Thread 18727629

SOCIALLY AWKWARD BIRB EDITION!!!

/ourbirb/ once again endears herself to many with her awkwardly cute charms. The internet is abuzz with discussion of her ever growing work of awkward dap ups, ranging from legends such as Becky to beloved figures like Bayley and now even Adam Pearce! This birb is definitely NOT for the streets! In other news, Lyra is set to have a banger of a match against either Raquel or Roxy next Raw and Bayley might still become a part of Lyra's story going forward. After a successful homecoming and European tour it seems as though things are now starting to pick up again! Also, Lyra is BUILT for Tatum. BUILT!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

Previous: >>18660752

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Tatumbunny.

This is the thread.

>>18727696
That Tatum stare.

>BirbCHADS recognizing Tyra (to the END!)
Based AF.

*crickets*
*0 pop*

Darkstar has arrived.

How long until she falls in line and gets an ugly tattoo that ruins her body?

>>18727668
Tatum gave her life for Lyra.

>>18727754
YOu'll finna know it!

>>18727812
Definitely within the next 5 years.

>>18728156
>>18727812
I can see her either sticking with the good girl aesthetic or getting a small anime reference as a tattoo. Either Death Note or Berserk.

>>18727812
Unironically, she's not like that.

>>18727812
Why would you even say that?

>>18728247
Javi and LJ get matching cuck chairs

>>18728171
Nigga she is EXACTLY the type of person who is like that.

>>18728265
proofs?

>>18728265
What makes you say that?

>>18727629 (OP)
Cancel the lyraverse, bird lady is anti-dimes

>>18728257
Tatum and Lyra do couple things in private.

>>18728325
Are there more?

>>18728325
Is Birb autistic?

I thought we were just memeing, but people on X are literally calling Lyra a groomer

>>18728376
No
>>18728377
Yes
>>18728381
You tell me.

>>18728377
She may have a little of 'tism and wrestling is her super power.

>>18728404
Based Birb, she's a role model for autistic people.

>>18728873
Love this beautiful Birb

>>18728377
>>18728404
>>18728442
infanticide is nonce behavior. circle jerking the idea a grown woman is autistic and child like is creepy iyopedo shit.

>>18729758
But I'm autistic and childlike myself. I want Lyra to groom me like she groomed her fiance.

>>18729758
Darkstar pretending to be a centrist isn’t helping.

>>18729788
He's so pathetic lmao

Fuck the haters.

birb butte

>>18728381
Because she is. She was 18 while her boyfriend was 15. That's statutory rape

>>18730636
I wish I was Lyra's statutory rape victim.

>>18730636
Who gives a fuck. That shit doesn’t apply when the “victim” is male. If I had a 15 year old son and he was picking up hot 18+ bitches I’d be saying “good job, son”. For a boy/male it’s a fucking win.

>>18730775
I seriously can't imagine caring if an 18 year old guy was dating a 15 year old girl. I mean sure if the guy is a scumbag it's a problem, but that's true regardless of age. If they just know each other from school and like each other then who the fuck cares.

Me and Lyra

>>18730830
Looks like the white version of a stardom wrestler.

>>18730943
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18728265
>>18727812
Kek this anon knows what he's talking about, you see these types of girls all the time. She already has a piercing, you think it'll stop there? She's a typical nerdy shy girl with insecurities and naivety. She'll get it to "express and empower" herself and try to pretend like it means something when all you did was put a cloak over your eyes.
If you want to see what she'll look like in ten years, refer to Rhea Ripley for more insight.

>>18730993
Rhea Ripley burned coal.

>>18731005
And Loira's a groomer. Fed with tranny tendencies all around what can I say kek

Birbziguri.

>>18731347
based

>>18729788
that part

Her royal thighness.

>Lyra and Tatum reunite in backstage
>Crowd goes ballistic
>Lyra and Tatum start making out
>Monster POP
>Lyra and Tatum go to a nearby room and close the door
>"HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!"
>Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the room
>POP so loud that it ruptures Myles Borne's eardrums
>"Book, this might be one of the greatest moments in WWE history!"
>"AW, YES MAN! SHUCKY DUCKY PLAP PLAP!"

