Thread 18730097

Hangman Adam Page And Kenny Omega Reunite For An Epic 8-Man Tag As The 2300 Arena Residency Continues!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Kenny Omega, & JetSpeed vs. TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, Josh Alexander, & matt and nick in an All Star 8-Man Tag Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Alex Windsor for the TBS Championship
>And More!

** 17 Days Out From AEW All Out **

>>18730097 (OP)
BASED

I was watching IShowSpeed's stream this morning and he said Adam Copeland's theme song is his favorite wrestling theme song of all time. He couldn't stop singing it lol

You need to go to the timestamp shown here on the video 142:21:11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEg955xyMqk

Buddy sucks.

Let's go Kenny

>sasha match advertised before the show

don't want to hear any excuses when she tanks the ratings again

>>18730110
>I was watching IShowSpeed's stream this morning

CM Punk won

>>18730097 (OP)
I’m expecting a Buddy match. Don’t disappoint me Tony.
>>18730134
Hey man. We don’t use that word.

>>18730097 (OP)
Can’t wait to see Windsors sloppy long butt. I just can’t get enough of it.

>>18730097 (OP)
God i hope the card is better for the show next week. I got tickets 3 rows back and i spent 250 fucking dollars on them and i dont wanna see some thrown together multi man tag shit. Tony needs to get his shit together.

>ALL STAR
>Josh Alexander
>Jetspeed

>>18730097 (OP)
why is there a random 8 man every week? aren't there trios belts? who are the champs and when is the last time it was defended

>>18730398
Because tony doesn't know how to book wrestling

>>18730278
Tony lost

>>18730364
>i dont wanna see some thrown together multi man tag shit
That's literally the first match on the card lel

CM Punk wants to be Hangman's twin flame so bad. OBSESSED

HBO MAX WILL NOW CARRY AEW PPVs!

ALL OUT WILL BE THE FIRST AEW PPV AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX

TONY GOT THE HBO MAX BAG

>>18730617
>HBO Max will stream PPV without ads
>Only current Max subscribers in US will get the PPV at $39.99
>PPV replays will be exclusively available for 6 months for purchasers
>Pre-orders will start on Friday, Sept 5
>Once you purchase the PPV, you can find the show under “My Purchases” via the “My Stuff” page on the HBO Max menu

Wow Young Bucks meet and greet. Very cheap!

>>18730617
MAX PPV + ANOTHER AFTERNOON BANGER
SICKOBROS WE ARE EATIN GOOD

>>18730550
glad you noticed. punks entire wwe return has been "masturbatory tributes to brett hart" and subtle shots at aew in promos at aew.

hes doing everything they could have done at aew if they let him stay and shows that people can be captivated by it.

>>18730550
theyre absolutely shameless lmao

>>18730550
In the sexual sense, would you guys rather get slapped by Becky or by Shafir?

>>18730617
>$40 a month to watch PPVs
>its ok when we do it

>>18730811
Afternoon PPVs suck though. Wrestling was made to be watched at night

>>18730878
>NIPS
need i say more

>>18730617
so it's $10-20 more to watch AEW PPVs than WWE PPVs

>>18730635
>PPV replays will be exclusively available for 6 months for purchasers
Does that mean that after 6 months I'll have to buy it again? That's bullshit

>>18730885
I'm sorry Anon but at night I have heterosexual sex with my girlfriend (CIS female)

>>18730278
...KWABOTY 2025

>>18730945
Not even close. Meltzer or Syco Stu are the frontrunners currently. Punk is in like 5th or 6th place

>>18730936
Nah it just won't need to be purchased to watch it, and will be available to view free on MAX as part of the AEW library. They've been doing the 6-month rollout for a bit now.

>>18730885
All In was in the afternoon and it turned out to be one of AEW's best shows. The best way to counter the counter programming is by being the first show of the day and bleeding into WWE's PLE and fucking with them

>>18730961
based

>>18730964
Nah that was annoying too and would have been way better at night. The main event is what everyone remembers, not the curtain jerk. Sorry, you can't spin this one positively, try as you might.

