Thread 18745565

LIVE FROM CHICAGO
>CM Punk appears!
>John Cena makes his final smackdown appearance!

>>18745565 (OP)
>John Cena makes his final smackdown appearance!
Is that a promise?

>>18745565 (OP)
CHICAGO
CHICAAAAGOOOOOO

>>18745565 (OP)
Is tonight when AJ Lee is supposed to come back?

>smackdown in chicago
LET'S LIGHT IT UP
LIGHT IT UP LIGHT LIGHT UP

>>18745580
Afraid so.

I’m waiting for a certain Buddy of mine.

>>18745565 (OP)
we need a slur for people who still watch WWE. I've got a few ideas but the one I keep landing on is "faggot"

>>18745565 (OP)
>April and Phil Mendez vs Rebecca and Colby Quinn
cringe

>>18745588
Enjoy Tranpage tonight

>>18745580
gonna be funny when it's not, they really booked themselves in a corner with this

Wow, everybody, let’s all stand and applaud AJ Lee for her incredible bravery in coming back to WWE the same company currently under investigation for sex trafficking which is currently run by the same folks who looked the other way.

Truly inspirational stuff. Even better, she’s debuting on a show where the big star attraction is Brock Lesnar, the guy who knew all about Vince’s extracurriculars and made Janel Grant humiliate herself by demanding a piss video. Real women’s empowerment moment right there.

But hey, let’s all pretend this is some kind of heroic, groundbreaking return. Nothing says “brave” quite like cashing checks from a company built on silence, complicity, and nostalgia.

>>18745638
the pre-seethe is crazy

>>18745638
She may be as sociopathic as Phil to be honest. We already know she's a cuck queen

>>18745638
I mean folks...

>>18745638
Pretending to care about women's rights is still considered shitposting.

>>18745565 (OP)
This could possibly be the first ever no milly Smackdown since I and everyone else will be watching the football game

>>18745638
your average WWE fan is sub 50 IQ retards that just want nostalgia bait I dont think they care about how this looks and AJ Lee is betting on that

>>18745638
No 500k?

>>18745638
Mental illness is her super power

>>18745638
Reminder that Trent Beretta popped her cherry

>>18745691
>nostalgia bait
Enjoy your Edge/Christian collab, tranny. lmao

>>18745638
cooked that puerto rican half indian midget

>>18745728
kek

>>18745565 (OP)
can i get a qrd on the AJ Lee thing?

>>18745752
Floundering outside of wrestling. Business ventures kind of a dud. She needs money to fund more failed projects. Returning to wrestling

So how will they introduce her?

Rollins and Bex call out Punk, they promo back and forth for a few minutes, then Punk says "he's got his partner" and Light it up starts playing?

>>18745788
she aint returning on a random smackdown

>>18745638
It's even funnier when you imagine AJ Lee watching Triple H hug Trump and her going "Yeah, this is the company I want to work for again"

Its not going to be the AJ you're expecting

>>18745775
but is it a rumour.backstage news or have they written her onto the show? i haven't watched in a while.

>>18745565 (OP)
oh wow, Punk in Chicago. This is must-see.

>>18745638
that part

>>18746128
They basically said it on the show yeah

does this start at the regular time?

>>18746531
Yeah they're in Chicago.

>le midget goblina is back

Hmm, might watch it

>>18747047
Based!

>>18745565 (OP)
looks like a good show. shame it's not in a big city like new york or l.a.

>>18745565 (OP)
I smoked too many cuhbshhdhdhdhdhdjbman that's how I sound when I can't ghughtfh

Grown men watching a show catered towards children

>>18747094
hell yeah, brotha

>>18745565 (OP)
grim, rather watch ROH on YouTube tonight

>>18746124
Cody would make a good Luke Skywalker instead of that deep fake shit they keep using

>>18746124
holy kek

>>18745565 (OP)
2.0bros... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!

I wonder if Rhea gets booed if aj doesn’t show up.

>>18747244
>two of the same picture of Bryan Danielson
>2K screenshot of Andre
wtf

>>18745728
>AJ fan
>"collab"
Faggot

*gong*

Fun fact. AJ Lee is Gilbert Gottfried's niece

>>18745565 (OP)
Shan't be watching I'm afraid. Mahomes and Herbert gonna put on a banger in Brazil.

>>18747244
@grok wht he means

AJ Pee

>>18747367
>AJ Lee is Gilbert Gottfried's niece
was

>>18747436
lmao

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>18747538
That's not LA Knight. That's Miami Caballero

>>18745638
Without the swallowed baits this post would be nothing. 3,75/5

>cena vs sami tonight
are you fucking KIDDING ME

>>18745588
fedophile or pEdrone seems to make 'em seethe.

