Thread 18745625

Enjoying a meal edition

IYO SKY NEWS:

>IYO will have a title match at Wrestlepalooza!
>IYO is the GOAT
>IYO is the ACE

previous: >>18715821

>The longest running daily wrestler general on /pw/


Social Media:
https://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://www.instagram.com/iyo_sky

IYO photobooks:
https://mega.nz/folder/lA1Vib7D#oayaMn_3Ro6KgJ6weOC3rg

BVLLDOZED

>>18745625 (OP)
>General died at 186
LMAO

>>18745663
Non-American hours after Dynamite got less than 490k.

Kek you fuckers mocked the kairi general when it died at 190 but yours died just as quick LOL

Kek no one cares about iyo anymore LMAO

>>18744096
Cute!

>kek we spent hours spamming and sliding so the thread dies every few months!
>you lost!
Antis are mentally ill.

>it’s everyone’s fault because they were posting their own threads!!!
Damn bro. Should’ve had your friends bump the general then. Oh wait it’s just you.

>>18745729
Ok but imagine squeezing her thighs

>>18745625 (OP)
This is my mother

>>18745625 (OP)
I hope Iyo posts poolside bikini pics like she did the last time WWE was on the Japanese tour.

>>18745625 (OP)
ugly fucken slope whore

>>18745821
Everyone is saying this and everyone who denies it is a liar.

>>18745821
>>18745824
Meant to post this in the non existent Riho general

>>18745806
It will take her months to post everything like last time.

>I heard somebody was asking around about Iyo Sky dressed as Golgo 13
>The name's MASAMI ODATE bub, and you better remember that

>>18745894
BIG BOSS ODATE smokes antis like a fine cigar

Thoughts?

>>18745917
[Excitement News] scientists have confirmed that Iyo Sky is the most exiting player in the world

>>18745701
stfu

>>18745701
I'm sure on both occasions it was you

>>18745917
kek IYO SKY is such a SCIENTIFICALLY scintillating player. Confirmed by science to set hearts racing and antis seething. What a fkn GIGADRAW lol.
Evolution match was better than Mania match

>h…heh it was you
Kek

>>18745917
https://www.vegasslotsonline.com/news/blog/worlds-most-exciting-sports-teams/
>Both IYO SKY and Rhea Ripley would also take the number two spot, with their ‘triple threat’ match also featuring Naomi, scoring 92/100 (KWAB), sending pulses racing.
>Close behind Ripley were IYO SKY (92), Naomi (92), Kevin Owens (87) and Cody Rhodes (85). Of the top 10 most exciting wrestlers, 60% were women.
Three 92s? That's a KWAB jackpot.

>>18746056
Iyo has the highest average match excitement.

>>18745917
>>18745931
>>18745959
>>18746056
I heckin love science!

they finally got us iyobros...

why didn't the /tzg/ get slid, with zero necrobumps?

Iyo won

>>18746539
The getting archived contest.

>>18746539
The slop eating contest

>>18746539
The EVIL contest

>>18746539
The getting free bumps contest

>>18746539
The being cute contest

>>18745625 (OP)
fucking pig

>>18746869
>getting free bumps
Kek should’ve asked us for the other thread.

Post feet tho

>>18746539
>Clempus lost

Iyo bump from /arrrr/

kek what dead general. guess it was just bitchtits samefagging the whole time.

>>18747764
472k lmao

I love seeing thighs, but sometimes I miss the tight leather pants.

>>18747839
kek I don't watch gAyEW

>>18747900
Yes you do ya tubby retard

>>18747900
Nobody does.

>>18747839
>someone makes fun of this stupid fucking dimeless general
>that means they watch gayew
???

>someone makes fun of this GREAT fucking DIMES general
>that means they watch GAY PORN
!!!

>>18748038
You do watch AEW. You are a crippled pedophile.
>>18748177
He's unironically outed himself as a gay porn enthusiast. It's why he's having another HOGMELTER rn

BAYREE
WEAA WIPLEY
BIANCA BEHWAIH

so adorable. Why don't they sell iyo bath water? Auction used ring gear? Crazy. HHH must just hate money. Or he's keeping it all for himself.

nonce thread

>>18748192
The gay porn enthusiast is you, the person who downloaded actual gay porn of white men being pissed on in a gangbang, editing a cripples face onto it and posting it relentlessly in a thread while you were being KWAbbed by jannies

>>18748262
>she was only 35
do bongoliods really?

>>18748192
>>18748280
the hog making gay porn of himself and posting it was funny as fuck

>>18748283
IYO is 35?

>>18748286
I missed that. Did that actually happen? Have the antis been truly mind raped?

