Thread 18630599

Good lord

>>18630599 (OP)
>Calls himself punk

>>18630599 (OP)
The Voice of the Conglomerate Media Networks™

Corporate Man Punk.

It's genuinely been disappointing to see him turn into a full corporate shill all cause AEW wrestlers didn't worship the ground he walks on and the women thought he was a creep.

>>18630599 (OP)
Grim

Nice Guy Phil makes aewtists seethe.

I thought the point of humiliation rituals was that you got something out of them?

nothing more punk than selling out

>>18630621
>Corporate Man Punk.
It's Corporate Man Phil, you little pink.

>>18630704
>what is money

>>18630704
He's after a job backstage when he retires. Probably running NXT. His time in the wilderness wised him up to how little money an ex-wrestler with no other discernible talent actually earns. Turns out it's very little.

>>18630599 (OP)
Grim

CM Punk to HHH
https://youtu.be/xY0gNfj21co

>NOOOOOOOOOOO PUNK, DON'T KILL THAT DIMELESS MIDGET, I NEED HIM TO KEEP THE YOUNG KEKS HAPPY
>NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18630621
If they had any balls they'd lean into this for a heel run

>"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money"
>almost two years later, trannies still squeeling about this

>>18631146
This is a different kind of hear that you don't want on the company

>>18631139
the funniest thing is how his fans will use this video of him sucker punching him while his hands are down as an example of phil being a real though guy who CAN fight.

Would he drink Coca Cola for money?

>>18631159
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR OUT BEFORE PUSHING ME AND CHOKING ME EVEN THOUGH I CALLED YOU OUT FIRST!!!
KEK

>>18631164
He sucked a saudi dick for blood covered money.

>>18631175
cool it with the racism and homophobia

>>18631268
Fuck you bitchtits

>>18630599 (OP)
>>18630609
>>18630617
>>18630621
>>18630819
worked

>>18630599 (OP)
Is it trendy to hate Netflix and ESPN now?

>>18631146
>Sucker punch
The midget was talking shit and didn't expect he would get hit. Embarrassing to lose a real fight to CM Punk.

>>18631307
WTF I like netflix and espn now

>>18630609
>tattoos a Pepsi logo on his arm

>>18630599 (OP)
CP Phil wants that ESPN seat to talk about MMA and sports once he retires

>>18630609
Nothing more punk than being a loser sellout

>>18631169
Nobody is saying Jack Perry isn't a bitch, but Phil both sucker punched and grabbed his hair until they got split 5 seconds after. They're both bitches and Philcels pretending he kicked anyone's ass is hilarious

>>18630599 (OP)
Fakest guy around no matter what field.

>>18630621
He was corporate man punk in AEW too because he conned tony into giving him a backstage position which is actually worse than doing PR interviews but I wouldn’t expect you to have any consistency or convictions

>>18632300
It’s not selling out if he kisses the ass of a billionaire that I like.

>>18630599 (OP)
He should turn heel and be corporate punk, come out and cut promos about all the great advertisers WWE placed on the ring and the aprons wear all the sponsored merch constantly chew slim jim talk about the latest game or movie sponsor that WWE has and then when he becomes a champion put ads on sideplates.

>>18630621
All women in AEW liked him though

>>18631159
I really don't understand how we're supposed to believe that this guy was able to beat up the Bucks and Omega, even with Steel's help. At full health, he can't even take down jungle boy who just wrestled a match. Punk can't fight.

>>18632281
he kicked Perry's ass (Samosa Joe has to save him), he kicked the Old KWABs asses (had to hide because they were bruised) while Ace Steel destroyed Osmegma's colony.

>>18630609
Punk is true to the original definition
https://johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/views/search.php?term=punk

>>18630599 (OP)
>We
>Not 2 years ago he was 9 years deep in to shitting on the Fed for being corporate schlop
Lmao he's so cucked.

>>18630599 (OP)
CM Punk is a bigger sellout than Bad Religion.

>>18630599 (OP)
did punk knock some rat up? he's been sucking up to corporate like a father desperate to feed his children.

>>18631159
he pushed the midget to start the fight you stupid motherfucker, its not his fault that's all it took to fold him. Ever been in a real fight? its not a sucker punch when the guy is looking directly at you, you want them to sign a contract first?

>>18632747
>>18632909
This is what happens when you experience irresponsible manchild management first hand, you realize the corporate structure you used to hate isn't so bad after all.

Both sets of fans are hypocrites on the Punk/Perry 'fight'. One side calls Punk unprofessional for starting it, but plays up Perry/Hangman for provoking Punk. Then the other side calls Punk based for getting physical, then goes on about how unprofessional AEW lockerroom is. You're all a bunch a'sweaty, neurotic fucks.

>>18630621
Keep seething, PigMobile. If he was in GAY EWW and they had this same deal instead of being a dying PISSANT pigshow company, you would be singing him high praise and sucking his dick in all your shitty spam threads.

>>18632339
He is way too fragile and narcissistic to do anything like this

>>18632458
the bucks probably just turtled lol. kenny probably thought it was playfighting until ace bit him. honestly i think even post diverticulitis kenny'd beat punk. he has natural atheltic ability where punk has zero.

>>18630599 (OP)
Is this the longest run CM Punk has had being professional? I’m sure he’s still a jackass backstage.

>>18631571
I don't think he did the tattoo himself mate

>>18631146
kek there were people swearing that's where he was headed 2 years ago after his first Raw promo. He's just a soulless carny with bills to pay