>>18731108
holy based

>>18730617
Wait wtf why is All Out starting at 3pm?

>>18731221
Because Forbidden Door and All In Texas early start time shows were a huge success

>>18731221
to finesse triple cuck, AEW will keep the usual sicko viewership but now normie faggots can tune in and after the wrestling show they can switch to the end of the advertisement extravaganza and catch the ''''moment''''

All Out Zero Hour will air exclusively on TNT on September 20th 1 hour before All Out

Nigga really made a gamethread for 2 fucking matches LOL

>>18731311
Quality > Quantity

You wouldn't know anything about that, sar

Feels like it's time for Mercedes to start losing desu

>>18730794
kek

>>18730097 (OP)
What's so Windsor about her?

isn’t Gabe Kidd vs Darby supposed to be tonight?

>>18730097 (OP)
Well this show looks like the drizzling shits

>>18730878
Marina

>>18730794
No respect

>>18731280
>Brawl Out
Might wanna rename that one guys.......

>>18730550
Look at the reactions in the crowd, people are yawning and looking away in the punk side, motherfuckers are feeling the slaps with hanger, I blame Becky's shitty slaps not so much chez on this one

>>18731615
for me, it's WINDSAAAAAAAA

>>18731707
based

I wish Statlander brought back her alien gimmick

>>18731820
At least she had some personality then

>>18730097 (OP)
> 8-Man Tag
Tag matches with more than 4 people have go away heat with me

>>18731725
She was much hotter in the 2010s with short hair

WINDSAAAAAHHHHH

>>18730110
Are you old enough to be on this site?

>>18732470
AEW has a younger fanbase. AEW is a zoomer company. WWE is a boomer company

WINDSAAAAAAAAAA

>>18730951
Nope, still Phil.

NEW SEGMENT

>>18730097 (OP)
Are you fucking kidding me? Another 8 man tag?
Does ANYONE besides tony even like that shit?

>>18732793
Can we only hear from Christian instead

>>18730278
Really like how Riddle is just saying what everyone else in the business is too much of a bitch to say. Funny how Phil stopped visiting the PC after Cora got fired and Roxanne got called up

CM Punk won, at being a CREEP

>>18732839
>Riddle said
so some tranny faggot who is a known sex pest and drug user? LOL
If literally anyone else said this they might have a point, but no one is going to believe or care what this fag thinks

Where can I watch this? I only have my phone does anyone have the psptv link.

>>18732846
It takes a creep to know a creep, anon

>>18732800
Mega many-men matches have a much wider scale of up and downside for me. When properly pre-planned by the wrestlers involved you can have a nice variety of different vs. combinations and tag/singles action nested inside along with huge combination spots/chemistry. When done wrong it devolves into a gassed cluster of various wrestlers squaring off in the corner in dull lockups/holds without focus like the middle of an average royal rumble while everyone is waiting for the next entrant.

>>18732839
>and people think I'm a creep and I haven't done anything wrong

>>18732855
horny gooner =/= creep

Sir, the ToneZone general has fallen.
It's been taken over by E-Titans.

NEW MATCH ADDED

>>18732800
I do

>>18730364
I'll see you there friend

Stream?

I think that, Tony shouldnt have taken shots at nick khan cause now nick khan is counterprogramming him and owning him

>>18732879
I will now watch your program

>>18732898
>the tv app . to /tv/ tbs-live-stream/

>>18732897
Gonna suck him off?

>>18732917
They tried counter programming All In Texas and it failed miserably. It actually ended up backfiring on WWE with SNME drawing a shit rating

>>18732964
Even Dave is saying that Wrestlepalooza is going going to destroy All Out and that Tony is making a huge mistake not changing it.

>2 match card

Damn that WrestlePalooza fucked Tony hard this week

TONY KHAN IS LIVE
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>>18732879
Tony, please bring back Bandido's torta sister I beg you

>>18732879
I want to see Buddy choke out yuta while he’s on crutches.

taz banner ceremony is happening before dynamite per taz request.

