Thread 18753364

Asuka is Mean Edition

(Asuka is being a psychotic B-word to everyone who talks to Iyo. Kairi is stuck in the middle while Asuka becomes more and more controlling as her menopause turns her into a raging lunatic. Thank God that Kairi is CUTE and SEXO so she'll always have the Krew to fall back on for support! We wait patiently for the moment 'ri snaps and beats thr shit out of Asuka on Monday Night 'ri!)

Previous: >>18688530

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18753364 (OP)
Kairi is cute

>>18753364 (OP)
NEW KAIRI THREAD!

Kairi is very over with the african fans. I'm sure a visit to Congo, Senegal or Angola would make her very happy :)

>>18753397
Your mom's name is Kairi? That's pretty cool... I guess

Kawaiiri Sane

And extra bump before bed

>>18753630
'ri skrong

>>18753397
bumbash needs to book her in SGW they have some real talented ladies over there. kairi vs lipanda or zampi would go crazy.

>>18753364 (OP)
What an unfair assessment of Asuka. Do you know what foreigners are doing to Japan? Asuka is protecting her sisters from the evil of foreigners. Japanese people must isolate among each other. Foreigners only bring ruin to Japan and Asuka knows it

>>18753387
>mom says the pizza rolls are done

I miss you

>>18753874
I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU
HAUUAUUUGHHHH MISS YOU
I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18753759
Why was Asuka cool to hang with Bayley and Kota, but not Rhea? I think Asuka has become overly insular after her experience with hackers, porch pirates and stalkers. Her behavior reeks of insecurity and paranoia. Sad. But I don't appreciate Asuka dragging our hero Kairi-chan into the ill repute of heeldom.

>>18753831
>comin' in hot for her Yakiniku (Kairi's favorite food, if I remember correctly)

>>18753742
verily aesthetic warriors

>>18753630
>>18753631
NIPPON STRONG

>>18754210
is kairi peeing herself?

>>18754274
shorts dry

*angry distant voice*
KAIRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

>>18754299
oh shit cursed from beyond the archive kek

Kabuki just died

>>18754392
I felt it was reasonably clear that I was pointing this out in my post here >>18754319

>tfw i could have bumped /kabuki/ but decided to bump /kairi/ instead
sorry kabuki fellows... i hope asuka schizo doesn't get angry with me...

>>18754575
It's okay... some intrepid anon has taken it upon himself to put out a fresh new edition of /Kabuki/ for the eager masses. >>18754621

kek what a BIG HAIR shooter though

both /Kabuki/ and the IYO thread archived

>>18754575
>>18755044
You should have bumped all 3

>>18754392
lol based
>>18754575
also mega based, thank you for your service

>>18755044
the fucking hog is really going hog wild. also weird that /arrr/ is now the most active of the 3 threads

>>18755080
I think secretly he wanted to slide IYO
He was there and did nothing

>>18755104
>the fucking hog is really going hog wild
nah it was just everyone going nuts over AJ Lee's return

>>18755044
luckily /birb/ stayed

>>18755122
>luckily /birb/ stayed
Everyone knows hog necrobumps that empty cave when he starts sliding

>>18755117
nah it was the hog, see>>18755122
it's like when the hog tried to claim he wasn't sliding when hogan died, but his anti thread that was up for a week with fewer than 150 posts never got slid

>>18755162
/birb/ is also one of the slowest generals ever, even that random mayu schizo general was more active, literally no one likes lyra

>>18755174
the mayu generals are based thought. I assumed all the mayu threads were the same guy who makes the tamu threads

When /Kabuki/ was archived, I got in before their regular OP could show up and made a troll /Kabuki/ thread dunking on Asuka, and those crazy resilient bastards are just gonna roll with it kek.

>>18754319
Is this from the current riots? Is that a monkey on a desk throwing a hissy fit?

>>18755408
Don't disrespect Kairi's friends here! Also, who's rioting?

>>18755360
lmao, well Kairi is on topic for /kabuki/
>>18755427
they have been rioting basically nonstop in a bunch of leftoid cities over the election.

>>18755122
hate that stoopid /birb/ and her stoopid general...I should very much like to see that thread slid

>>18755600
It was 3am and threads were hitting page 10 in 30 minutes. How are Americhads supposed to keep our threads alive? It would be easy for a terminally online Irishman though.

Friend

>>18754727
>>18754802
Love big hair 'ri

baby white, power duo!

