Thread 18672915

The 2300 Arena Residency Kicks Off With The Fallout From Forbidden Door!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia
>Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford vs. Harley Cameron & Kris Statlander
>And More!

>>18672915 (OP)
BASED

>>18672915 (OP)
holy stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in

No buddy?

>>18672923
nope he has aids and is never coming back

The E-Sports Arena in Texas is still my favorite residency. Starting to think AEW should just do monthly residencies instead of doing city-to-city shows every week. What do you guys think

>>18672915 (OP)
Looking good

>>18672923
trapped in the catering zone I'm afraid

>>18672915 (OP)
If I was the booker I would book a Harley Cameron shits on me on a pole match

>>18672933
honestly a hot crowd is more important than a big one, ECW Arena only held <1000 but the shows were great because the place was packed and everyone was into it

>>18672955
girls don't poop stupid

>>18672928
Nah you do.

They gotta bring in sandman eventually no?

>>18673117
Mox says in his book that Sandman is GOATed, so maybe. He's gotta be close to death though, probably on oxygen and shit.

>>18672970
Not right now they don't

I wonder if Sabu will run in tonight

>>18673255
Sabu lives in Vegas

>>18673255
nope just Taz and Hook

>>18672915 (OP)
>the last show of the residency is Collision on September 11th

What did they mean by this

>>18672915 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18673138
>buttfarts never die
trvth nvke

>>18672915 (OP)
>2022 matches in 2025

grim

>>18673117
>gotta bring in sandman
Yeah he's real hardcore nowadays. He gave up drinking.

Tony should tap into his inner Heyman and book Raja in a no DQ match against Moxley with Natural Born Killaz blasting in the background on loop

>>18673510
>zoomer women look like mid 30s hags in their teens
grim. what the fuck are they putting in the food supply

>no world title follow-up
>no advertisement of new tag champs
>not a single person involved in the big ospreay/swerve injury angles is advertised to cut a promo
great booking once again

Only trannies watch this.

Can't wait.

>>18673538
POP!

>>18673538
pops me every time

>>18672915 (OP)
Based

>>18673816
MEAT

>>18673581
New to a post PPV Dynamite or are you just a little whiny bitch?

>>18673827
Hi Tony, any new toys?

Bayne?

>>18673941
she’s a big girl

NEW MATCH ADDED

>>18674146
>Wardlow just returned
>don’t put him in the tag match

>>18674146
>BIG HECH
I will now watch your program

>>18674187
Why would you waste his first match back on some tag match with a few hours notice?

LMAO

>>18674195
Better than squashing a random indie jobber. You can’t really have him doing one minute squash matches until Steve comes back middle of next year.

>>18674200
BASED

>>18672915 (OP)
Lockport Philip is a loser hypocrite

>>18674200
TK really is one of the more curious weirdos, never visited Paris until dealing with Zaslav and now apparently never returned to the 2300 arena until decades later

I miss when AEW would give indiefags TV matches to fill out cards. If I wanted to watch men in their 40s and 50s babble for 20 minutes to a half interested crowd I'd be watching RAW.

>>18674270
Wasn't he a teen when he attended the ECW shows there? Once ECW went out of business, there was no reason to ever go back there. 29 years seems reasonable

How we feeling about this shirt

>>18674339
What's with the weird cum font on the back?

>>18674146
>Don dimeless

>>18674200
I was so confused when Take confronted Wardlow instead of Okada at Forbidden Door

>>18673811
Only a true drone could deny this kino
>>18673816
God i wish that were me

>>18674345
Should be red on back...so close

>>18674146
>brodido loses
>you bury your new tag champs and jetspeed keeps accumulating losses
>don callis family loses
>you kill Takeshita's first match as a big superstar g1 winner
Cringe, I'm guessing Josh Alexander is taking the pin as usual anyway LOL poor guy

>>18674345
that was the font used on original ECW merch in the 90s
Get a clue ya dumbshit mark

>>18674339
I AM SO FUCKIN COPPING THIS SHIRT RN BROS
HAHAHA YESSSS

Does this stupid fucking retard want AEW to be ECW or NJPW??? Wtf is he more obsessed with?

