Thread 18660752

SKY BIRBS EDITION!!!

/ourbirb/ had a fantastic weekend as she teamed up with IYO against Roxy and Raquel in her hometown to thunderous applause and cheers! You love to see it! It seems likely that she'll be involved with Bayley in the near future since they keep teasing it with all the backstage segments, but nothing is set in stone yet. Lyra is enjoying her well deserved rest after an amazing year so far and we'll see how things go from here!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18582155

SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
RAW SEGMENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLCtpPI1I
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


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REMINDER:

What could’ve been.

luv Lyra
luv Becky
luv Tatum
luv Bayley
luv Asuka
luv Kairi
luv Sol Ruca
luv Blake Monroe
luv Stephanie Vaquer
luv Tiffy
luv Liv
luv Rhea
luv Giulia
luv Chelsea
luv Roxy
luv Raquel
luv Natalya
luv Alexa
luv Charlotte
luv Zelina
luv Maxxine
luv Ivy
luv IYO
I LOVE WOMEN'S WRESTLING!

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18660762
I find it uncomfortable that Dragon Lee wears smaller wrestling panties than the women wear.

>>18660958
Based Rockster knows Lyra fucking sucks

>Lyra and Tatum reunite in backstage
>Crowd goes ballistic
>Lyra and Tatum start making out
>"Stone Cold helps Mankind" level POP
>Lyra and Tatum go to a nearby room and close the door
>HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
>Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the room
>POP so loud that it ruptures Myles Borne's eardrums
>"Book, this may be one of the greatest moments of our sport!"
>"AW YEAH MAN! SHUCKY DUCKY PLAP PLAP!"

>>18661209
The greatest love story ever told

>>18661209
>tatum fucks Lyra with a strap on
>”UH UH UH UH YEAAAAAAA”

>>18660762
Why does this kinda work

>>18660762
QRD?

>>18660958
Lmao

>>18661615
Dragon Lee and Lyra had a match against Dom and Rhea a couple years ago. Also very cute
https://youtube.com/shorts/UZ7v7e6IHkA

>>18661656
Nobody cares faggot

>>18661656
Dragon Lee compliments Lyra’s autism really well. I like this dynamic. Add Penta or something and make it a new stable

>>18661711
>someone asked for a qrd
>gave him a qrd
Still mad over EVIL huh?

>>18660958
She also has no direction, her feud with Becky went nowhere and she gained nothing from it.
I hope they don't pair her with Bailey, that would be worse than hitting rock bottom.
I also hope Bailey gets put on a mask and stays away from the Lyra and Becko vortex because no one is gaining nothing from it.

>>18661718
Again... nobody cares faggot because you just talk to yourself itt

>>18661656
>>18661718
I like it. Did they only do that one match and then never interacted again?

>>18661735
I think so.

Oh man, he's already pissed off in the 'log and in here. We might have to run this OP image twice with how much it's upsetting him.

>>18661755
He’s spamming the board trying the slide threads he doesn’t like.

>0 gay pics posted so far
Couldn't be more obvious that hog likes Lyra

>>18662238
Doesn't matter if he does or not. If he doesn't, you try to draw a correlation, if he does you'll say "BUT HE ONLY DID SO AFTER BEING CALLED OUT!". He did post in the last thread but got no sold, perhaps you should try that as well.

>>18660752 (OP)
Based Skyra OP, I'm still sour that the new /Iyo/ OP wouldn't use it, so here's a complimentary bump

>>18662276
>Trying to downplay the fact that he actually posted just a few gay pics after being called out and fucked off to post a ton of gay pics in other threads compared to the few he posted in this general after being called out.
Not today

>>18662338
Like I was saying, you'll adjust your narrative to try and make it fit whatever you want it to be. I'm guessing any other general he didn't post in is in on it too?

>>18662377
>Still trying to downplay hog being called out
Even those dimeless blake and jazmin threads had him posting gay shit really early

>>18660752 (OP)
i love this birb

>>18662408
And the Liv one doesn't. But once again, it doesn't matter. You'll just change what you're saying to try and pin him on us anyways.

