Thread 18750968

SMACKDAHN GAMETHREAD #69

Phil time

sports team bad

MUSSOLINI

i love when the crowd sings the songs sorry bros

isnt seth a bears fan

We do love chez here

LIGHT IT UP

cm cuck

THE BALLS SUCK

>>18751001
Yeah, that's why she didn't mention them

look in my eyes
what do ya see
the luggage lad of a j leee

COBY WHITE BTFO

I’m going to flip out if she doesn’t return

i hope aj lee doesn't show up kek

>>18751010
HHH Jab

>>18751004
>Punk fans are cuck enthusiasts
Lol

MYA LESNAR UNDER THE RING GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY

kek this irish lass is having a melty

AJ slaps seth?

Massively above average poo

this shit is so boring

Reminder that the wall went over AJ Lee BIGLY.

I think AJ lee is still blacklisted

LOOK IN MY ASS

HERE COMES AJ STYLES

>>18751026
kek

>>18751019
I’d poo my pants if it was Rhea Ripley instead

>>18750972
She really said this?

>>18751004
this is awe-some

>>18751034
best use of him in years

Bailey soon...

Hi!

I hope they swerve and Blake premieres instead of AJ
Please meme this into reality

>>18751047
Imagine the seethe

fuck cm punk, fuck aj lee and FUCK CHICAGO

Why is Seff just standing in the crowd while CM Punk is in the ring with his wife?
This makes no sense.

>>18751023
Im not a punk fan or a seth fan or a becky fan. seth is just a cuck

So he's just gonna stand up there and let his wife fight his battles? Cuck

what if it's AJ styles

It’s gonna be Rhea kek.

Imagine if he started wailing all over her face

>>18751056
Hes a pussy

>>18751048
Hi Seth!

Chicago is fucking gross bros

>>18751059
In a crop top and booty shorts?

THIS IS MY BRUTALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

please go away Punk

>>18751047
kek

>>18751057
Sure thing, cucky.

Keeps calling Seth a coward but Punk is the one who went down to the ring when he could’ve just stood in the crowd too

>>18751048
WE LOVE YOU SEFF

I EAT SLEEP BLEED THE DEMONS IN YOUR DREAMS

>>18751066
i saw a picture of this on twitter today

>>18751076
>laughing at cucks makes you a cuck
hurrr durrr

She's not coming out

>>18751048
lol

>>18751085
Bailey?

LIKE AJ LEE AND MUSSOLINI

>>18751048
Seff is cool!

PHIL GOT SHOOTERS

OH SHIT IT'S CHEZ

I’m hoping Rhea Ripley comes out instead. She’ll cry on twitter about it if the crowd boos her

is that really Punk's sister

ITS RONDA ROUSEY

kek its rhea

kek becko

DO IT PHIL

>Were in Chicago, you don’t think I got shooters?
PHIL GONNA CALL KING VON

>male vs female wrestling is banned now
wwe has gone woke

>>18751085
good

They know what they're fucking doing and they're not going to deliver on it

It’s not Rhea because she was still in Orlando making Buddy videotape her sweaty back.

Why doesn't she kick him in the balls?

Philp doesn't believe in equal rights?

LETS LIGHT IT UP

IT'S MOKA

>>18751084
Cucky getting mad?

YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CANT TOUCH

OK Becky is Based with a capital B

IT'S MAYU

Phil getting kwabbed

NIGGAS GOT SHOOTERS!

no pop for aj

Imagine if Bayley actually comes out LMAO

IT'S LARRY

ITS PAIGE

HERE COMES THE MONEY

phil would never put his hands on a lady but he would bully daphne to death

LET'S LIGHT IT UP

Oh she actually showed up

Phil got shooters from Oblock

MEGA POP

THERE HE IS!

THE LITTLE INDIAN BOY IS HERE!!!

LET'S LIGHT IT UP
LETS MAKE TONY KWAB RAN AWAY

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GONG

Cute INDIAN BOY

we need paige back

THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER

jesus christ AJ is fucking WALLEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Holy fuck she's still hot

HOLY WOULD

She looks pretty fine

Someone tell Punk that wrestling is fake and he won’t actually be hitting a woman

SHE LOOKS THE SAME.

