Thread 18717192

SHES FUCKING AWESOME

>>18717192 (OP)
Phil tanked that shit.

>>18717192 (OP)
Based

if you're a simp maybe

>>18717192 (OP)
Nice try hogtits. She's trash and shoving herself into the main event angle isn't going to help

>>18717192 (OP)
this was breddy gud. I'm looking forward to this vision shit now

>>18717192 (OP)
>I'm not racist, my shirt is a reference to Bad Brains
>Noooo, how dare you call me a homophobe because you know what Bad Brains sing about!

>>18717192 (OP)
Pure strikes mmmm bad asssss

If wwe were based they would have just let Phil lay her out

>>18717256
Yeah ruin the angle by having Punk lay out the woman and not the big build for his wife returning christ you people are FUCKING DUMB

humiliation ritual

>>18717267
I don't wany to see Phil's walled wife

>>18717267
go watch WOW you simp lmfaoo

>>18717192 (OP)
vs the 80's

>>18717267
just watch a monkey dance in a youtube video if you care about her so much

>>18717192 (OP)
Kek what a botched promo

>>18717192 (OP)
>being unable to hit a bitch when she's provoking you because yo u know she can throw you into jail with just her word
this hits too close to home. Anyone siding with Becky is for all intents and purposes, a fucking simp who deserves to get this done to him.

>>18717192 (OP)
why did she start motorboating him

>>18717192 (OP)
I'd get a boner ngl

i normally fast forward through all the lyra becky promos, but im glad i watched this cause she actually did a better job getting all this shit over than any of the guys have

>>18717309
gotta love the kingmeister

>>18717192 (OP)
She’s great honestly i can’t even fake hate her anymore, she’s a politician and always has to get herself over on the mic- but in a Hogan way where it doesn’t over power her talent and not a Triple H way where she’s just an overbearing midcard act.

It’s crazy how much more charismatic she is than Seth, the man’s man gimmick was true- based Vince is never wrong

>>18717192 (OP)
This just proves that even Becky wants to work with Punk.

Seriously how does he do it? What does Punk have that Seth doesn't?

>>18717384
>doesnt get lyra over no matter how many times she's forces herself in a match

I would like to see her pussey.

>>18717318
>being unable to hit a bitch when she's provoking you
bro relax this is a scripted tv show. becky has already shown she can take a punch and not go down from when nia actually hit her. we have all see phils ufc fights so i dont think he could connect or even knock her out if he tried. lol

>>18717407
Lyra is cringe

>>18717407
birbs fault

>>18717418
>Lyra is cringe
yes becky is definitely cringe

>>18717192 (OP)
>slapping a guy who can’t hit back
Lame

>>18717192 (OP)
Phil would have been well within his right to deck that pikey

>>18717192 (OP)
>phil is woketarded
>woketardism says that women can do everything men can do
>phil doesn't fight back
Can you guys keep me updated on woke rules cuz it's very inconsistent

>>18717192 (OP)
The fuck is this shit

>>18717424
Becky is cringe in a way that draws dimes. Lyra is cringe in a way that you hope she gets ran over by a garbage truck so you don't have to see her.

He got rock hard during that

>>18717443
>Becky is cringe in a way that draws dimes.

>>18717407
>>18717418
>>18717421
Samefagging

>>18717384
I don't know man. Looks like she went out there to self-bury herself. Even Punk was laughing when they started chanting "Shut the fuck up" to her.

>>18717192 (OP)
>Chad Misogynist Punk no-selling pancake-titty's attacks
based

>>18717417
is Nia a man?

>>18717469
Also not even true because she has confessed countless of times that the punch knocked her unconscious and her body was just moving along. She literally can't remember a single thing she did that day

>>18717192 (OP)
you just know punk got a boner

>>18717192 (OP)
That would've killed a normal man

>>18717256
>just let phil lay her out
lol
lmao even

>>18717309
Based Mrs Jackie

>>18717384
I think her and Seth are bost pretty based. Seth was the mvp of mania 40

why did she start to motorboat him?

Why does Becky have Stephane energy? Aka anti draw?

>>18717499
why did you make a collage of all your posts?