>>18662238
It has been known for quite a while, you can spot his retarded popular catchphrases posted here every now and then.

>>18662431
>Liv is a pork repellent
based

>>18662431
>and pin him on us anyways.
Like the other anon says you can see him posting his garbage phrases sometimes I remember he was unhinged the first few threads this general had and there's the gay shit incident there's been many coincidences to not pin it on this general

>>18662473
>>18662540
Which ones?

Anyone has the full pic?

>>18662610
I don't have that exact frame, but it's Aoife Valkyrie vs. Meiko Satomura in NXT UK.

>>18660762
Dragon Lee has wings now too

>>18661726
This is a wrestling board and you’re policing how people talk about wrestling like some kind of faggot Redditor. Cringe

Lyri Vane.

Pops.
https://x.com/birdiologist/status/1960235323944009858

>>18664082
Based. We, and the world, love Lyra

I was told Lyra has sex with her own brother.
I was told this.

>>18664149
I was told iyo had lots of sex with EVIL.

>>18664149
It's true

>>18664149
I'm afraid it's real... it's damn real

>>18661724
I want Lyra as far as possible from becky, Becky Gilmore is literally fucking over the women's locker room rn with that faggotry, she and her crossdressing fag of a freak husband.

>>18664585
Becky got over again as soon as she got rid of the nepohog. Lyra is just a dimeless geek that nobody but a singular fatass likes

>>18664655
this is what you think rovert

...says an increasingly nervous schizo for the hundredth time.

>>18664655
Many people are saying this. Lyra fucking sucks!

>>18664943
Rovert is flooding the catalog again with more AEW copium now that fucking Jack Swagger buried tony, and a nigga moment made people ignore the shitty AEW PPV

>>18664985
I don't care, I legit don't watch AEW. Maybe you do with how obsessed you seem to be, but the Jake Hager stuff is funny as fuck and the Raja stuff was probably the most interesting the board has been in a while.

>>18664985
Rovert is the only person who posts in this dead general. Every pro lyra post is rovert. He is a fat loser just like lyra.

>>18665610
What a jobber with a dead career!

>instantly is here to respond
Ohhhh boy we might really go for round 2 with the OP image, it's got a certain someone quite upset!

>>18665792
Just post every new thread pic with Lyra and iyo.

>>18665792
Nobody cares fatso.

Instant seethe.

>>18665873
He really doesn't like being called fatso or reminded he talks to himself in this thread like a psychopath.

Jej he seethed again.

>>18665624
Lyra luvs you

>>18665904
I'm not her brother so not true

>no one cares!!!
>is clearly upset to the point he saves pics of literal shit and edits them
I'm willing to bet he was the gay spammer all along, would certainly fit the way he operates

>>18666026
You are absolutely bubblin about being exposed as a weirdo who talks to himself. Lyra sucks btw the whole board makes fun of her.

Funny how your threads get regularly nuked because of blatant samefagging and this one doesn't. :)

Mission accomplished

>>18666051
Nobody cares about Lyra enough to report your samefaggotry. She is a big pile of shit though and that's why she got buried.

Lyra thighs

>>18666091
The birb is a turd and so is your thread. That's why you spend all day talking to yourself in it.

>>18666605
>no curves at all
This is why she failed

>>18666605
The pitbull vs the pitslut

>>18666834
Watch him seethe and shit talk the mods and then beg the mods to remove the threads he hates.

>>18666851
Also the archives show that he was responding to himself a couple of times. Everything he says is pure projection. Sad! I hope he can find peace and just go enjoy his waifu one day.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

Ban evading huh. Maybe he’s the fat guy from Bulgaria.

>>18666952
He has no shame. But he can't explain away the fact that the based mods exposed him and that the archives show he samefagged a lot. Kwab!

Trev get banned again?

>>18666963
>archive stalking
>on an anonymous forum
>some sort of gotcha
Holy fucking retarded but this is tonbe expected from a guy who talks to himself all day.

