Thread 18749303

FUCK SAMI ZAYN KEK
THIS IS WILL OSPREAY AND KENNY OMEGAS HOUSE

Anele

How hard would you pop if Cena took the belt of Sami?

Poos all around

don't worry bros brock is gonna k*ll sami zayn tonight

guys... i don't like wwe anymore

>>18749303 (OP)
an anon called this earlier today bros

Fuck sami
Fuck syria
Fuck palestine
Fuck quebec

Cena is losing by interference from Lesnar calling it

>>18749336
How is Punk in the foreground and the background?

>>18749336
God I hope so

so either John Cena becomes US champion, Sami beats John Cena or Brock fucks these niggas assholes? Betting on number 3.

WHO IS GOING TO WIN BROS
WHO
WHO THE FUCK CAN DEFEAT OMEGA ZAYN

there's no way cena wins

right?

>>18749355
insider anon described this situation exactly and says that Cena wins

>>18749336
https://x.com/teffo_01/status/1964102715488756220?s=46

Straight from the Cubs game kek based Punker

>>18749365
bork interrupts

>>18749354
Hey schlomo, how was trannymite this week?

>>18749336
SLOPPY SHOP

>>18749356
That's Punk's career in a nutshell.

>>18749303 (OP)
>>18749310
grayson waller
melo
both mcmg guys as singles guys
both fraxiom guys as singles guys
dragonly
el grande americano

Is HHH retarded? he could have easily wrote a story so Cena could beat Solo Sikoa and end that SummerSlam 2023 beef he had

>>18749336
>brock
Looks more like AJ. styles not punks wife

GOAT

wow totally not going to have a mtf interference

what is the kayfabe reason for letting wrestlers talk for 25 minutes, and then just decide to have an impromptu match on your 2 hour wrestling show
the general managers need to be fired

>>18749371
SOVL

>>18749378
HHH does have people hold titles for long as fuck so I guess Sami could get through all those and a few NXT ones before whoever beats him.

>>18749345
Yeah I went to bump the thread but it's gone noe

>>18749373
>thinking that only jews dislike palestine
lol

The problem isn't your machine, it's likely your detergent.

>>18749378
grayson and maybe the fraxiom guys and i guess americano but mcmg are old as fuck and melo is trash

first

>>18749380
Solo is not good material for the retirement tour

>>18749371
Why do people hate Phil lol

>>18749382
>/asp/
We don't talk about that here brother

Buddy would be good material for anything.

>>18749331
Would donate to the IDF

>>18749390
if Hunter were smart hed have Ethan Page beat Sami on his debut when he gets called up

>>18749400
they could do nxt exhibitions as well with je'von, tavion, stacks, lexis etc

>aew dynamite commercial
tony plz

>>18749408
Calm down Tony, nobody hates Phil

>>18749382
classique

>>18749386
yeah it would be way more logical if these GMs trying to put on a good show put a stop to JOHN CENA VS SAMI ZAYN FOR A TITLE. Brilliant.

>>18749391
yeah dat nigga deserves a bump

>>18749403
I mean yeah but at least everyone wants to see Solo getting beat and he has goons to be on Cena's power level

Can AJ Lee bring a friend?

>>18749394
True, any human with brain dislike muslims and jews

If Sami loses Israel gets to annex Gaza

>>18749422
hahahahaha

are they turning sami heel or whta the fuck is the point of this match

Fuck you /pw/
I like Zayn

>>18749434
Kaitlyn?

>>18749445
did you listen to the promo you fuckin tard?

>>18749439
this

If I was Sami I’d call in a fellow ginger who is Australian and uses steroids.

Wrestlemania 20 mentioned.

do they hate sami because he is more woke than punk?

>>18749427
truly a 200 iq move by adam pearce to not book anything for the first 40 minutes of your primetime tv show you are in charge of

Fucking Sami botching already

>>18749445
The point is its john cenas last fucking match on smackdown ever. God damn nigga not everything has to be deep

>>18749445
So Brock can fuck up Cena

Cena no sold hair loss in the end

>>18749448
KEK

I can't believe we're in the timeline where the entire audience even in Chicago is filled with zoomers who actually think that Cena was good and not a shit wrestler who had the entire show built solely around him for a solid decade and saw a mass exodus of fans during that time.