I came

This says a lot of about men dealing with domestic abuse

>>18717469
no evidence suggesting the opposite
>>18717475
how come the Daniel Bryan turning face against the Wyatts had the exact same report lmao. So the two times they got someone so over against Vince's plans that they had to insert them into the Main Event of Mania got even more traction thanks to botches that resulted them in not remembering their most memorable moment?
I remember how the internet was furious when Bryan nor remembering a thing was public and they thought it was a way to undo the face turn

>>18717801
>So the two times they got someone so over against Vince's plans that they had to insert them into the Main Event of Mania got even more traction thanks to botches that resulted them in not remembering their most memorable moment?
pretty much. Goes to show how little talent Vince actually had. He always hit the target by accident

>>18717309
Boomers are based

>>18717407
Lyra just isn’t good- but Becky did her no favors let’s be real, the way those matches were booked made Lyra look like a moron/ Becky is one of the nastiest polticians we’ve seen in years, but she’s talented and Lyra couldn’t keep up- if you’re truly talented being bury won’t really stop you from getting over, it just stops you from being taken seriously

>>18717309
holy fucking shit I always thought Lawler was a bitch but turns out he was fucking BASED

>>18717462
She’s a Heat magnet plain and simple, she’s going toe to toe with men in promo battles and yet no one is batting an eye, that’s a testament to her talent level- there is a reason that they seriously considered pushing her as the face of the company at one point

>>18717655
Seth is something I Can only take in dosages (pause), he’s talented but i just don’t think he’s a main eventer since the knee injury and i never have, he lost the main thing that made him stand out which is his athletism

good heel though, i prefered his schizo joker stuff where he just floated around the card bothering people for fun

>>18717843
The King has always been based.
https://youtu.be/vhgwRIP3dQU?si=m_9SuCPTTr7-7wa-

>>18717828
Gotta give it to Vince that he knew when to indulge. And I believe that truly his fav was Bryan and that he loved Becky, but he never thought someone without Hollywood looks could be the Face of the company.
And honestly, Bryan didn't have those. And you can argue with his run in AEW that CM Punk is a bigger draw than he is even without winning the big one at the actual Main Event of Mania.
As for Becky, she got a major push all things considered, stunned Austin, humilliated Cena, got a spot with Hogan, Sting, HBK, Bret... she was a female though so a pregnancy could stop her push like it did, I wouldn't blame Vince for not fully believing woman.
He even gave Kofi a world championship lmao.
Bigger question is why Vince insisted on not pushing Ziggler when he had Rollins like potential, or Ambrose who if he wasn't throwing ketchup at people and got pushed instead of Roman could have carried the company for a few years. Reminder that in 2017 Reigns was beating Undertaker at Wrestlemania which helped no one, Rollins beat HHH and Ambrose was in the kick off against Corbin (?). Dolph was in the battle royal lmao

>>18717996
>Bigger question is why Vince insisted on not pushing Ziggler when he had Rollins like potential,
Some guys bump themselves out of a job. Imagine if shawn michaels had bob Holly's personality
>or Ambrose who if he wasn't throwing ketchup at people and got pushed instead of Roman could have carried the company for a few years.
Maybe, but the fact that Vince had him as the wacky match guy says what vince thought of him. Idk in 2025 Roman looks like the right pick out of the two and Mox looks happier carrying a smaller company where he can have more freedom to blade.

>>18717192 (OP)
>SHES FUCKING AWESOME
Zero offense beyond a few slaps. Sucks in the ring. Doesnt sell for shit. Has no lower mat game. Can't even do a roll up properly. Never operates from the ropes. Walled. Saggy tits. Literally zero appeal to her. Either from a wrestling standpoint or from a simping standpoint.

That's hot

>>18717882
>Seth is something I Can only take in dosages
Seth would be fine if they'd stop dressing him like a chick.

>>18717192 (OP)
Why did she motorboat him kek

>>18717433
It would have been kino. But this is a set up to bring AJ back.

>>18718348
Ita physically impossible.for her to motorboat someone.

>>18718370
well she was tryin her damndest to get into phils man tits

>>18717309
Yeah, society used to be based.

