Thread 18749598

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"HE'S A RAPIST" chants in 3... 2... 1...

>cena isn't aware of what's happening
>it's not a script
>Lesnar just shoots on him

kek

LESNAR IS JACKED

Is Brock wearing a hearing aid?

BROCK FINNER

piss break

>>18749824
BASED
Wrestling is real

wwe fucking sucks... so why is this so fun?!

Does AJ get a bigger pop than Bork?

>>18749842
yeah less than 1.5 milly is good

so who won the match?

DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOOT doot DOOT (DOOT)
DOOT DOOT DOOT (DOOT)

Same crowd that booed Sami also booed Brock bc he's in a lawsuit. What a bunch of Reddit fags

Justified "Janel Grant" chants

F5 everyone
Refuse to explain
Leave

>>18749858
they booed him because he attacked cena

>>18749845
obviously you dumb retard why even ask, it proves nothing, brock still draws more and is a bigger star.

>>18749845
Yeah, in Chicago and after how long she's been away there's no doubt.

>>18749862
Based

damn it. was hoping to see brock piss on sami

i like the modern brock booking where he's just like an actual god who's motives are esoteric and confusing and comes around to test people by beating the shit out of them

/pw/ needs an enema

kinda love that brock just kills people for no specific reason
hope this isn't explained like the cody feud wasn't

a bit underwhelming, no?

>it's another episode of sometimes the title matches are no dq or sometimes they are dq
>it just depends-uh on the story-uh

>arrives
>kills everyone
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
gotta love the beast

>>18749865
This nigga is BIG MAD

>Thinking a Silverback Gorilla should have motives for the things it does
Brock is a wild animal. He just roams around

I’d purposely get rabies to see Brock vs Buddy.

>>18749862
Thats what he did in the cody feud and it was based. Now they need to make a homoerotic video package
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiqFcU1M65U

>>18749889
Brock has that otherworldy aura about him since 2012

>>18749902
Fiendish

>>18749899
Dude's in the best shape he's seen in over 2 decades

i need to see brock vs mr chase

Based beast
And people hated his title run kek

>What a bunch of Kenny Omega tranny fans

>>18749898
Genuinely wtf are you on about?

>>18749889
He is the Akuma of WWE

1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8

BROCK LMAO

BITCH

>brock lesnar had to say "wrestlepalooza"

Kek

Please let's not forget Brock assaulted Janel
#Ibelieveher

>getting Brock to say "wrestlepalooza"
Lmao

Wrestlepalooza looking good

my only gripe is that they used fireworks for brock's entrance, they shouldn't use them when it's an interference

booking WWE weekly TV has to be so easy, 53 minutes down and this is all they've had to book the entire time.

based promo

ok that was funny

>>18749937
i am so excited for the iyo promo hyping her match

LMFAO

>the man becko lynch
yuck

>>18749935
You know they told him to say that and he was like, "what the fuck is it called?".

Brock having to say Wrestlepalooza is hilarious.

WHO IS GOING TO WIN
BROCK THE BEAST LESNAR
OR
JOHN BITCH CENA

>becko in cargo pants
Avril Lavigne vibes and making my peepee hard

Brock is even ripping off Okada's bitch gimmick now

melikey black

>>18749935
how is wrestlepalooza more silly than wrestlemania or all the other silly PLE names

SOME DINGS ARE NEVER TRULY DONG...

>>18749889
Him beating the streak made him

mixed poo

THE DIMELESS BECKY GILMORE

>>18749889
Its extremely based. And he always gets his hat back too

>>18749936
beautiful white woman will you marry I invite you to india

aleister black might be the worst AEW acquisition in 2025. worse than rusev for sure.

brock lesnar is the undeniable fact that twitter isn't a real place

>>18749912
Brock is just aura personified. The less he does the more golden it is. All he has to do is one move or say one line. Everything he does turns into an instant classic and the less he does the better.

This aewtistic nigga in here seething is the best part of the show so far. No cap.

Imagine the seethe when this is the AJ Lee they get tonight.

>>18749936
This person doesn't exist.com

>poop break intermission to let people calm down from brock and cena

Smart

>>18749963
brock vs okada now that would be a match
who can be the bigger laziest faggot and put in less effort

so who are cena's final 3 opponents?
>crown jewel
>survivor series (wargames?)
>retirement match

>>18749975
Tony buck broke him

Based pop for Priest. Thank you Chicago

>>18749976
Internet needs to go back to 2006 AND NEVER go to 2007 and onwards

ALL RISE FOR THE PISS BREAK

THIS MAN IS NOT REMOTELY GOOD
THIS MAN IS NOT REMOTELY OVER
HE DRAGS THE RATINGS THROUH THE MUD
CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING GAY POSER

KEK

>>18749975
I like Aleister Black

ALL RISE FOR THE SNACK BAR

Damien Pee

didnt melo dont miz lost last week? why they are getting another title shot

>>18749977
The thing is that it's exactly who he is as a person as well. He's one of those individuals who are just wired different. You don't question why the lion chases after the gazelle and the same goes for Brock.

