Thread 18738790

The obvious choice is that you work in a spot that references the Raja Jackson incident in some tongue in cheek way. But how?

>>18738790 (OP)
I'd book Stu's return with a blackpilled gimmick and his slogan will be "never relax"

>>18738790 (OP)
i dont know how stu wrestles, but probably id probably book his return match to involve a heel hitting the alabama slam on him while the ref is distracted then going for the ground and pound except stu locks in an arm bar or something and wins.

>>18738790 (OP)
Comedy amnesia angle. Maybe have him do the old Akeem gimmick

>>18738790 (OP)
I would not.
Mark was right. You don’t get your ass kicked by a random and come back from that. The only thing that saved Seff from absolute burial and career death when it happened to him was that he was struggling against a legit retard with retard strength.

I would put him in a large animal costume and make him a mascot/comedy act. This is the best you can do with him. His career is done. Already a soft political note before it ever began.

>>18738869
lol

>>18738912
Brutal analysis. I think he deserves it for the Stolen Valor (calling himself a “veteran” to imply PTSD/combat experience when he probably never even deployed

>>18738912
>His career is done
What the fuck are you talking about?
WHAT career?
Nobody knew who this motherfucker was before the incident anyway
He was wrestling for hotdogs and handshakes before this
Now the whole world knows who he is and feels sympathy for him. Once he heals up he's definitely gonna be making a killing in the indies and he might even get signed to one of the bigger companies
I swear this thread is like Bizarro world with people who have no idea how wrestling works in 2025. Nobody except complete retards is gonna hold it against some literal-who jabroni for being blindsided with an attack by some idiot from the crowd

>>18739045
>when he probably never even deployed
He was in the military during the time the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were going on. I can't find anything to confirm he was deployed but I also don't have any reason to doubt it either.

>>18738790 (OP)
>CHALLENGE: You’re a booker or a manager. How do you get the Psycho Stu character over again?
Rematch fight between him and Jackson, which he wins and recovers his honor. In exchange, Jackson gets to avoid going to prison.

>>18739093
Ok. Then any career he was trying to build is done.
He’s just the guy who got KWAB’d by Raja.
Raja is the only one who comes out of this with any kind spectacle to his name after this heat dies down.

At least Stu collected a good amount of coins to put some teeth back in his head. The only thing Stu is now is a lesson to never bring the outside in.

I await the day this happens to MJF but I’m sure he uses plants.

>>18738790 (OP)
Syko Stu vs AJ Mana draw dimes.

>>18739106
Nah he was probably a mechanic or something state side. That dude was not doing door breaches in Iraq or “riding with the cavalry”. Fat drunk fuck

>>18739093
its really dumb. even at the time the 'dont lose fights' rule was about drunk marks. it wasnt about a job guy getting his shit rocked by a pro fighter on a planned run in lol

>>18739093
It still breaks immersion

>>18739164
>Fat drunk fuck
He's in his mid-40s now. What he currently is has little relation to whatever he was doing 20 years ago when he was in his prime.