>I HATE YOU KENNY YOU ABANDONED JAPAN YOU ABANDONED NJPW!
Meanwhile. No but seriously I like Gabe Kidd. Good for him

>>18674339
fucking based

>>18674490
Was it white

>>18674621
We all knew this would be the outcome for him

>>18674621
Gabe Kidd is someone that AEW don't need so i understand New Japan fans frustration with the poaching now lol.

>>18674746
sometimes. sometimes it was red. or purple

>>18674866
that seems like a gedo issue that nigga still insisting on HoT

Taz intro promo

https://x.com/AEW/status/1960798222747566499

Segment added

>>18674339
>that shirt
BASED

>>18674339
The front with the AEW barbed wire logo is cool. The back, not so much. It's def a shirt you only wear to wrestling events.

>>18674339
finna need one of these

>>18674980
>holds up worthless belt instead of CMLL Women's title
Bet they're overjoyed with the added publicity

>>18675035
You wouldn't even know about the CMLL Women's or put so much emphasize on it if it weren't for Mercedes ya goof

>>18675051
Did Mercedes vacate the CMLL Women's title last year? A simple yes or no will suffice, thanks.

>>18675063
no

>>18674980
maki itoh interrupts

>>18675080
I seem to remember the CMLL women's title being vacated caused headlines and a lot of consternation all over the internet. So surely it was Mercedes herself who vacated it, otherwise none of us would have ever heard about it.

>>18675093
the champ, vaquer worked on aew the week before, set up a feud with mercedes, vacated the belt and signed with wwe in time to appear wednesday at a mexico city wwe show

>>18675084
She's 30 year old Japanese woman. That's 40 in American woman years.

>>18675101
Vaquer faced AZM for the Strong women's title, walking to the ring also with her CMLL women's title, on the same night Moxley won the IWGP world title from Naito. So to say nobody would have heard about the CMLL women's title if not for Mercedes, is basically saying NJPW shows were a complete failure that nobody paid attention to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRcaE-1aOc

If people want to be tribalists, they can at least do it in a way that makes sense. And holding up the CMLL women's title (instead of the literally worthless/deprecated Southside title) makes much more sense.

>>18674980
This must be how Dakota Kai debuts

If a woman doesn't do a Kimona Wanalaya tribute during this residency, I'm giving up on this company.

Kris Statlander has low key been locked in

>>18675197
YOUR TIME IS NOW MINA

>>18675165
could see it. she's got to be signed right? she hasn't made a single move since her 90 days were up like a month ago.

>>18675165
no thanks.
shitter wrestler
made of glass
bailed on negotiations last time to go running to papa haitch when power changed in WWE
fuck her, was always the worst part/weak link of Damage CTRL. they should have turned on her and chucked her out

>>18675226
THIS THIS THIS

>>18675197
>>18675226
Can Tony shell out for Man in a Box too?

>>18675214
She doesn't seem to have alot of fans here but I like her alot

>>18675214
After she eventually turns on Harley, Stat will be joining Death Riders and under Mox's guidance they're going after Toni for the belt

>>18675326
Oh and she should win it too

>>18675214
Love Stat

Back from a three day (paid) suspension, just in time for some dynakino with the sickos

>>18675214
glad shes toning up, she was getting a bit overweight there for a few months

>>18673510
Thought I saw him drinking during his run-in for Sabu's Death Match.

SOLD OUT

>>18672915 (OP)
Wow that is... Definitely a card. Way to kick off the residency with a hot one Tone

>>18675565
GET THE T-SHIRT BRO
>>18674339

>>18674339
How do I order this online ??
Is it just exclusive for the event?

NEW MATCH ADDED

>>18675704
we’re fuckin eating tonight

>>18675704
holy shit
it's actually possible to make good matches with samoans

>>18675699
Based

>>18675704
shit, we are locked in tonight

>>18675760
They forgot the "Men's"

>>18674450
remember the dynamite right after takeshita won the int'l title he took the pin in a tag match, idk if i'm sicko enough for this booking

webm mostly unrel

>>18675151
>Moxley won the IWGP world title from Naito
years later do we still know what the point of this was? just big tone flexing his big buck biceps to get mox in the title lineage?

>>18675827
It was so Naito didn't have to work so many singles matches and they could do the whole "you're not ready Shota" angle.

