Thread 18626269

>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* John Cena returns to SmackDown
* Charlotte Flair battles Piper Niven
* Motor City Machine Guns look to settle issues with Melo Don’t Miz
* The Street Profits collide with two members of The MFTs
* R-Truth steps into the darkness when he faces Aleister Black

>>18626269 (OP)
The WWE SmackDown episode on August 22, 2025, took place at the 3Arena in Dublin, Ireland. Here are the results based on available information:The Miz & Carmelo Hayes def. Motor City Machine Guns: The Miz secured the pin after a distraction, despite tension with Hayes. Grade: C

Piper Niven def. Charlotte Flair: Niven won with a Michinoku Driver after distractions from Chelsea Green and Alba Fyre. Grade: B

The Street Profits def. The MFTs (JC Mateo & Tonga Loa): Montez Ford hit a Frog Splash on JC Mateo for the win, with interference from Jimmy Uso and Sami Zayn. Grade: C

Tiffany Stratton & Jade Cargill def. Becky Lynch & Nia Jax: Stratton and Cargill won with a moonsault and splash combo. Grade: B+

R-Truth vs. Aleister Black: The match didn’t occur as R-Truth appeared on the Titantron, saying he was in Dublin, Georgia, not Ireland. Damian Priest returned, attacked Black, and officials separated them.

Key Segments:Becky Lynch Segment: Lynch opened the show, boasting about her achievements but criticizing the Dublin crowd for supporting Lyra Valkyria. She was interrupted by Tiffany Stratton, Nia Jax, and Jade Cargill, leading to Nick Aldis booking the main event tag match.

John Cena and Logan Paul Segment: Cena addressed Logan Paul, mocking his use of WWE for branding. Paul slapped Cena’s hat off, prompting Cena to hit an Attitude Adjustment. Later, Drew McIntyre taunted Paul, and Paul knocked Cena out with a punch as the show ended.

Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton Segment: McIntyre mocked Cody Rhodes’ condition after a previous attack. Randy Orton returned and hit McIntyre with an RKO

>>18626269 (OP)
US bros

another aewtist splitting the threads just like always

>>18626294
US airing retard

So is this worth watching? Spoilers only tell what happened, not if it was well executed or not

>>18626269 (OP)
big match john...

Watch AEW.

>>18626305
Enjoy the show

>>18626305
No not really nothing unmissable happened

The Iyo and Lyra stuff was a dark match. So there's nothing to look forward too here.

>>18626301
go watch trannymite you loser

Bros I'm on my fifth day after wisdom teeth removal and I'm still in pain and can barely open my mouth help. Smackdown will probably just make me feel worse

>>18626305
Paul/Cena segment was great as you would expect and can be watched in 5 minutes on youtube. Rest of the show sucked.

wow is that michelle mccool

>>18625141
Actual thread
stop using the aew lower count thread

>>18626359
no we don't wanna use that retard's trash threads

Smackdown tape delayed yall

Why did they have The Down in Dublin when all the Irish wrestlers are on Raw?

me? don't care for becky lynch

All the Yuros fucked off. So only Freedom Chads are in the thread.

I'm watching now and haven't seen results. Let's go SmackCHADS!

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>>18626320
I guess i’ll watch while i eat and see. Thanks anons

>gigapop for becky
based dublin

>>18626373
I'd Swipe Right on Becko

was hoggers confirmed to be here tonight?
did he get piss thrown on him?

This is pretaped.

You'd be better watching AEW dynamite from Wednesday.

Thank me later.

I am late, what did I miss so far?

>Becky finally has a non-shit theme
Based

DID YOU GUYS SEE LOGAN PUNCH JOHN CENA TO END THE SHOW AND SEE DOUDROP BEAT CHARLES?

>we deserve it
You deserve shit potato niggers.

