Thread 18632667

It's The Final Stop Before Tomorrow's Forbidden Door PPV!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>matt & nick vs. Paragon
>Isla Dawn vs. Megan Bayne
>Hiromu Takahashi & SkyFlight vs. Don Callis Family in an 8-Man Tag Match
>Skye Blue & Julia Hart vs. Queen Aminata & Willow Nightingale
>Gates Of Agony vs. Grizzled Young Veterans
>Big Bill In Action
>First International Max Caster Open Challenge
>And More!

** Forbidden Door: London TOMORROW **

>>18632667 (OP)
BASED

>>18632667 (OP)
No wonder this shit got cancelled. What the fuck even is this card?

No buddy?

>>18632676
>got cancelled
>literally airing tonight
You dumb or something

>>18632676
your mom

Is Isla getting signed or was it a one time thing

>>18632667 (OP)
Spoilerchad, can you please hook us up?

Forbidden Door officially sold out

>>18632771
Sky Flight (Scorpio Sky, Dante & Darius Martin) and Hiromu Takahashi def. The Don Callis Family (Hechicero, Rocky Romero, Josh Alexander & Lance Archer)

Megan Bayne def. Isla Dawn

Willow Nightingale & Queen Aminata def. Skye Blue & Julia Hart

Daniel Garcia urges Nigel McGuinness to win the IWGP World title Sunday in a backstage scene, proving he’s a better wrestler than Zack Sabre Jr.

Sabre Jr. def. Max Caster, then faced off with McGuinness

Konosuke Takeshita def. Tomohiro Ishii in his first AEW appearance since winning New Japan’s prestigious G1 Climax tournament last weekend.

Big Bill def. Mark Andrews

GOA (Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun) def. Grizzled Young Veterans (James Drake & Zack Gibson)

The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) def. Paragon (Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly) with help from interference by Kazuchika Okada & Don Callis

Swerve Strickland arrived to try and counter the interference, but ends up take out by Okada & The Bucks post-match.

No Buddy sadly :(

>>18632896
Yikes. Easy skip for me.

>>18632771
>>18632896
>>18632905
samefag

>>18632771
10/10 sicko booking that will make obese retarded neet piggapoos seethe and mald

>>18632896
So Isla was brought in just to job? Grim

>>18632949
Shades of Buddy.

>>18632667 (OP)
CM Punk lost

>>18632667 (OP)
AEW's B show with a better card than WWE's upcoming PPV lmao

>>18632896
pouring one out for my lil nigga hiromu

>>18632896
Didn't read
lmao

>>18632896
Did read
grim

Lmao

>>18632896
Thanks brother.
>>18632918
Get a life homo. Seriously, I just recouped your Saturday night by asking for spoilers. Now you can go touch grass, maybe get laid. You're welcome.

>>18632667 (OP)
The Collison logo is covering nicks face in the graphic lol

>>18632896
Still watching

>>18633163
Alright that's actually fuckin funny

I think Sky Flight SUCKS

how many bongs?

>>18633183
>a literal GM is managing a team
isn't that kind of... you know... unfair?

>>18633163
>http
They can't even afford to get their website secured with HTTPS. That's hard times daddy.

They should unironically get a geocities page

I think now would be an excellent time to bring back Pretty Peter Avalon.

>>18633202
With Buddy.

>>18633202
"LOSER MUST WIN"
this was the ManiaX7 of jobberkino

>>18633193
or an Angelfire page

I think they'll announce the matches for zero hour tomorrow but I seriously hope they only announce one match. Please dont load zero hour with 4 matches

>>18633163
>>18633193
Neocities is based

>>18632896
Imagine watching this shit
Fucking grim

>>18633186
3 1/2 burgers from now

>>18633669
>Imagine watching this shit
>Fucking grim
you should be watching your weight, it's much grimmer

>>18633669
put the mirror down

>Imagine watching this shit
>Fucking grim

>>18633909
KIRDBLT

>>18632667 (OP)
Isla Dawn owes me sex

>>18632667 (OP)
Arn Anderson, Jake the Snake, Tully. Where are the washed up boomer managers that made AEW feel soulful?

>>18632667 (OP)
>from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
oi does everyone hea have their tv loicense in order??

why did they not make this collision live?

