Thread 18656899

MONDAY NIGHT WAR GAMETHREAD #3

raja owns wrestling

>>18656899 (OP)
Gunther's a bitch and I don't miss him

Why does it say back in 2:36 at the top right, despite the show continuing?

THEY
KNOW
BETTA

>>18656933
Based

not bully jd mcdonald

Back Suplex is such a dimes move and JD has a nice one

>>18656931
Ad break for the American viewers.

This smells like a bait thread, but I'll buy it for now. I don't want to start competing

I failed.

>bunch of 40 year olds watching wrestling in the middle of the day on a Monday
Smells like unemployed virgin in here

>>18656899 (OP)
those opening shots of Brum made the city look about 40% less dogshit than it really is

>>18656940
Look at the tongue on that thing

>>18656886
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ei9TAl_hqTE

nxt doesnt need 30 minute segments to make people like the show how do you retards watch the main roster lol

JD is so fucking good

>>18656956
Sorry lil bro I live with my mom and get money from the government for being mentally disabled :) it's kino you wouldn't understand

HOLY

we are getting this too btw

Both of these dudes are boring shiters

Insane stuttering on Slopflix or just me?

NETFLIX PLEASE

Lee is trying to sawdust JD

yeah dragon lee getting sent to AAA for that one

>>18656966
Same way I watch NXT except that I've accepted the fact that highest form of wrestling is having to do least of it and staying over just by holding a mic for 30 minutes.

why does jd die every match

>>18656985
here too

JD McFunko Pop taking some insane bumps

Is netflix being shit for anyone else?

did Netflix just cancel raw

My Netflix stream stuttering like crazy

>>18656985
Sound also gone on my feed too

crash test mcdummy

>Stream in slow motion
KEK, WTF

>Bong internet
you fuckers are ruining a good match fuck the UK nuke the UK

>>18656984
Can i have this egg?

is JD actually fucked up

>>18656956
what about you?

>>18656985
Working fine on my ps5

>>18656999
IT's shitting for the streamer I'm watching too

The fags with this Villa and Birmingham shirts are always at euro events

>>18657001
Oh alright, so it's the stream and not me, how the fuck does this happen.

That was a crazy run-in by the stream quality, but Lee took advantage in the end.

JD can't even win in his hometown....

dragon lee is pissed at mcdonagh

this show is the first time i've been able to see the face of the guy who holds up the Villa + BCFC sign at every big show

LET ME JOB TO YA

AJ OUT OF NOWEHRE

LEMME JOB TO YA

I’d sell my soul for Buddy vs JD

Aj fixing the stream with the power of God

I have my eyes on Jackie.

jackie looks strange today

this shit is boring bro where are the sluts bring them out

YEEEEAAAAHHHH

>>18657040
less makeup

LET ME FUMBLE A PROMO FOR YA

Bong glam squad making the girls not look like mutants today

>>18657009
Yes.

WELL MY GOD

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

LA Knight is pretty much perfect aside from his dimeless fucking finisher

Death
Taxes
Knight fucking up a promo

>>18657051
thanks

>ESPN is 30 dollars a month
WTF do sports slop tards really?

I'm bored of Penta. he's too much of a selfmark to stay interesting

PESOS

kofi kingston singles match in 2025

Fucking Yurop REEEEEE when did this start bros? 3 EST?

>>18657050
Which is ironic considering British slags love caking on makeup wwe style

>>18657069
Me when I see Buddy have tv time.

>>18657068
yes

>>18657061
Yes. Its worth it if you like spirts because you get games and shows literally every day. Its not like wrestling which is only a few times a week

BEEG MENTIONED

>>18657042
Birmingham is a muslim state and under sharia law sluts are prohibited

how is that a deep cut? everyone has seen or heard of that segment

Crazy how the New Day are even more dimeless now after the heel turn. I'd blame Triple Nose but it's also on them too.

>>18657079
sports are gay

I still dont understand how Penta became so over so quick

>>18657061
$300 a year to watch sports 24/7 is incredibly cheap and I bought it day 1

>>18657069
>miedo

That sign was too good to fuck up

God damn, I just realized what this pleasant feeling is... I'm not hearing Pat McAfee

>>18657099
yeah that pissed me off, poor kid

>>18657088
he looks cool, he can speak english and gave that white hot babyface promo right after his first match, and while antismarks complain about it most people generally do like flashy lucha wrestling

MMMMMMMM PURE STRIKERS FROM RUSEV

Where is Lana?

>>18657110
>he can speak english

>>18657088
>flashy entrance
>easy to say catchphrase

TRAINED AT THE INFAMOUS SHOOTER KNOX PRO FACILITY
RUSEV

>>18657106
it's gonna be so fucking terrible when they bring him back next month

Mmmmmm I was born into this world to become a cuck

I hope Rusev vs Sheamus never ends.

>>18657110
he can't speak english lmao

>>18657107
It had a spinner and everything

>>18657120
college football season started so he ain't coming back soon

>Rusev and Sheamus again
please stop WWE... please... they both need something else

>>18657116
i miss Liv man....

