Thread 18635413

It's The Final Stop Before Tomorrow's Forbidden Door PPV!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The OVO Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland!
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>matt & nick vs. Paragon
>Isla Dawn vs. Megan Bayne
>Hiromu Takahashi & SkyFlight vs. Don Callis Family in an 8-Man Tag Match
>Skye Blue & Julia Hart vs. Queen Aminata & Willow Nightingale
>Gates Of Agony vs. Grizzled Young Veterans
>Big Bill In Action
>First International Max Caster Open Challenge
>And More!

** Forbidden Door: London TOMORROW **

First to remind us no matter what this is a T-Bone thread

>>18635413 (OP)
I LOVE AEW

Julia could lose some weight

Now that I look it seems like all the women in this match look thinner than normal. They set the cameras to "thin" or something?

I’m going to ejac.

Okay!

threesome with julia and willow
the best of every imaginable world

>>18635413 (OP)
>>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>>matt & nick vs. Paragon
In

>>18635441
tight little piece

>>18635441
shame about the husband

Skye lost weight and somehow got hotter.

Forbidden Door finna be banger after banger after banger, I'm hype

they made the witch lose her debut?

>>18635465
she’s not signed

my wife Willow is such a great wrestler :3

>>18635465
Bayne too big 4her

>>18635465
They put her again Bayne so yes.

>>18635456
he can watch

>>18635463
I wish 80s cocaine skinny women would make a comeback. Tired of the THICC era

Is this a black vs white match?

>>18635465
Gotta pay your dues.

I will not be gaslit into liking Aminata.

>>18635449
imagine the dynamic contrast
a slim petite girl and a big thicc meaty girl
writhing all over you

>>18635393
>WHERE SEXLA
in London

damn Skye a good comatose flopper

>>18635480
Willow is Aryan spiritually. Evola talked about this.

SEXLA

Is Thekla a leather mama?

forgot this would be early bc time zone

FEEL THE WRATH

HARLES

>>18635482
She looks like a female Kofi.

HARLEY'S BACK AND SHE'S AMPED UP ON MUSHROOM COFFEE

>>18635479
https://www.google.com/search?q=Where+to+find+Testosterone+Replacement+Therapy&oq=Where+to+find+Testosterone+Replacement+Therapy

harley cameron is perfect

PAWGlander

AND...Harley's dead again. Great run.

I want to feel more than just Harley's wrath if you know what i mean

>FEEL THE WRATH
>*roof comes off the joint*
TONY
STRAP
NOW

Triangle of jobbers, sad.

>>18635496
hella booba on that run in

The TOXICITY has increased!

Stats paunch was really showing there

>No women's tag team championships
I love me some Skye Blue, give her a singles push

Harley gotta get Statlander on her boob regiment.

>Statlander run in
>the crowd goes mild
473,659th attempt to get over: failed

>>18635519
they've been ready for women's tags belts for a while

BLOOD
AND
GUTS

>wendy's got a purple nugget dipping sauce
did you learn nothing from ketchup in the 90's

Bayne still standing at the end she is female Goldberg

>>18635510
I have no clue what you're talking about

GET THAT NUTS.COM PATNAH

>>18635531
Wendy's marketing team is clearly run by women because they've been coming up with some STUPID shit like the Taki's burger.

>>18635531
nobody ever learns from anything

Daddy Magic should be on commentary full time

>>18635529
>>18635537
where are you seeing this?

Lexi a cute!

>>18635548
I was reacting a US TV ad for a service called NUTS.COM
shit you not

>>18635544
While I agree the Taki burger was weird, crushed takis as breading for chicken...incredible.

who's gonna finally be able to survive the 5

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU’RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
ALIVE

>>18635531
>>18635544
The frosty is good

FINALLY GETTING THE RESPECT HE DESERVES

I'm a Maxamaniac

>>18635552
Imagine if her boob plopped out and the camera man did a slow zoom on her nipple

>Max is giga over from being a jobber
still boggles my mind

kek he actually got the chant super over

>>18635562
I used to do that with spicy pork rinds and I had some of the most painful bowel movements in my life. Never again.