Distractions and interference everywhere

>>18626396
Becky babbling more than a brook

Hey p1gs, you like spoiling our shows?
She would do the same to you should you do same to you ?

where can I watch this? I don't see it anywhere live

>going heel in her hometown after getting a monster pop
dedication kek

>we want Lyra chants
But someone on /pw/ has been very adamant that no one likes her?

becky is SUCH a fucking self mark holy SHIT. she can't do an actual heel promo she has to do her clearly real face reaction to WWE coming to ireland and then launch into the hokiest heel promo ever.
just don't fucking turn heel if you aren't gonna do it you stupid bitch. jesus christ.

>becky Lynch
Thats a mute.

>haha yeah I'm a heel
>remember the um famous author from er em my hometowm of Dublin even tho that isn't my hometime? Hahaha yeah well I'm popular in America so take that!

What the fuck

Is Dublin ok? Like if you compare it to London.

>>18626420
it's her home country, the one place on earth she might have fans.

>>18626411
Its on USA network

>>18626411
It's "live" on the USA network, or on demand on Netflix

>>18626432
yeah

There is a skinny guy with a green smiley face shirt in this crowd

>>18626433
Keep coping

becky has never read a work of joyce in her life
fucking whore

Based Irish fans keeping kayfabe.

I was told Becky's promo got no reaction

Hi, guys!

>>18626422
Erm, hate watch much?

>>18626442
cope harder
>CM punk getting louder chants
kekaroo

Becky is beautiful

>>18626442
Fun sized players

>>18626269 (OP)
Cenas acting is getting better, he's clearly been working at it

>>18626373
>iyotranny likes the homosexuals in evolve
you can't write this shit

>>18626454
She’s been looking better lately.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

>>18626447
It didn't, anon
At least originally. Not sure how it is now after editing

>Bono's pretentious

I mean that's an understatement

thank god someone stopped Becko's rambling

>>18626433
But you guys said she wasn’t over in her home country.

yeah ok this segment has convinced me
the british should have finished the job

>>18626467
Bruh, the first 5 U2 albums are post-punk classics, he can be obnoxious all he wants. Truly earned.

Can tiffy time please end

thank god they got the dimes out here

Kek based Becky shitting on the shit hole that is Ireland.

>>18626475
Metal won

nia lost a ton of weight wow

Becky promo
Becky and Nia Vs Tiffy and Jade announced

Miz and Melo beat MCMG

Piper Niven beats Charlotte

Cena and Logan promo

Street Profits beat MFTs

Drew and Randy segment, Randy RKOs him outta nowhere

Tiffy and Jade beat Becky and Nia

Logan punches Cena at end of show

I cant stop imagining Joe tess's massive hog whenever he makes a call. His big balls jiggling

>>18626486
>street profits win
Sigh.

The only European crowds I like are the Belgians and Spaniards

What the fuck has Nia's hairline always been that bad

Is alexa showing up tonight? If not then I just go to sleep

ITS ONLY ONE OF MEEEEEEEEE

>>18626443
Nobody has.
He's a dimeless shitter.

>>18626494
Nope

>>18626488
shitty booking

Nia jax could swallow my 4 inch pud and balls at the same time and moan in her deep gravelly voice

>>18626494
No she doesn't, she's not medically cleared according to commentary

I love Nia. Sorry but FUCK you

Becky owes me sex.

>Knight is on RAM now
Smackdown bros...

FRAXIOM BROS

Every smackdown starts the same

Was Big Trev spotted in the Dublin crowd?
Or is he not allowed to go due to the restraining order?

Just listened to Cornette and Meltzer talk about the Montreal Screwjob... i hate to say it but Jim dogwalked his ass... is Cornette more knowledgeable than Meltzer?

>20 min promo
>with bitches

Miz

Unlike Montez, Buddy had a good match with Roman:)

>>18626524
jim was personally involved with it so i would really hope he knows more about it than dave

>>18626524
I mean, Corny had firsthand experience. He feels like he gave Vince the finish inadvertently.