>>18748294
yeah in the rock piss thread. he started with the normal man ass spam, then tried to link to gay porn then just started posting it with his face shopped on because he was trying to get the thread deleted and he got banned like 5 times before the thread went down

>>18748302
Probably a N*kki B*lla fan.

>>18748177
>>18748192
Im actually more of an Iyo fan than either of you and I can admit that this general has been abysmal lately. Mostly because of well, conversations like were having now. Instead of talking about Iyo, these threads have been like 80% meta posting.

>>18748280
That was you though. You got so worked by the rock piss meme you shopped your own face onto gay porn to get the thread deleted. You got murked 5 times before you finally succeeded. You are a crippled pedophile.

>>18748302
that's bitchtits

>>18748332
Nah that's hogwheels. We all know it you crippled piece of shit

>>18748250
Seriously, everyone knows perverts have the biggest wallets. TKO would be able to pay off their debt in no time.

>>18748367
Ngl I'm kind of broke but I could get a couple of thousand together for some sweaty iyo pants.

>>18748330
this is true and correct
>>18748332
nope

>>18748343
>>18748388
Good morning sir.

In the 90s Iyo, roxy and Stephanie would have had a bra and panties match.

They've taken all the good things away because of woke.

>>18748329
I can guarantee you're not, I've been watching Iyo since 2014, and have literally $1000's of merch

>>18748294
Yeah they were making funny memes about the rock pouring piss onto hogwheels but they took it too far and started spamming gay porn, not pics of wrestlers but actual gay porn of men pissing on each other. Way too far for just making fun of a cripple

>>18748478
I literally met Iyo and she kissed me

>>18748535
She kisses everyone.

You haven't spent thousands of dollars on trading cards and masks, you're obviously a fake fan.

>>18748535
And? I've met her too on multiple occasions, you're not unique bro

>>18748535
When I met iyo she demanded sex or she wouldn't sign my womens champions belt I carry at all times in case I meet a WWE superstar. Only wanted anal too.

>>18748556
>She kisses everyone.
no she doesn't. she told me i was one of the only few fans she ever kissed

>>18748426
what's crazy is most of the girls on the roster would be fine with doing a bra and panties match too
>>18748482
that was the hogitola, he posted that to try to get the thread deleted

>>18748599
>>18748556
there's a vid of her kissing some white girl in bongland

>>18748599
Are you LSU anon? I only respect the opinion of LSU anon. He's the king of /iyo/ and perhaps even the entire board.

>>18748624
Yes she's always kissing people. All she ever does is wrestling, eat pork and be lecherous. Living the dream.

>>18748426
>no loser leave damage ctrl match paddle on a pole match with bayley
>no culo blanco thong stinkface match with roxy
>no five star classic lucha de prendas match with steph where the loser gets topless
feelsfuckingbadman

I like to yeet but sometimes it upsets my dog.

Do you think iyo yeets?

>>18748700
We have video evidence of her yeeting. Someone post it I lost my Iyo folder long ago.

>>18748612
nah that was your people, obsessed with gay porn

>>18748732
Work yeeting doesn't count.

>>18748732
Sexy tummy

>>18748761
I find this quite off putting honestly.

A respectful yeet, traditional silent Japanese reverence, I could understand. This just feels uncouth.

She's lost her way.

>>18748739
nope, the hogitola
>>18748732
how did you lose it?
>>18748761
she showed up in a dress and got changed before the show started too

https://www.wwe.com/article/nfl-teams-wwe-superstars

>IYO SKY (Houston Texans): The high-flying SKY might be the best Superstar in WWE who doesn’t always get her proper due. Now, that sure sounds like the Texans, who have won two division titles and 20 football games over the last two years on the strength of a highly athletic star quarterback, C.J. Stroud

>>18748877
stop replying to him, you fucking retard. you make yourself so obvious. that's why people give you nicknames.

>>18749435
>IYO compared to the Texans
I don't think LSU Chad will be too fond of that comparison.

>>18749542
Isn't LSUchad Texan? On the other site his flag was Texas.

Beckoid stole Iyo's Cheeto jacket

>>18749435
>>18749542
>>18749660
Hi. Louisiana born and edumacated, but drawing dimes in Houston.
I will accept the >toxins comparison because she deserves better than the "Great White Hope" Spencer Rattler or Brandon Weeden 2.0. Plus, she's been on every show they've run here since got called up so I consider her an H-town girl.
Fuck Dabo Swinney (and Brian Kelly but less so than usual), Geaux Tigers.

>>18750236
Based LSUGOD

>>18750269
That's Tozawa's wife btw

>>18750269
>tapout shirt
>in 2025
Is Affliction still around too? It feels impossible that these brands could still be around.