PRIEST BLACKED

>>18749986
Retirement is gonna be 100% Cawdy

If this Chicago crowd don't sing his theme, Black is done

>>18749975
rusev has been pretty based if we're being honest

I thought blister was feuding with r truth

ALL GUYS FOR THE CRACKWHORE

Why is Priest still using his JD entrance?

lol they cut the match

I'm watching wrestlepalooza ple on Netflix.

>Netflix having to advertise ESPN
yikes

>>18749975
That has to be Ricky Saints or Bloke Monroe both have been anti dimes so far

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

Crazy how Priest lost his aura after leaving JD

>>18749975
Black is dimes

I wish Wade was here to call the Tiger Knee

>ANOTHER ad break
Fucking yanks

100% sure Truth will come to rescue Razor Priest

no joe tess tonight. sad. probably slanging his giant hog somewhere else tonight. guess I'll check back next week

>>18749986
he will 100% be in a wargames match

Jordan Peele might be the worst director ever

>>18749986
Retirement will be Oba Femi.

>>18750019
>Not enjoying this British slag

So.... no explanation as to what happened with the US title match between Cena and Sami?
What the fuck happened to wrestling?

swear to god we had a minute between ad breaks, what the hell?

see you after I take a shit, /pw/

>>18750026
Careful, Nigel. You'll be arrested.

The ads on USA somehow got worse

>>18750032
not into bogged blonde bimbos sorry mate i prefer petite latinas

>>18750036
CONSUME

>>18750038
what do you think he smells like?

football is on you know

>>18750013
Its not though. It's a ripoff of the JD entrance

>>18750035
DQ. How long you been watching?

If you hate ads, you are not American

>>18750046
what do you think sami smells like?

>>18750047
Fuck the chiefs.

>>18750043
Same but, I only like Asians.

Just got 66 runecrafting, lads

Jordan Peele made a whole movie about Carmelo Hayes backstory?

These Chicagoans are fucking disgusting, all downies, fat, brown, ugly, just gross

>>18750054
Ur ma

>>18750038
>I'll be meeting you at the Premium Live Event called Wrestlepalooza, my unpleasant colleague :D

>>18750043
I can respect it

ALL LAY FOR THE COUNTFALL

Priest’s selling is so goofy lmao I love it

>>18750049
Brock took the ref out; who called DQ, when and or who?

Oh they're actually doing the match

>>18750069
>He tripped
hahahahahahahahaha

>>18750069
why'd he spin around

Not to be that guy but I don't see the point of having sami and cena kick out of everything only for a fuck finish

>>18750032
Episode?

>a very dangerous black
Jesus, Cole.

>>18749986
my hopium is that they'll give him AJ on his final raw. if not then at least miz or sheamus cmon.
the last 3 PPVs -
CJ - genuinely have no clue if he's not getting AJ and the brock match is done
SS - gunther if he's back in time, if not he might be on the face wargames team (that would be worse), idk maybe drew?
retirement match - cena said he wants to put over a young guy on the way out, it should be dom or oba femi

>>18750069
Are those clown shoes?

>>18750079
Not as good as Wes Lee who sells like Drake if he was a wrestler

>a very dangerous black
Lmao Cole..

>>18750087
They did it because it was Cena's last smackdown so he just wanted to pay homage to his boys

>a very dangerous black
heh

>>18750081
Fuck you Becky

>>18750052
Incredibly jewish statement.

I never understood how Black doesn't have abs at all

A VERY DANGEROUS BLACK

>for a very dangerous black

they're in chicago for sure

>>18750092
Heatwave 2025

My link keeps dying bros…those pajeets better fix their servers

>>18750080
How the fuck do I know, nigga? Damn.

>>18750105
And you're brown

>>18750097
Thats a hilariously accurate way to describe Wes Lee lmfao

Is Maika WWE ready?

I miss Aleisters friend.

>>18750128
Which one do you happen to be talking about?

>blacks are just blaming everyone for all of their problems
Cole, you're doing it on purpose now

>>18750118
we love our kardiac kid don't we folks

How many fucking commercial breaks in the first hour?