>>18755745
>>18756144
Love these hard /arrrr/ players

Spooky looking mf

>>18756330
Anime wrestling girls are best, I think.

>>18756341
>So I mar'ried an axe murderer
Would no cap fr fr marry that axe murderer though.

>>18755600
The fag who slides the threads talks to himself in there. Zero organic discussion goes on in there.

>>18756930
It's a silly place.

>>18756653
You're absolutely right lad
>>18757736
Kawaii af

>>18757759
Anime looking mf

>>18756975
Just like Camelot.

>>18757759
Very cute

>>18757736
Who's with Kairi

Sad 'ri

Insane el-bump

Kairi is the cutest

>>18758964
It is not for nothing that she is called Kawaiiri Sane

>>18759240
Very kawaii player

'ri's tushy

>>18759240
Anime lookin' mf

anime looking mf

>>18760222
What a charismatic cutie!

>>18758714
sad captain makes me sad

かいり is life
Wish me luck in my Japanese class lads

>>18760976
Best of luck anon. I think my limit is learning a few certain keywords and phrases. Those hieroglyphics they use are beyond my comprehension.

>>18760127
built for Taters

>>18758918
pinpoint

>>18761089
You can do it lad, the writing looks difficult sometimes but is all about practice, i follow a LOT of Japanese pages in insta (like Poi) and a lot of YouTube bloggers (girls of course) and that sure helps. Just yesterday i asked my せんせい how to write Hojo

>>18760222
>animu 'ri sees your quality get anon!

>>18761522
Tatum's cheeks looks SO soft i wish they were my pillow

>>18761089
I started self-learning Japanese in January and I'll say its just a matter of putting the time in. The current thing you're learning is always the hardest until you move on to the next thing and then that thing that seemed like it was impossible is basically trivial. Just keep going at it.

>>18760222
Love this goofy ass player btw
>>18761843
SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)

>>18761832
Funnily enough, 宝城カイリ would be one of the few oriental scratchings I would recognize just from repetitive usage.

>>18761895
>SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)
She's looking very sassy and anti-establishment

>>18761893
こにしわ lad
And for the other anon link related is the kind of video that helps me practice
https://youtu.be/d-MAt1DxjpU?si=5dU6zihPowOkLe2l
>>18761906
That's Kairi in Katana right? I don't do Kanji yet, you know what they mean?

I just stole this from the Mayu thread

>>18762139
Cute!

>>18762331
Got 'em

>>18762139
kek I posted that in the Mayu thread. Possibly the hottest pic of Mayu I've seen

>>18762355
C'mon lad we /arrrr/ a friendly bunch in here

>>18762372
Mayu is hot in a long-slim kind of way

>>18762511
oh long joshi

>>18762511
oh long joshi

>>18762511
based iyo wearing bootleg jordans

>>18762511
Anime looking mfs

>>18762467
Oh I was just having a bit of a laugh. What I wrote about Asuka was a way of building heat for her, which she kinda has coming in this situation from the perspective of a 'ritard. And it's not like I was the guy doing the sliding when they went down. For what it's worth I would have bumped /Kabuki/ and Iyo thread, but I just barely rescued us from p.10. I'm sure they know it's all in jest.

>>18762561
kek'd

sex

>>18763805
With kitty 'ri

shiiiit that was p.10 in 68min

>>18762511
like an udon noodle

Remember that time we all thought we were getting a new photobook? Well where is the photobook?

>>18764813
Nice 'rikini

>>18764589
Based anon saving /arrrr/

>>18764589
Hero saving us from the hogslide

>>18765699
Based cheese

>>18753364 (OP)
Luv Hojo. Simple as, really

>>18753759
Based

>>18754274
I sure hope so

>>18754478
*BRAAAAAAAAP*

>>18760127
spankable

>>18764813
I wonder if Kairi still keeps in touch with Chelsea?

>>18760222
so cute

>>18760976
Good luck, anon!

>>18765989
>kairi sane 55
I need to finish organizing my rare kairi's folder

>>18765699
If I can't have Kairi as my loving companion I wish to have a faithful pup like Cheese to cheer me up when I'm sad.

>>18766010
have fun with it

>>18753759
>What an unfair assessment of Asuka. Do you know what foreigners are doing to Japan? Asuka is protecting her sisters from the evil of foreigners. Japanese people must isolate among each other. Foreigners only bring ruin to Japan and Asuka knows it

>>18765997
ありがと lad

>>18766519
Kana has been seething bigly because she's ancient

Kairi should just shut up and do what Asuka tells her to do.