>>18632949
It's clearly just a 1 shot tryout thing.
People don't understand that not every person who steps foot on AEW TV is immediately under a 3-5 year exclusive deal.

broski has the derrick white hairline

If Jericho is indeed heading back to WWE, the right call would be for him to put Hangman over especially since Hangman took the loss to make Jericho the inaugural AEW World Champion.

It would be somewhat poetic

>>18634057
Hangman's the champ and everyone would know Jericho's leaving, it wouldn't be hype.

I’m here for Isla, Leila Gray and Buddy. Simple as.

>>18633975
>tattoos
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Japanese Commentary Team ready for Forbidden Door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppLCBr6Qp3E

love love love Penelope
she should be at that TBS title level desu

>>18634432
yaaay Miki :3

>>18632896
I came for this. I need some satisfaction after the Trump-Putin bluff

>>18632896
>McGuinness taking advice from Daniel García

ABSOLUTE
STATE

>>18634057
Jericho will not put over that fag just before his return to the big leagues

>>18634632
Read this in a Jeet voice

>>18632718
>>18633975
Did she lose weight?

>>18634025
It was in Glasgow and they have to be in London live tomorrow. Probably didn't want to have to drive their talent down the majority of Great Britain immediately after the show and have less time to get ready.

LET'S
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE

>>18634752
holy kino shot

>>18634730
everyone is saying this

Well this is grim.

>>18634814
she cute

>>18634824
And will job forever. The female buddy.

>>18634025
>>18634711
And now that I think about it only the Young Bucks, Hiromu Takahashi, and maybe Nigel are the only wrestlers on this Collision who are on the Forbidden Door card. So they wouldn't have had to get a lot of their talent down to London quickly if it were actually live tonight.
But they would still have to move the production crew and a lot of their staging and equipment so my point still stands.

>>18634025
I don't think it's ever live the night before a PPV

I didn't watch the first Takeshita vs Ishii, did it slap as hard as it sounds? Was it a certified banger?

>>18634868
Every Takeshita match is good so yes

>>18634868
Yes it kicked ass you should watch it

30 MINS WARNING
SICKOOOOOOOOOOS
MOUNT UP

>>18634879
I tried to go back and watch G1 but there were so many nights that I didn't know which one was the start

>>18634885
we out here doin' real sicko shit

Forbidden Door is about to set the record for the largest wrestling attendance ever in the O2

>>18634939
kek based, Big Tone don't miss

>>18632667 (OP)
I ran into an AEW cosplay event here in Dublin but it was all just this angry cripple chick.

>>18634814
Who are the two jabronis?

>>18634955
SAAAAAAAAAAARS

Anyone gooning to the Isla match.

>>18635001
I only goon to Beast Mortos

>>18635001
no I'm gooning to the Willow match

>>18635006
no, that's not allowed

>>18634432
They interviewed Willow here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLpP6SfCWzA

>>18635001
yeah but only cause megan is in it

>>18635001
Me. Can't wait to see her cheeks. Luv gooning with the lads.

>>18635017
she so fucking adorable, I need that in my life

>>18635017
bruh they have el desperado on commentary? kek. should be on the show.

Man of Steel gets way too much hate

What are you eating for Collision? I'm eating a whole bowl of refried beans.

>>18635001
Paul is such a loser faggot. I guess she wasn’t ZOGged enough

>>18635029
Zack Snyder is the modern day Kubrick

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18635030
Soothing throat tea, popcorn and pints of whiskey in water bottles

>>18635030
a plum I stole from Ingles and two beef ramen packs

>>18635029
new superman mogs

LIGHT THE FUSE

>>18632667 (OP)
Talent Name bros, what kind of picture is that?

Where the PAWGs wrestle

>>18635029
>>18635036
GOOD MORNING SAAR

god the entire crowd looks like fletcher

buncha Marks booing based Don

>>18635029
It's fine in its own little bubble, but I absolutely hate it as a Superman adaptation, same goes for the rest of the snyderverse. James Gunn's new DCU is way more my speed, his Superman movie was perfect.

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATURDAY

I'm tired of seeing women with tattoo arm sleeves

Why did that kid call the camera man and asshole?