>>18717416
It had red hair.

>>18717407
No one could get that shitter over, not even Lexi.

This was the most enjoyable Becky segment in a while.

>Cutting out the bit at the end when she looked horny and wet as fuck
Doing that definitely turned her on.

>>18718445
LexiDimes got Charlotte very over in few weeks after Charlotte received the biggest go away heat since face Roman

>>18717309
Jackie could have beat the shit out of most of today’s locker room.

>>18717192 (OP)
what happened with gender equality? why didn't he slap the shit out of her?

>>18717192 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>18718348
To annoy him

>>18718324
but enough about Lyra

>>18717225
1) Becky was clearly doing in this in a provoking way and not a super aggressive way
2) No-one with any brains genuinely thinks Becky can beat Punk up

I loved how Foley handled it back in the day

(six minutes in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x_tp8_Wv9c

>>18718617
exactly the issue the guy was pointing out. Can you retards even read?

>>18717192 (OP)
Man it was so fucking hot how she was dating him to hit her back

>>18717192 (OP)
If I was Punk I would have slimed the hell outta her

>>18717192 (OP)
feminism was a mistake

>>18717192 (OP)
last time he got slapped like that was a black man

>>18717407
Lyra has been getting massive cheers, much to your chagrin

>>18718681
based she didn't want dat smoke

>>18717407
Name one good thing about Lyra aside from her wings entrances? Boring wrestler, boring promo, boring personality. Will never understand how anyone could care about her. Just watch this Becky/Punk segment to see how it's done.

>>18717785
THIS.
Actually found that part of the segment genuinely disturbing. There's literally nothing you can do in such a situation but try to leave and not let the abusive bitch ever find you again. And that's only if you have the means to make that possible.

>>18718844
The backstage segment with her nad roxanna was actually decent and i don't like either

>>18718775
is that Phil Collins?

>>18717417
me on the stool watching modern women get exactly what they deserve

>>18717192 (OP)
>SHES FUCKING AWESOME

>>18718947
Why didn't he hit back

>>18718947
Wait was that a punch? If so. Great worked punch

>>18717192 (OP)
>>18718947
Sloppy shop

>>18718947
Why do i feel like I would be turned on by about it.
Especially her face afterwards,which isn't shown the webm.

>>18718947
I like Punk's reaction going on
First hit he's like "yeah whatever you're a woman getting this out of your system" 2nd hit hes like now you got my attention

>>18718947
Punk obviously told her to lay that shit on. And for good reason. It was the segment in months.

>>18717192 (OP)
lmao CM is such a bitch. just lets her slap him around

>>18719007
This was one of, if not THE

>>18717192 (OP)
Watched the segment cause that's a legitimately tense clip. Becky completely defuses the tension immediately after with a 'ew I got your sweat on me now' joke. TRASH, should've called him a pussy.

>>18719051
She was saying some vile shit to pull and he looked like he was about to have a have a rage cry kek i cant remember the last time ive been so pissed i cried

>>18717267
Yea, why do something shocking that would make for interesting tv? Gotta work that wife angle that we’re all dying for. That’ll move the needle!

>>18719126
The segment is doing good numbers and everyone is talking about AJ Lee. Segment served it's purpose

>>18719139
There’s always a higher ceiling, brother.

>>18719139
Everyone is talking about someone aho wasn't on the show lmao what a great segment

>>18718947
Cuckman Phil = Eternal KWABOTY

>>18719206
Yes? The entire point is to sell their first ESPN+ PLE.

Best wrestling segment of the year by far

>>18718947
>>18718964
he was supposed to grab her and forcibly kiss her

>>18717192 (OP)
This is such a Vince angle. Why are they doing this? Is Vince secretly back?

>>18717469

Moreso than punk, yes

>>18718947
you just know they've had sex. no wonder seth dislikes him

>>18719367
Jeez, who hasnt Punk probed w/his straight edge wenis?

>>18717407
lyra has been given the best storyline possible where she's the sympathetic babyface who gets screwed over by the industry veteran who is also her idol, if she can't get over with that then its on her, becky can only make herself so insufferable.