Another insane el-bump from 'ri

>>18767517
Asuka is going through menapause and has dementia so she is not able to think clearly. Kairi is right to question her. Kairi is also a genius so she knows better than grandma.

Is there any 'rikini video?

>>18756330
>>18756144
I wonder if they're happy PM Ishiba is stepping down?

>>18768240
I don't think Kairi cares since she lives in the US

>>18768240
kairi is american and can't vote
poi won't vote because any party she'd be interested in has been banned

>>18767517
Nah I think jacked 'ri could beat up Asuka nowadays. Work her knee & shit.

>>18768685
Why would they fight? They're friends.

>>18768730
For the moment. But Kairi won't put up with Asuka's bullying for much longer.

Kairi is too afraid of Asuka to do anything

>>18769267
Kairi doesn't afraid of anything - she's just too polite.

>>18769267
I love 'ri expressions

>>18769594
Very expressive player

>>18769594
kairi was a stage actress before becoming a wrestler so her being especially expressive makes a lot of sense you know

>>18769977
Our Captain is a very talented and multifaceted player

Love my Cap'n btw

>>18769977
Be neat to get some footage of Kairi's stage performances. If I remember correctly, she was ironically playing the role of a joshi in a stage show when she was scouted for Stardom.

>>18770426
Really wish 'ri would bust this outfit out one more time.

>>18769977
>Iyo is a gymnast
>Kairi is a stage actress

That's pretty cool

>>18770635
And Asuka was an Ice Skater plus like 10 more random things iirc

>>18770635
All the joshi's are multi-talented except for Maki Itoh who is literally a retard who flunked out of 4th grade.

>>18770765
maki and cora should link up

>>18770436
Yeaaaa love dis captain

>>18770635
>>18770750
And Giulia was a...very good restaurant employee.

>>18770946
Very talented

>>18770946
Damn, Giulia was absolutely stunning here... why does she insist on her dimeless ghetto look?

>>18770946
Doesn't that job literally requires the girls to whore themselves?

>>18771036
Not literally required. More like "enhanced chance of coercion".

Kairi should get a parrot so she can feud with the Iguana

>>18771240
Based, but I feel like Poi should feature in this pic

Kairi on page 2? No way man!

>>18770635
Kairi's list of talents:
Wrestling
Acting
Singing
Modelling
Sailing
Cooking
Fashion design
Comedy
Degree in Japanese literature
Driving & riding
Animal handling
Piracy

Missed anything?

I will quietly take over as Kairi husband and she will never know

>>18771631
because his dick don't work?

>>18771631
dick don't work eh?

Remember when Kairi was looking at Iyo's title trough her telescope?

>>18771873
>mfw looking at Iyo's butthole through a telescope

>>18771873
IYO has no title

>>18771873
>trough
Freudian

>>18772028
her title is 'genius of the sky'

>>18772055
Kairi is going to become the genius of the sky?

Love me glamour-chan

>>18772198
What? No. Maybe? I don't know. I hope so. But that's not what I was saying!

>>18771389
Cute
>>18771926
I prefer Tatum's buthole

>>18772230
Love this racist retard
Monday Night 'ri is here, have a good week lads i wish us many new 'ris

Show me your Rawface /arrrr/

>>18772295
based LET'S GO!!

>>18772934
>>18772207
Classy lady

>>18772934
Very schick

>>18773252
Very SLAY player

>>18771240
Kairi needs to give me the hook up so I can have vigorous, destroy the bedroom sex with Hiroyo.

iirc Asuka is a huge buddhist, how does she get along with Kairi (catholic/christian)?

>>18774141
I assume they don't talk about religion

Are you ready lads?

>>18774418
I'm fucking ready

>>18774616
So is 'ri

Is Kairi going to snap and fuck someone up tonight or do we have to wait for that?

>>18775330
I feel like we're due another Kairi shoot

>>18774418
Nobody is ready!

New Kairi pic from tonight’s Raw

>>18776487
Sad 'ri (still SEXOOOOO)

>>18776487
A rare shiny 'ri!

>>18776715
I need to catch it

I can't believe that bitch Nikki Bella openly assaulted Kairi like that, and after Kairi bravely jumped in front of her beloved nee-san to protect her, unprompted. Like a great true friend.
Horrible woman that Bella. I am glad Asuka beat her up and made her tap out. Vile witch faced woman

Kek i loved every second of 'ri acting tonight
Webm chad do your magic
>>18778233
Poor 'ri but i blame Asuka

Did Kairi look CUTE and SEXO tonight?