Becky got more hits in on Punk than Jungle Jack ever could

Kek fuck chicago

LET'S SLUT IT UP

So predictable...

fucking gigapop

She got old

Is that bitch vegan?

As a feminist I'm glad we live in a time where girls get gigapops too

Was there ever any bad blood between AJ Lee and WWE?

This Indian boy works me into a shoot goddamn.

TIGHT LITTLE INDIAN BOY

>>18750968 (OP)
Oh no she looks old

GIGA POO

we live in the crazy timeline where Punk and AJ came back

MEMELTZER IS COOMING HE WAS A BIG AJ LEE GOONER

Butt got smaller but the abs are still there.

She looks so bad bros... The wall spares no one

Why is Becky scared

why is Becky scared of someone who hasn’t wrestled in like 15 years

How do you fumble that pop so bad

punk still isnt getting laid tonight KWAB

They really did bring her ass out on a random Smackdown when they could've killed AEW by having her return during All Out

>>18751169
just between her and steph

Punk looks so happy, this is wholesome.

bros it feels like 2014 again

>>18751168
> As a feminist
Go back

IS THIS THE POWER OF NON WHITE GENES?

>>18751152
Tell that to the dumbass sponsors.

Pinoy boy lovers eating good tonight

OMG IT'S GRANDMA

the wall......with another clean victory.....

I'm cringing here

>>18751174
She looks pretty good, and you know it

>>18751188
holy smokes those thighs are amazing

why is Becky Lynch scared of her?

how funny that CM Punk's wife is what kills AEW kek

>>18751102
King Von's a bitch and ain't gon do shit!

MEGA POOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18751168
>As a feminist I'm glad we live in a time where girls get gigapops too
aj already got pops back in the day. her whole character and appeal is being a slut lmao

Maybe phil can stay away from other women now.

>>18751189
That’s why you don’t have the book bro

Holy what?

Glad the IC belt is a prop for this

AEW sissies.....what now....

FUCK I RAN OUT OF SWEDISH FISH

She looks stupid without her long chucks

>>18751220
AJ Lee encourages it, she's a big cuckquean

HOLY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Can Seth stomp this bitch

>AJ without kaitlyn
LAME

we got AJ lee back before GTA6

why is this grandma in short shorts

>>18751217
kek based

>>18751199
punk is woke, he wouldn’t fight becky even if he could

THATS THE WALL BROTHER. HEY WALL WANTS SOME COME GET SOME THATS THE WALL BROTHER

Lol seth stumbling

Bimbo Paige as locker cum dump back when?

>NO KISS
NO KISS
>NO KISS
NO KISS
>NO KISS
NO KISS
>NO KISS
NO KISS
>NO KISS
NO KISS

Shame about the face, but Jesus Christ she still got it

Ok, this was awesome

So glad she's still wearing the denim shorts

why ppl like her so much kek

it's like the nikki bella pop x10

>>18751224
It's over

>missed the kiss
ONE JOB

She got out of gas with 2 moves...
Dude wtf

>no kiss

Why not? isn't that his wife?

>>18751189
They are in Chicago

>472k
>.011

>>18751253
sums up our current society

Lee fits another banger of an episode

somehow, despite all logic, seth ended up being the best thing about that segment
his surprised face when AJ first came out and the becky carry at the end

what a surprisingly kino wholesome ending. Remember to thank her father Lee Fitting for this

>>18751246
>AJ lee return
>paige return right after like taker vs hhh
Would have been dimes

You marked out, admit it

>>18751253
Is this why they had to release Dakota so they wouldn't have two?

awww what a loving couple, you can tell they love each other

>>18751247
NVM they kissed the camera just didnt show it

>>18751253
dakota kai bros................

>>18751269
Live. Sex. Celebration.

Seriously a fantastic return. It made me really happy to see her come out.

Now Phil won't get his PorNXT vacations

>>18751215
Pissed off wife as well as being a three time Divas/World champion.