>>18626524
Cornette was on the fucking writing team then, which was basically Vince, Jim and Shitstain

>Main event
so smackdowns ending early then

Why are the women getting so much air time now? They open the show then nonstop segments. Main event raw and smackdown

Melo and Miz are growing on me kek I used to find it a pretty cringy team

AWWWWWSOME

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>>18626535
But they were talking about the entire history of wrestling double crosses and stuff and corny was more knowledgeable

>female main event
Based Nick Aldis giving me an early night

Carmelo is spinning his wheels. This team shouldn't have lasted this long. Melo should've already beaten Miz after their breakup. The writers clearly have nothing for him.

Imagine paying hundreds to thousands of quid to see fed and you get Miz plus Nia as a fucking main event.

Miz is here this is the main event for me

>wrestlepaloozs has Michigan colors
O-H
I-O

>>18626561
Can you explain the Ohio meme to a millennial sumbitch like me?

Watch JCW
Thank me later

How does the European tour work? Smackdown and then everyone stays in Europe and then raw and everyone stays in Europe for house shows until clash?

>>18626519
I also would like to know about this

>>18626551
Jimbo is an idiot savant about this shit. He's the Rain Man of pre-21st C wrestling. Dude discovered the other day when the 1st actual wrestling broadcast probably happened, in 1931.

>>18626561
Jeet senator, I'm pulling for Michigan

>>18626558
imagine taking issue with miz when you have shit like piper niven and tongoa loa right there.

Is Wrestlepalooza going to be on the ESPN channel too, or just the app?

>>18626569
I dont know, I think it is just a le wacky random meme. I was posting to say FUCK MICHIGAN

Aren't the Irish currently burning migrant hotels down?

That chick from the Conjuring movies looks like an old lady now.

Watch TJPW
Thank me later

>Ireland
>Dublin
Did hog made a cameo?
Or did he got arrested for trying to cope a side of Becky

>>18626588
That's in the northern part

Why wont they sign Izzy?

BRAID YOUR FIST

>>18626598
GMS.

>>18626606
Would mating press her

WE WANT MIZ

>>18626580
At least Tonga Loa did mean shit when he was in NJPW. Miz hasn't meant shit since he was shooting on BryD on Comfy SDown. Piper also looks better in lingerie, which I'd post but I'm not in the mood to dig through my 200 folders of /aspw/ pics.

someone just threw a brick through my window with the words "WATCH AEW" on it

>>18626606
she's too busy down here

WE WANT MIZ

>everyone is so dimeless Miz is getting chants now.
Guh. Rim.

>>18626588
arab and blacks?

>>18626595
>that chick
There were about 20 females in that flick. Which chick? Joey King? McKenzie Whatsername? The mum?

>>18626627
Someone threw a brick at my window and asked for Buddy. I couldn’t help him.

>>18626633
Mizanan is over

NuWWE fans chant for everyone now

>>18626627
Big if true.

Becky? Tony fucked her in 2015
Tiffy? Tony fucked her at tryout in 2019
Roxanne? Tony fucked her in 2013

All your wwe women are Tone-owned

El Hijo de Miz Jr

>Caught Stealing
>It's a movie about jews

>>18626656
You’re a faggot

>>18626653
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>>18626626
>*rapes you up your tight hemhroid asshole*
Watch AEW its better

>>18626644
The lead, obviously

>>18625929
>>18625929
>>18625929

>>18626656
>Writing fake cuck fantasies about another man on an anonymous imageboard
gAyEWtists are truly homosexual and pathetic

>>18626657
I'd actually root for Miz if they'd used him in Americano family but you know sure as hell he couldn't do a fuckin cartwheel, much less a shooting star press or any of this other lucha shit

Smackdown is so dimeless you are still on thread #1

No one's gonna talk about the CenaLogan promo? I thought it was genuinely good. Logan seemed to've put actual effort into it this time, as did Cena.

Rate my wrestling search history

>>18626677
Some us aren't neet cocksuckers and actually work for a living.

King Cobra died RIP

>>18626682
miz does lucha shit all the time now actually

>>18626697
How'd he die

>TNA chant

kek

Do you lads think the OSW fags are in attendance?

Was that a TNA chant...?

Sami

>>18626701
His dad said organ failure. He found him unresponsive on the floor.