GIWTWM

>>18717836
>Becky is one of the nastiest polticians we’ve seen in years
How so? Please explain. I'm curious

>>18718898
me on the other side of the screen lookin at her underwear when she falls

>>18720399
I saw the thread got bumped and thought it was a response to my question here >>18720082 but instead it's your dumbass simp comment. Kys

Luv the Iris
Luv Becky
Simple as

why does she sound like that

>>18718464
Kek what a fat virgin anon

>>18720632
Why do we want, if not NEED, women to shove and hit us, bro?

>>18718617
>No-one with any brains genuinely thinks Becky can beat Punk up
Well... Most of the male roster, sure. Punk, though? I'd believe it.

>>18718464
>gets off slapping men
think seth is into femdom?

>>18717853
>she’s going toe to toe with men in promo battles and yet no one is batting an eye, that’s a testament to her talent level- there is a reason that they seriously considered pushing her as the face of the company at one point

>>18717192 (OP)
Can Randy Orton put on a wig and be Punk's wife instead of AJ Lee? I want to see it.

>>18718993
>>18718464
This board is the worst webm makers.

>>18717309
Holy shit, the king was packing them pants.

>>18717192 (OP)
Based maximum effort becks. Absolute workhorse.

Even a raw recap she does is worth watching. The lazy asses at the company should learn from her work ethic.

>>18720645
You just know Seff and Beggy's sex is explosive. Beggy slaps Seffy around to try and bait him and he just utterly dominates her and destroys her fucking pussy and chokes her ass out. You hear how much she blows him in interviews, they definitely have a bratty sub/daddy dom thing going on.

>>18717309
If lawler tried that on bex, he would end up in the disarm-her, screaming in pain.

>>18721012
Anon knows the works

>>18720967
I wonder if she was actually horny

>>18718468
Charlotte got a huge pop on her return. Fans are willing to love her, they were just retarded and thought she was gonna go over Tiffy at WM. Soon as that resolved itself, the boos calmed down.

>>18717192 (OP)
Modern wrestling is so immature and retarded. What the fuck was that headpoke?

>>18721050
Just good ole Becko having some fun Maggle

>>18721012
A 5 incher like Seth ain’t destroying a pussy, bro

>>18721012
Source on blowing thing?

>>18717267
>caring about a womens match

yeah, i don't give a fuck.
womens matches = piss breaks

>>18720967
i just noticed that she has a big fucking nose

The slapped

>>18721161
It's time to take the schnozz-pill, anon

>>18717192 (OP)
why'd she motorboat him

>>18717327
>>18717656
>>18718348
>>18721297
because it and expression of love

>>18717192 (OP)
>cm cuck went from having 5 star matches and groundbreaking feuds with generational talents in AEW to this
KWAB

>>18721324
This segment was way better than MJF reciting zingers he spent hours writing only to get destroyed in five seconds by Phils low-effort improvisation. He didn't even have to try to cook these AEW guys because they all said the same shit.
>YOU NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD! I AM! BECAUSE I AM YELLING. AND I WENT THROUGH A LOT IN MY LIFE. MY GRANDMA DIED OF MEGA-CANCER AND MY DOG RAN AWAY WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD. I LITERALLY SUCK AT LIFE BUT TONY KHAN SAVED ME. YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE. ALSO YOU LOST YOUR UFC MATCHES HAHAHAHAHA BUT NOW I LOOK LIKE A RETARD TOO BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LOSE A FEUD TO YOU BUT UHHH YEAH FUCK YOU PHIL
etc etc

>>18721345
MJF didn't have the balls to bring up the UFC shit, only based Dom has been able to go there without giving a shit

She’s not just the best women’s wrestler of all time on the stick, she’s in that elite punk rock, Cena Austin category on the stick. I think MJF is on that level too and God, I need that MJF Becky Lynch promo battle one day

>>18721356
Goldfish Memory much? He literally brought it up in his first promo against him?
https://youtu.be/jWo1BM_8m9E

>>18721012
How do you choke an ass?