>>18749448
Well I don't but I can at least admit that his in-ring work is good.
Which is why I'm astounded that Kross managed not to have only one, but two bad matches with him.

>>18749310
likely challengers for the sami zayn US open challenge:
rey fenix
jimmy uso
andrade
they seem to be hinting at a street profits breakup so they'll at least give montez a shot, idk about dawkins but they should at least give him a chance to get over solo and not just use the breakup to fuel ford exclusively
solo rematch
nakamura's last chance, recreating his NXT match vs sami which was his finest moment in WWE
truth?
both the fraxiom guys could get a shot but won't win it
they might reheat the berto solo push, he will job but could get a match
malakai black when him and priest are done
realistically it will end in either melo or oba femi (NXT) getting the belt

>>18749409
That meme has to live on in Cena's name brother.

>LETS GO CENA
>SAMI SUCKS

>>18749372
Its gonna be Solo and his goons, you will like it

Botchy Zayn at it again

>>18749445
nigga, you actual brain rot mother fucker, they just explained literally every part. They spoon fed you and you are so stupid the food fell out your mouth, let me try again little baby retard, open wide.

- They want Sami to start doing the open challenge, so they used this as a seg to introduce that
- this match happened ten years ago so they are doing it now as part of a retirement tour

close you mouth and swallow bitch.

>>18749467
Turkey remains undefeated brother

Who won the main event of WM 20 again?

>>18749467
I guess those transplants really work

THIS IS AWE-SOME

>>18749462
or, he books some shit but if a guy like Cena has a match he say, nah, dawkins, sorry sit the fuck down your shit got moved to later and Dawkins listens because he's fucking dawkins

Chicago really is AEW city huh

>>18749485
Chris Benoit :D

>>18749354
Blue haired trannies will seethe

>>18749473
>"it'll end with in either melo or oba femi winning it"
Nah, it'll be Priest and then he'll feud with Fatu for it

>>18749485
benoit?

>>18749450
Paige hopefully, they could make me a happy man.

>>18749493
Anyone wrestling Cena at this point is getting booed

>>18749493
All the more reason Trump needs to send in the National Guard. Must be why he wants to take away the tranny gun rights beforehand.

>>18749473
>nakamura's last chance, recreating his NXT match vs sami which was his finest moment in WWE
Nakamura's finest moment was winning the Rumble, yes the match and title run after sucked shit, but actually winning was awesome.

>>18749501
Cena is winning dumbass. Insider anon already told us

last match on smackdown for cena lets roll the commercials

>>18749492
i agree but they should have internal logic for and communicate this
it would give wrestlers way more realistic reasons to actually be heel

for me it's israel, john cena and the good ol' u.s.a

>>18749485
Napo Zeno

>>18749485
It ended in a no contest and the WWE belt was lost and vacated until Randy Orton found it later in the year

>>18749462
Pierce knows ball so he is cutting the Zelina segment

>>18749515
BASED

FUCK
sami got raped

did cena ever wrestle benoit

Should've done Dom V Cena to play into the obvious boos that were going to happen or something like that

how does sex feels like?

>that tacobell ad
Is scene kids rock coming back?

>>18749539
>should have done some unrelated shit because I can't handle these boos
sit down child.

>>18749471
I can respect your opinion
With that said
Fuck you
We want Kross

>>18749540
never had it

>>18749540
Depends if you are just horny or you care of your partner

>>18749501
>jacob in the priest vortex

>>18749537
Yes and smarks melted down because he tapped him out or some shit

>>18749540
Like bags of sand

>>18749540
How is that related to our discussion about the WWE wrestling show, Smackdown?

Lol I hate Sami and Cena

>>18749540
milky coins

i hate sami zayn so much that i haven't been paying attention
has this match been good

bad news so far the NFL game is close. Best case for WWE would be like 34-0 so people tune out early.