Can we have 2010 Kaitlyn return instead

>>18747778
Sami is getting RAPED by Marine Cena just like Marines raped all those sandniggers back in 2002

>>18745590
>Seff's name is Colby
KEK a literal faggot name

>>18748011
America lost the Afghan war.

>>18748023
kwab

Bayley's teasing the fuck out of AJ's return.

>>18748064
bayley's teasing the fuck out of her AEW debut and she should do it already

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18747778
It doesn't say that shit anywhere.

>>18748170
cory hays DON'T miss

So...what's for dinner tonight /pw/?

>>18745638
>>18745775
>Floundering outside of wrestling. Business ventures kind of a dud. She needs money to fund more failed projects. Returning to wrestling
You need to deal with your schizophrenia

It finally hit me today that the WCW and the WCW fans in the 90s were actually the good guys

>>18748187
Everyone here hates Samuel but is he a draw? Does he sell a lot of merch? Is he especially gracious with fans? Why do we see so much Samuel?

I miss my wife.

>>18748454
Yeah and Phil Brooks worked Saudi Arabia because he loves the country not because they gave him money to pay off his house in California

>>18748484
is he right pdub??

>>18748499
>Calling them American negro women and not African American women
Jej

>>18748384
I’ve got about 15 minutes to go on some Mulligatawny.

>>18748499
Why won't he just say black like a normal person

>>18748499
Doing just great without them and their obnoxious fans

>>18748187
Is that a yummy wummy heckin callback?! Why didn't they have him work Dom, Bron and Gunther? Who asked for this shit.

>>18748595
The kabuki bugs are still wrestling tho

>>18748617
Probably John

Lets make a new gamethread without these fags

>>18748499
Yeah he's right. There should be a minimum quota of at least 1 half-naked Black woman on screen at all times.

>>18746124
kek maybe i should watch this movie

>>18748187
wrestling is back

>>18746124
Cody kind of looks like Zac Efron like that

>>18748691
holy shit

>>18745565 (OP)
FUCK
just got raped

>>18748708
it's not that crazy it's just sort of mildly crazy. Use restraint with your vocabulary and expressions.

>>18748721
i won't let the man control my vocabulary

>>18748748
What about bussy?

AJ Lee is now considered a nostalgia act. You are THAT old now, buddy

>look honey it's AJ Lee, remember AJ Lee?

>>18748467
Damn that's an impressive back
why did she stop juicing and lose weight?

>>18748763
fertility

>>18748763
Great question.

>>18748777
i look like that

>>18748499
bulbasaurs hahahaha

>>18748807
why are smackdown crowds the only ones that have done that

>>18748187
imagine Sami tears his shoulder like last time

IShowSpeed is live streaming the NFL football game today on Youtube. Smackdown is fucking COOKED

>>18748384
cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions brother

>>18748384
I made chorizo rice and cottage cheese with cucumbers for lunch. For dinner I’m just gonna have a pack of ramen and some cherry soda I bought from Cracker Barrel when I had dinner with friends a few days ago.

is this on?

>>18748531
Update: It was pretty damn good.

>>18748935
Yo montel

>cm punk
>aj lee
>cena
>?brock?
maybe this slopdown will be watchable

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING BASEDOLA

>people hyped for aj lee
she's fucking dogshit

>>18748970
yeah cm punk sucks ever since he left wwe the first time

Reminder:
If you watch SmackDown tonight, you are watching male on male wrestling, which schizos think is gay porn.

>>18748970
The same people shitting on Nikki Bella are excited for AJ
Its really interesting

>>18748499
We need a nubian kween at the very tippy top. Sol Ruca is my candidate!

Where's Nakamura been? The pre-roll on Netflix just reminded me he existed.

slopdown starting

Bros I heard rumors we were lighting it up today is that true?

>>18749013
Think they've realized its just not working out for him anymore so they're letting his contract run out

Can I watch it on netflix

Together.

is chicago a nice place?

Since when was Cole on smackdown?

These walks at the beginning of the show have gotten old already

NO ONE IS TRULY DAMIEN
NO ONE IS TRULY PRIEST

>>18749027
With a VPN

KIANA

beautiful black women

Aleister was really presented better in aew even if he was barely booked. House of Black was kino idc what anyone says.

Where the FUCK is Tessitore?

Poo

Kiana mogging the shit out of Giulia lol

>>18749047
Beautiful woman.

>the next couple of months
Shit, they're really gonna have Cole do double duty while Tess does CFB?

JOE TESSBROS? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

Who did Michin fuck to earn herself these contracts? She's an absolute waste of a roster spot

>>18749045
Giulia sexo

Are they making SmackDown the main show?

