Thread 18742998

>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Darby Allin
>Tony refuses to put the belt on Darby Allin
What the unironic FUCK is Tony's problem?

a lot of people are saying this

darby vs mox for the title would’ve been a much more compelling story than another heatless hangman title run.

>>18743016
Yeah well tony has the book so you could never put over the guy cody and punk liked.

>>18742998 (OP)
Nah he sucks. Moxley is better

lmao this shitter is going to get them sub-400k if he gets the strap

>>18743034
hangperson did it first

quick name your favorite darby promo

>>18742998 (OP)
Tony hates Darby

>>18743056
all of them faggot

>>18743065
man quit dickriding him

>>18743034
Darby matches are legitimate spectacles because he's shoot insane and his black and white vignettes are kino. He also has aura even though it's fucking weird aura. He'd get AEW back to at least low 600k which isn't great but it's better than the absolute fucking abyss that Hangtranny is plunging them into.

>>18742998 (OP)
Looks like Lou Thez lol wtf

>>18743085
What do you mean ,"he would get them back"? He did not die on the Appalachian Trail did he?

>>18743059
Why? He seems like his best star

>>18743138
bucks and kenny politic for their boy

>>18743142
I don't get it? Darby / Sting is going to go down as the most memorable AEW run ever. Can you explain to me why Darby is not basically front and center, talking shit into the mic about he climbed mountains to be there? Why is this shit not happening? Did Sting waste his baton, on a third rate pissant company?

WHO IS BOOKING THIS SHIT

Missed the train on beating Moxley, had him do the rah-rah I love AEW promos, and nobody interesting to feud with.

>>18743582
Regardless, it is all sad.

>>18742998 (OP)
>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Darby Allin
People unironically believe a 5'4" twink can save a professional wrestling company. Clueless marks

>>18742998 (OP)
It's more about the angles than giving him the belt. He is already popular so giving him the belt wouldn't really change things that much.

>>18742998 (OP)
>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Buddy
>Tony refuses to put the belt on Buddy
What the unironic FUCK is Tony's problem?

>>18743684
You think the guy who the industry icon and legend, who some and many consider second to none, decided to put over on his way into retirement... that guy, he should idk, maybe be given a push? Fuck you people man lmao AEW is dogshit and WWE is too and you're all god-damned white trash

>>18743695
not a bad idea, honestly

>>18742998 (OP)
He doesn’t have IT.

>>18743725
Sting was paid to do a job. They're actors, anon

I don't think the guy holding the biggest belt influances ratings as much as you worked people think he does

>>18743974
you’re incorrect

>>18743909
Okay so how come Darby Allen and Tom Cruise are the only actors to ever climb all the way to outer space and back?

>>18743986
You're worked. How would you even know?

>>18744013
the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster for you retard

>>18742998 (OP)
>shoot 5'5" 130lbs actual manlet
>can only work one style match
>zero mic skills
>fumbled Gigi Dolan
>will forever be Sting's "little buddy"
>every time he gets momentum, he disappears to climb a mountain
>destined to be sawdusted by age 35
>the belt weighs more than him
Nah, he's not the guy. He's better in his role as special attraction hardcore matches where we get to watch him get wrecked.

maybe you right

>>18742998 (OP)
>Let me climb a mountain instead of winning the belt Tony

>>18743725
I don't remember Hulk Hogan wrestling Darby Allin though

>>18743085
back to le basement with you

>>18743582
Which was Darbys fault. Who gives a fuck about climbing a mountain. Thats like if Cody didn’t win the wwe title because he wanted to do a triathlon

>>18744755
Darby is the only man in AEW who might be able to a draw a dime as champion. Sorry reality hurts your feelings.

>>18743085
No one thinks this. Moxley *barely* kept ratings intact because people recognize him from the WWE. Saying Darby would fix the ratings because he's "crazy" is like saying the bucks would save the ratings because their matches are le fun

>>18745077
>draw a dime
>he'll get 600k viewers on AEW's flagship show!
Do you know how smark-ish you sound? Or maybe you are just legitimately low IQ.

>>18745098
You fucked up, anon, by thinking you could post Michael Cole and then proceed to make a point.

>>18745077
Darby returning did nothing for the ratings. Why do you think putting the belt on him would change that? He might not kill the ratings like Page does but he won't get them above 600k

>>18745093
>>18745098
600k is an improvement over 400k. Darby wouldn't "fix" the ratings but he'd help them. He's literally the only interesting person on the AEW roster and the only guy WWE has no answer for. You put him front and center as champion and a number of lapsed fans would tune in to watch him do crazy shit they can't see anywhere else.

>>18745112
Ok, you are lying again Tony. There are at least ten of us here who would tune in right now to watch Darby scream at the camera about how difficult climbing real ice is. You fucked up and I have already donated ten thousand dollars to Darby Allen's gofuckme.

>>18745112
>Darby returning did nothing for the ratings. Why do you think putting the belt on him would change that
There's a difference between Darby being just another guy on the roster and being the main character of AEW. He'd draw as the main character. And you can say "but he'd barely draw" and yeah that's true but barely drawing is an improvement over Hangma'am actively running people off.

>>18745138
It's honestly remarkable how much sway his work from over a year a go still holds. Darby Allen is the one person who made my eyes blur and stop seeing a brand logo. Can't let that survive can we.

>>18742998 (OP)
>>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Darby Allin
I beg AEWtists not to believe in this type of propaganda

>>18745362
Ok so you have an alternative? I also think Darby is the best and AEW has recently*suffered* by not having him present in action.

>>18742998 (OP)
No one cares about this geek without the Stinger baby. Putting the title on him would be a disaster, it'd be like letting Spike Dudley win the ECW World Championship

>>18745400
I would suggest to ride the wave out, the best thing rn in AEW is Kyle Fletcher. A Jon vs Darby match isn't going to move the needle and that's what we're trying to tell you

I also would suggest Darby to join JetSpeed, start a Surfer gimmick and go after the trios title for a few months.

>>18742998 (OP)
Putting the title on anyone won't help anything. When will you retards finally understand this?
No one gives a fuck who wears the belt. People want an entertaining show (which is subjective)

>>18745443
>the best thing rn in AEW is Kyle Fletcher
Kyle Fletcher is just as garbage as everyone else in AEW not named Darby Allin.

>>18745511
Turning Dynamite into the Darby Allin Show would make it a lot more entertaining than the unwatchable sleeping pill it currently is.

>>18745523
>Fletcher the ratings fledgling
He'll be fine

>>18742998 (OP)
Darby is a Cody/Punk guy, never gonna happen

>>18743567
This is why I say Tony is not a good booker. He refuses to push the people that fans actually like. Darby is the natural choice to be the next top guy but Tony would rather keep trying to convince us that Kyle Fletcher is some kind of megastar.

>>18745693
Kyle is great, man. Great at giving me a reason to bump a Darby thread.

>>18742998 (OP)
>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Daniel Bryan
>Tony refuses to put the belt on Daniel Bryan
>the only thing that could conceivably help AEW right now is putting the belt on Will Ospreay
>Tony refuses to put the belt on Will Ospreay
What the unironic FUCK is Tony's problem?

>>18746838
It's a real fucked up situation, brother. I'm merely grateful to not feel alone while suffering it.