>>18749548
nah I think it's funny but it's making Sami look disliked

Fella's anyone know if NXT is on Netflix in Canada?

>>18749537
Cena beat him on Raw in March 2007

>>18749559
your mother hates you

>>18749537
Not even a random tag despite being on the Smackdown at the same time

>>18749513
>Bro what was your favorite moment of Cena's last ever SmackDown match
>OH DUDE I LOVED the reminder to use my Discover card to purchase Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, and Wing Stop!

>>18749540
It feels weird at the beginning but then it's good once your ass get used to the dick

>>18749564
nothing special yet. at least crowd is hot

>>18749537
yes way back when he was thugonomics
beat him with a rollup on tv
dont remember if they ever had a singles match after

>>18749568
It is.

Based popup powerbomb

>>18749567
if you have no brain and are a faggot maybe.

The AA got insanely nerfed

ate a snickers now feel like I can take over the world

>>18749514
They do this occasionally. I can't think of any specific examples off the top of my head but I've definitely seen jobbers doing interviews or coming out to have a match or do a segment then it gets cancelled because someone more important shows up. Actually I can think of one example, when Brock interrupted some jobber's backstage promo and said "get a life kid" and then they cut straight to Brock's entrance.

Cena doesn't give a fuck about subtle instructions

ANGLE BROS

send out Brock already

>>18749554
A literal chicken in that pic

>>18749586
and he didn't replace it with shit, so now he just has a nerfed ass finish

>>18749593
VINTAGE CENA

>>18749571
She's watching with me. She hates them too

5 minutes in and they’re spamming signature moves during Picture in Picture. That’s a wannabe AEW move brudda

Side note: this captcha sux :)

>Back suplex
Cole still sucks

>>18749594
That would be KINO

When does Bork come out

that was one ugly angle slam

>>18749602
tell her to stop sending me pictures of her asshole I already told her I'm busy tonight and I can't come over to rawdog her anally

GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU IDIOT IT WAS SO CLEARLY AN OLYMPIC SLAM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

Why has WWE become so boring and predictable in the past 2 years?

>>18749610
Its the thought that counts.

workrate cena becomes a total spotmonkey whereas workrate miz becomes bret hart. therefore miz > cena

I would slay my first son and put a wolf’s head on him for Buddy vs Cena.

Meanwhile at the NXT house show

nobody really uses the angle slam these days

STFU

>>18749579
I literally unsubscribed sometime last year, now I have a reason to order Netflix again.

So boys what did I miss? I caught SD just before Ce a accept the match

>ankle lock
BASED

How many commercials in the first 40 minutes?

I can't imagine watching this shit on USA anymore. On Canadian Netflix I've counted what, five commercial breaks already?

Does anyone have that funny gif of a wrestler running around the ring and knocking the other wrestler over? Thanks

>>18749619
workrate miz becomes a luchador (based)

the only thing that could make me pretend to like sami zayn is him turning heel and shaving his head

>>18749623
Chad Gable uses it occasionally. But he's too short to really make good use of it. Americano would be good using it instead of his flying headbutt

Didn't noticed you fags were watching adds

>>18749617
Maybe because is a good formula for record profile and full arenas around the world

>>18749630
i need to get a VPN this shits insane

>finisher spam
yay

>>18749628
OKAY DOES MICHAEL JUST HATE AND TRY TO BLOCK OUT KURT ANGLE????????? How'd he call both angle moves wrong, he said Cena was going for a back suplex and then an STFU. WHAT THE FUCK COLE

>>18749628
He always sells more for the submissions he does than the opponent in them

>>18749639
Americans get a stroke if they're not fed their yummy goyslop every 3 minutes or so

>>18749626
Yep, totally worth it. Everything except SNME and Evolve is on Netflix in Canada.