I read an early report that Chuck Taylor will be at the arena and has personally lobbied TK to have cheese steaks, jalapeño poppers, onion rings and cheese whiz at cateringghwmd

tonight is the scapegoat return btw, Tony wants to do an ECW lights out angle, it will be Jack Perry.

>>18675837
This is so gay

>>18675837
what actual loser retard said we still gotta put the white AEW logo right the fuck underneath?

>>18675321
>She doesn't seem to have alot of fans here but I like her alot
It's because she rarely posts sexy photos of herself online. Braplander really needs to lean into her sex appeal.

Tony saw that awful NXT rating and said "sheeeiiiiittt let me load up this card real quick XD"

>>18675849
the only way to salvage the jack perry experiment is to somehow reunite him with luchasaurus but as heels

I remember when I was a boy and would go hang around the 2300 arena. My da' would drop me off early in the morning and say "DONTCHA COME HOME TILL YOU GOT ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS" and I'd be there with the other urchins selling newspapers and stale coffee. We'd see Paul Heyman come to the building in his fancy Cadillac

>>18674339
>>18675837
Drones are crying and want WWE to sue Tone lmfao >>18675943

>>18675852
just say you don't recognise the original ECW logo lil bro

Michael Cole went to Vince's 80th birthday party. KEK talk about battered house wife syndrome. Anyway, looks like a good Dynamite tonight

so uhh we not gonna see jamie until the next bong show, is that her gimmick now?

>>18675704
Gates of Agony, it's your time.

>>18675704
GIVE MY MAN TREVOR SOME GOLD TONY!

>lights go out
>whistle pierces the darkness
>lights up
>he's here
>"And I've brought SABU'S SOUL BACK FROM HELL."

hopefully TK got the rights to use Thunder Kiss 65

Thinking about sincerely checking out AEW tonight, what’s it going to be like? What’s the main story?

>>18676037
Sent to Collision to feud with the Triangle of Dimeless

>Collision on 9/11
Um I'm not sure TK should hold a show on the day our Freedoms were attacked

>>18676092
You know how people take breaks from wrestling and ask to be caught up to speed? What are the main beats?

>>18676064
would be so fuckin based

>>18676108
Well despite being dead Doakes is still on Dexter's ass. Anyway Jon Moxley's adopted family is having a rough time because his adopted son Yuta has it hard for his old friend Kris and Jon's trying to stop him from gooning with his new weeb friends. Hangman's world champ. And anybody could be the New York Ripper.

>>18676126
What’s all that mean? Is there really a NY Ripper? That sounds cool.

lets go AEW bros!

>>18675837
Cool edit
this would get them sued tho

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>18676144
Holoniggas and Fletchlights unite the homies

>>18676074
Post Forbidden Door episode

did they ever follow up on Shelton giving MJF thumbs down? because its like they skipped them kicking MJF out

>>18676126
my nigga blessing is innocent

>>18676074
Mox vs. Darby
Hurt Syndicate vs. Ricochet
Mercedes vs. new challenger
FTR vs. Edge/Christian
MJF vs. Hangman/Mark Briscoe
Jamie Hayter vs. Thekla

>>18675704
I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT

LIGHT THE FUSE

BRING THE BOOM

I love Wednesday nights here
Sickos take over the board for a few hours
Based wrestling and good times are had

>>18676144
Hologram isn't real

YOU WANTED WAAAARRRR

>>18676173
Ghost Doakes going to team up with Ghost Batista once Batista becomes a ghost and bring him down

YOU WANTED
WAAAAAAAAR

>>18676172
there were three episodes in a row in which MJF got rejected by each hurt syndicate member in a backstage segment
it ended with MVP saying sorry max, but he's out

That milf could get it

WHOAAAA BUDDDY STACYS IN THE AUDIENCE??!?!??!?

This is the most Nickelodean looking ass set since NXT 2.0.

>Taz is alive and standing on his new knees

Thank you Health Care Jones

Okay I get that the arena has nostalgia but it looks tiny

rip billy goat :(

TBS/Hbomax fix your fucking audio!

>>18676195
oh i guess i missed the segments then thanks, still kinda retarded they kicked MJF out this early

>might not be able to post this for a good while
Where my Bruvs at?

FTR DON'T FUCK WITH PHILLY FANS YOU'LL GET BRICKS TO THE FACE

>show begins with talking segment
ENOUGH

>>18676212
One last post for now...