>>18626675
She looked older than she was when she was in her 20s; she's 58 now (she was in Say Anything) and she doesn't do the botulism.

Would an uncle tom gimmick get over?

>>18626704
>>18626708
why is TNA so over in Europe

Sami

>>18626714
probably

Cathy looking very hot today

Cathy is unbelievably sexy

We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

>Cathy's outfit

Big Dimes

this piece of shit really got her pregnant so he could have the limelight

even though jimmy is like a decade older i think solo has more kids than him

Cathy's outfit is cute!

>>18626714
Probably as much as every g'dam Polynesian in the fed acting like they're from Compton.

Rest In Peace Charlotte Flair

I gotta find a girl who reminds me of Cathy and wife her up

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>>18626730
I claimed her years ago so back off already

HOLY MOTHER FUCKIN BASED

>>18626620
Kek I guess you are stuck to the chair

Need to see an Israeli drone fly in the building and blow sami zayn into fucking smithereens like a little KWAB

what are you willing to do... to be kazuchika okada

>All the chicks that swipe right on my dating profile are chubby
It's over for me

>>18626732
I remember watching Total Divas about a decade ago when Naomi claimed she was afraid of penetration so Jimmy could only stick the head in until he bought her some jackrabbit dildo to stretch her out.

>>18626755
Off topic. Delete youre post right now.

>>18626713
>>18626713
I saw her in The Manchurian Candidate remake from 2004 recently and yeah she did look old.

Why is the gamethread so dead?

>>18626744
I will literally kill you for her. Not because i have anything against you anon. In fact you obviously are a solid lad with good taste in women. But if you get in my way then you gotta go. Sorry

Yawn. Let me know when the fed produces something this kino.

Man Becky's promo was awful

>>18626766
Lame duck show. No Lesnar. HSFB is back for some ppl.

>>18626755
Low T

>>18626755
You won't find anyone worthwhile on a dating app. Just meet someone naturally.

>>18626766
Smackdown is not live. It was about 4 hours ago

>>18626766
A lot of people already watched the show when it aired live on Netflix. Only ones watching now are Americans.

>>18626771
This isn't a real picture is it? What the fook

>>18626766
Most people watched it live earlier.

>>18626757
if they brought total divas back it would be a big hit today i'm sure

Someome post Cathy shots please

>>18626744
Mayhaps I claimed her first? Did you ever think about that Jack?

alba yum

Piper is such a shitter. KLR is the Micheals

charles' logo is peeling off the back of her robe KWAB

>>18626766
Yuro shows deserve the rope

Chelsea owes me sex

Chelsea Piper and the former Witch girl are hot entertaining and dimes

>>18626787
When they got pre-bitch Mandy, Lana and Lexi on there, it actually got me to watch the regular shows again. Not like Reignswinslol was gonna get me tuning in

charles looking downright ghastly tonight, she looks like natty but worse

Where do (You) think this kid is now?

Unprotected anal sex with Alba.

>>18626809
Probably a supervisor in an IT company.

>>18626809
Probably driving from one Trump rally to another cos he was disappointed the Nation didn't want him

WE WANT CHELSEA

>>18626814
Why do U want poop in Ur pud hole?

>Charlotte isn't getting booed because of Alexa Bliss
This will never not be funny.

>>18626814
zased

>>18626814
Based anon

>>18626784
It's real look up Becky vs Bianca

>>18626809
I remember a Twitter thread awhile ago. And people were discussing this. And it gain a bit of traction. The guy is married to a latina and is an insurance salesman in Boca Raton Florida

Alexa Bliss deserves a Nobel peace prize for getting Charles cheered again.

>>18626819
I like to live dangerously

Chelsea looking so hot tonight

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>>18626809
I figured hes probably posting blacked shit and "you'll finna know it!" on this board

>no Chelsea upskirts
why live

Kiana fucking hot

>>18626766
/pw/ is a EuroChad board.
We already watched it earlier.

>>18626686
>no Brazilian bikini wax tutorials

>>18626829
My wife

>>18626838
You'll shoot your eye out, kid

>>18626828
>married to a latina
Ah yes, the fate of every sensible white man.