>>18657116
>>18657125
penta speaks good enough english, it's fenix who's english is not very good

>>18657112
Recovering after an intense anal sesh with I

Based Big Mami Cool putting order

Raquel gets more attractive every week

>>18657096
Does it have women's diving, track and field, gymnastics, and (real) wrestling? Especially the youth divisions.

Birmingham gets AJ vs Finn??? Fuck off

>>18657085
Oh. You’re one of those guys. Nvm then.

>>18657130
sheets were saying that he's coming back for wrestlepalooza
might be a one-off thing but that's what they were saying

>>18656899 (OP)
Forgot it started this early. Day = ruined

>>18657143
Flat and FAT

>>18657132
many such cases

If Raquel and Roxy are on my tv, Im happy

I know I say this every week but I REALLY mean it this time: This is the worst RAW of all time

>>18657157
>culo blanco affects latino men too
interesting

>>18657149
Ireland got screwed with that Smackdown show last week

>>18657154
probably for a one off. bruh can't handle the travel grind for too long

>>18657144
Yeah unironically ESPN+ is filled with random women's college sports all midday

Am I having a seizure, did they not just explain what the petition was for 2 minutes ago?

>>18657157
The Ass of a Champion

That chop was basically straight to ribcage kek

>>18657125
by 'he can speak english' he obviously means that penta can speak better english than most foreigners. He speaks better english than his brother rey, better english than andrade, better english than vaquer, better english than any of the japanese girls like iyo, asuka, kairi, giulia.
Penta can at least cut some kind of promo in english. None of the other people i listed can.

>>18657180
True but Smackdowns have been the B show for the last year desu with maybe a couple decent World title storylines

>>18657201
Which he lost in 10 seconds

Xaviers killing it out there

>>18657180
ireland doesn't deserve anything good

Thread is so slow....

>>18657185
Fuuuuck

>>18657214
we're watching the forbidden door rebroadcast

>>18657214
People at work + not knowing its on

>>18657196
it still comes across as bad english lol

>>18657214
There are 5 people here.

kofi calling like cena

Kofis tits

Kofi ain't got it no mo

>>18657223
4, I don't count.

THREE COUNT

combined age of 84 in this ring

>never injured
>no drama
>great worker
>entertaining
>always over
Kofi is one of the most reliable guys ever. Literally the perfect midcarder

>>18657234
We know, Trev.

>>18657223
but I'm a frog

pentadriver buried....

Based Waller

>>18657249
um bros i thought we respected driver finishers in the WWE?

>>18657246
Nah, you're just an incel.

Penny headscissors botch

>>18657252
His shades got smashed

>>18657246
nah i am

Waller is gone during the next round of cuts. Irredeemable geek.

BASED KOFI GOT A WIN HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

I can't believe Penta hasn't gotten injured yet

Penta sure does lose a lot.

is the penta experiment over?

Kofi main event push returns

I like Waller but I prefer a shorter more muscular Australian with red hair and married to Rhea Ripley.

New Day stinks

kek woods

was that pentas first clean 1v1 loss

this match is way too long
i feel like penta is overexposing himself before he's even in the main event scene

penta went from being in the IC scene to being main event adjacent to losing to singles kofi
LMAO

Pentabros...

Kofiantimania

>>18657273
Is it clean if he was distracted?

>>18657273
waller did something to him and that let kofi get in and get him not sure if that's clean

I'm going to Paris next year, I tried to convince my brother to pick any other euro city but he really wants to visit the Louvre. Hopefully we don't get assaulted.

You couldn't pay me to watch Unreal.

>>18657274
>before he's even in the main event scene
>in the main event scene
loooool

Cody is a psycho kek wtf was that

Soap opera

Piggo sty

Asuka is so hot

asuka always emphasizes the wrong word

SPERG MELTDOWN

>>18657293
If the Nose gets desperate enough he'll put the strap on him, especially when there's fewer and fewer dime drawers year after year.

Raja Jackson needs to kill all 4 of the dimeless shitters

>>18657290
You should be worried about getting pickpocketed

overstimulated iyo

God, I love autistic Japanese women. (all of them)

iyo's english has gotten better

Ok /pw/
Buddy or Evil?

Iyo english is PAINFUL to hear
It has to be the worst

I hope ryan ripley gets a career ending injury, tired of the high pitched whines when she appears on screen

I wantu whiteu dicku

Asuka and Kairi watching in the background

gay bitches

OHHHH SHIT THE HUG!!!!!!! ASUKA AND KAIRI SAW IT

Mommy is pissed, Kabuki-bros.

this promo is awful KEK

10 MINUTE AD??????????????????????????????

I wantu bracku dicku

That little thing they always do where Rhea is about to walk away and Iyo grabs her arm is getting over with me bros.

Need a webm of the hug and Asuka's reaction stat

10 years ago this chick that friendzoned me wanted me to go to Europe with her and I told her to go piss up a rope.

Iyo is..... _______.