CASH WITH DA GLOCK

Starting with FTR... dreadful

Cash does say that word brother

kek FexEx employees talking shit to FTR Gun's face and he just takes it

Remember when FTR used to get the loudest pop of the night?

>hot and violent crowd
Alright this is already based

the censor button on overdrive already

>>18676206
I think they were censoring cuss words

cash gonna job to fedex

fuck I was hoping that he'd hit that fan and ruin his career

Cash really didn't have to call that guy the n word

>>18676212
Would the blonde with glasses

>>18676226
You mean when they were teaming with CM Punk lol

kek very hostile crowd

>>18676239
heated gaming moment, please understand

based Fedex worker just got off his shift to spit on FTR Gun

>crowd louder than the sound system

Tony you shouldn't have believed Taz's cousin when he said he could rig the sound and lighting for $500, a hoagie and a $50 Wawa card

The crowd is rowdy

>>18676212
we are not going anywhere

this feels like I'm watching legit old school ECW lmao

Fuck this crowd is based

This is the 2nd best promotion? There’s like 200 people in the arena. Grim.

PAUL PAUL PAUL

yeah this venue is comfy as fuck

AEW LIVE FROM FULLSAIL UNIVERSITY

>>18676212
Only the highest quality of slag for me

Dax is such a Bitch

Publically shame these damn refs each time they fuck up!

What does tony see in this losers

These “wrestlers” are like 5’7”. The referee is bigger than them

>to right this wrong
>SUCK MY DICK AND RUB MY HEAD WITH CRISCO

bald Jesus Christ I know you're in Philadelphia but...what the fuck.

the prestigious ECW Arena
Terry Funk's Korakuen Hall, if you will

yeah this might be a record low rating dynamite

>>18676270
Fullsail could never have this vibe, this literally feels like ECW. Just like the Hammerstein crowd

>huge arenas packed full for ppvs
>comfy historic venues packed full for weekly tv
bros the good old days are here, enjoy them

>opening the show with D*x
Come on, Tony.

It just wouldn't be AEDub without a major technical issue

NO HOES

Shoot retard in the crowd front and center

>dat bounce off the ropes
kek

>>18676212
i'm going to tell my children this was the four horsewomen

This promotion is flat out embarrassing

NO HOES
*clapclap*

bro this crowd is kino lol

Smiling MILF in the 3rd row can def get it.

Bros how does WWE feel so corporate and lifeless in comparison to this?

NO STOKE

FedEx guy was delivering swears to Cash lol.

AEW trying to restore that ECW feeling here.

>no more WE HURT PEOPLE
>No more Hurt Syndicate
It's grim /pw/ros everyone involved has let Westside Gunn down

Stokley should power bomb him, power him up for a second one but turn him around, then suplex him into a bridge for an unofficial 3 count.
But I know Stokley doesn't like showing off

This stage is kino

>>18676304
Cause it literally is. At least Tony Khan is a wrestling fan

based ecw legend adam copeland

I only want one thing and it's Eddie Kingston coming back

>they didn't let the vibes get ruined by singing the whole stupid song
bassssed

WOW LOOK HOW BADASS THESE 50 YEAR OLDS ARE

the only person of these 4 I even want to see again is Christian

>>18676304
WWE is soulless Jewslop
AEW is sickokino

I'M FEELING THE HISTORY OF ECW IN MY VEINS. QUICK PROMISE TOMMY DREAMER $200 IF HE STAPLES HIS DICK TO HIS THIGH AND FIND ME AN ESCAPE CAR SO I DON'T PAY HIM FOR A WEEK

>>18676307
niggers had a catchy theme song and thought they could run the entire company. total nigger death.

BASED IAN RICCABONI!
FUCK THAT FIRED CHUD KEVIN KELLY

Copes fall from being the Michael’s to the Janetty needs to be studied

>>18676313
ngl best post i've seen on this board in decades

Cope is so fucking lame ngl

YOUR FATHERS ARE DEAD

>>18676304
Because WWE programming right now is a literal hour and half infomercial with wrestling sprinkled on top

>>18676279
The Funker with dreads is crazy

Based father insulting Christian

SICKOS

>Christian can feel two fathers
>and a dead bitch

SICKOS REIGN SUPREME

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEAD DADS

LMAO

the father gimmick is back based

kek what a dead bitch

Reddit Christian is back wooooo

>non title tag team match on a PPV
You can kiss my fat pasty white ass Tony Khan.