Did April Mendez really get a bigger pop than IYO ever has????

>>18751449
You'll be fighting a very uphill battle to try and make this one work McCrip

>>18751475
Sorry your fave company died another death tonight

>>18751449
IYO in Puerto Rico was louder

>>18751449
>cheap return pops
Afraid not.

>>18751518
Wtf are you talking about? WWE has record attendance and profits

>>18751449
Shut the fuck up faggot, we stan smol girls with great thighs here.

>>18751449
It was a big pop but Iyo's raw after mania pop was the biggest female pop I've ever heard. Many people said it was like Stone Cold's in the 90's

>>18751535
Verifiably untrue
AJ got a bigger pop tonight
Cry about it hoggers

>>18751603
IYO in Puerto Rico
IYO when she slapped Bianca and Rhea
IYO pops in Europe before Mania

all louder

>Hennimore now trying to say that Iyo posters are him
Huhhhh????

>popular wrestler returns
>immediately runs to /iyo/

>>18751643
He has nothing else in his life, he's desperate to find a fake waifu war to start, but he always picks the chicks we like

>IYO does something
>immediately think about trannies

>>18751600
lol

>>18750236
OK. Thanks for the clarification. The Saints are on their way back to their Archie Manning era ways since the Lee Harvey Oswald look-a-like Sean Payton stepped away from the franchise.

>>18750269
Why wasn't Mina's roommate Kairi at this dojo session?

>>18751661
>we like
Never liked that wrestler. Just pointed out how retarded it is.

>>18751409
I'm pretty sure there was some type of relationship with TapOut and WWE a couple of years ago while Iyo was still in NXT. We know how thrifty she can be so it's probably something in her bi-weekly workout clothing rotation.

>>18751631
>pops in 3rd world countries
AJ Lee in Chicago
Gigapops compared to IYO

Only care about the pop in my pants when Iyo and AJ are in the ring together

>>18751749
Oh yeah, that was a thing.

>Another night of spam
Be vigilant brothers

>>18749961
FUCK BECKY

>>18752202
Tasteful cleavage.

Imagine if Iyo could be on every show like a certain politicking potato.

>>18751449
fraid so

>>18748426
>>18748612
>>18748682
Humor me bros: You get to book Iyo in two coomer matches, one where she goes over and once where she does the job. Who are you booking her against and in what kind of match, and just how bad are you ribbing/humiliating her in the job match?

>>18752390
She should show a tasteful amount of butthole.

>>18752726
She wins the winner shows their butthole match and loses the loser sits on anons face (me) match.

>>18752726
Iyo wins the Sexo Rumble - 30 women periodically run down in their underwear, with Iyo entering at number 1. Competitors are eliminated by having their bra and/or panties tossed over the top rope. Winner gets a title shot in the dumpster match at Mania.
Iyo loses the dumpster match at Mania - Taking on Rhea, who immobilizes Iyo inside her own trash can, then riptides her into the dumpster. As Iyo crawls out of the dumpster covered in garbage, a slime bucket suspended above the dumpster tips over and covers the defeated Iyo in a nasty green slime, with most of it landing on her head and boobs.

>>18753090
she should be slimed with vanilla pudding

>>18752202
Iyo booba!

>>18752726
Iyo Wins: I'm booking her against Chelsea Green in a Kiss My Ass match. Yeah I know neither of them are the cheekiest, but I'm just amused by the visual of it in my head. You just know Chelsea would sell this shit better than anyone and really ham it up. The only thing I can't settle on is if the Iyo's the type of girl to either drop trough and shoot the full moon or if she'd hike her shorts up into a thong. I've kinda got a thing for wedgies so I'd like the latter but her gear looks a little rough for that option.
Iyo jobs: webM related. Yeah she could get stripped or spanked, but I kinda just wanna see some girl really go to town on her and make her squeal. Can't really settle on who I'd want doing it. I know easily could but I want someone else. Kairi's fun to imagine but I think she'd be too soft. I'm thinking Liv would be good, she's kinda slutty and I can imagine the dirty talk.

>>18752726
Beats Rhea in a Paddle on a Pole Match (because Mami bottoms for Iyo).
Loses to Sol Ruca in a “Beach Bum” match after her bikini bottom gets ripped off.

>>18753737
Iyo and Rhea together?

>>18749510
gain legs, fat boi

Goat

>>18753737
She knows she has to go back in there

/kabuki/ just died...

>>18754296
How does that make you feel anon?

>>18754356
nothing. i brought it up because i know you guys stay on top of that sort of thing