SHE FORGOT TO HOLD UP HER BELT

>>18751267
Agreed fellow seffgawd

Kane better come back to finish the angle

STILL
FUCKING
WOULD

>>18751271
Not really. I was like "oh that's her, damn that face is old"

>>18751269
jay lethal hit it first

>>18751269
Punk probably blew a hamstring catching her kwab

TBLee

>>18751253
Why wouldn't that be a thing?

>>18751287
never call me that again

AJ Lee is truly imagine tier

AJ shoot mogs every woman on the roster

Love AJ Lee
Simple as

>>18751269
holy fucking YUM

shitdown is so dimeless they have to use RAW wrestlers for the show

holy fuck just blow up shitdown

How come I hear "slut it up" when her music plays?

>>18751310
mo

Maybe I'm a virgin that hasn't got a clue but why not get a kiss pop? It's easy

>>18751189
Bro no one gives a shit about AEW lmao

>>18751306
Ok, Seffchad.

rainmaker fucking blows bring back resident alien

>>18751269
i would eat philip's cum out of that

Light directional status?

>>18751323
I think they did but the cam missed it

>just chanting 'AJ Lee'
They couldn't think of anything else?

>>18751323
cameras missed it lol

>becky was cowering in fear at a small Indian child

Becky just lost all credibility there lol

>>18751329
How did resident alien end? Is he a permanent resident of earth despite being an alien?

>>18751323
They cut away from it.

>>18751329
Resident Alien was kino

She looks surprisingly well for a woman who's almost 40 and has latina genes

>>18751260
They'd have set the arena on fire and be even more viral. Win-Win.

>>18751347
good
fuck Becky

>2 weeks of an angle that is basically "I can't hit a woman" when in the attitude era he would have just piledrove her
Back in my day wrestling used to mean something

That was fun. Im a mark for husband and wife tag teams. Now to watch the chiefs get exposed

>>18751271
I shamelessly admit it even though her return so telegraphed.

Reminder she is troon supporter nutjob just like his husband

>>18751373
Gonna cry, chuddy?

>>18751341
the crowd wasn't that good overall, but they didn't plan the surprise well and ruined it too

>>18751373
didn't ask
SHE IS BACK

>>18751235
I miss prime kaitlyn

>>18751373
Take your meds Grandpa

>>18751369
Its the cm punk character, not a company wide thing. Randy rko’s nia all the time

>>18751353
Yes. Trump let him stay.

>>18751389
Becky attacking Punk and her coming out should have been all one segment

>>18751373
>supports troons
>pushes them closer to suicide by cratering AEW's ratings and attendance even further
livin' the BPD gimmick

they demoted roxanne to wrestling school
so she wouldn’t mog aj

>>18751373
who cares

>>18751394
during intersex tag matches if a women is tagged in the other women has to come in....it is a company wide thing anon.

I’d kill to see Buddy’s wife vs Punks wife. In pudding.

>>18751387
>>18751393
>Video is about how trannies are mentally ill and suicidal
>"NO THATS U"
Kill yourself freak lmao

seth's dog vs punk's dog next week

>>18751373
what's the difference between bipolar and borderline personalit disorder are the the name i mean same BPD letters right?

>>18751440
Huh?! Ya cryin'?

>2 wrestling matches in a 2 hour show
That has to be a new record right?
Fucking ridiculous.

>>18751440
Rent free have sex touch grass etc. etc.

>>18751403
Anti hero

>>18751389
the crowd was good tonight. they didn't make noise for the shit segments and made noise for the good ones. better than crowds where they're just making constant noise to pop themselves (looking at you europe).

>>18751422
Outside if the matches i mean

>>18751469
>cena/sami
>priest/black
>womeme
get owned bitch

>>18751469
Weekly shows should be about advancing storylines not boring everyone to death with 20 minute bangers

>>18751469
i got to watch my ghoulia so it was a good night for

>>18751469
The only thing that could have made this show better would be cutting the Ceba/Sami/Brock segment by 15 minutes and having another match

The return of a woman filled up a gamethread within 25 minutes
Holy simp, although it was a fun return

>>18751525
yeah but sami needed to kick out of 3 other wrestlers finisher for no reason

>>18751271
Would've been better if she came back during WP. Guess they want her to go back and forth with Becky on the mic first.