YO DEAD BITCH DADDY

BASED COPE AND CAGE

>C&C
huh

>Fuckin
>Dick
>God Damn

and all in the first 10 mins. its a spicy wednesday

>>18676304
I think it's the shear amount of advertising, pop ups and the commentors shilling at you 2bh

Darby what the fuck dude lmao

C&C??

>>18676363
A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB

somewhere a health inspector is watching this and rushing to the arena to check the blood wall

>wearing a Fed Penta t-shirt
Come on, at least wear an old one
You know, when he wasn't a jobber

>Darby halted a storyline to climb a mountain
I know I should hate him, but I can't

>packed crowd
Why didn't our protest work??

>>18676304
it caters to children and retards who will be overcharged to sit on their hands and watch two hours of commercials

Cope makes everything SO fucking lame

I’m not feeling very Buddily today lads.

Darby is pure kino

>I’m gonna take Renee away from you Mox
wtf Darby

if TK had balls he have some C&C Music Factory jams playing the next few times they come out

Kino venue and nice crowd, fuck I wish I lived in the east coast

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

NIP STATUS???

HARD NIPS MARINA PLZ CRUSH MY BALLS

>>18676368
They all have dicks btw

>>18676368
Command and Conquer

>>18676368
I thought I was in /bag/ for a second KWAB

CZW LEGEND JON MOXLEY RETURNS TO THE ARENA

TK if Sandman doesn't interfere with a beer and a kendo stick here I swear to fucking god

>no visible pokies
Fuck off bitch

we need to normalize throwing trash at wrestlers again

>>18676362
Cope and Cage

Jon wants to do this while chugging beers but Renee won't let him

This better be a squash, I need Garcia off my tv NOW

Was that a union sign?

Has Garcia gotten skinnier?

>>18676392

Wish we could say the same about you KWAB

>>18676399
Last time I saw Sandman do an appearance Sabu fucking died
Hopefully this trend continues with Garcia

Moxley please pulverize this fucking dweeb

Ratings Cancer Garcia vs Moxley... Dire

>>18676404
Why not Cage and Cope?

>fuck you Yuta chants immediately

haaaa

Tk came out swinging for all out

NEW THREAD
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This arena has the most classic wrestling show feel to it, regardless of the set up.

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18676416
and you're watching every second... grim

daniel jobcia

Damn Yuta is more over than Garcia in his own match.

>>18676420
christian bottoms, so no

>This crowd size
BAHAHAHAHHA DEAD PROMOTION

fuck em up danny

>>18676426
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

>>18676426
No sir, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

>>18676422
No, they were saying Luv You Yuta

Garcia would have been over in ECW. Paul would have gotten the dance over huge. He’d have been lower card, but he’d sell merch and to this day he’d be in clips because Paul would have gotten the entire crowd to dance at least once and Danny would be in the middle of the dance.

>>18676430
i love how zoomers don't understand what hatewatching is.
>b-but if you hate it why do you watch it
lmao. somebody's gotta remind you retards why you're so gay, lil bro.

>>18676445
He would've been Red Death

Why are piggapoos so pissy now? Is it because SNME got KWAB'd by All In?

>>18676441
kek dis old ahh nigga pops me

>>18676463
look what they have to watch
No wonder they mad

>>18676445
this guy wishes he was half as good as Fandango. fuck this fag

>>18676459
Could have done both like bubba. Get the dance over sell that as much as possible then he snaps. Reveal he’s a technical guy.

Based Daddy Magic

>>18676456
>hatewatching
Grim...

NEWWWWWWWW
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>>18676492
>unironically watching this
even grimmer i'm afraid, lil one

PAPA MAGIC WANT A TASTE OF THOSE MOLDOVAN HARD NIPPLES (AND SO AM I!)

>>18676478
It’s not really about if he’s good or not. Paul could pull it out of him. You’ve got a fundamental misunderstanding of ECW if you think Paul couldn’t get something out of an over dance. Fandango’s dance wasn’t over and he wouldn’t have his song the only part that was over.