Taz did not want his induction in the 2300 arena hall of fame thing to be aired on Dynamite

>>18730550
Becky what the fuck are those hits lmao

>>18732976
Ffs tony said like 6 times he wants to put the ceremony on the shlw

Gay little bottom boy and his dom daddy

>>18732976
tony should state, for the record, that he will never sign maki itoh, so everyone can stop with it

>>18733051
Shut the fuck up pedophile

Edge looks like a fookin pedo luring kids into his van
What the FUCK is this shit

>>18733064
Hey kid, want some poutine?

>>18733064
COPEGAR LIEK WRESTL

anyways….

>>18733101
>>18733087
>>18733064
KEK

>>18733064
>>18733087
IN MY VAN
I HAVE POUTINE
AND FOR KIDS ITS ALWAYS FREE
COME INSIDE
AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS
DONT FORGET YOUR SISTER TOO

>>18733178
Kekkers

>>18733178

Fuck off Jaxton

10 minute warning

>>18730097 (OP)
AEW
SUCKS
FUCKING
SHIT!!@@@@

Professional wrestling time, spoiler alert Buddy does not show up today

Ive been drunk already for 3 hours im ready for Dynamite.

Just got home from the gym and heating up one of my prepped meals for the week. I’m ready for WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>>18733305
Thats not how you do it, dumb aewsissy. You'll be too drunk by the end of the show.

I hate AEWsissies so fucking much

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my Holoniggas

>Y-yes father! *wipe sweat* Those numbers are just wrong, father. *farts* The guy who typed those files is... *farts again* Disabled, yes-yes! It's actually 1,347,000 views! The guy just forgot to type the "1," that's all! Hahahahahaha! *farts louder* You know, Americans and DEI! Oh that, father?! Oh that's just a typo! It is in reality +77,000,000$ of net worth won! *draw a line on the - to make it a + and also draw a :) while sweating buckets* See, father?! No big deal, hahahahaha! *farts loudly* By the way, father do you have some change to spare? WWE meanies released new talents and I would like to hire them! Yes, father! They will being dimes! Yes, father, I will have a girlfriend soon! No, father I am not a dogwanker! *shits aggressively* Oh my, sorry father! I have a bad case! I must leave quickly, see you later! *run while farting and shitting out of stress*
Shadid begin to wonder if Tony is just bullshitting him... But he found that :) very well drawn, so he scoffed this idea aside.

>>18733316
Ive got the stamina brother im a sicko.

>>18733318
Your boy got hacked, he was downloading manga scans and got got

>>18733318
El Clone is gonna break that streak and the sickos are gonna have a meltdown

>>18733316
You sound like a wee little twerking pigapoo drone

>>18733335
>El Clone is gonna break that streak and the sickos are gonna have a meltdown
Give me the badly-pronounced H@x0R Don Callis Promos

>>18733340
pedo physiognomy

>>18733335
lies, Hologram was using that VPN with the Killswitch (not the wrestler) in place

>>18733335
t. Clononigga

Why is aew so gay?

YOU WANTED WAAAARRRRR

WE WANTED WAAAAAAAARRRR

I am here for my main glitch El Clon, shout out to all my Cloniggas

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS
DYNAMITE

EGod here. Checking out AEW for once. Why is this venue so small?

>>18733367
DELET

>OI IM FOOKIN MENTAL BRUV INNIT
do aewsissies really think this guy is intimidating?

gabe don’t bury the size of the arena m8

I like Gay Kid a lot better than Osprey

Git em lil nigga

this dude is a fucking dork even by AEW standards
the tough guy act doesn't work for me, he's like Daniel Garcia level tough guy believability

are they at full sail why is it so small?

Gay Kidd ain’t it

HE'S A MADMAN Y'KNOW

>>18733378
I’m not gonna lie. I’d KICK a homeless man to see buddy vs Gabe.

another shit start to a dynamite fuck you Tony

>Darby is wearing a Burzum hoodie, the band of a known murderer and neo nazi
I don't think advertisers would like this one bit.

boom!

Gabe was only good when his gimmick was shitting on AEW and being a hardcore New Japan loyalist.