>>18717417
Kek

>>18721451
So u don’t kno

>>18721441
cooked that pig

>>18717192 (OP)
She’s gonna eat one of his infamous spin kicks if she’s not careful. Punk don’t miss.

>>18721520
No, thus me asking

I can't stop listening to Becky's new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bna-e4oHkTw
Just a shame it doesn't start immediately on the riff

>>18721105
she figuratively blows him in interviews you horny bastard, she really seems to revere him, watch the cody podcast.

>>18721050
zidane reference retard

>>18717417
>well, well, well...
>if it isn't the consequences of my actions...

>>18717192 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>18717309
based

>>18721625
I like it a lot too, it sounds like something out of 2000s. It gives me a strange nostalgic feel.

>>18720082
NTA, but Becky is literally alongside Seff, 2000's Trips at his peak backstage manipulation.
None of this would happen under vince, vince in fact would even punish the mere idea of a reign of terror if the ratings went low, but since vince isn't right in the head for the last 7 years, possibly with years of untreated head bumps and trips obviously making his way to the top alongside steph and also removing shane from the equation, he's putting all of his "children" in high positions.

>>18717996
Vince only pushed Becky because he saw those videos of her before she joined WWE.
In a perfect reality, Becky would never get a push, Sashit and Zelina would never near cripple saraya paige and would be fired early, Vince would never hire Ronda under external influence thinking she would be Rule63 Lesnar when brock is a company guy and Ronda was a literally a self mark-smark asshole as the hart family who cant wrestle, but then women shouldn't even do Fag Jitsu either.

>>18718938
Wish Nikki literally shoot hit her head straight into the table, but paul is a faggot.

>>18721625
Yes yes we know CrippleHog, by the way how many shill threads by now?

The last thing we needed was Becky being added to this mess.

Slapping a UFC veteran? This bitch has a death wish.

>>18721865
Lol at Seth politicking for all this. His segments do the most alongside Cody and Roman. Vince pushed him to beat Lesnar and have the cheesiest face run outside of Roman. Seth is the most reliable guy for matches and promos outside of Cody. Seth is on mainstream sports programming and all sorts of projects. Seth is full-time and isn't going to catch a DUI or not make Wellness. Seth has the most storyline connections to other people because he builds dynamics between him and his partners or opponents.What else does he need to do to 'deserve' being the top guy.

>>18722030
Seth, Punk and Becky are all based

>She's politicking! She's abusing creative control! Reign of Terror!
So she's using all this power to... sit on a midcard belt and go over NXT callups. Right.
If she was half as bad as you drama queen faggots act like she is, she'd be pinning Rhea clean.

>>18722179
Shit wrestlers loves to bury new talent out of desperation.
Kevin Nash called her out and she is seething rn.

I don't watch very often, but I watched this whole interview on youtube. I have to admit that this entire segment was actually very well done. First time in a while I can say that.

>>18722188
Great, but there's someone else Kevin really ought to have called out a long time ago instead.

>>18722188
https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/kevin-nash-becky-lynch-think-her-runs-over-think-shes-grasping-desperation/

Had to look it up. Based Nash speaking facts

>>18717192 (OP)
Feel like she was trying to get Punk to break a bit lmao
Before wrestling was cucked Becky'd be laid out

>>18717192 (OP)
This clip makes me wanna see Becky and Phil have aggressive sex

>>18722096
I have to say, Becky was okay at first in NXT, got a little stale on Smack, The Man was great at first then they jumped the shark and lost the direction, and now she finally has it again. The 'shoot' promos and talking trash to the crowds recentlt have finally got her back in the groove and I hope they can keep it up. This segment was amazing.

>>18722393
THe Man has Stephanie writing all over that shit gimmick

>>18718464
He should have put her in a headlock at this point and rendered her unconscious. Then pissed on her.

>>18721865
Take your meds

We love Becky here.

modern wrestling is made for teenage girls

>>18723895
>>18723898
in less than a few seconds from each other and its easy to smell the taint of a a pig who shoved a batista fig up the ass

ur getting sloppy rovert

>>18718947
Unironically she probably got wet

>>18717192 (OP)
Punk loves humiliation if it's a woman. Let me specify, a woman he finds attractive and wants adoration from. If that was someone who looked like Aubrey Edwards (no offense), he wouldn't agree to it. Look at that gif with him and Aubrey for a small insight. If he found her hot, he would've laughed or joined in. You know the clip I mean.