>>18749639
Steph literally told these losers to just use a vpn and they don't listen

>>18749633
STEPHANIE VAQUERRRRRRRRRRR

>>18749638
tavion in NXT should pick it up
or maybe someone like priest or drew, need to see a big ass nigga just slam someone

>>18749630
well good news, ace z is snow streaming wwe too
praise geo

>>18749639
You have wrestling in your ad show? Lucky bastard

>>18749622
>rusev vs ricky saints
what is this, collision?

>>18749633
I want Steph to drag her ass on my face like she was a dog on a carpet

AA lost a lot of it's power

How the fuck do Americans watch TV like this?
It's fucking disgusting.

lmfao nobody likes Sami

>>18749662
BASED

Is Peacock keeping the library?

Michael Cole's commentary being extra retarded tonight, keeps miscalling shit.

They're doing false finishes because Brock isn't here yet.

>>18749664
stop being antisemtiic. without tv ads our telecom companies can't fund the idf. shut the fuck up goy.

We're nearly an hour in

>>18749663
Cena is only involved in high powerlevel matches now

>>18749622
i feel for rusev
once i left a job i was manager at and had to come back on as a basic associate at lower pay because i went broke

HAD TO SHOW THAT NIGGER INSTEAD OF THE MATCH

>>18749673
he shoot has early onset alzheimers

>Super Sami in a Cena match
Wtf is wrong with HHH

Cena matches are lame, he just does the same moves over and over and over again

lmao that exploder was shit

>>18749664
Netflix and vpn

BROCK HURRY UP THIS IS SO BORING

>>18749688
SHIEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT

GTS

GTS BURIED

>gts

Kek

LMAO THAT GTS WAS SO FUCKING BAD

>>18749664
Most 1-hour programs are really 40 minutes with 20 minutes of ads.

meltzer is going to give this match 5.5 stars

cena has a really good gts lol

GTS!!!!!!

>>18749688
N

Cena does a better gts than that shitter hideo itami

i feel like cena can finally have his final run his way which is why he's paying tribute to all these stars he faced in his past

>>18749622
To be fair, all the NXT house shows are in Florida where 90% of the roster live so just showing up probably isn't a big deal to him.

>>18749688
>cenajak
Some prepubescent should trace that into a jak. ‘ould be an ‘em

wtf sami is hulk hogan now?

BIG
MATCH
JOHN

holy fuck that spear ruled lmao

How come HHH doesn't know how to protect finishers when his pedigree was super protected and he SEETHED when Warrior no sold it?

A TRIBUTE TO COPE

SUPER SAMI

What the fuck are you even doing John

Chicago crowd filled with uglies

Cena becomes a secret character with all the finishers now?

EDGE SPEAR HAHAHAHAHAHA BASED

BETTER
SPEAR
THAN
JEY
USO

JOHN KINO

better than edge's running hug which is what he was paying tribute to, Cole

Sami surviving everything is plain idiotic

who was the retard in booking that said face cena vs other baby faces wouldve been boring kek

>>18749694
This one always works my dick into a shoot.

He's ripping my CAW off by using finishers he collects from all the opponents he beats.

I missed the spear :((

>Clearly referencing Edge
>REMEMBER THE MATCHES CENA HAD WITH THE BIG DOG
fuck me cole

>GAYEW CHICAGO CROWD POPPED FOR THE SPEAR
KEK

cole is fucking retarded. that was an edge spear, not a roman

so how is cena spamming finishers good again?

BROCK

Why are they pushing Samy so much?

Here comes le pain man

Every single Cena match is exactly the same. There are precisely two matches of his that felt even remotely any different, vs Lesnar at Extreme Rules, and vs Punk on Raw.

His match at Clash in Paris was the exact same shit, people were getting sick of it even, begging for it to end, then as soon as he pins Logan they switch up and call it MOTY. Fucking dumb ass jelly head marks.

how the fuck will sami kick out of this

cena paying tribute to the great eugene here

holy shit the amount I like cena is the same I hate sami

I just want one more promo between Cena and Miz. They have the best Mic skills

MICHAEL NIGGER IT WASN'T A BACK SUPLEX IT WAS AN ANGLE SLAM IT WASN'T AN STFU IT WAS AN ANKLE LOCK AND GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS CLEARLY EDGE NOT THE BIG DOG. FUCK YOU AND DIE.