>>18732245
>later in the night we see the door opening
>out comes a a weak kneed Lyra whose hair is disheveled
>behind her appears Tatum with a shit eating grin as she slaps Lyra's ass
>the camera pans to the door which reveals a love nest with several wet spots on the bed sheets

>>18733050
sniff.

I believe I can fly!

TYRA FOREVER!!!

>>18734770
very suggestive players

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18734770
what's this submission hold called?

>>18735182
Psycho Scissor!

>>18735489
*Psycho Scissors.

>>18735489
>>18735546
I like to call it the lezzlock

>>18735623
>"Look, Booker! She calls this the Lezzlock! As she's trying to..."
>Tatum does a SHOOT Lezzlock, if you know what I mean
>The screen goes black
>"WHAT THE HELL?!"
>"I wonder the same thing, Book..."

>>18733234
>>18733935
Birbbros, does Tatum know about us?

>>18735914
What if she's the one posting about Tyra in our threads...?

>>18736250
Well, Tatum was the one who started the whole "Tyra" thing, which is a ship name, so it means she shipped herself with Lyra first. Tatum started shipping herself with Lyra before the fandom did! So, even if Tatum doesn’t post on this board, she’s still the creator of the ship. I bet Tatum has at least thought about kissing Lyra once, even if just as a joke!

>>18736250
Oh, and just imagine Tatum posting that Lyra is a Tatumbunny and that she's been TATERED. KEK!

>>18736399
Gotta make sure everyone knows she's been TATERED.

Birb? Cute!

Bros, idk what Becky has done but she's been looking hot again recently.

>>18737504
is that Phil Collins?

>>18736734
Her pussy bones are so hot.

Lyra.

Board moving fast today?

>>18738122
I need them back.

>>18732245
>Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the room
but who's doing the plapping Tatum or Lyra?

>>18738218
Tatum

Kek

>>18738122
Make the call, Paul

>>18738832
Why doesn't he just go to NJPW to build up his resume?

>>18738991
Wasn’t he in NOAH?

>>18738218
>Tatum is obsessive and possessive in her platonic and romantic relationships
>Lyra has shown that she likes being dominated
Hmm... I guess Dove is getting PLAPPED by Tater. Oh, 'fraid so.

>>18737504
>Izzi, give me my Tatum back!

>>18739182
I want to see Lyra cum on Tatums strap on. Is that too much to ask?

>>18739225
I don't see that happening. Lyra and Tatum are shy enough that they wouldn't even hold hands in public! But when they're alone... That's another story.

Tyra.

Are we getting a repeat of this next Raw?

>>18739893
Paxkyria.

>>18740412
I hope so, but I also smell an "Auntie Bayley just turned heel on Birb" after the match.

>last post 45 minutes ago
>page 5

>>18741497
Do you smell what The Birb is chirping?
Caw!
The Birb's layin' the smack down
The Birb says... The Birb says...
The Birb says... The Birb says...
Know your role and shut your mouth
Caw, caw, caw, caw, caw...
Caw!
The Birb says...
The Birb says "know your damn role"!
Caw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z41aC4voUTU

>>18741872
Damn nigga you need to get laid

>>18741872
is that Phil Collins?

>>18741968
>>18741972
Fuck you, DarkStaretty, or whoever the fuck you are.

>>18728381
Can we just ban normalfags from the internet?
2007 ruined the world a lot

>>18741968
>>18741972
'sup darkstar

30 minutes to page 5, holy shit

>>18741872
based

>>18742385
This is ridiculous.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18742557
Annoying as fuck.

>>18742964
It is.
>>18742968
Wow, Lyra is beautiful.

>>18742968
next Nightwish album cover

>>18743012
>Wow, Lyra is beautiful.
Everyone says this!

page 5 in 17 minutes? hello?

I just read a fanfic of Lyra and Tatum.

>>18743519
Where? Please, tell me!

>>18727812
Probably after her first major belt

>>18743519
Elaborate.

WHAT IF: Lyra Valkyria makes her entrance to "Written in My Face" (Sheamus' theme song)

/ourbirb/ makes her way to the ring to the theme song of her fellow Irishman, Big Sheamo.

