Thread 18754621

Unhinged Edition:

/Kabuki/ Klub was pinned 1,2,3. Things are looking grim for us and our idol Asuka as she once again spirals into madness. Asuka is Unfortunately proving herself to be a menopausal turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circle, causing friction with the more levelheaded Kairi and Iyo. Hopefully Kairi can escape this abusive relationship before she is dragged into the disrepute of associating with an uncouth thug like Asuka.

IYO will face Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship at Wrestlepalooza.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion and AAAW Tag Team Champion.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee (c) vs Suzu Suzuki for the IWGP Women's Championship. Stardom to the World, September 6th
>IYO SKY vs Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship. Wrestlepalooza, September 20th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM [Embed]
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E [Embed]
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI [Embed]

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>>18754621 (OP)
Kairi is cute!

>>18754621 (OP)
is this the thread?!

*angry distant voice*
KAIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

>>18754621 (OP)
These are some astute observations, anon. I also think Asuka is just jealous of Iyo taking the spotlight in her friendship with big dimes Rhea. And she's using poor Kairi as a scratching post for her referred aggression. Despicable behavior.

I don't think this is our usual OP........

welp, I guess this can be the thread, even with this OP deciding to take a shit on Asuka for no reason like a fag

also, Sareee defeated Suzu to successfully defend the IWGP title
https://x.com/wwr_stardom/status/1964270649217863727

>>18754951
He also deleted the latest KCTV ep from OP

>>18755070
didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Whatever. I'll just put it here then

KanaChan in the UK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tuy6SuukA

>>18755107
I hope that annoying AI voice translation thing she was using is gone for good.

>>18755373
I think youtube does it automatically, but surely there's a way for the uploader to disable it

>>18754621 (OP)
Are we seeing a return of Kaisar Kana?

>>18755594
afraid not

From outta nowhere Mio joins Asuka to form an isolationist, racist faction and molestings ensue, with Iyo and all other Gaijin loving race-traitors as the primary target. Would it work? Where does Kairi stand in a situation like this?

>>18754621 (OP)
>turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circle
this is based, though

>>18755360
>>18755360
>>18755360
This is a troll thread. Do not use.
Wait for our regular OP to show up and make new. Let this one die.

>>18756408
I'm the normal OP and don't care. No shit it's a "troll" thread. Kairifag takes this thread stuff way too seriously. Just post here like normal.

>>18756409
>>18756420
>>18756430
>>18756436
nice

>>18756454
just one more fatso to beat

>>18756450
Who are you to no-sell my antics? You are meant to be seething. REEEEEEEE.
My OP was somewhat true though. Face+heel teams never last. Kairi won't put up with Asuka's nonsense for much longer.

>>18756519
obviously the story is leading toward Kairi having to make a choice. I'd like for Giulia to get out of the US title vortex of death and back on Raw to team with Asuka against IYO and Kairi

>>18756560
That would actually be the dream scenario. The 4 of them need to duke it out amongst each other, win some belts, then maybe reform a new Japanese only Damage CTRL. Giulia really needs to be rescued from Michin oblivion.

>>18756594
at some point Alexa and Charlotte are going to lose the titles and feud, so Asuka/Giulia and IYO/Kairi can have to fight over along with the story to keep things interesting

WWE NXT uploaded the first Meiko vs Roxanne match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnvQpmLKg54

>>18756204
a lesbian rapist gimmick would be dimes

>WWE's Japan tour just a week before Marigold's PPV
hmm...

>>18756420
I'm surprised Sarree didn't get a hernia getting fat Suzu up and over on that.

>>18758402
we don't know she didn't

>>18754621 (OP)
It would appear her superiority has caused some consternation!!!

>>18759342
many such cases

>>18754621 (OP)
It would appear her superiority has caused some consternation!!!

>>18759404
Very many~!!
(Webm didn't attach 1st time, had to repost)

>>18754715
It has to be illegal to be this cute

>troll OP no-sold
Based

>>18759532
it was the only thing to do

there was a moment here bros...........

>>18759780
care to elaborate?

NEW KCTV
>A wavering heart like the French SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLbuv7Qhe0

>>18760476
Nothing happens...

>>18759532
>>18759688
Next time I'll hit you guys with a troll OP so savage that no-selling won't be an option

>>18759532
Kek he's so mad about it too. I saw him post about it in the other threads. He put in the effort to "troll" and it got no sold.

>>18759977
they were going to kiss (maybe)

>>18760852
You guys were totally selling it like a cut snake though until your regular OP showed up to unbunch your pantsu with his leadership.
>>18754660
>>18754942
>>18754951
>>18756408
I ran the entire gauntlet and was only defeated by the final boss. There is no shame in that.

Jerry Fish

>>18760476
>SKY
is this a message to Iyo

>>18761561
a warning, even

They should be in Fashion magazines

Pasta tummy
yumola

>>18761625
Also nudey magazines.
But the real classy ones.

>>18761816
>But the real classy ones.
with full bush

Important Reminder!

/Kabuki/ was archived, a situation which a scallywag from /arrrr/ opportunistically used to board and hijack your general. Truly a bold and stunning act of piracy! I understand some of you have decided to mutinously no-sell this coup d'état, but I can just as easily no-sell your wretched attempts at sandbagging your new and rightful ruler. It's obvious that you are all still seething - I know it. For I am the captain now, and you best get used to sailing under the glorious flag of /arrrr/ from here on out.