>Cole and Graves now on Smackdown
Joe and Wade on Raw? Cause Wade will goon on par with Booker while Vaquer is on Raw so it might be worth it.

my stream has shitty audio

>>18749047
I just don’t get why triple H keeps putting her on tv.

a lot of fat mexicans in the crowd. ICE not doing their jobs

Corey Gravesbros how're we doing? This is a demotion.

>>18749051
>Vaquer, Roxxane, and now Kiana
She always gets mogged desu

Kiana already showing sigsn of being future endeavored after getting squashed by Michin

>>18749058
Designated jobber. Who else would take that role?Green is getting too many pops to stay as the jobber of Smackdown.

>>18749066
Demotion? He's doing commentary on dynamite now?

>streaming site normally has 600-800 for smackdown
>over 1.2k today
a certain group of posters is not going to like today

>>18749069
Shades of Vinci

john looking real strong after kicking out of a punch that put roman down

>>18749058
honestly there are other low card women i can understand being a fan of. maybe you saw candice on the indies. maybe you love bimbos so natty does it for ya. big NXT UK fan you probably want alba to get a push...
but i just do not understand michin. she doesn't even seem to have any fans. she's not particularly good. she hasn't done anything of note.

>>18749078
good morning sir

Chicago crowds arent what they used to be

>>18749051
shes literally made for porn

We want Wade

i didn't like the cena logang match

>>18749078
>one week ratings boost for the novelty of aj lee returning after 10 years

>>18749063
Why do you always hate on her IMG Rhea poster?

nikki got wade kicked off the booth

Slightly above average poo

>>18749084
I think the problem is that she just has no gimmick. Alba has no issue being a comedic act. Michin was a “hardcore” act I guess but what did she ever do that was hardcore kek

lay your ass down for the three second tan /pw/

I'm not a cm punk fan

Wish they didn't tell us how many dates he was doing because I'm just getting anxiety as we get towards the end

Imagine going from Europe back to soulless American crowds

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>>18749102
Brappledough

>>18749047
Release this ugly subhuman already!

cena ruined wrestling

>>18749078
And it’s going to be horrible if AJ doesn’t actually come back, you know.

gon be a rough one for SmackDown, but they loaded this bitch up so lets see. First ever free NFL game on YouTube.

>>18749084
There's some nepo stuff involved. She's one of Road Dogg's favorites but that only goes so far (see Dakota Kai). She's also apparently really good friends with Charlotte.

absolutely monstrous poos there

>>18749097
She almost screwed over Chelsea’s title run.

>>18749118
fucking counterprogrammers

I think we're in for a great Smackdown bros

>>18749099
Phil doesnt even get giga pops here anymore. Chicago is dead

>>18749118
>open stream
>mr fag
im out

john is rattled

>>18749047
Kianna Dior?

LET'S LIGHT IT UP

>>18749129
That is simply not true when you watch the last time Smack was on Chicago

>>18749045
Giulia's look is giga-antidimes.

FUN

we saw nikki fail at clash, just how bad with aj lee comeback match be

WHERE THE FUCK IS BROCK

So why are we still calling him the "last real champion"?

Was going to see an 80's metal cover band. But heard Brock was showing up

I’m gonna miss him bros

>>18749118
I seriously don't understand why this Brazil game exists.
London I get even if it's an eternal pipedream.
Frankfurt I get because a shitload of Americans there with military jobs.
Mexico I get because of all the fucking beaners in this country.
Brazil just doesn't make sense.

YADIDDAMEAN

>>18749149
Cody is a phony.

Special

>>18749118
Shitzil and the 9 finger thief will find a way to ruin NFL, dont lose hope WWEbros

>None of this is planned bro
>except when sami zayn comes out and challenges me

>>18749146
I didn't watch crap of that era but my impression is that Nikki Bella could never wrestle and AJ Lee could. But I mean people say a lot of things about women wrestling.

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Cena with the spoiler

>>18749136
kek

You think you're special...

Special...

"You see these 2 guys right here" *points at black guys*

Last time ever?

>>18749150
>seeing cover bands
Grim

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!

Smackdown gods!

KURT MENTIONED

>>18749168
someone put together aj wrestling compilation is it was all the same moves KEK

bros... this is getting real.. im getting misty

I would literally sell my soul for Buddy vs John.

>>18749163
>>18749176
>>18749177
Kek

>none of this is planned
Holy shit wrestling is REAL!

I'm seeing Cena next week. Fucking exciting.

>>18749168
in reality it's the complete opposite. there is a reason we call her nikkisawa.

PERC MENTIONED!

