga was in the literal olympics

>>18625317
so was that gable steveson guy and look how that turned out

>>18625177
A running headbutt is better than the shit running hug he usually does

>>18625110 (OP)
He's been a total bust in WWE.
Bad name, bad look, no good matches, no promos.

this promotion has clown wrestlers like jey uso and mr iguana and they are chanting this to him these people arent wresting fans

Did they mute this on the broadcast? It went quiet a few times on the stream I watched.

wow retarded smarks overrated a dimeless tiny fat shitter again?

>>18625366
did you buy your stuffed iguana toy yet?

>>18625339
>waaaah why are these people expecting to be entertained don't they know that Jeff Cobb Mateo has 5* matches on cagematch
Smarks are so funny lmao. Yeah I'd rather watch a Mr Iguana segment because I know I'll get a laugh as opposed to watching this fat flip moving at 0.25 speed

>>18625383
kek what a retard

>>18625339
You're acting like Cobb has ever been good anywhere he's gone aside from LU where they hard-carried him with production

>>18625339
Both are miles better than JC matteo

>>18625415
whatever troll

>>18625458
>both get more reactions than JC Matteo
>both sell more merch than JC Matteo
>troll
Retarded ass smark. What's next, you're gonna say Assplay is better than Hogan?

>>18625374
unironically a better worker than this goomba

>18625483
i cant wait till wwe dies

smarks are retarded
jc looks like a fat slob but but he was once in underground lucha and he has an olympic medal KWAB

>>18625498
karrion kross, ezekiel jackson and joey ryan were also in LU

>>18625498
>schizo saying kwab
retard

>>18625508
Matanza was one of the standout stars/fan favorites of LU so it's a more natural association for Cobb

>>18625524
it's over for you smarks
no one gives a fuck about flippy shitter that was once in japan or mexico

>>18625458
Trolls are the people pretending to Luke JC Matteo. Just his name makes me laugh

If only you knew....how good things used to be...

>>18625539
triple h keeps hiring back all of his black and gold buddies and you're hating on smarks lfmaoo

>>18625563
and they are flops KEK
smark fucking shits

>>18625110 (OP)
karma for him big leaguing based TJP in Japan
not sure why WWE didn't just bring in Big Mike Elgin, he's basically a better version of Jeff Cobb

>>18625110 (OP)
Jeff KWAB

>>18625339
>you're not a wrestling fan if you don't like fat 5'8 shitter because he was in LE JAPAN
I watched him in Japan he was fucking dog shit there too

>>18625615
Did you buy your iguana toy yet

>>18625625
who?

>>18625118
Eh. If anything he was 10 years late to sign to anywhere big. He should've taken the leap to WWE ages ago. Even AEW five years ago. He liked being a big fish in a small pond, if even that, and he blew his shot. Waited way too long. Like Sting staying comfy in TNA and pissing away his last best years. By the time he finally decided to go to WWE he was washed. These guys get cold feet and it bites them in the ass

>>18625118
He was based in NJPW too though

>>18625589
I can’t possibly imagine why.

Who eats Jeff Cobb the long way?

>>18625291
He got over there and beat Okada clean. Now he got over here too, "you pop for sneed" isn't the gotcha he think it is

>>18625260
>has a character trait (stealing shoes)
that alone puts him over jeff cobbetty

>>18625846
Bronson doing a splash off the top to Okada got the Japanese to actually break Covid restrictions and cheer. So yeah, he did get over.

Jeff Cobb is only good when he's wrestling midgets
WWE guys are too big for him to throw around

>>18625110 (OP)
more like cold on the cobb

>>18625110 (OP)
He did his art in Japan

Now he's in WWE to cash in. None of the fans care about wrestling quality anyway, they want 20 minute drama school tier monologue promos in the centre of the ring

>>18625110 (OP)
The WWE Universe demands elite performance and won't tolerate anything else, something the philistines who consume NJPW, with its love for sloppy, no-frills matches, clearly couldn't care less about.

>>18625177
Look at the absolute goyim in the crowd losing their shit for that dogshit LMAO

>>18625110 (OP)
yeah this guy was SO GOOD that he was was wrestling for zombie ROH before slumming it in japan.

>>18625685
I'm not sure either unless he retired or something. Everyone has wanted him in AEW or WWE for years so I guess he probably just wants to be done.

>>18625542
100% a product of presentation, just like Fenix and Mil Muertes.

>>18625110 (OP)
Joined the fed instead of joing Tony and the gang, simple as.

he just needs to do some sick ass tour of the island and everyone will love him

>>18625118
Many such cases.
>>18625633
So was Nakamura, Finn, AJ, Gallows and Anderson, Kenta, Kushida...

>>18625900
they paid $3000 for those tickets let them have FUN

>>18625110 (OP)
This was from this year. He got the bag, simple as.

JEFF SLOBB

>>18625110 (OP)
What downfall? He was never particularly good. Cobb was decent as Matanza in Lucha Underground and that's it.

>>18625118
fpbp

>>18625208
Cobb has worked the Dome & MSG

>>18625260
you mean a guy that was also over in Japan and even got to pin Okadetty?