>>18762331
are you okay?

>>18761816
Yes, like Oui.

>>18762085
Tasteful, artsy photos.
>>18762632
based knower

Friendly bump from /arrrr/

>>18761696
>>18761778
deliziosa

>>18762331
Kairi would never approve of nor engage in such insolence against her beloved nee-san. Shame on you. fake fan.

>>18762894
Giulia's Italian genetics are responsible for that

>>18762991
>"Asuka who is your beloved?"

>>18762991
Maybe being a good imouto meant something back in the day, but we've all seen Kairi's patience wearing thin with Asuka's contemptible new attitude. How dare she boss gentle Kairi around like a lapdog and try to make a nasty heel out of her. Bully thread for bullying fans of a big bully succubus. Fake Kairi-fan!

>>18762991
>>18763090
>"Asuka, what is the name of your tag-partner?"

>>18762531
nuh-uh...more like pic related
>>18762523
awww a solid 7 or 8, I reckon

>>18763124
lmao

>>18754974
Sally the fatty destroyer claims another

>>18761816
>>18762632
or H&E Naturist magazine

>>18762531
I love Asuka in her I don't give a fuck mode.

>>18763124
that was a rib, brother

>>18763124
She just didn't want to dox Kairi's shoot name to the marks. She was protecting her here

we're gonna make it, bros

>>18764391
the board is really being spammed right now

>>18763954
>>18764008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0qjhprjUeI
delusional wrestler, delusional marks

2 of mommy’s former faction mates are coming back to America and team up again!

>NIPPON STRONG!, NIPPON STRONG!
>IMPERIAL JAPAN DID NOTHING WRONG!
>RAPE OF NANJING? NO SUCH THING!
>EXPERIMENTS ON GI'S? ALLIED LIES!

>>18764853
I love this picture. It reminds me how Asuka and her boob window literally saved WWE during the empty arena era.

>>18764922
She single handedly saved the entire biz

>>18765411
And double breastedly

last

>>18765576
thanks Webmschad

>>18764724
I wonder do they still remember their old routine

damn...

>>18765707
love this heavyweight hottie

10 years have passed since "Asuka" signed the contract...a lot of time has passed, many people are gone forever, including her fans, and no one saw her mania

>>18765912
currently doing her best character work

>>18765912
get that claw hammer out ya frontal cortex my guy
brain damaged ass mf

>>18765919
>tags
>work
funny phrase

>>18765991
it's building up to a singles feud against rhea thoughbeit

>>18765996
It's even funnier to hear from Io's fan.

>>18765568
fuck all these gay niggas markin out for AJ Lee's washboard dude lookin abs. This is the tummy I want.

>>18766026
agreed

>>18765576
ty webmanon

TIL randomly that Asuka nd Syuri had one of their singles matches in Aréna Mexcio;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKgKAV1jr3U
Pretty cool they got to do that in one of the major historical wrestling venues of all time.

>>18755594
I wish

>>18765654
It's hard to find the full video of this online anymore. It used to be on YouTube years ago. Only clips now
https://nitter.poast.org/cultofbull/status/1367318214414319617/

>>18765996
What's the point? She'll lose for the 8th time, it's too obvious. If they let her win, it'll look like a mockery: 1 win after 7 pins. WWE wants to do some probing with this "feud", but people see that Rhea doesn't want to work with Asuka, she feels like she's too important. After that only shit tags again

>>18764922
That's why she was the MVP of the PC and Thunderdome COVID era shows.

>>18766226
Nice headcanon.

>>18766393
you are blind and stupid, you won't see this, you won't understand it

>>18766301
She really was

>>18765480
That tan and hairline really brings out Kiana's African-American genetics.

>>18765707
>>18765754
Built for it. And by it I mean my AWP

>>18766104
Having had that match there, and matches in Madison Square Garden, Hunter and Nick need to get working on some sort of super show with NOAH or All Japan, AAA and possibly Marigold so they can run the Tokyo Dome and give Asuka the honor of having a match in the trio of iconic wrestling venues. Mayu Iwatani is the only Kabuki adjacent wrestler to do that.

>>18766656
WWE x NOAH x Marigold in the Dome

>>18766656
Honestly, in terms of prestige/history and cultural importance to pro-wrestling, Budokan or even Ryogoku or a Korakuen Hall is actually the more iconic of the Japanese venues than Tokyo Dome which is simply just the biggest. They never ran pro wrestling there til like 1988 while other venues already had long established importance in wrestling over there.

>>18767105
*But yes it would be cool for her to tick that off the wrestling bucket list of venues.

>>18767229
tomboy Giu that doesn't want be a pretty princess is a pretty good GIulia

>>18767502
>something hot
like a spaghetti carbonara ?

>>18767789
I prefer a penne

Jerry Fish

>>18766586
I would need a 3 month fight camp to prepare for fucking her. She would ruin me.

>>18768454
I'd be done in 10 seconds anyway so it wouldn't matter

>>18766449
Seek your medication, anon.

>>18765707
>she's put some of the weight back on
Good.....good..........