COLLISION IS IN YOUR VISION

>>18635049
>every fucking time
I am lily-white, fuck you and fuck /tv/. Also Now You See Me and Now You See Me 2 are very entertaining. I'm fucking WHITE.

>zooming on his bald head
Kek

Don likes chicken

Holy packed house!

>>18635058
I'll take over for you

BIG HECH
I
G

H
E
C
H

>>18635062
fireworks in your theatres LMAO

Perfect Spanish by Callis, I bet Okada taught him that

Don might be my favorite heel manager of all time. He's grown so much through his career.

oh boy the riccabone zone

>No Dasha
>No meaty arms
>Can't get it

I love how they make the whole Callas family use Hecicero's theme because it's just so good

Scorpio Sky has had one of the most nothing careers of all time

Scottish Franie Munz kek

BIG HECH
THICC AF

Hechicero is so fucking based.

>>18635071
I will squash you IRL like Kenny did Sonny

what are bushi and naito doing these days

That dude in the crowd looked like an old ass Malcolm from Malcom in the Middle

I no longer think that the Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport. I now think it's the Unpredictable Badass.

WHERE IS SISTA LEILA

>>18635095
uhh she's busy

Multi year deal for isla.

>>18635079
>Willow later
meaty arms bros eatin' good

BASED IAN RICCABONI
FUCK THAT FIRED CHUD KEVIN KELLY

>>18635094
too much ass

>>18635094
and the best nickname is the cold hearted handsome devil

Are the Costco DEI Guys going to be there tomorrow?

>>18635089
They did a RevPro show and that's been about it. Naito was scheduled to get another eye surgery and then stem cells for his knees.

What happened to Blake Christian? He was amazing when I went to Collison

>>18635102
Looks a bit like Elaine's "black" boyfriend

Dante gets more dimeless every year.

>>18635079
Renee has taken up the meaty armed mantle

Archer should have stayed on his "beat up a dozen jobbers with Snakob as a manager" shit.

Based Rocky showing off the fundamentals

>Leila not there
>She's the best part of Top Flight

>>18635115
He’s in ROH tag team purgatory with Julia harts black husband.

>>18635115
he needs a dancing gimmick

>Leila Grey celebrating the release of her album

Yeah. And that album's title, "Tickets are expensive, watch from home." Available on Spotify and wherever you get your music.

>Nige dropping Billy Connolly references
HON THE BIG YIN

>>18635122
curse of losing access to Skye Blue

>>18635132
'fraid so

>Brodido take the pin
>FTRWINSLOL
>they feud with Edge and Christian
>Edge and Christian win the belts and keep them until they retire or die
>another fucking tournament to see who the new tag champs are
You can see it coming from a mile off.

>>18635150
>no bush
Dropped

>>18635115
>>18635139
Give him the Gigalo Jimmy Del Ray gimmick

>>18635153
Tony is giving brodido the belts to spite buddy.

>>18635118
Kek he thought Elaine was Hispanic too

>>18635153
>another fucking tournament
I hope it's Round Robin :)

>>18635122
Darius is even worse. All he did was get injured and came back fat

>>18635162
BIG TONE WITH THE BIG TOKE

>>18635157
I hate bushfags more than any other fetishists. 10 years ago I never had to tell a girl to shave. Stop making them think that that shit's ok. It's not.

Someone spilled Irn-Bru on the transatlantic cables!

Who here /heathen/?

Do you think Scorpio Sky framed his golden ring?

>>18635168
>Irn-Bru
reminded me of this

>>18635128
they should have given him a tnt reign back when the roster was thinner, even a short reign would have established him as a lurking threat. now he's just a big guy who never wins anything.

>>18635171
Still on a PS2 here brother

>they're singing the HEEEY BAYLEY " song about Hechicero
lmao

>>18635173
he set his PS5 on top of it

>>18635173
how do you think he got that (refurbished) ps5, my man went straight to the pawn shop

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

>scorpio sky
there's a guy who unironically could be big in the fed. he's in desperate need of a script to follow, he has all the physical skills though.

damn even hiromu is shocked he's not looking at the lights for once

attitude adjustment!

>Rocky taking the pin again
Rockybros...

