Thread 18682523

Jack swagger didn’t know the most well known move set of all time.

>>18682523 (OP)
>noooo you don't know my heckin moveset go work with someone much better than me as punishment

>>18682523 (OP)
>moveset

>>18682531
The undertaker does the same shit in every match and he didn’t know that

mmmmmmmmm not studying my moves, ya won't make it long in my yard boy. see you in wrestlers court tomorrow, and don't forget the bottle of Jack

>>18682531
He also sperged out on DDP because he wanted to make the match interesting and not a big poopy pile.

>>18682523 (OP)
I popped for some boomer anon on FB fucking ethering him.

>>18682539
MMMMMMMMMdoubleclothesline flying style, burn it and put it on a raft. Throw in some fried pickles too, kid.

>>18682539
Kek

>>18682546
mmmmmmmmm that's a real student of the game. he's got what you need to make it in this business

Swagger is one of the few wrestlers who comes off worse in his own stories. I've never considered him to be terribly bright.

mmm pure badass flying clothesline

>>18682523 (OP)
>Know my shit! You newbie!
Jake is dumb but Carder being full of himself certainly didn't help.

>>18682554
Swagger has always been a dumb dumb

>>18682546
Huge pop!

>>18682546
The whole match just flashed before my eyes.

>>18682559
Insane that wrestlers refuse to not be autistic. How hard would it have been to just spend 30 minutes showing him the shit he does and what he calls them? Was he supposed to know Taker's personal vernacular as well? Mark is a shoot mark.

>>18682546
mmmm lace up those boots boy it's time to entertain these fine men and women

>>18682554
He always looked and especially sounded slow

why was Swagger even getting to work with Taker in the first place? what a waste of a Taker match. also shows how giving and generous Taker was with his time, always wanting to share the spotlight and make new stars.

>>18682576
Have a baddass Thursday, Take!

>>18682546
KWAB

>>18682546
Paul! Make the fucking call! this kid has it

>>18682576
This was probably back in 2011 or whatever. Swagger would get the world heavy weight championship around this time.

>>18682582
a world champion should be aware of his opponent's offense and repertoire. clearly he was never ready to be champion. can't just put the belt on anybody.

JR never stopped begging Vince to push this mongoloid just because he's Oklahoman and had an amateur background.

>>18682554
He's only got a career because Jericho thought he was in trouble in some bar when he wasn't and Hager was there for him.

>>18682546
mmmmmm this kid is a real certified badd ass

>>18682546
mmmmmmm welcome to the BSK kid

>>18682546
damn, you know Taker's been around for too long when nonwrestlers can callout his match

>>18682595
True

>>18682602
Sad

>>18682546
That was his usual 8min tv match. Im impressed