Gabe Kidd legit hates Will Ospreay

>~2 minutes in Darby Allin getting slammed into exposed turnbuckle
Never change AEW

That’s what Gabe sounds like? He’s never gonna make it

>>18733389
>Gay Kid
HA!

Eddie-bros, is tonight the night

>>18733400
Fuck the advertisers we don't give a shit about them

OI IT'S BALD PAC

>>18733400
u should tell reddit, we have to do something about this

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

If you take
>Spike Dudley
>lucha libre
>death match wrestling
>skateboarding

You get Darby Allen

>>18733407
just like he'd legit never work for Tony Khan?

>>18733413
I'm calling it for All Out.

Sickos stay winning

SICKOBROS WHERE WE AT

Why is this little daffot wearing tights? Fucking fag

>>18733400
that’s a hoodlum hoodie and it’s his brand

>>18733400
i dont think the Advertisers post on /mu/ so were good

fuck that skateboard has to hurt like a bitch

MESH TOP MARINA

I like Hook's new theme

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Wtf is this new Hook gimmick

Oooof marinas back with the mesh shirt got me hard

Pfffft hahahahab WHAT THE FUCK
THIS LITTLE MUTT MIDGET IS A BIG DEAL?

>Ruining based lil nigga segment with fucking nepo baby hook
Why
>Joe
Okay I'm back in

WILLOW <3

>>18733441
same it’s based

AND THE CROWD GOES MILDER

fuck willow is looking hot tonight

hook's music made me think an ayyyy was finna show up

GOD DAMN GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT. SUE THEM STNG.

>>18733451
>based lil nigga

Hook's theme is so fucking odd

>>18733305
MOMMY!

Damn, Hook was anticlimactic as fuck

>>18733459
HOOK with a Heaven's Gate gimmick would be dimes

it's amazing how hard kenny carried gabe and gave him aura

Hook was bussin fr fr

Darby about to rape him

Gabe Kidd is so fucking cringe and embarrassing

Why is any of this happening

Darby fucking sucks dude

is gabe kidd getting the summer of 2025 treatment?

hell ya lil nigga hit em with the chloroform

DRAG HIM!

They stole Tony's cocaine again

>>18733469
Without Action Bronson, he's legit nothing

OH SHIT! DARBY FOUND TONY'S COKE

I don’t understand why we just had the Death Riders lose a big stable match, so they immediately get into another big stable feud

CHLOROFORM LOL

lol

body bag jones

I fucking love AEW

Cool homage to when Taker tied Hogan to his motorcycle

LMFAO you're gonna kill him darby

TAKE NOTES NAZI CHUDS THATS YOUR FUTURE.

GABE KWAB

Just NECKED 15 hot wingstop wings to cleans my palate from that slop and I can confirm
AEW still sucks!
Yup yup yup!
AHYESSIRRRR

Opps are gonna pay for the Hook disrespect

>>18733496
Cause Marina won't let the Death Riders die

LMFAO no one is selling for the fedophile in this thread you love to see it

>ppvs still $40 on hbo
t-thanks tony...

AH SHIT IS THAT EDDIE KINGSTON?

>Gabe is coked and chloroformed
time to get Gabe will now be know as Gape

Lil Nigga is crazy!

>>18733515
>Paying for PPVs
lmao

imposter

I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

Why does Tony routinely let his roster get away with attempted murder

WINDSAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18733509
Hope you had some DUDE WIPES™ to clean your hands

Based caramel nalgas about to put Windsor next to her husband

>>18733516
Bundle up anon

>>18733475
The Cleaner is truly a wrestling genius.

Undertaker remember what he did to Hogan would be proud

WINZAH

I genuinely cannot fathom watching this and thinking WWE is somehow better.

>>18733531
WINDSAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what time does Silksong come out

WINDZAAAAH

I think that, the ECW arena not a good look for aew one bit most fans dont even know what it is it just looks like warehouse

fuuuuck the ceo looks hot tonight

Alex accent is kinda cute

>>18733509
>wing slop

You just hate your colon

Booty Battle incoming

>>18733541
>Watching Hook come out to silence
>Thinking this is good

Time to Mercedes to bury another girl
Back to collision all star tags with WINZAH

mercedes gear is once again working me into a shoot

oink oink NOOOOO REEEEEE where are the advertisementsSQUEEEEEAL

>whatever the fuck that opening was
now
>mercedes

do they just hate ratings?

WINDZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>18733544
1pm EST tomorrow

>20 minute time limit

welp looks like we know how this shit match is about to end because Tiny KWAB is afraid of making anyone lose

>>18733541
Lol This fucking sucks lil tranny bro

SHITTAHHHHH has no business in any title scene

>>18733546
it was cool for one night

>>18733545
kek

C E O
C E O
C E O

So does Alex have some sort of autism that she had to say her last name like that?

>>18733546
We would only want the casual fans that can research it's importance to our sacred sport.

>>18733523
Im an adult with plenty of disposable income. Paying for hobbies is what adults do.

WINDSAAAAAHHHHHH

>>18733541
sissE hypno please understand

does Sasha literally just have that one stupid ass move that she repeats 5x an entrance? shit is annoying

i'm starting to think she's as autistic as bruv

>>18733546
It was a bad look to go from one of their biggest shows to a warehouse

>>18733515
>They only got a $10 discount
Wow, I was considering biting if it was $25 or at least $30, but that isn't that much of a discount, especially of you are already paying at least $10 a month for HBO Max

>>18733564
I think his point was that WWE sucks more than anything else

What a fucking awful first 15 minutes


Anyways


New thread, thread bitch. We need a new thread now.

Based Lulu gimmick Mercedes

>>18733573
She is half pokemon

WINDZAAAAAH

>>18733545
cute

Tony isn't based enough put the belt on the Windsor-meister.

mercedes with the mmo female heavy armour gimmick

>>18733545
Kek

>>18733591
You think she gets stronger if people yell her name?

>>18731615
>>18731725
Alex is fine Shyt brother

>>18733590
Nah, not enough belt- WAIT FUCK

why is the aew women's division so much hotter than the wwe women's division

TONY
HATES
RATINGS

Love slags
Love English roses
Simple as

I'm not a joshipedo, is the CEO paying homage to the girl that keked herself?

>>18733573
She thinks she needs a catchphrase but she is not creative so she thinks its awesome

evolve got cancelled lmao

I don't know if I should be turned on or disgusted with Winsor's jelly ass

We need a new thread

>>18733588
No we don't, it will be at least 45 minutes before hitting 300+

Why does this fat bitch keep saying her own name like a pokemon?

Is this really entertainment for you "people"?

>>18733632
Too soon bitch

>>18733624
Her gear looks very based recently

>>18733620

She's definitely inspired by TCS Hana.

>>18733622
I mean now everyone knows her name

Mercedes working a little stiff

>>18733636
Its so fucking embarrassing

>>18733636
Not enough friendship bracelets for you?

>>18733636
Its her Onlyfans URL, its adverts

>>18733636
'Tis a sicko thing to say so yes

>>18733642
It seemed familiar somehow

NEW THREAD
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>>18733624
Made for beasts

>>18733636

One of WWE's main event stars last year got over with one word, 4 letters.

>trap promo music
>every commercial has niggers in it
Is that who AEW's real audience is?

>>18733664
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

God TK is evil, I was not planning on gooning so early

>>18733624
beaned

I miss the pip

>>18733624
She looks like a señorita now

>>18733672
You're watching on Max with targeted ads anon

Did Mercedes license the nWo font?

NEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>18733694
Does she cook?

>>18733692
I'm assuming you're watching on HBO?

>>18730097 (OP)
>THIS IS WHY AEW IS SO GREAT, IT IS UNPREDICTABLE!!!

This is the same exact angle they have run 8 weeks in a row lol
>Death Riders come out slowly but dont attack
>Joe and company run out and they brawl

Same shit every week

>>18733711
HBO Max

>Winzah's Sharpshooter is better than DG's
Grim

They were almost in scissor position

>>18733675
This

>high ground
Anakin bros

>>18733624
You think she gets BEASTED before every match?

>>18733781
Mortos does

>>18733672
Somehow still better than telling your audience to wipe their asses