>>18750106
Genetics, I guess.

they will do the bit where they show a bunch of SUVs and it's not AJ Lee?

i miss when aleister wasn't in wwe

>>18750128
which one is that again?

>>18750126
for sure. we need the mikester in NXT. does she speak english at all?

you can hear a pin drop

Is anyone else having trouble looking at webms? At least in 4chan x? Getting "too many requests"

bring back buddy

>>18750132
>>18750146
A buddy of his. No seriously they’re like neighbors.

>>18750126
yes, but does she want to join the E-stacies?

>>18750126
ready for indie mandingo shows

>>18750136
consoom

>>18750150
you can hear a rat piss on cotton

>>18750112
thank you friend

>>18750135
We need a time machine so we can get Shawn Micheals (selling for Hogan) vs Wes Lee

I like Black's fight style

YOU ARE YOU ARE I AM I AM

Holy fuck this crowd sucks and I can't blame them

>>18750149
She's working on it

>>18750126
Ready for a diet. Look at that fucking gut. Would give piggy sty a fun for her money in the slop stakes

so whats the lore reason for becky being in chicago on smackdown

Just gonna say it
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18750136
As many as possible. More ads=more revenue for the network.
If you weren't completely retarded, you'd just use Netflix like the rest of us but, I guess you'd rather sperg itt about "Americans" so, good luck to you, pal.

>>18750117
I knew it.

>>18750169
It's based. I don't know why more people don't like him and his matches.

>>18750160
sir you must watch you mouth when you talking about my wife

>>18750126
>>18750160

We need some bangers after bangers like Aleister vs Sheamus or Priest vs Sheamus

>A dangerous black
Becareful cole

>>18750179
seth made her go to slap cm phil around some more in his hometown

>>18750189
I mean it's WWE, you can't get over with just ring skills, that's why he was popular in NXT but went nowhere in the main roster

>>18750199
Buddy would be a good choice and I’m not working you.

The next war will be with ads and the rest of the world already lost cuz they aren't conditioned for it.

>>18750179
to keep annoying him since they know he'll be in chicago

A tightrope crossbody is pretty cool

>>18750196
Her cunt must smell nice. I hope she's hairy as an ape.

>>18750207
But his character is cool too

>>18750207
Maybe it's just the modern fans but his persona and promo style is reminiscent of Jake "The Snake" Roberts which is enough to get him over with me.

This is the best they had for Chicago?

I AM THE TABLE

DAMIEN KWAB

weird ending for sure

Good. Fuck Priest.

damien priest lost

>>18750196
Send her to nxt now!

damian queef back to jobbing

Someone said this a long time ago here and I'll forever agree and repost it:
"Damian Priest is based as he makes fat smelly marks seethe"

ALL RISE!

That’s what happens without the Rhea rub.

BASED
Now for other rivals, please

NO DIMES ARE TRULY EVER DRAWN

goddamn ryan tran

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

Why did the ref not disqualify him?

NO DING IS TRULY EVER DONG

>Jumps Priest before the match
>Still has to cheat to win
kek

wild he was allowed to touch a ref that much and so clearly use a ref twice in a row with no DQ.

>>18750189
he is annoying and cringe, i don't mind his matches but as a wrestler there's nothing to grab onto there that makes me want to root for him

*GONG*

>>18750253
Thats my goat

Worlds collide looks stacked

>lola and mr iguana vs finn and rox
this is the match

i would go to a world's collide show if they did them outside of the southwest ever

>Michin
HOW IS SHE STILL AROUND

Worlds Collide looks KINO asf

Luchakino next week

Dimeless' Collide

Need another Omos appearance at Worlds Collide

HHH will put Aleister Black in the main event scene at some point, probably next year, and it will absolutely bleed ratings

what the

>>18750279
Cuz her head game goes dummy. She had me convulsing

goooning to lola

the michin experiment continues to confuse and befuddle viewers around the globe

>>18750272
>>18750277
>>18750280
>>18750281
bots right on cue

>>18750189
Charisma vacuum + generic atheist teenager gimmick.

>>18750276
>Lola grinds her ass on Mr.Iguana's face to power him up

Oh brother.

>>18750289
is this true?

>>18750279
Cuz she's Sexy.

>>18750287
michin? no its herchin

>>18750286
>>18750287
LA CREATURA CHINA

>>18750286
>>18750287
The Creature of America

>>18750311
No she isn't.