>>18751389
They wanted the buzz and they got it. Crowd was celebrating her return all week so it wasn't as big as a surprise pop would've been, but it was still a big pop. They did well imo, kek I can't believe I watched Smackdown for the first time in months for a womeme

>>18751501
I'm obviously not gonna count a w*mans match like it's a real thing, retard.

>>18751373
The chuds lost, are losing and will continue to lose. Sorry not sorry

>>18751558
it was the best match of the night tho anon...

>>18751373
>trevorproject

I fucking cried laughing when Punk said he’s got shooters cause they’re in Chicago lmao

>Ayo Seth heard you and ya cunt ass ugly fucking bitch been talking shit about Chicago’s Second City Saint, the best in the world CM Punk. We don’t play about the big homie nigga. We sending you and ya bitch to the morgue nigga

>>18751491
Soccer supporter culture broke them unfortunately. Like they do it to pop themselves because how else are they gonna enjoy watching their divegrass team constantly passing backward.

>>18751588
Jeff hardy would have more respect than punk in the middle of south side chicago

uhm how is AJ in better shape than nearly everyone in the womens division and she doesnt even do this for a living???????

>>18751578
needs to hit the gym

>>18751588
on foenem skreets say CM punk bangin wit dem GDs nem hoover niggas on foenem dem niggas finna drill on dem irish niggas #slide4von

>>18751607
What I want to know is how her and Becky are fit as womeme when their fit hot husbands are fat and weak as shit in comparison. AJ hasn't been on TV and she's been keeping up and punk just giving zero fucks

All time classic episode of SD

>>18751597
>enjoy watching their divegrass team constantly passing backward.
Is that what they do in the MLS or are you basing your opinions on that gag from the simpsons 25 years ago? Games between the very best teams in Europe are like basketball on steroids most of the time you gay sod.

why the fuck does Becky have the jannetty championship for this kek they should've just put the world strap on her

>>18751521
Is that Roman reigns and Roman reigns?

>>18751588
https://youtu.be/RPnQbKgotOw?si=R6RTQxvJ5_MDtfVO

phil got them O block niggas rolling with hin

>>18751685
because that disrupts the story featuring the actual top women in the company and then the question of what to do with the IC comes up and eventually how will becky drop the WWC... it's easier to just have her keep the IC, that's where they're putting all the walled hags coming back for a payday and washed horsehags no one wants to see anymore.

>>18751685
Because if they did that you'd be bitching about someone coming in after ten years and stealing the spotlight from someone else

>>18751659
They probably have eating disorders and eat paper

>>18751737
Do those "actual top women in the company" main event shows that were built around them and get reactions like this? Didn't think so.

>>18751768
>main event shows that were built around them and get reactions like this?
uh yes

>>18751665
Honestly yeah. The whole thing was great

>>18751794
>gook vs HHHs pet tranny at the consolation ple

>>18751768
Most of the men don't get pops as loud as the ones for Rhea.

>>18751685
Probably because AJ coming back is huge in and of itself. So it doesn’t need the top belt. AJ could actually make the women’s IC belt huge so when she drops it it’ll mean something

This is what most of the US looks like now.

>>18751817
Performative misogyny is really tiresome. You can't pretend that the Evolution main event was anything other than spectacular if you're actually a wrestling fan.

>>18751817
>consolation ple
it's literally a show that was built around them, what else do you want

>>18751957
>Performative
>Actually watches women's wrestling
Reddit and Twitter are that way, my transgender friend

>>18751957
Stop arguing with retards

>>18751992
Stop arguing with retards

>>18751957
Bro, /pw/ doesn't even bother to PRETEND to be wrestling fans.

>>18751957
You’re a faggot and that match was shit lmao

>>18751957
>You can't pretend that the Evolution main event was anything other than spectacular if you're actually a wrestling fan
Not very spectacular if nobody watched it

>>18752044
>>You can't pretend that the Evolution main event was anything other than spectacular if you're actually a wrestling fan
>Not very spectacular if nobody watched it
Actually "people" DID watch it

Seems like everyone forgot about riho