>>18635570
that would be really really cool

IT'S BILL OSPREAY

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU’RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-
LIVE

>>18635571
Charisma goes a long way, especially in rasslin.

>>18635571
Max was always the Michaels. You were just fooled by the woke retards on social media that got triggered by his raps.

Max bros I think we can win this one!

this nigga type zesty

by God it's the 3rd best technical wrestler in the world (behind Bryan Danielson and Hechicero)

>>18635575
I only ever thought about it because the Capt'n Crunch Chicken from Planet Hollywood lives rent free in my head forever

ZSJ using his heel theme

OH SHIT IT'S BARRY

What is Zack Saber's body type called?

>>18635584
That a Bangs?

>>18635596
british

this is a very zesty challenge

>>18635596
string bean

Zack is cheating

>>18635597
Too much soda in your eyes

Zach Sabre sucks so bad desu he's such a geek
you just know he plays Yu-Gi-Oh or some shit

>>18635596
Elasticman

>>18635596
CHICKEN.CHEST~!

>>18635608
yugioh is based though

>actually wrestling the Best Wrestler Alive
What did he mean by this?

>>18635608
I'd bet $1000 that he could shoot HEEM you IRL and not break a sweat.

Boooooooooo

is Slapjack still in TMDK? I feel like I never see him anymore

two drew mcintyres behind nigel

>>18635596
bendy man

>>18635592
>Capt'n Crunch Chicken
You wot m8

kek at the two Drew cosplayers in the audience

Schiovane should've put Saber in a crossface chicken wing for getting close to Nigel

>Max jobs in 2:37
>is still more over than ZSJ

FUCK YOU BOWENS

>>18635499
Makes sense, they are both from West Africa, Ghana and Guinea

>KISS!
>KISS HIM!

Scottish Young Bucks in the front row having a laugh

I hope Nige takes ZSJ to the limit

Dad bout to wreck shop

It's Mr. Ass!

>>18635528
Yea you right, a tag division isn't even a bad idea

what's so young about zack?

>>18635639
the wee neds

>>18635645
he’s a punk

I’d kill for Buddy vs any of these guys. KILL.

>"BOWNENS GODDAMN IT STOP BEATING UP YOUR GAY BROTHER"
>"I'M THE GAY ONE"
>"STOP STEALING YOUR BROTHER'S FAGGOTRY."

damn Billy

Bowens organic heel turn after failing to get over as a face has been excellent

Billy and max, tag belts NOW

>>18635649
what do you think about the guy who wants to fight buddy?

I shoot hate Bowens, and not even because he's a shoot fag (though that doesn't help matters either).

>>18635596
Twink

>the fakeass DX knockoff music for Billy
lmao

Women dressing slutty would lead to bigger ratings in a perfect and just world.

I am in love with Harley Cameron

I'M AN ASS MAN

>>18635654
I ignore him. I know he won’t do anything.

>>18635650
kek that one popped me

More Young bucks disrespect. You gotta be kidding me

Yuta the Futa is on the scene

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

PUPPETS BURIED
FED = DISSED

Wheeler has a crush on Stat

100k in CASH!??????

Choppa time

>>18635681
fraid so

I shoot thought the other bald bearded guy was Mox and that he had somehow made a full circle

genuinely interested to see where they are going with the mox / statlander stuff
also harley is based in everything she does

>>18635678
Well some of it. That's a small zipper case.

CHOPPA TIEM

I'm here for Takeshita only

>>18635666
cursed numbers hail satan hope cobes is rockin with ozzy and puff rn

we locked in for this match

So someone just had 100k lying around in a bag?

>bite u
huh

Ishii look like he been eatin' a few stone pitbulls

PAC return on Sunday?

>Takeshita is cashing in his G1 win for a shot at the NJPW Strong Openweight belt
SOUP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How much booba sucking does Ishii do daily during training?

>>18635699
It's professional wrestling. There's always somebody holding a bag and a tray of 12-hour old hot dogs just simmering in the back.

Justified "These Two Japs" right now on Saturday Night AEW Collision! Thank you all for watching!