Not opening with CM Punk in Chicago means he is seen as a lesser asset

>>18749146
AJ is actually over though. They'll do that "aura farm" thing between her and Becky, Becky cheats a bit, then tags in Seth to loud boos and Phil and Seth work 95% of the match

kurt better be here tonight

FUCK YOU EUROPE

>>18749199
oh shit

>>18749158
no one can replace big match john

>>18749200
oh no he's seen as lesser then a retiring John Cena, bet he's very sad about that.

>>18749200
No, its because hes closing the show with AJ

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18749193
i got to see cody/cena vs logan/drew in montreal like a month ago. it was kino

Fuck off Sami

Can't believe i'm sitting through this slop just to see if AJ shows up.

Oh fuck off

FUCK OFF SAMI

That's not Tony D...

>>18749159
brazil is trying to become america 2 so they are importing american things like football and evangelical protestantism

They need to change Sami's theme

BUILDING BLOWS UP

>>18749193
Make sure to scream appledough! When he comes out

Yeah I don’t want to see Sami vs Buddy.

>>18749146
if she wears the long chucks and the shorts it'll be real bad for my dick which will be beaten raw that night.

>expect brock
>get sami
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can someone allude to where to pirately stream smackdown from for me? don't want anything to get shut down though

lmao boos for sami

Sami BOOOOOOOS

>sami vs cena
BOOOOOOOOo

cena has not mentioned palestine once during his final year
his silence has been deafening
get him sami

Why they booing Sami?

FUCK SAMI ZAYN

Mixed poo

based booing

THEY HATE THIS GEEK

BOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOO

>>18749231
Two minimum bottom

Sami finally getting treated appropriately.

Yikes

>Chicago boos the shit out of Dimeless Zayne
Based.

>grown ass man holding a girl's world order sign
let me guess, pedophile rapist?

>>18749172
Cenabros, our response?

I HATE SAMI ZAYN
I HATE SAMI ZAYN

>sami gets the last Cena smackdown match
why?

>sami getting booed
BASED CHIRAQ

Shades of Sareee

>Samy
What a letdown

FUCKING CINEMA, THE US CHAMPION SAMI ZAYN NOW INTERUPPTING CENA. ROLES REVERSED BITCHES.

>>18749237
the people wanted gunther and dom and AJ (styles)
NO ONE wanted cena to waste one of his last dates, his last smackdown, to wrestle sami zayn

poor sami getting the heat because they wanted brock kek

BOOOOO FUCK PALESTINE

Holy shit the crowd is filled with gayew trannies

>Everyone boo this faggot
jesus christ john

fuck he won them back over

Sami finally getting booed for being a shitter

Based crowd

FUCK THIS SAND NIGRO

Fuck you syrian terrorist

"John, i'm just here to say fuck the kikes and death to israel and the idf"

Oh wow was that really Sami's debut on the main roster

>>18749231
>retard

are people finally over sami?

So Brock is gonna come out and kill them both?

NEVER EVER talk shit about smarks again
noted smark crowd chicago is booing sami GAYN and he deserves it
THANK YOU SMARKS
THANK YOU CHICAGO

They're booing him for the Palestine flag

FUCK SAMI ZAYN
I LOVE WILL OSPREAY

Genuinely feel deflated every time Sami shows his stupid fucking face

>>18749271
I would pop

BOOOOOO

>open challenge for the US title
fuck off sami

Sami burying John tonight

lmao based chicago

>>18749280
based

Brock is going to rape Cena and Zayn

heh, pretty good to see that nobody really likes this hypocritical bum

>>18749273
yeah and he tore his shoulder from dancing too hard in the same match

>THE UNDERDOG GUY IS GOING ON A LOLSAMIWINS RUN OPEN CHALLENGE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH FUCK YOU SAMI

>>18749289
lesnar is going to interfere

>>18749289
no shot. brocks gotta be in town

who is considered underrated in WWE right now like when John had the open challenge? who is the Pac, Cesaro, Sami etc who will be answering these open challenges when Sami does this gimmick?

Ten years in the joint

>>18749303
>>18749303
>>18749303
>>18749303
>>18749303

What sort of blackmail material does Sami have on H?

>>18749299
this
neither are losing here

>Cena gonna job to Sami
Lmao boo him harder, Chicago

>>18749310
Melo

Can AJ Lee bring a friend?

>>18749299
Brock is gonna come out in Israel trunks and do what they do to Palestinian hostages

Reminder that we could’ve had Cena vs Brock but instead we get this slop

>>18749310
Get NXT guys main roster experience?

Brock is gonna come out the ruin the match r-right… ?

he probably hates brock lesnar for some faggy reason, right?

>>18749320
gross, kill me, fucking andrade too probably, yikes, and Montez.

Either Cena wins or Brock comes out any other outcome will be shit

>>18749312
Who's the Nishiki of WWE?

>>18749349
Seff

SOOOOOOOVL!

>AEW commercial
kek