>>18778818
Of course lad, and her acting was hilarious but she's was mistreated again by Asuka

Why are all the replies so spaced out on here? You guys hover several threads at a time, or what?

>>18776487
>>18778333
>>18778894
Kairi was very animated at ringside all during the match. She was great

>>18779117
That's why i love our Captain
Also shiny new 'ri

>>18775143
anime looking mf

>>18778900
We're just a bunch of spaced-out dudes.
Can't speak for others here, but yes I hover over /arrrr/, Iyo thread & /kabuki/

what do you think the end goal with Kairi is for this storyline? the intercontinental championship at the least?

>>18779274
I hope so
Also poor 'ri caught literally in the middle

Love 'ri's smile
See ya tomorrow with more new' ri

>>18779128
Shiny 'ri kicked out of my masterball... wtf do I do now?

>>18779261
Same but add the Tam threads

>>18779466
And the occasional Poi thread when one pops up.

>>18779460
>Shiny 'ri deflects master ball back at 'ritard.
>'ritard gets captured
I could learn to live with this, as long as I was not sent to PC

>Golden ‘ri, she found my weakness
>Golden ‘ri, she'll do what she please

>>18778900
ye
>>18779500
based

>>18779637
She knows the 'ri pit content is lacking

>>18779637
I swear she outdoes herself in fashion every new Raw

>>18779637
Sucks how we haven't had an asian bond girl since Michelle Yeoh.

Will Yin Tala join the Kabukis?

>>18780193
Who dis? I tried to do my homework but google says she is oolong tea.

KAIRIIIIIIIIIII

>>18780218
The newest non joshi asian she is in Evolve

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die

>>18780283
She has a severe look about her. Like a masseuse who gives it to you medium when you ask for soft.

>>18779637
That gal is always CUTE & SEXOOOOOOO

>>18780258
no jump-scare plz

'ri 'jo though....
'ri 'jo

>>18779274
Kairi was on an uncannily great run until she pulled the Tonja Harding on Liv. Honestly, I'm just glad we're getting to see her every week.

>>18780636
Kawaii

>>18780770
Liv probably wanted to fuck off, it was obvious when she came back that her trips and time out put her out of wrestling shape.
Maybe she should had worried about wrestling instead of Onlyfans Orgies in japan

>>18780879
>Onlyfans Orgies in japan
gonna need to see some evidence to back up this wild accusation

>>18780911
check hers and her OF thot friend stories on instagram

princess

>>18781261
Of Kawaii

>>18779637
Ho-Ri pit!
Ho-Ri pit!
Ho-Ri pit!

officer 'ri 'riporting for duty

>>18781733
Oh officer 'ri and here I'm thinking she's a outlaw
Did you see my post in the new Mayu thread lad?

>>18781802
Yea and I left another primo officer 'ri there for ya. You can repost her here if you like :)

>>18781812
Based

Also put your hands up fuckers, officer 'ri just arrived

>>18779637
SEEEEXXXXXOOOOOOOO

>>18778233
Asuka used Kairi as a shield! Poor form!
'riEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're right though. I'm glad Asuka made Nikki tap for putting her hands on Kairi even though she was the reason Nikki put her hands on Kairi.

>>18781868
jej

Double SEXO

>>18753364 (OP)
OH NOOOOO!!!!! ASUKA IS A BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>hoggers slid /arrrr/ off page 1 again
KAIRIIIIIIIIIII

>>18782417
I hate that hog
>>18781868
>>18781733
based
>kneel on that drug addict's neck for 10 mins
'ri

>>18782441
Poi approves this

alright, which one of you 'ritards is this?
https://www.instagram.com/briansaid25/reel/DMzZpjtt9ZF/
https://www.instagram.com/briansaid25/reel/DNHYS3at3K2/

The Captain is in the Stardom is War video
https://youtu.be/i5TEZJiFDAg

when you see kairi bros on other boards
>>>/v/720234438

>>18782635
Was it YAJanon? It got murked

>>18782969
it was a mexican seething about the mexican president taxing vidya. we have a mexican 'ritard who uses similar language to seethe over the mexican president

>>18782998
Kek i think I'm that Mexican because i hate our fucking Jewish goblin president and her political party but I'm no gamer and mostly post on /tv/ and here, good to know that I'm not the only mexi 'ritard btw

Just 'riding to page 1

>>18782998
Not a taco 'ritard but I'm wondering why I got taxed when I pre-ordered Borderlands 4 but not for Ghost of Yotei.