>>18666993
Alright Rajdeep let’s get you to bed.

>>18667009
>Says the retard who lives here 24/7
Never beating the allegations schizo

>>18667018
You’re still here?

>>18666993
>but this is tonbe expected from a guy who talks to himself all day
Nah that's you, the archives don't lie. You fucked up big time today. :)

>>18667090
I didn't do anything schizo. You on the other hand got murked falseflagging because you keep getting called out on your schizo behavior.

>>18667369
Not the first time that's happened. I used to come here when the thread first started but the OP clearly has mental issues so I avoid it these days.

>>18667392
Kek look at you.

>>18667403
Look at what schizo? You ruined this thread before it could even start with your behavior.

>>18667403
Look at you, you got caught samefagging and are now trying to deflect like you always do, crippyboy.

>>18667403
Reminder, he got caught talking and responding to himself. The archives prove this, he's now trying to deflect hard, but the based mods exposed him for what he truly is. KWAB!

>>18667463
OP really needs to get a grip. Samefagging and trying to cause drama in your own thread because it's dead isn't a good look. He got caught and now he's sperging out like a retard and blaming his boogeyman.

>>18667484
Nah, you got caught. The archives don't lie.

>>18667484
There was no drama until you cried because I posted this
>>18661656

>>18667501
I didn't get caught doing anything. You are the one sperging out and deflecting like you always do when this happens. Stop samefagging your own thread like a retard.

>>18667514
Nobody is upset by dragon pee and lyra having a match except for you(a schizo who samefags his own thread and got caught doing it)

>>18667521
All your posts were deleted and the archives showed you responded to yourself. You're upset because you got exposed that all the Lyra hate is one person who spends his entire life saving literal piss and shit images onto his computer in an attempt to "own" someone. And now you're desperately trying to turn it around on others because you're so embarrassed.

>>18667545
Those were your posts...

>>18667545
Why would anybody be embarrassed by anything on an anonymous forum? You can literally just carry on like nothing happened. You got caught samefagging, it's not a big deal bro. Calm down, nobody knows who you are.

>>18667564
>>18667592
All me.

>>18668090
Lyra seems too innocent to have her bellybutton pierced.

>>18668989
I never noticed it until you mentioned it

>>18668989
She sleeps with her brother. Nothing innocent about an incestuous whore

>>18668989
Being built for Tatum isn't exactly "innocent".

>>18669935
Tatum is seeing other people.

Was birb even on Raw this week? I don't recall seeing her.

>>18669980
What do you mean?

>>18670021
She had a segment with Pearce.

>>18670176
Grim

Becky buried us we shouldn't be supporting her

I LOVE short-legged with thick thighs BIRBS!

>>18671028
Based and straightpilled

>>18672309
Roxanne.

>>18672563
Aura

I need more Lyra matches please

>>18671851
>Black lipstick
If you know, you know...

>>18673626
soon

Gotta love the Birbster, baby! You just gotta!

>>18674708
YJG!

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

Birb.

>>18678068
What is so "Birb" about her?

>>18678330
Her avian grace.

Aoife.

>>18679277
Cusack.

>>18680001
Transformers! More shlong than meets the ass!

When can Tatum move up so we can have yandere kino again

>>18680290
fr she needs to get called up already

>>18680290
>>18681334
Right?

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

Built for Tatum.

>>18681890
Is this real?

>>18682323
is that Phil Collins

>>18681751
Very passionate.

>>18682337
>Screenshot_2025-08-28-19-17-35
yuro spotted

>>18682367
Kek the Iyofag called everyone “euro” and he’s one of them.

>>18682451
he really just projects his self hatred onto others. kwab

>>18682332
'fraid so

>>18682323
Lyra is built for passionate lesbian sex with Tatum. Mmm, 'fraid so.

>>18682676
I want to see Tatum give Lyra a lap dance and Lyra not knowing where to put her hands!

>>18682693
Kino! HHH/HBK, book it!