>>18635178
pretty sure the only belt he ever won was when he beat Mox for that NJPW belt, I think that was on free TV too

PORNOOOOOOOOOOOSTAR

Fletch looking good.

>Prototoaster

Boooooo. BOOOOO. BOOOOOO!!!

not what I'm called

PORNOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18635197
>Rocky collecting checks from AEW and NJPW tonight
>again
;)

PORNOSTAAAAAAAARRRRR

>>18635189
You keep posting this but have yet to get the tat.
Nut up or shut up patnah

whoever is pitching and making the Hook promos has the best fucking weed in the company.

>>18635191
The black Buddy if you will.

Ayo those Hook figures be bussin fr
But in all seriousness I forgot why was he gone for so long? Did he get injured?

>>18635214
probably the comfiest gig in all of wrestling

>HOOKimation
kino

>there's no pirate FITE stream tonight
huh
that really upsets me

I've been listening to this Hook song all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEy2lACZ4E

>>18635225
He is/was on concussion protocol.

>>18635225
last we saw him moxgang dropped him on an overturned chair and he puked his intestines out

>>18635200
>>18635213
>>18635217
who is he making porn with..

>>18635225
Early onset CTE

Was that the 2nd Hook vignette?

>>18635225
>But in all seriousness I forgot why was he gone for so long? Did he get injured?
He got a "concussion" and threw up during a match. I think he was probably just partying too hard.

>>18635236
Yeah, using that song.

>>18635231
>old timey crooner mashed with zoomer hip-hop
this is horrifying

>>18635230
Same. Nige's commentary is always one of the best parts of the show, and the commentary during PiP is always the best commentary.

>>18635232
>>18635233
>>18635235
Oh dear. I remember they abruptly replaced him in the Opps with Hobbs right before they won the Trios titles.

WINZAH

>>18635231
https://youtu.be/L4RAAj2rTZE?si=AuvsvpyASnQCfwKq
This is what I'm listening to

Latina thicc

Persephone vs bozilla might be kino

Bozilla is a beast

I love Toni and Billie, and hate Athena and Mercedes. I'm entirely ambivalent to Mrs. Bruv.

Parsippany has a big ass

BOZILLA OWES ME SEX!!!

Those tights are really riding up

Paul Levesque fumbled

100% all white-meat Scottish cheeks.

>>18635255
HOOK board, newfag.

Ever since Bozilla went to STARDOM the reports of men found with their pelvis crushed around Tokyo have shot up 400 percent. If only there was a clue.

OHMYFUCK ISLA'S ASS IS LOOOOOUD

>>18635234
GVOON GVANG

Isla Dawn going to be a jobber?

nice pickup as expected based tk

>>18635282
no wonder its dimeless

holy coomola

>>18635278
IF HE BREATHES, HE FUMBLES

Isla's fish net cheek covers doing something to me

Luv Isla Dawn

Isla giving Leva Bates vibes

This ain't NXT Isla. This is AEW. It comes with chops

>>18635278
many such cases

>>18635290
Yes. The female Buddy.

Megan Bayne is borderline a female Goldberg with how she is booked in AEW, though I know she's jobbed and can actually wrestle/has actual matches unlike Bill back in the day

>>18635282
KVVK and YUNG TITE FERTILE BUCCI are THE premiere tag team. So much aura and mood in one pic!

>Isla has gotten a bit fat
Based

The Tonester deserves an AVN award for having one of the best PAWG collections of the planet

>>18635295
HOOKAMANIA NEVER DIES BROTHER

>>18635319
Got to keep Hurt Business satisfied. ;^)

Isla is on a multi year apparently

>>18635317
>So much aura and mood in one pic!
no cap

bayne just gets to react between her legs and grab her ass it's not fair bros

>>18635290
Megan needs to wipe the fed stink out of her

why did triple nose let isla go again, the ever dreaded buget cuts?

>>18635326
Tone's PAWG affinity long pre-dates their arrival

Scottish women have booty? I thought they'd be the same as Irish

Based cameraman with the ass shots

>>18635337
To pay Michin more.