Tatum is on tonight lads, i love her pale cheeks

>>18782504
absolute kino

'ri

>>18785417
I need sex with shiny 'ri

>>18784765
Taters is one of the few reasons I still watch NXT

>>18785417
memeable

>>18785417
BIG BOOT KAIRI

>>18785417
She needs to start throwing on some heels if she isn't finna bump

I shoot hope they stick AJ Lee in a match with Kairi so she can get injured. I'm already tired of CM Phil's reddit ass wife.

>>18786177
Based. And Larry too. Stoopid little dawg.

Naked 'ri before bed

>>18786355
She rubbed me the wrong way with her cringey promo. I hope Kairi gets a chance to protect the business.

>>18786369
Fans are going nuts over her return like it's Brock or something...I don't get it. Admittedly I wasn't following much 10 years ago...was she really that big back in the day? Sucks how a bunch of girls get released and they just bring back old has-beens instead of bumping up more NXT girls like Tatum and Lola. And they can't just be satisfied in a mentoring role like Natalya...they have to be in the spotlight and title scene.

Golden gal 'ri is a contender for my all-time favorite Kairi look. Fancy turning up to a Raw in Milwaukee dressed like it's Mania in Vegas. Fun fact: same outfit she wore to Mania in Vegas.

>>18782306
Very dazzling wrestler

>>18783518
mmmmmm same

Kairi & Roxie form a team called The Hot-Pockets. Cowardly tricksters who only win by cheating. They insult local sporting teams and pretend they are sick to get out of matches.
Yes/No?

>>18786908
Are they also barred from wearing any clothing or shoes as part of the gimmick as well?

How does she manage to not get pregnant when she hangs with Asuka all day?

>>18786955
I'll put you down as a maybe

>>18787262
Many generous anons have made donations towards this noble cause, we just haven't worked out how to get them to their intended destination yet.

>>18783982
maybe the country it came from
>>18785746
>>18784765
based

>>18787485
Taters with the win too!
As an antisocial man who collects action figures, Tatum makes me feel represented & validated. If she were to win herself a belt someday, I might even be inspired enough to become stunning & brave.

>>18786467
Oh is the same dress as backstage mania? Based noticing anon
>>18786654
Daaaamn 'rikini pussy is CUTE and SEXO

>>18787540
Based collector, what kind of figures lad, wrestlers?
I want to use Tatum's cheeks as my pillow

>>18787832
Got a few wrestlers, a lot of star wars & aliens...anime figures, ninja turtles. Shame there ain't no Tatum figure out yet. I think she'd like that.

>>18787746
kek

>>18787911
Very nice anon, love Alien too

>>18787983
Ayyyyy

>>18787983
'ri should be in the Alien Romulos sequel as a space pirate princess

I LOVE MY CAPTAIN

>>18787983
Nigger

>>18787819
Big Pussy KAIRI

I have made the grave mistake of searching for 'ris on X.
https://files.catbox.moe/fp15jg.mp4

>>18788940
is that fucking ilya draganov? why?

>>18788940
Kek

'ri

>>18789804
I was going to post this

>>18789804
Hojo

I just downloaded all the files that were posted in these threads since I last watched RAW but now I gotta deal with the faggot spammer shit

>>18789804
>'ri
>ho'
Rihooooo. Rihooooo!!

Kaiiiiiirrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii!

>>18785417
tall shoes

>>18788940
lawl pretty gud

>>18788983
based Ilya fan manifesting his return

>>18790267
oof sounds like a real minefield. Funnily enough the joshi threads have been pretty chill the few days

>>18790267
oof sounds like a real minefield. Funnily enough the joshi threads have been pretty chill the past few days

>>18788358
>>18788420
Ayyyylmao 'ri would shoot elbow xenomorphs into sizzling puddles

>>18792021
'ri is tough

>>18782306
>>18779637
>>18779372
>>18776487
Will we have a Golden 'ri as our next OP?

>>18792032
Yes Shiny 'ri is the next OP

Cheese

>>18792099
A Cheeseboard for dessert

I love ri

Saluting another successful edition of /arrrr/!

>>18792173
Calm down, Bossman.

I miss “I AM A REAL PIRATE” era of Kairi

>>18792185
Based

NEW THREAD
>>18792223
>>18792223