Thread 18680586

Ambatu watch Great American Bash 2007, what am I in for?

>>18680586 (OP)
why

>>18680598
Cause fuck it

>>18680586 (OP)
Sandman vs. Carlito

>>18680678
Sounds kino, can’t wait for it. Currently on the opening match, Matt Hardy vs MVP. Decent match so far, Hardy took a nasty bump from the second rope

>>18680678
Sandman is kino

MVP wins and Dusty Rhodes just cut a terrible promo

Cruiserweight championship match. Terrible match outside of a cool moonsault from Jimmy Wang Yang. Fucking hornswoggle wins

Sandman vs Carlito was dogshit but I was laughing quite often at it, they fight for five minutes trying to get the Singapore cane only for Carlito to dodge, use his finisher and end the match. Not sure if this was a rib towards Carlito or something because this was fucking retarded

Candice Michelle vs Melina up next. Candice wins. Shitty match but Melina is hot as fuck so it’s automatically a 5 star match

>>18680586 (OP)
You're in for a great American bash. Says it in the fucking name retard

>>18680586 (OP)
Rey Mysterio isn't on the show btw he doesn't come back until Summerslam a month later. He's painted up like a fat Silver Surfer. hope this information helps

>>18680586 (OP)
This poster is proof that El Grande Americano used to wrestle in WWE.

>>18680586 (OP)
Haven't checked the results so this is 100% by memory, I might be way off with some of these:
>Kane/Khali/Batista was suprisingly well booked. people expected this to be the worst match ever but it was fine I think?
>Lashley/Cena was very well received at the time. I didn't watch this for years because I was a seething Cena/Bobbo hating teenage smark who hadn't got a clue yet
>Another thing I recall is that the midcard is filled with match combinations that usually succeed (MVP/Matt Hardy, Umaga/Jeff Hardy and Punk/Morrison) but on this night they all ended up being stinkers for god knows what reason.
>Hornswoggle burys the cruiserweight title. Crybabies on the internet seethed but anyone with a braincell knew that belt had to be retired somehow
Now tell me how shitty my memory is

>>18681212
Don’t get cunty
>>18681354
Thanks for that bro
Back to the show Jeff Hardy vs Umaga Intercontinental championship up next. It’s a pretty typical Hardy match, gets the shit kicked out of him for most of it, has great selling and the big comeback. Solid match Umaga looks good, the crowd is loud once Jeff does his comeback shit. Does all his popular moves doesn’t win and gets finished with a clothesline which Jeff sells very nicely. Best match of the show so far

>>18681481
Don't forget Johnny Nitro pins CM Punk with the shittiest knee strike you'll ever see

>>18681490
How embarassing for me, based on your description I think I remembered the wrong Umaga/Jeff Hardy match entirely
>>18681481

Next up Punk vs Morrison for the """ECW""" championship. Morrison comes out to an early version of his theme song “look here, look listen” it sounds like shit compared to the later version. Morrison comes out to a negative pop, punk gets a decent pop. Match is pretty boring, it’s not bad really but it just doesn’t have anything interesting happening and like >>18681532 mentioned the finish is fucking retarded and makes punk look like a bitch.

>>18681627
Looking back to his shitty title runs and PPV record in 2007 - 2010 it may explain why CM Punk loving smarks would get so fucking antsy and easy to rile up

I remembered Randy Orton having a good year in 2007 so next up is Randy Orton vs Dusty Rhodes in a Texas bull rope match. This is a piece of shit. Maybe not as bad as Carlito vs Sandman but maybe it is because it didn’t make me laugh like the other match. Dusty looks like shit also and Randy is selling for him like he’s fighting superman

Triple threat whc match. The Great Retard waddles down to the ring and keeps showing the big gold off upside down. Match is bad. Moving onto the main event next.

King booker comes with hot ass wife who I want to have sex with. He cuts a promo against triple h and Jerry Lawler who he keeps referring to as Jerome. Not sure what this was all about but I want to have beastiality sex with Sharmell

Main event time - Big Match John Cena vs Whitest Black man Bobbo Lashley for the WWE Championship. Crowd is as you would expect for this time period of Cena being the champ, 50% boos 50% cheers. Very much a strength based match. I enjoyed it for the most part, it’s a solid match, the finish was nice. That’s all I can really say about it, I wasn’t blown away by it. It only slightly be Umaga vs Hardy as the best match of the night.

Overall the event I’d say was bad. There were 3 matches worth watching but the rest was shit. Oh well, thank you for posting in my thread. I might do more threads like this in the future where I just watch some random ppv. Bye

>>18682150
I enjoyed your thread. If this show put you off doing any more 2007 reviews I can understand, but it's worth mentioning the shows from before the Benoit incident are a lot better than this one

>>18682326
> I enjoyed your thread.
Thanks bro!
> If this show put you off doing any more 2007 reviews I can understand
Nah I’m happy to watch pretty much anything