I've seen his kind before. Not trustworthy.

>>18724143
Wow what a unique condition. Literally not every other man in existence has that.

This was the best segment in months and you're a dweeb if you think differently

>>18724143
Someone post the clip bc I dont know what that anon meant

>>18717192 (OP)
CM PUNK BTFO
>92
KWAB
>>18717309
BASED

Is becky allowed to bring up that one video of Punk and Colt Cabana in the 2000s bragging about abusing a chick?

>>18718324
>Zero offense beyond a few slaps. Sucks in the ring. Doesnt sell for shit. Has no lower mat game. Can't even do a roll up properly. Never operates from the ropes. Walled. Saggy tits. Literally zero appeal
But enough about Punk.

You know a segment was good when half of the board is having a meltdown telling you it wasn't.

>>18717192 (OP)
I'd be so hard right there. Punk should have told her to spit in his mouth.

>>18721100
>>18721105
>>18721451
PW exposing itself as the biggest collective of virgins on 4chan

I would actually watch an angle of Becky and Seth vs Punk. Paul Heyman is a dimeless shitter

>>18717445
Turn your monitor on.

>>18721451
I'll put you in a chokehold and you'll see it firsthand, buddy.

>>18721012
>You just know Seff and Beggy's sex is explosive
Yes. It's explosive diarrhea.

>>18724403
Punk sucks too. Becky being complete shit doesn't exclude Punk being complete shit too.

>>18724143
>If that was someone who looked like Aubrey Edwards
Aubrey > Becky

>>18723862
>He should have put her in a headlock
WWE should grow some cajones and have Becky take a bump.

>>18729767
>cajones
they need to grow some dresser drawers?

>>18721433
>She’s not just the best women’s wrestler of all time on the stick
What the fuck are you talking about? Name a single great promo? The Paris exchange was only memorable because of Punk. Name a single time when WWE sent her to the ring solo and she cut a decent promo without help. She's mid at best on the mike and and embarrassing in the ring.

>>18724811
>PW exposing itself as the biggest collective of virgins
I would gladly remain a virgin if my only option was lemony pancake tits.

>>18724447
>You know a segment was good when half of the board is having a meltdown telling you it wasn't.
You know a segment was shit when WWE sends their social media department to an internet anime message board to sell it.

>>18722393
>she finally has it again
No. Women's wrestling was always an embarrassment. Iyo, Tiff, and Rhea changed that. They were interesting to watch in the ring and they could hang with the men as far as in-ring skills are concerned. WWE is better without complete hacks like Sasha and Becky from the "Women's Revolution" Era. And Charlotte only gets a pass if she stays out of the belt picture. Charlotte at least tried to do men's level stuff (although she frequently botched) and she sucks but at least she tried when none of the other bitches were trying to be good.

>>18729866
>Iyo, Tiff, and Rhea changed that.
You started watching wrestling 2022 lol

>>18730393
No. Women's wrestling sucked before 2022. Becky is legitimately shit in the ring. Before that, Bianca was pretty good, but its hard to focus on anything other than her fucking hair braid when she's in the ring.

>>18730472
>before 2022
womens wrestling has always sucked. even the ajw shows from the early 90s with good main events had terrible undercards full of womens wrestling

>>18730472
You citing Tiffy in the same breath as Iyo and Rhea, then saying that they are the ones who made women's wrestling good are why you're a newfriend.

>>18717192 (OP)
God I wish that were me. Either one desu.

>>18729866
>Iyo, Tiff, and Rhea
Botcher, mega-botcher and the botchmeister.
Are you insane?

>>18717417
Bro watching that whole thing completely nonplussed is almost as funny as watching the chick realize in real time how badly she fucked up and just standing up quietly after.

>>18717192 (OP)
Poor Seff's boutta get cucked by The Chez.

>>18731449
Many are saying this!

>>18717192 (OP)
Becky has a history of beating cucks like punk and austin