>>18635695
IDK what they'll do but it's gonna be fucking crazy

>long history of japs being sawdusted to oblivion by their mid 40s
>ishii still going strong at 50ish
BASED stone pitbull

>>18635694
didn't even notice toobs
twu

tall Jap vs No Neck Jap

Takeshita working them ropes hard

Takeshita needs some time off man

>>18635710
he's on personal retainer for the Doreamon-gumi to bring all their JAV models from A Cups to at least C. On average he goes through 25-30 a day while working.

I CHOPPA YOU

>>18635726
and I'm here for it

Never watched NJPW but Ishii is one of my favorite wrestlers

>>18635694
Nope. Suicide Solution wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual

>>18635731
He needs to knock up The Magical Girl

more like the magical KWAB LMAO

>>18635737
if you've never seen his series of matches vs Shibata from 2013/14/15 etc you should seek them out

>>18635743
Again???

>>18635743
>Yula gives birth
>the baby starts screaming like in her theme song

>>18635743
>knock up The Magical Girl
Season ending pregnancy

>>18635750
Well shit if she already popped one out I can't fault him for wrestling like a retard for my enjoyment kek

>>18635748
Nah that's just a natural reaction to seeing a fucking troon

>>18635750
Yuka is a mommy ?

Wtf is even modern Adult Swim?

>>18635769
Iguana and Demoníto BURIED

That move combo

i want to pull konosuke’s hair

>>18635776
DEI's took it over a decade ago, around when Lazzo killed all of their cash cows, and then they cancelled or otherwise alienated everybody else who had talent.

hell yea, best blue thunder bom in the biz

>Take having a G1 bonus match just for the fuck of it
this dude got his shit ROCKED in the semi finals match btw. 100% defo concussed, should not be wrestling rn 2bh

Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!

>>18635749
I have tried getting into it a few times but I just don't connect with it. Always ends up feeling like I'm just watching it to justify liking what I currently like vs actually enjoying it. Wish they'd get more NJPW or CMLL content on MAX but with commentary / etc that I'm more familiar with, but I admit that means I'm just a baby brain.

>>18635785
textbook, every time

based match

crazy match when you take into account that Takeshita said he doesn't remember winning the G1

>>18635796
lawrdt

>>18635786
he is the essence of fighting spiritu

>>18635796
boobs slowing her down, too much wind resistance

yo this shit fuckin' SLAPS

Pure kino, glad to be sharing this with the homies

BASED MATCH

>BIG BILL IN ACTION
HOLY BASED can't wait to see the quarter skyrocket for this

>>18635796
WRATH STATUS: FELT

>>18635809
Collision is always the best wrestling show every week.

can't wait for takeshita face turn and okada feud in like 2035

>>18635819
trvke

>>18635820
>Okada
>wrestling in '35

>>18635820
>Ibushi run-in

LET'S GO BIG BILL

>>18635835
just one problem, ibushi doesn't have a brain

massive international face big bill

Okay Bill now whatever you do do NOT punt that leprechaun in the face

>>18635847
kek why is he so over with international crowds? it’s based though.

>>18635819
ngl its the only watchable show weekly

IAN STOP BREAKING KAYFABE AND REVEALING HE WAS A VIOLET (where you can also learn his shoot height is 6'4")

Bill should just go live in Europe, they'd probably make him King.

GLASGOW MANLET S BTFO

>>18635867
>King William
I don't think it works

Big Bill is ready brother, all the Jericho stink has washed away

still never had irnbru

YEAH, KILL THAT JOBBER

Red Bill

local (not really) jobber might get a few cheers against literally anyone else but...

>>18635867
I am down for King Big Bill and Queen Lexi Nair

>>18635883
Apparently they nerfed it, so you can never try the original

Big Bill's hometown is Europe

>pits the jobber through the chairs after the match
>crowd cheers
reminds me of 911 in early ECW

>>18635883
my favourite pop
but I'm a bong

>>18635895
Mark Andres is Welsh
They're in Scotland

Kids love Big Bill
Come on, TK, time to strap that man

that kid should have stepped to bryan keith he wasn't much shorter
>>18635918
that's why i said not really. more local than bill though.