>>18750303
schizo in denial

>>18750308
yes. she knows how to use those lips

>>18750303
Just honest fans of AAA surrealism

zelina dakota and lyra had some outstanding performances in the category earlier this year, but giulia vs michin is likely to be a potential candidate for quietest match of the year. we'll see if they can outdo the other ladies.

>>18750324
Is to me. Sorry, faggot.

>worlds collide
>in las vegas
>on mexican independence weekend
>the night before canelo fight (also in vegas)

what if they bring up tony d and attach him to kiana/giulia

>>18750334
Giulia feels like someone Chicago would get behind, but I guess we will see.

WHATS UP DANGER

>>18750348
this would work if it was just tony and giulia but kiana fits in weird here

boxing is deader than wrestling and that's saying something

I DONT CARE ABOUT BOXXING STOP ADVERTISING THIS

>>18750334
I'm expecting people chanting for AJ already

>>18750348
then they should bring up ethan page and attach him to chelsea and the secret hervice

>>18750348
i'd like to be attached to kiana/giulia if you catch my drift

>advertising boxing

fuck this gay shit

>>18750362
this will probably happen anyway

>>18750342
Why is /pw/ SUDDENLY happy about SHITSKIN ICE deported "wrestling"?

Isn't that a song from that one animated Spider-Man movie?

is that an irish mexican

>>18750362
HOLY (CANADIAN) DIMES

>>18750369
>>>/pol/

Qrd on this Canelo guy?

nah boxing the actual fake sport

Is this a commercial? What's the joke?

wasn't drew feuding with the codester? why is he with orton now

>>18750336
Get a grip of yourself, simp.

>>18750379
Every time someone says this I ask for proof of fixing. No replies.

Brought to you by twisted tea™

>>18750373
Whitest mexican I've ever seen

>>18750375
LOONIES (equivalent of a US dime)

Boxing haters are cringe as fuck. Sure it’s not a popular as MMA//UFC but it’s still the best most soulful combat sport. I dont even know how you can like WWE and UFC and NOT like boxing. Its odd

>>18750383
Cody is "injured"

Randy is sponsored by some different alcohol every week I guess.

Wild commercial for twisted iced tea

>>18750386
I grip myself to Michin matches all the time, faggot.

>drew R mcintyre
what's the R stand for?

>>18750286
>>18750287
holy muttola

So is nobody gonna mention that the PPV gimmicks are getting disgustingly bad?

I get people love Eee-Cee-Dub but bringing back their worst named, very clearly a “””legally distinct””” mockbuster of Wrestlemania is cringeworthy.

It’s fucking embarrassing, of any name they could bring back they chose that?? They have Armageddon, fully loaded, cyber Sunday/Taboo Tuesday, bragging rights, etc in the backlog but wrestlepalooza was the best option available???

ID GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO BRING BACK ARMAGEDDON

>>18750404
>what's the R stand for?
really pale

>>18750376
Fuck off faggot.

>>18750383
Cody is in Hollywood filming Street Fighter

>>18750395
this is gonna go crazy

>>18750395
they're so hot

>>18750387
Google it?

>>18750396
I don't like faggot ass UFC either you fucking dork.

>>18750387
Tyson vs Paul

>>18750396
because so many of the top of the card boxing talents typically have boring matches. same could be said of MMA as well

why the FUCK is jade the #1 contender AGAIN
she DIDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING

kek Drew vs Orton got moved to Friday instead of Wrestlesloplooza

>>18750387
Any of the Paul brothers fights

>>18750412
yeah we get it you're sooo edgy please go back >>>/pol/

What does the R in Drew R McIntyre stand for?

Tiffy is losing her thickness like Rhea. Who is to blame for this?

Need my mouth on those rock hard fake tits bros...

>>18750429
it's because drew vs cody is happening there

>>18750427
Gaytch is desperate to make Jade work

>>18750427
a storm is coming

fuck tiffy time is stiffy time what hot bimbo slut

More Pissdown kino next week

what are we eating tonight bros?

bro they've done nothing for like ten minutes but advertise different things and run down matches lol.

>>18750422
You’re a fucking pro-wrestling fan. Having the audacity to call anyone a dork is fucking insane LOL

Amazon position with Jade.

>up her eye of the storm
Based brown eye

jade is like rhea but worse at everything

>>18750437
Which ones, anon. There are so many.

Sad, giulia still has the ugly braids

"Jade says she would've won if you didn't legally cut the count"

>>18750456
>>18750456

>>18750427
You WILL like the dimeless charisma vacuum black, you RACIST!

Jades asshole is called the eye of the storm?

Oh you mean they're finally gonna give us more Tiffy Time than just backstage segments?

So Jax costing Jade the match confirmed