>>18657341
>>18657352
>enemies to lovers

>CULO CULO CULO
>BLAAAANNCCOOOO
I hate these bong chants

anyone else or is my netflix fucked
it switched to, what i assume is the international broadcast, for 1 second and i saw byron interviewing roxy, before going back to infinity ads

i still dont understand why Asuka chimp out over this

>>18657341
DON'T.
FUCKING.
TOUCH.
ME.

>>18657366
she misses mio

Roxy got a big ego for someone who looks like a Filipina whose face got smashed in with a frying pan

>>18657345
I saw that

>well good luck in that domination
kek Byron

>>18657365
6 minutes left for me

>>18657366
Because Rhea was a bitch and now all of sudden everyone loves her while Asuka was always there for iyo.

>>18657365
Must not have paid yer TV license, mate.

why is this repeating what fucking monkey is running this show

>>18657356
Based

>>18657373
woah, it's almost like she's a character on a tv show

>>18657365
>>18657377
Click LIVE to reset

>>18657366
She didn't see the first part of the convo where Iyo broke up with Rhea. She only saw her embracing her at the end there. So thinks they are still friends

Raquel and Rox again?

Are they going to repeat the usual 3 minute ad break 3 times?

Why did Naomi turned her pregnancy into an AD for Stephanie's podcast?

>>18657395
Can never get enough of them

>>18657396
Once was bad enough

>>18657399
Why wouldn't they? This TKO regime is more greedy than Vince ever was.

>>18657372
Mio was definitely easier to control with sex than this 55IQ tard Iyo

Press the go to live button

>I got my fat black ass inseminated yall
>Crowd cheers

>>18657407
I did, nothing changed

i have a bad feeling about this vaq match
i think i know exactly who the opponent is and I DON'T LIKE IT

I had to drag the progress slider to live for some reason. Fuckin jews.

>becky
TAKE ME BACK TO THE ADS

not really popping for becky

ARE THE RUMORS TRUE? IS THE BABY FROM BARON CORBIN?

>>18657415
it will be finn, wont it?

They man hes cum erownd

>>18657424
This ain't Ireland anymore.

>got stuck in a loop
>scroll to live feed
>miss steph vaquer
>now watching becko hogan
fuck off netflix

Becky live in dublin

God almighty THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS FLOPPY DONKEY DICK

fug i just got here
is the 1st hour worth watching?

>>18657405
I guess you don't know how much shit Mio said about Asuka?

>>18657428
Giulia.

>>18657427
wasnt me i swear

>>18657438
>the expert has spoken

becky doesn't have heel heat with me now she has go away heat with me

>>18657439
Bruh it's not worth watching LIVE

>>18657439
Yes. Iyo was in it.

>all the joshipedos are neets
explains a lot

>>18657445
dont be silly now

>old woman vs old woman beef
Zzzzzz

BITCH

Joooooooohn

gigapop for nikkisawa AS THEY SHOULD

>>18657460
A man can dream.

Nikki is soooooooo hot bros

>i hate [local city]
daring material

>>18657463
Big, floppy cunt lips, yum!

>>18657474
>i hate [local city]
shes just like me

brie mentioned

I don't want to have sex with these women so they shouldnt be on my tv

Grandma's are fighting

Ok /pw/
John or Seff

Becky tongues my anus

Is that the Bella that turned into Misawa when she was in Smackdown

i prefer charlotte to becky so based nikki

Fuck Sports Illustrated!

I would fuck the tea totalled shit out of both of these whores and brag about it.

the crowd is way fucking colder than i expected for this wow

Holy fuck I hate total divas

>>18657490
You got a grapefruit on your head bro

800 years wasn't enough clearly

>is heavily marketed for Clash
>opponent gets pregnant
>"we can't put in the show there now, there's no way we can wrestle for the vacated title there in a triple threat or some shit"

I HAVE BALLS

>800 years of Irish oppression wasn't good enough for you
No, it wasn't.

Did anybody get stabbed yet? Can't believe they're doing a show in this dump

Futa Becky?

>I have balls
>I HAVE BALLS
kek becko

>>18657499
oh mb lemme cover that up

this shit is so ass

Becky confirmed she has balls

Did Becky admit she's MtF

>>18657502
Only took Pakis 30 years and they didn't fire a shot.

rough

people call tiffany or rhea transgender but i've always thought that becky was the most obvious MtF in the industry and she's been touting it in our faces for like a decade now

Is it just me or the IC belt looking a bit yellowish

Does anything ever happen on this show?

Need Becko's balls on my face desu

>>18657489
yessir that is our nikkisawa

>>18657528
Why? Because she's skinny? You're insane.

Shut up grandma

>>18657533
a bit YELLOWY

Jackie lost her orange glow.

>>18657547
same

>Punk forgot who he was fighting tomorrow.
Getting old sucks, man.

>>18657547
She's just like me

>>18657561
>>18657561
>>18657561
>>18657561
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>>18657564
fuck off you life waster

NEXT

>>18657601
>>18657601
>>18657601

STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT THREADS