>>18626835
Reasons

Shittiest heel turn of all time.

>>18626801
when all ego gets here they need to move this stable up the card
put the world title on chelsea, put the US title on alba, get piper a new partner and all ego the US belt
this stable would draw bigly if it was allowed to run smackdown like judgment day or bloodline was

The way Dom says mango HABENARRRO pisses me off. Need to see that fookin bitch botch a moonsault and splatter like a little KWAB.

>>18626829
Alexa Bliss deserves to tongue my anus until I ejaculate.

I wanna slather Michin in even more baby oil

Charles lost clean to piper??

>>18626828
>Boca Raton
Dude probably has a lot of money

>>18626846
I like how you always post this disgusting fat beaner as if it's impressive. Kys

>>18626829
Quite the contrary,
>Inflated Charles's ego
>Destroyed Lexi's single push
>Charles is now unbearable and we have to deal with her every weekend
>Charles already had gigaheat and she didn't capitalize on it
>Ruined Roxy's/Raquel push

>>18626863
Chelsea raked her eyes

Piper either has Chuck's makeup or spraytan on her ass

>>18626863
piper has her heel stable around the ring so i doubt it's clean

>>18626829
She is just perfect and she just like any homegirl

>>18626821
Shes not getting boo’d. Crowd is popping

>>18626852
Piper and Alba will get released, Ethan will be stuck in the undercard, Chelsea will stay where she is.

Would (You) rather eat Charles Flair's discharge or piper nivens unwashed crotchrot asshole?

>>18626852
Sounds like too good idea for Haitch to approve

>>18626882
Please take more English lessons.

>>18626872
Thanks for the (You) thoughbeit.

>>18626686
Eh

kek

>charles gets booed when she fights back against chelsea
KWAB

>>18626898
Just watch porn you fookin simp

>john cena sucks
I can't unhear it anons....

Hot bitches

>ghoulia vs michin
oh my god ENOUGH OF MICHIN

Kiana owes me ANAL

>>18626895
please take more dick sucking lessons

>>18626898
>Crash Holly locked in a suitcase

Chelsea is such a KWAB lol. Relegated to 1 minute backstage segments and feuding with fucking michin

>Nikki in the background
she cummin for the title

I can't look at Cena without imaging the horrific orgy scene from Peacemaker right now

>>18626898
Would def goon with you

Is Giulia in the Waste Management business?

>>18626924
>Chelsea
KWAB this nigga wrote the wrong name KWAB

>nikki cross in the background
SPOOKY

>>18626686
>eggy white rap
Based.

>last real champion
why? He isn't a heel anymore

>>18626932
Lmao KWAB

>>18626910
Fed bitches are better than porn, rabbi.

Charles should not work with leopard print honestly she should put on a curvy skirt she has no hips at all

>>18626930
i was so disappointed that giulia never interacted with the family in NXT
just once i wanted to hear tony D call her their friend from the east or from the orient, just once

are the conjuring movies good should i watch them
i watched the nun it was alright i thought

I've gotta say, watching rasslin drunk is VERY different from watching rasslin high.

>>18626943
You've never seen Traci Lords' work (not sure if still available; you could find it 20 yrs ago but millennial/zoomer fags have probably gotten it removed)

>>18626963
Nobody cares, faggot. Fuck you and your coombait pictures

>>18626962
I've only seen the first one. It's good, plenty creepy and the 2 leads are very likable.

>>18626962
Personally, they're everything I hate about modern horror. I've only ever watched the original though.

1$ per wing is supposed to be a deal in 2025
Bidenomics destroyed this country...

>>18626973
Lol what a dumb decision. Everyone rightfully sees them as two of the biggest faggots in wrestling

>>18626981
Wings have been overpriced for a LOOOOONG time my guy.

And New
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>>18626983

Recycle
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>>18625141

300

any chance of an actual real new thread
not a choice between this retard's two spam threads

>>18626570
Currently on hiatus until next month.