This is an edit I made (also, sorry for the large file size, KEK).

I think this song fits well with Lyra's entrance. What do you think, Birbbros?

https://files.catbox.moe/67y329.mp4

>>18744018
>>18744018
I actually quite like it! I think her current theme is definitely not the worst, but imagine if she had a banger similar to the one Sheamus had. Or imagine if she had a Nightwishesque song similar to "Wishmaster" or "I wish I had an angel", it'd go so hard

The Birb can stay

>>18727629 (OP)
I've been like Pierce when my friend tries to teach me a new handshake

>>18744433
Based thread saver

I will not be able to watch Raw live next week because I will be at Disney World. But I'm happy that when I catch up on WWE when I get back, I'll be able to enjoy another Lyra match.

>>18745041
Have fun at Disney World!

>>18727812
Praying she gets a spade tatoo

>>18743577
>>18743577
Birb is being lewded in the log!

>>18744154
>imagine if she had a Nightwishesque song
HOLY DIMES! Nightwish goes perfect with Birb's vibes.

>>18745453
>Tatum every night when Lyra comes home

>>18745640
Lyra is a Sirenia girl.

Tatum should kidnap Izzi and Lyra. Fraid so.

>>18745677
Seems like she has a thing for Evanescence as well

>>18746095
She’s so based.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18746270
Tatum holding the leash

>>18746360
Ready for Tatum

>>18746388
That's so fucking hot.

>>18746095
based rockstacy

>>18746270
>>18746388
Birbbros, is this real?

>>18746889
It’s consensual.

>>18746913
I believe it.

>>18746889
I can't believe Grok doesn't flag this shit as being sexual.

>>18746947
WTF is this real??

>>18746947
This one was supposed to be Tatum but I don't think Grok knows what she looks like.

>>18746982
Knows Becky though

>>18746947
Why does it look like she's saying "prove you are really bisexual"

Damm wheels slid the Iyo general kek, always weird that this general never gets slid by him ain't?

>>18747060
Ty

>>18746981
Afraid so.

>>18747060
That sounds like a personal failing on your part.

>>18747093
Kek.

>>18747060
Interesting that /arrrr/ wasn't slid either. It's almost as if you're just trying to craft a narrative.

>>18747026
Literally this

>>18747135
He made fun of /arrr/ when they got pushed to the archive one time. I’ll always remember that. And now that it happened to him it’s “uhh sliding brooo”

>>18747135
I mean it could always be wheels bumping some generals but not others

>>18747200
>everyone who posts new threads is wheels and everyone who replies to threads is wheels
It’s getting old.

>>18747210
No what I mean is, wheels could be bumping this general positively, and bump the kairi general negatively while sliding the iyo general for example.

>>18746967
And this is what Tatum sees at home every day!
>>18746982
Maybe Grok will know when Tatum moves up to the main roster.

>>18747238
That’s a lot of buzzwords just to blame some cripple. Just admit that you didn’t do a good job bumping your general. It’s ok.

>>18747238
You know what? That's fair. I dont think whoever is sliding is an active part of /birb/ but given the wording of
>>18744433
makes me think he did bump it.

>>18747263
I don't like any of the generals specially the waste of space the mayu general is, i just came to laugh that wheels actually slid the iyo general and well the accusations of him liking lyra just fit kek.

>>18747288
Like I said before
>>18747210

>>18747038
Damn, I hadn't notice. Hot AF.

>>18747288
We love Mayu here in the Lyra general

>>18747339
We sure do.

>>18747060
>>18747093
>>18747135
>>18747155
>>18747200
>>18747210
>>18747238
>>18747263
>>18747274
>>18747288
We Birbchads have no association with Wheels or any other troll. We just want to chill in our general, posting about /ourbirb/ and Tyra stuff (thanks, Tatum!).

>>18747288
I'm pretty sure you're the person who makes most of those accusations so of course you'd think so.

>>18747406
This. I'm here to post about the birb and friends.

>>18747548
I’m here to say the word.

>>18747650
You wouldn't!

Aoife.

>>18747693
Tatumbunny!

>>18747848
Don’t.

