Thread 18625434

This Saturday at 10Pm EST, /pw/'s resident wrestling show returns with a new episode and a new format. You won't regret tuning in tomorrow night, as we've got an excellent show lined up for everyone. Saturday's matches will include:
>Shingo Takagi Vs Kazuchika Okada
>Rick Rude Vs Harry Pothead
>Cactus Jack Vs Vader (Exploding Deathmatch)
>Poi Vs Luna Vachon
>Tag Team Grudge Match: The MAGA Powers (Hulk Hogan and the Necro Butcher) Vs The Kamalamaniacs (Brody King and Adam Cole)

Plus:
>The ongoing story of Kane and the Undertaker
>A special report from one of our talent scouts
>A very special offer from Poi
>ROCK TALK, an interview segment hosted by Grug

Join us tomorrow night for all the exciting action, brought to you only by Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards.

this grug. me mightiest caveman in whole tribe. me sign contract, make show for all of you tomorrow night! me interview mister jimcornette and ask him why he fire man who make so many good cave painting. YOU WATCH OR GRUG WILL HIT!

>he booked queen poi
ok i'm in

>>18625434 (OP)
this better be a lot better than the last one lol

>>18625545
I will admit our first two episodes were more than a little bit rough, but that's because there were a lot of issues to work out. No one has ever attempted this exact kind of show so there were bound to be problems at first. However, I really believe I've got it right this time. As president of K-WAB wrestling, I accept full responsibility for all mistakes and that's why I have worked hard to make this next one right. Thank you for your patience.

>>18625434 (OP)
i hope you worked out the production because this actually looks like a good card. never heard of harry pothead, but everything else looks appealing. you book better cards than gedo or tony at least.

>>18625466
a grug cartoon? ok i was gonna troll you but i like this so you get a pass. but just one thing tho grug should say bonk not hit you faggot. good other than that tho.

>>18625645
Glad to hear you like the idea, Rock Talk was definitely the most difficult part of this episode, I have literally never done an animated short before. Also, I've never been into other men but you are right about the bonk thing. Duly noted and thank you for making a valid criticism instead of just trolling.

What the actual fuck have I stumbled into. Into the filter this gay ass shit goes.

>>18625712
your loss

>>18625712
Hopefully this unfunny shit dies like the AI waifu threads we had for like a month. That shit was brutal. Probably the same fag still desperate for human interaction

>>18625712
this is all we have left for original content in this barren wasteland. this is genuinely our peak. think about how sad that is for this place. It’s on par with the boring ass AI threads we had for a minute of just using face app to make people smile but it’s above like the guy who would just endlessly post comic books using pw as his personal archive for some reason.

>>18625731
>>18625753
At least I'm trying to deliver something good here. What the fuck are you doing to make the board better? Look, talk shit all you want, that's what we do around here. If I were a sensitive person I would have left a long time ago lol. All I ask is that you give this shit a chance.

are you using an MDickie game for the matches?

>>18625788
No I'm using Firepro, I chose that particular game because it's the one which gives me the most extensive customization options. There are definitely games with better graphics but none that allow me the same level of autistic detail control. here's a sample from the second episode, although the new stuff will look better than this.

Also I would like to state for the record that I do not use any AI-generated content in the production of the show. The one exception is that I used one of the AI Poi songs for her entrance theme, and I only used that because it has become somewhat popular on the board. Thanks to whatever anon made this.
https://vocaroo.com/11BVhNiLK0UK

is this going to be rick rude before he lost his dick or after? if it's after you should give him a high pitched voice lmao

>>18625931
I'm not sure if he actually did lose his dick or not, I think that may have just been a rumor that the Honky Tonk Man started. But to answer your question, this will be an intact Rick Rude. Without his dick, how is he supposed to satisfy all the ladies in the crowd?

>>18625847
good, most ai content is terrible anyway. don't be lazy like some of these fucks around here.

last one was pretty janky but i support this because i like the concept. i don't see anyone else putting in this kind of work to make good OC so you at least get a chance from me.

>>18626064
thanks brother, I appreciate that. That's why I'm going to drop a little sneak preview of the KINO that I have cooked up for everyone. Here's the Hulkster with a few words about tomorrow night's main event:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/G5YcYRPuWGwL

>>18626168
HOLY FUCKING DIMES

>>18626168
now this is more like it. this is what you needed, good recorded audio instead of endless walls of text. good hogan voice too.

>>18625822
is Cornette managing Hogan or the bear ?

>>18626284
Cornette is managing the bear. He attempted to save his bear from getting pinned by distracting the referee. However, our man Chuck Norris is too smart for that, and Hogan was still able to get the win. Cornette is still upset about this, and he will be making an appearance tomorrow night on Rock Talk with Grug.

>>18626265
>>18626284
Thanks guys, I'm glad you like it. I have had to develop a lot of new skills to do this, and for the audio recording i basically had to build a miniature recording studio. It's a pretty primitive studio but it serves for now. The show will continue to steadily improve as my skills and resources improve.

>>18626168
I FEEL THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA IN THIS PROMO BROTHER

>>18626168
promo's good
>>18626339
please tell me the matches will have audio commentary. there was a guy who tried to do something like this recently but his matches had no commentary and all of them were last man standing matches for some weird reason. if you expect me to enjoy watching a videogame match, commentary would go a long way.

>>18626522
Yes, every match will have commentary, and a few little extra features as well. I do understand that videogame footage alone is a little boring so I've done everything I can to make it feel like a proper show.

>>18625434 (OP)
The Goon got screwed

>>18626168
didn't expect it to be this good. very nice anon.

>>18626767
lol i like this pic

>>18625434 (OP)
>MAGA powers vs the kamalamaniacs
this was enough for me, ill at least check it out.

>>18626899
>>18626839
Thanks, the pic is just something I threw together real quick. I have to go for now, but I do hope everyone will come out for the show tomorrow night. This is something I hope to do for years to come.

>>18627216
this is the first ive heard of /pw/ having its own wrestling show, i like the idea but you better bring something worthy if you want to represent the board like this.

>>18626168
absolute kino. the hulkster would be proud.

>>18625466
ok grug me watch please no bonk

very cool, please don't disappoint us

>>18626168
it's RAINING DIMES

this is looking based. I'll be busy tomorrow night but I'll look out in the archives if no one's bumping it until Sunday. thank you for your efforts Pepe Von Erich!

What did this guy get exposed for the last time he did this?

Sticking stuff up his own ass or something? I only remember it was funny

>>18628394
I think that was either bitchtits or rovert, depending on who you ask.

it's about time somebody did something like this.

>>18625434 (OP)
huh?