Thread 18678038

Give me your best wrestling conspiracies pw

The bucks saw punk as a threat cause he was all about AEWs financial success where the bucks knew they had a money mark willing to hand his dads hard earned money to hang out with the bucks a few times a year.

>>18678038 (OP)
Owen Hart's zipline was intentionally sabotaged because he had been blackmailing Vince over an incident he witnessed.

>>18678038 (OP)
Everyone was in on the screwjob being a work EXCEPT shawn. To this day bret and vince are still working him into thinking it was a shoot

A string of serial murders of black prostitutes along major highways in Georgia and Florida stopped around the exact time Kurt Angle left TNA

>>18678080
>>18678083
Holy fuck. I wish either of these had some kind of merit

>>18678038 (OP)
Most of what you see in pro-wrestling is real fighting. The results are not scripted but they throw in fake stuff including stupid stories, botches, and *sometimes* fake matches so they can claim it's fake in order to get around censors.

>>18678038 (OP)
Vince 100% covered up Snuka killing his girlfriend and the evidence is pretty blatant

>>18678100
actual retarded tin foil

>>18678124
Mark.
They want you to think it's fake and you've fallen for it.

>>18678038 (OP)
Goldberg hurt Bret on purpose.
He knew that decades of Bret's constant seething would keep him in the public eye even when he wasn't active.

>>18678069
I would believe this except this would mean that Vince paid out Owen Hart (‘s wife) anyway in the end

>>18678320
>Kaori Yoneyama did 9/11
I knew it.

>>18678038 (OP)
I always come back to this because it's so good

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ke57Yh7PQ

>>18678038 (OP)
It was a gay magazine.

WWE secretly owns AEW and is using it as a front to finish off the rest of the pro-wrestling scene.

Nia Jax has padding in her gear to make her look fatter

>>18678038 (OP)
Joshis are actually exclusive escorts who also operate as high-priced assassins for the yakuza and Japanese government.

Ribera Steakhouse is a front for a pedophile blackmail operation ring ran by the Yakuza. If you're a westerner and you want to get over in Japan, the Yakuza has to record you doing some pedo shit to "initiate" you in. This is why Batista got so uppity about Chuckie T exposing the biz.

>>18678700
>Joshis are actually exclusive escorts
Yes
>who also operate as high-priced assassins for the yakuza and Japanese government.
No that's just regular escorts

>>18678320
>Daffney's screams in reverse
QRD?

>>18678038 (OP)
Chris Benoit did not kill his family and someone on the inside in Stamford CT masterminded the whole thing.
That weirdly specific wiki edit before anyone new is legit something that sticks with me.
Some say that Kevin Sullivan used a satanic sacrificial ritual and the three Benoits were offerings

>>18678038 (OP)
>Raja Jackson walks free

>>18678777
If you were part of a conspiracy to kill a guy and his family and cover it up, wouldn’t editing a Wikipedia page for pretty much no reason be incriminating

>>18678777
finna be real here when I ask this. I’m not saying you’re wrong or anything.is there any proof Kevin Sullivan was a Satanist other than him playing one (as a heel, by the way) on television?

>>18678672
I remember hearing that about TNA and ROH back in the day kek

Cody Rhodes owns part of AEW which is why their legal proceedings are hush hush and neither party hasn’t explicitly spoken about the falling out

>>18678080
now way Bret and Hunter are in on anything together

>>18678083
i read this before and still can't tell if this is just a joke or an actual unsolved case that happened?

>>18678338
People actually like this shit?

>>18679067
Honestly? I'd believe it

>>18678718
Why the fuck would Batista care? It’s Japan. He was in WWE.

92 was an inside job

>>18678874
Sullivan was an evil mastermind who beat up women for fun and had his Dungeon of doom cronies drug up Benoit in his sleep before murdering his family. Then they used MK ultra techniques to convince him he did it himself to drive him to suicide in an attempt to summon Satan
Btw this theory always leaves out the obvious part that Vince and Patterson paid Sullivan for the whole ordeal with ring boys and steroids, because Vince wanted to sign a contract with the devil
You just need to look at Vince today to see all the proof you need, trust me bro

>>18679239
Inside Nash, that is.

>>18679239
Nash raped himself into a shoot?
Dear oh dead

>>18678038 (OP)
Chris Benoit and his family were assassinated by federal agents.

>>18678069
I always figured it was retaliation for Bret spitting in Vinces face live on ppv

>>18679263
if someone spit in my face, i'd kill that guy not his younger brother.

>>18678038 (OP)
"Vince" is a cointelpro era deep state agent dispatched to dismantle the territory system that was leading to almost weekly riots, his big controversy was just some bullshit so he could retire.

>>18678038 (OP)
Vince sent Hall and Nash to sabotage WCW.

>>18678320
>Russo was sent to destroy WCW from within
>all masked wrestlers are the same guy
>jobbers are speedrunners
>WWE signed the wrong Mistico
>Terry Funk is God
I believe all of these btw

Vince used Eddie Guerrero's death as a means of emotional manipulation to keep Benoit (his closest friend and possibly more) from jumping ship from WWE and it's grueling schedule.

>>18679233
Yep, I care more about entertainment than workrate and it makes me smile

>>18678053
Not a conspiracy