Thread 18753364

Asuka is Mean Edition

(Asuka is being a psychotic B-word to everyone who talks to Iyo. Kairi is stuck in the middle while Asuka becomes more and more controlling as her menopause turns her into a raging lunatic. Thank God that Kairi is CUTE and SEXO so she'll always have the Krew to fall back on for support! We wait patiently for the moment 'ri snaps and beats thr shit out of Asuka on Monday Night 'ri!)

Previous: >>18688530

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18753364 (OP)
Kairi is cute

>>18753364 (OP)
NEW KAIRI THREAD!

Kairi is very over with the african fans. I'm sure a visit to Congo, Senegal or Angola would make her very happy :)

>>18753397
Your mom's name is Kairi? That's pretty cool... I guess

Kawaiiri Sane

And extra bump before bed

>>18753630
'ri skrong

>>18753397
bumbash needs to book her in SGW they have some real talented ladies over there. kairi vs lipanda or zampi would go crazy.

>>18753364 (OP)
What an unfair assessment of Asuka. Do you know what foreigners are doing to Japan? Asuka is protecting her sisters from the evil of foreigners. Japanese people must isolate among each other. Foreigners only bring ruin to Japan and Asuka knows it

>>18753387
>mom says the pizza rolls are done

I miss you

>>18753874
I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU
HAUUAUUUGHHHH MISS YOU
I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18753759
Why was Asuka cool to hang with Bayley and Kota, but not Rhea? I think Asuka has become overly insular after her experience with hackers, porch pirates and stalkers. Her behavior reeks of insecurity and paranoia. Sad. But I don't appreciate Asuka dragging our hero Kairi-chan into the ill repute of heeldom.

>>18753831
>comin' in hot for her Yakiniku (Kairi's favorite food, if I remember correctly)

>>18753742
verily aesthetic warriors

>>18753630
>>18753631
NIPPON STRONG

>>18754210
is kairi peeing herself?

>>18754274
shorts dry

*angry distant voice*
KAIRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

>>18754299
oh shit cursed from beyond the archive kek

Kabuki just died

>>18754392
I felt it was reasonably clear that I was pointing this out in my post here >>18754319

>tfw i could have bumped /kabuki/ but decided to bump /kairi/ instead
sorry kabuki fellows... i hope asuka schizo doesn't get angry with me...

>>18754575
It's okay... some intrepid anon has taken it upon himself to put out a fresh new edition of /Kabuki/ for the eager masses. >>18754621

kek what a BIG HAIR shooter though

both /Kabuki/ and the IYO thread archived

>>18754575
>>18755044
You should have bumped all 3

>>18754392
lol based
>>18754575
also mega based, thank you for your service

>>18755044
the fucking hog is really going hog wild. also weird that /arrr/ is now the most active of the 3 threads

>>18755080
I think secretly he wanted to slide IYO
He was there and did nothing

>>18755104
>the fucking hog is really going hog wild
nah it was just everyone going nuts over AJ Lee's return

>>18755044
luckily /birb/ stayed

>>18755122
>luckily /birb/ stayed
Everyone knows hog necrobumps that empty cave when he starts sliding

>>18755117
nah it was the hog, see>>18755122
it's like when the hog tried to claim he wasn't sliding when hogan died, but his anti thread that was up for a week with fewer than 150 posts never got slid

>>18755162
/birb/ is also one of the slowest generals ever, even that random mayu schizo general was more active, literally no one likes lyra

>>18755174
the mayu generals are based thought. I assumed all the mayu threads were the same guy who makes the tamu threads

When /Kabuki/ was archived, I got in before their regular OP could show up and made a troll /Kabuki/ thread dunking on Asuka, and those crazy resilient bastards are just gonna roll with it kek.

>>18754319
Is this from the current riots? Is that a monkey on a desk throwing a hissy fit?

>>18755408
Don't disrespect Kairi's friends here! Also, who's rioting?

>>18755360
lmao, well Kairi is on topic for /kabuki/
>>18755427
they have been rioting basically nonstop in a bunch of leftoid cities over the election.

>>18755122
hate that stoopid /birb/ and her stoopid general...I should very much like to see that thread slid

>>18755600
It was 3am and threads were hitting page 10 in 30 minutes. How are Americhads supposed to keep our threads alive? It would be easy for a terminally online Irishman though.

Friend

>>18754727
>>18754802
Love big hair 'ri

baby white, power duo!

>>18755745
>>18756144
Love these hard /arrrr/ players

Spooky looking mf

>>18756330
Anime wrestling girls are best, I think.

>>18756341
>So I mar'ried an axe murderer
Would no cap fr fr marry that axe murderer though.

>>18755600
The fag who slides the threads talks to himself in there. Zero organic discussion goes on in there.

>>18756930
It's a silly place.

>>18756653
You're absolutely right lad
>>18757736
Kawaii af

>>18757759
Anime looking mf

>>18756975
Just like Camelot.

>>18757759
Very cute

>>18757736
Who's with Kairi

Sad 'ri

Insane el-bump

Kairi is the cutest

>>18758964
It is not for nothing that she is called Kawaiiri Sane

>>18759240
Very kawaii player

'ri's tushy

>>18759240
Anime lookin' mf

anime looking mf

>>18760222
What a charismatic cutie!

>>18758714
sad captain makes me sad

かいり is life
Wish me luck in my Japanese class lads

>>18760976
Best of luck anon. I think my limit is learning a few certain keywords and phrases. Those hieroglyphics they use are beyond my comprehension.

>>18760127
built for Taters

>>18758918
pinpoint

>>18761089
You can do it lad, the writing looks difficult sometimes but is all about practice, i follow a LOT of Japanese pages in insta (like Poi) and a lot of YouTube bloggers (girls of course) and that sure helps. Just yesterday i asked my せんせい how to write Hojo

>>18760222
>animu 'ri sees your quality get anon!

>>18761522
Tatum's cheeks looks SO soft i wish they were my pillow

>>18761089
I started self-learning Japanese in January and I'll say its just a matter of putting the time in. The current thing you're learning is always the hardest until you move on to the next thing and then that thing that seemed like it was impossible is basically trivial. Just keep going at it.

>>18760222
Love this goofy ass player btw
>>18761843
SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)

>>18761832
Funnily enough, 宝城カイリ would be one of the few oriental scratchings I would recognize just from repetitive usage.

>>18761895
>SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)
She's looking very sassy and anti-establishment

>>18761893
こにしわ lad
And for the other anon link related is the kind of video that helps me practice
https://youtu.be/d-MAt1DxjpU?si=5dU6zihPowOkLe2l
>>18761906
That's Kairi in Katana right? I don't do Kanji yet, you know what they mean?

I just stole this from the Mayu thread

>>18762139
Cute!

>>18762331
Got 'em

>>18762139
kek I posted that in the Mayu thread. Possibly the hottest pic of Mayu I've seen

>>18762355
C'mon lad we /arrrr/ a friendly bunch in here

>>18762372
Mayu is hot in a long-slim kind of way

>>18762511
oh long joshi

>>18762511
oh long joshi

>>18762511
based iyo wearing bootleg jordans

>>18762511
Anime looking mfs

>>18762467
Oh I was just having a bit of a laugh. What I wrote about Asuka was a way of building heat for her, which she kinda has coming in this situation from the perspective of a 'ritard. And it's not like I was the guy doing the sliding when they went down. For what it's worth I would have bumped /Kabuki/ and Iyo thread, but I just barely rescued us from p.10. I'm sure they know it's all in jest.