>>18742385
Pigwheels is losing his shit after the latest AEW news and Big Sexy Kev mocking Becky "desperation" Lynch.

>>18747934
Valkyrie. What? Did you think I was going to say Cusack? Of course not, KEK.

>>18747909
Finest Irish craftsmanship for a beautiful goth bpd gremlin

>>18747936
Huh?

REMINDER:

You are not allowed to post or reply to Pax posts, an actual talent like Tatters doesn't deserve to be associated with this dimeless feathered Janetty

>>18748936
>Tatters
Falseflag spotted. Gms!

>>18748936
Retard.

>>18748995
Please ignore the Iyofag. He keeps falseflagging and always manages to fuck up somehow.

>>18749004
It's funny that you guys are still in denial about Lyra being hated by more people than just Iyoschizo, even normies like that retard Russo and people on twitter hate her.
Also leave Paxmaniacs alone!

>>18749074
>even normies like that retard Russo
non sequitur, nobody normal listens to Russo's opinions

>>18749074
Please stop pretending you aren’t him. You tried this with Liv and Stephanie and it didn’t work.

>>18749137
It's a dstinct pattern of very low IQ behavior

>>18749710
*distinct
GMS to myself :(

>>18749137
It's so obvious too. His posts always reek of desperation because he gets no sold constantly. Sees people talking about Tyra? Suddenly a "fan" shows up that can't even spell her nickname right.

>>18749994
At least this time he had the decency to post a nice pic of Tater's ass.

>>18750206
Lil' Birb is a lucky girl.

Built for Tatum.

Lyra is finally going to get to meet AJ!

>>18750900
Kek

>>18750753
What does that mean?

>>18750954
KEK. Wow, no love for Paige.

>>18750954
Paigebros....

>>18751042
>>18751452
Huh…

>>18750954
>>18751492
What happened between April and July, Lyra? How did Paige sink on the tier list?

>>18751492
That's an older post though. What happened during that time for Birb to change her opinion on Paige and rank her below The Bellas?

>>18751606
KEK, I wonder the same thing. I was a Paigefag back in the day.

We must uncover the truth behind the sudden ranking changes.

>>18747026
>>18746982
>>18746967

>>18751918
I can’t decipher it.

Board moving fast again

>>18752286
Rovert is seething that Becky was exposed like a bitch

>>18752339
You just posted like three AI threads.

>>18752375
Sure rovert suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>18751918
>>18752191
Schizo Birb.

>>18752771
She's so small. Just look at her short, strong arms. I want them to hit me in the face (and balls too)!

>>18753129
Based Birb.

>>18753129
I hear Sports Illustrated begs to differ! Which is it, birb?

>>18753836
Dimes pic ngl

Oh my did Iyo get slid again?
Who would do such a thing?
Have this bump to save the Birb

Birb.

shitbird faggotbitch

>>18755672
No.

I don’t understand why he can’t bump his threads instead of blaming us

I'm excited for Lyra's match on Monday!

>>18756547
I’m hoping its Roxy

>>18756555
would be fun

>>18757318
You just know she's already looking forward to meeting her on Monday

>>18727629 (OP)
Lyra is antidimes

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>>18758161
You’re complaining about people bumping it and then you bump it to make fun of the drop off. What’s your game plan, fan of EVILs wife.

Gomenasai, my name is Lyra-chan.

I’m a 28 year old Irish joshi (female wrestler for you gaijins). I study Cagematch and wrestling matches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and practicing superior Japanese moves. (Bridging Dragon, Poison Rana, Moonsaults)

I train with my kendo stick every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon under the ring. I earned my kendo stick license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese wrestling history and their strong style, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious dojo to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can wrestle in Marigold or wrestle with Mayu Iwatani!

I own several kimonos, which I wear backstage. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to Kairi and Asuka and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>18758249
Asuka loves her.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18758275
At least she didn't get her general slid

>>18758288
Jej

>>18758288
Oof.

kinda sucks because I really like IYO but her fans on here make it impossible to be a fan of both or enjoy just talking about her

>>18758708
Most iyo fans like Lyra. It’s usually the Dakota fans who hate her.

>>18759553
I hope AJ Lee sees this tweet before she meets Lyra on Monday!