>>18635337
Triple H isn't allowed around red heads because of the whole Christy Hemme thing

>>18635326
>Got to keep Hurt Business satisfied. ;^)

lol the banshee scream by the fan

>>18635338
Got to keep Will Hobbs satisfied. ;^)

Get rid of the fishnet part of the gear. You're not in the gay fed anymore, Isla.

Isla is very cheeky

Whatever trainer tells every woman in AEW to scream after every move needs to be hanged

>>18635337
it's a floundering company, he's gonna strip it and sell it off to the chinks

bros I am in love with willow

I wish Isla Dawn would Death Ride me.

>>18635337
Needs to save money to get more Samoans and Tongans

>>18635339
She is the exception, not the norm.

cut this wannabe rapper jabroni's mic off!

>>18635346
I miss this big nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18635349
Honestly I find them to be dimes
Either way I would be happy with that particular part of her look

SEX TRIANGLE

Richabonni deserves the rope for freestyling during Willow's theme. He pulled that shit on the table with Taz and that's why they ran him off Dynamite.

------S E X------
T R I A N G L E

Animata owes me sex, simple as

>>18635337
she is pro tranny in sports and got in a fight with Logan Paul over it

this mf definitely said "pillow time"

>>18635360
Jej confusing Excalibur for Riccibone

>>18635360
>Excalibur
that was Ian Riccaboni

>>18635357
This is the real reason. Worst part is everything I hear about WWE is that that whole Bloodline shit, which should have been a slam dunk to keep going with the betrayals, is all fucked up and dead.

triple blowjob with the triangle of madness

>This match after the Isla one
Goddamn Tony. My balls are empty! What are you doing to me bro

THE TRIANGLE OF SEX

>>18635356
Um you can't switch the meme up like that, it doesn't work with Isla. Do better.

Two don't make a triangle, though

>>18635378
Ex would never engage in cultural appropriation like that

WHERE SEXLA

>>18635393
With her bf Hangman.

Not going to lie bros, I feel like Thekla is too much woman for me

flashing the pits like its going out of style

The riff in the Sex Triangle music is lifted from 2x4 by Metallica

imagine the femdom sex dungeon thekla and co reside in

I don't find thekla the slightest bit interesting or attractive

>>18635380
now that's what I call skibidi rizz Ohio

>>18635381
I'll show you Ian Riccaboni

>>18635393
Not allowed in UK after Brexit

Skye Ozempic Blue?

Thekla missing out on taking Chocolate Kisses

>>18635393
too busy convincing her boyfriend to step away from tire-san, pls understand

NEW THREAD
>>18635413
>>18635413
>>18635413
>>18635413
>>18635413
>>18635413

>>18635337
Apparently Isla was getting into shit with the other divas, they were complaining about her and wanted her gone.

nigel + tony + riccabone is a good team, and i dont like tony at all

grabbing the boobs and spinning, new GOAT move?

Speaking of meaty upper arms/forearms
here's Willow

Was that move called the Display of Shame?

>>18635392
Kek Excalibur is forever goated to me for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmaYlq4Jhc

>>18635421
It really do be working well.

>>18635385
I'm probably the only guy ITT who's actually gotten a triple blowjob, and let me tell you: Some things, you build up in your head to the point where no matter what, it's a disappointment. A triple blowjob is nothing like that, it feels even better than it sounds.

OLD SCHOOL

>>18635419
really?
like what? source

>>18635436
I've never even been in the same room with another woman.

>>18635429
what the fuck lmao I didn't know about this, thanks for that

>>18635438
mmm mmmmmm she is truly baddass

>>18635429
i've only ever seen random clips from pwg and each time it is some bizarre shit that would never fly today

>>18635444
I once saw a woman in a grocery store. She loudly asked what was that disgusting smell, looked at me and then left the store without her groceries

Did Skye lose ass?

I didn't know Forbidden Door was that early

>>18635429
Lmao wtf

>>18635436
>I'm probably the only guy ITT who's actually gotten a triple blowjob
Wrong. I've gotten one exactly once in the only foursome I've ever been in (FFFM).
But your description is accurate. It was like a Mike Adriano feeding frenzy porno. Unbelievable amounts of pleasure.

>>18635429
Kek he got suspended from AEW for a bit when this surfaced

>>18635836
Why is the world so gay and lame now?