>>18628985
Ricoshit also 'worked the dome' to a record low crowd

>>18626978
True, Cobb was only a solid midcarder for and not a particularly noteworthy one NuJamal

>>18625118
He needs a prop or a YEET

>>18625110 (OP)
welp, he went to wwe
it is what it is

>>18629040
A solid midcarder would be leagues above his current spot

>>18629027
kek he's still upset Ricochet dumped the slopshop A-HAAA!

>>18625110 (OP)
i didn't hear this on the american broadcast so either it was edited out or it happened during commercial break

Why didn't he stay in Japan fucking Stardom sluts?

>>18626959
Is this supposed to be impressive? We've already seen a bunch of fat guys like Bearcat Lee, Owens and Fatu do flips.

>>18625260
He has more than 5 moves

>>18629171
>Promotion: New Japan Pro Wrestling, Consejo Mundial De Lucha Libre, All Elite Wrestling
>Type: Pay Per View
>Location: Tokyo, Japan
>Arena: Tokyo Dome
>Attendance: 16.300
Maybe main eventing Ricoshit vs some lefty fag twink wasn't the best plan

>tama is getting more over than solo, get him off tv
>jacob is getting more over than solo, split him off
>bronson is more over that solo, broke both ankles, put him with seth on the other show
>oh fuck, we need flunkies for solo now, hire this fat hawaiian who can't get over

thats it, thats the study

>>18629275
>he's still upset

>>18626959
>power wrestler at 5'4
he's wrestling midgets

>>18625260
>”Big” Bronson Reed
What’s so big about him?

>>18629799
Yeah he's in the same company as Bron

>>18629872
>bron
son reed

>>18625260
Sneed went over /pw/

>>18629888
-let Breakker

>>18629942
wow thats so interesting

>>18629872
is he?

>>18629960
Is she taller than Breakker too?

>>18625149
unironically this

>>18629975
i don't know

>>18625183
everything about paul’s booking is the same as tony’s.
>hire everyone
>yummy debut
>start and stop push
>guy disappears

>>18629996
He's literally "we have TK at home" except TK lets guys cook and get over

>>18630009
wow is that true

>>18630014
Who's the black-haired one?

>>18625629
Like Sting wouldn't have jobbed to Triple Queer and Seth Knobbins still.

>>18625900
Don't make me post one of Ospreay's gymnastic routines that ends with the entire front row of manchildren giving a standing ovation

>>18625146
Oh, shit. We moved on?! I never got yhe memo

>>18625110 (OP)
all the nujapan guys are grade 1 shitters
that is why nujamals keep hyping up their g1 tournament
g1 stands for grade 1
grade 1 shitters
nujapan is full of shitters

>>18625110 (OP)
He's always been shit. The only time he was even close to acceptable was Lucha Underground and that was due to the cinematic presentation they did of everything. Everyone on that show looked way better than they actually were because of it.

>>18630135
Yeah I'm sure you've got countless WEBMs of him saved ya covetous PIG loool

his career peaked with lucha underground. its been downhill since then. he cant cut a promo and has a face like a cinderblock. el rey understood this and put him in a mask and shut him up.

>>18630200
Even then he was kinda underwhelming as a monster heel. All of that build up for a stocky peck.

>>18630014
I see 5 men

>>18625846
wrestling is fake, retard. he didn’t “beat” anyone

>>18625118
many such cases

>>18625118
fpbp.

>>18629791
The NJPW/AEW joint show did one of the worst numbers in the history of the Tokyo Dome
You are being laughed at, nobody is upset other than gAyEW fans

>>18630170
>all the nujapan guys are grade 1 shitters

>>18631510
Time stood still

>>18630135
At least those fans are clapping for something worthy of a spectacle instead of a shitter doing whatever that shit was, you brown retarded drone.

>>18625110 (OP)
since he debuted, I think I have only seen him do two moves. he only exists as a punching bag

Does anyone actually know what MFT stands for?

>>18625110 (OP)
>downfall
>implying he was ever good

>named John Cena Mateo
>gets the John Cena chant

>>18625110 (OP)
He looks like discount Rhyno.

>>18625177
Why the fuck Jey has a spear now? And why the fuck half the a lot of wrestlers do the same?

>>18625629
WWE didn't want him in 2014

>>18625110 (OP)
>Jeff Cobb Mateo

Probably would have done better with a mask of some kind. He just has a face you can't take very seriously in wrestling

>>18625110 (OP)
His paycheck begs to differ. Man, you guys are retarded.

>>18625110 (OP)
His gimmick should've been like Umaga before that gimmick when he was destroying hoes, at least it wouldn't have been boring

>>18625118
join the circus
become a clown

>>18633305
>this movie sucks, but look how much the director and actors made!
No, you're retarded.

>>18633305
am i getting the paycheck too retard?

>>18625508
big rick was great in lu! had a really fun 2 on 1 squash on the same show as the fenix mil murtes casket match

>>18625118
Many such cases. SAD!

>>18625498
>once
Key word. Bro doesn't look like he could wrestle his way out of a Wendy's Biggie Bag these days.

>>18625110 (OP)
For all the people we make fun of on this board, this guy isn't made fun of nearly enough

>>18625110 (OP)
His actual downfall that indie and AEW smarks don't polish his turds after he signed on WWE and nothing actually changed in between. He does the same things he did in nujamal

>>18634357
yeah he needs a stuffed doll to get over with the special ed