Thread 18750547

Paul lost another one

>>18750547 (OP)
>AEW has signed Literally Who
>Literally Who will be playing the role of El Clon, the rivial of Hologram giving Hologram his first major feud
hahahahahahah ahahahaha hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa ahahahaahahahaahahahahah haaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahahaha

>>18750547 (OP)
That'll put butts in seats

>>18750547 (OP)
I don't get why WWE hires luchas anyway. They never work out there, Rey was a fluke. Pentagon may come close but I doubt it based on their track record

>>18750547 (OP)
So he's the Hologram clone?

>>18750547 (OP)
Remember back when AEW debuts used to be exciting, big names?

Is this going to be AEW’s version of Glacier and Mortis

>>18750547 (OP)
Good for him.

Who?

>>18750547 (OP)
Oh boy, I'm sure Arez El Clon will be a gamechanger that will draw fans

>>18750547 (OP)
>who will be playing the role of
jesus christ

>>18750547 (OP)
why does TK keeping signing people? make a mainstream star out of MJF first. Darby. Anna Jay.

>>18750547 (OP)
kek see using WWE for leverage actually does work. The vice versa would not be the same.

>>18750547 (OP)
Another free agent war victory for AEW. Ezpz.
Pauletty wanted him. You just know he wanted him and he wanted him desperately!!
But Big Tone cucked him, hahahahahaha!!!!

>>18750629
>I don't get why WWE hires luchas anyway. They never work out there, Rey was a fluke. Pentagon may come close but I doubt it based on their track record
Vince always wanted BIG SWEATY MEN (reason why Mysterio & Eddie had to roid up) and even if HHH didn't share his tastes to the same extent he still thinks are being beneath WWEas as a company and at best NXT-tier fodder. Meanwhile look at how they featured in WCW that got over with fans which is why Rey could come off credible when he debuted (admitted the commentary by Mike Tenay building them up probably contributed a significant amount). AEW's comparative emphasis on aggressive ring spot work and many-man matches is more conducive to lucha libre and I hope they can leverage their partnership with CMLL.

>>18750832
>why does TK keeping signing people? make a mainstream star out of MJF first. Darby. Anna Jay.
Because WWE is like the sprawling octopus in those old timey Standard Oil political cartoons that will buy up everything around them if they don't.

>>18751203
That doesn't explain why Tony hasn't made mainstream stars out of MJF, Darby, or Anna Jay.

>>18751149
I was more wondering why WWE even keeps trying. Like yeah I get having one or two to spice up the jobbers, but not even trying to consolewar, the vast majority of luchas just don't fit in WWE. A lot don't speak English and are massive carnies. Like I said Penta is probably the closest fit they've had since Rey or Eddie, but so many of them just flop hard. I shoot forgot Dragon Lee was signed there a couple months ago until I googled it wondering if he retired or something. AEW sure it makes sense Tony wants them for what AEW is. I just don't get why they keep bothering with so many.

Who's hologram or that fucker? Should I Google him?
Also we already know drainmaker is Tony.

>>187505478
damn tone is signing the big guns from *checks notes* MLW. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

>>18750547 (OP)
who the fuck is the hologram?

why they have to hire someone for hologram's first feud instead of using a talent they already have?

>>18750547 (OP)
>they totally wanted this guy trust me. This is such a victory for WWE

>>18750547 (OP)
if anyone actually wanted this dude he wouldn't have been in MLW

>>18750547 (OP)
Lower midcarders using the "uh just got a call from Paul, can you do better Tony?" is the best wrestling grift of all time

>>18751203
So what? Use what you have instead of being a bottomless money and talent pit
They have people with talent in AEW already, fucking use them

>>18750547 (OP)
El Clon? Hologram?
BWAHAHAHAHA