ULTRA ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT

>>18749703
>no omega or okada
>not in the Tokyo dome
>WWE match
3.5 stars take it or leave it

Roman should have kept the belt for another year and lost it to Cena summoning the power of every opponent he ever had. Fuck Cody.

kek John's mouthing spots again

BORK LAZER

THE BEAST

HERE COMES THE PISS

He’s here!

BORK BORK BORK BORK

HERE COMES THE PEE

HOLY POOP LOOK WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK FOR ONCE

>>18749303 (OP)
HOLY BASED

THE PISS IS HERE

BROG

THE PISS
IS HERE

Finally

KINO

no one makes me happier when watching wrestling than brock bros

ROLL OUT THE RING SAMI

tu tu tu tututu tu tu tutu tu tu

THE CATTLE BRUISER IS HERE!!

Brock is so fuckin based

UNITED STATES CHAMPION BROCK LESNAR

PEE

>>18749755
>His match at Clash in Paris was the exact same shit, people were getting sick of it even, begging for it to end
lmao what

Cole is awful tonight

CENA HAS BEEN RAPED

BASED BEAST

Why Brock hates too much the good man Cena?

>beat up sami for no reason

Based lol

>>18749598
>>18749598
>>18749598

The way is just picks them up like children.
What a monster.

>brock comes out and pisses on sami
>leaves

piss on him

I genuinely cannot believe how much Cole got wrong in that match. Every single homage Cena did Cole got wrong.

>WE WANT JANEL
holy shit

Weirdly mild reaction for Brock. Kinda hard to care about Brock vs Cena again I guess

Brock Lester is a legit beast

>>18749357
the beast is here
https://youtu.be/ffjLP2i47WU

It would be dangerously based if they booked it so that Brock injured Cena and he couldn't finish the retirement tour.

>>18749819
Of course these blue state fags would boo him

>>18749813
Who cares, nigga? Stop being autistic and gay.

>>18749818
this is old man primal brock

brock is looking absolutely JACKED holy shit

Is this gonna be like the Cody feud where there's zero explanation of why Brock's doing anything that he does

brock finna bury sami after the cena feud

>>18749831
imagine falling over yourself to defend Michael Cole of all people in big 2025. Kill yourself and you family.

>>18749819
They hate him for being a rapist chud

>>18749836
>zero explanation of why Brock's doing anything that he does
this is just brock's character overall
he's the beast, he does whatever the fuck he wants

>>18749819
Did you not hear the pop?

>>18749813
Yeah it was pretty bad. The only one that was excusable was the Edge spear. I guess Edge is on the not-to-be-mentioned list. Graves danced around it by saying Rated R Superstar but Cole said Reigns

>>18749836
cena is the greatest of all time and the beast wants to prove that wrong (he won't obviously)

>>18749850
It was pathetic for someone of his stature

I still can't believe they're finally doing The Long Walk. Think I've been waiting for this movie close to 20 years.

>>18749836
That's what makes it based. Brock's this entity of chaos that can just randomly show up and wreck havoc

The match is still on

sami zayn is so shit

>>18749847
Damn nigga. You that mad a dude fucked up a few move names? Oof.

brock uses earplugs or it's just his fucked up looking ears?

>>18749874
I am mad you're alive.

>>18749847
why so angry my dude? that's not healthy

>>18749868
It'll be woke and they'll probably gender swap Stebbins and have her win.

>>18749875
Califlower ear

>>18749847
go watch aew

>>18749875
that's from wrestling

>>18749883
Seethe, my autistic nigga. Cope and seethe.

>>18749850
It was mild for a guy who was missing for 2 years. There was no chants on nothing either just quiet boos

Did they really burn one hour with a cena promo and match??? I tuned in 18 minutes into SD

>>18749901
I will rape and be very harmful benchod

>>18749908
this crowd is kinda lame for chicago standards overall

I’ll see you at wrestlepalooza, bitch

fuck
becky cringe got RAPED