>Samoans hard heads
>Mexican sentient masks
>Japanese poison glands
Is there any other wrestling race stereotypes?

>Grit your teeth
Bit zesty innit

What's the main event

>>18635919
Just occurred to me
Jericho slithered out of putting him over on the way out like a pro carny

Ric O'Shea is such a hateable little weasel

pretty good zero hour line-up

>I'm gonna go cheat real quick
lmao

You can't convince me that isn't Alex Reynolds just doing an accent

>>18635948
kek popped me

>He didn't have to look at me
Well played

richochet doing the unthinkable and getting some samoans over organically
wwe could never

>hold on, I'm gonna cheat real quick
that's fucking great

>>18635934
Glad Jeribloat is leaving

ricochet is unironically one of my favorite wrestlers rn how the fuck

>>18635948
>>18635949
He clearly said Tweet. Ricochet wouldn't cheat

WHERES HOLOGRAM

>>18635971
didn't care until he turned heel, now he's dimes

>>18635968
I am too but he should have put Big Bill over.
Everyone foresaw that as the logical end to the Learning Tree.

>>18635961
Max & Jeremy bros...

>>18635978
He wrestled on Dynamite I believe

Buddy beat these guys :)

>>18635986
FICKLE

stipe not much of an actor i see

It feels like the ads during Collision are shorter compared to other shoes, especially Smackdown which has more ads than actual wrestling.

>>18635961
zesty ahhh matchup

GYV aren't bad but I hate them anyway

>I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU

heel weeb Ric has been nothing but a treat

>>18636010
And that's just the canvas

these my dawgz fr fr

>>18636023
everything he says is so obnoxious, it's great

Gabe Kidd such a madlad that he decided to skip the g1

should prob try keeping the camera in focus next time on this promo

war dogs appear to be straight from the NXT shithole

Gabe Kidd is in the next round of Tony's signings

It's a lot of growling whispering going on

>FUCK AEW FUCK WWE SHIN NIHON ICHIBAN IMMA MADMAN INNIT
>WAIT TINY OFFERED ME HOW MUCH?

these someone else's dawgs fr

MY DAWGS 4 REAL

Kek Robbie X in the big leagues before Finley.

I MIGHT HIT DAT DRILLA RIGHT

>>18636040
It just wouldn't be a Dub show without some kind of technical issue

those dogs are over with me

too many matches on forbidden door though

>>18636046
niggas need a cough drop fr

>>18636060
Get your $50 worth

wut is blud wafflin bout

>>18636060
>too many matches on forbidden door though
NO THERE'S NOT ENOUGH!!!

>>18636060
I hope it lasts 12 hours

>>18636070
I suddenly really want finnerman vs pac

>>18636060
nah it’s based

>>18636070
Pac best be appearing tomorrow

>>18636070
Me when I told my kid I bought him TMNT toys and they're this

SEEK ME, CALL ME
I’LL BE WAITING

>Rod and Todd
holy shit, Corny's gonna have a coronary

They could've saved that the Trios for All Out because that promo is an unfortunate telegraph

who is rod and todd

LMFAO
THE ROD AND TODD FLANDERS OF AEW

NEW THREAD
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>>18636097
>>18636097
>>18636097
>>18636097

>>18636087
this match was old before aew even existed

>>18636086
What does Marge say in that one episode?
>Such ugly hair

THAT'S MR. SCHIAVONE TO YOU

>>18636104
What if it was Hologram ?

>>18636096
Ned Flanders' kids ya zoom zoom

>>18636096
Rod & Todd Flanders from The Simpsons.
The dorkiest ass characters in the show

I don't care about Paragon

>Tom's Watch Bar
What the hell is that?

>>18636101
fr
It's still good every time tho

>EVP Driver
At least they have that

>>18635883
its like the orange jaritos

I miss the pip

>>18636150
I only had guava

Kyle fell hard

Okada starting to look like "Japanese Psycho"

>>18636150
>>18636174
Tamarind is the best