Thread 18754621

Unhinged Edition:

/Kabuki/ Klub was pinned 1,2,3. Things are looking grim for us and our idol Asuka as she once again spirals into madness. Asuka is Unfortunately proving herself to be a menopausal turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circle, causing friction with the more levelheaded Kairi and Iyo. Hopefully Kairi can escape this abusive relationship before she is dragged into the disrepute of associating with an uncouth thug like Asuka.

IYO will face Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship at Wrestlepalooza.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion and AAAW Tag Team Champion.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee (c) vs Suzu Suzuki for the IWGP Women's Championship. Stardom to the World, September 6th
>IYO SKY vs Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship. Wrestlepalooza, September 20th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM [Embed]
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E [Embed]
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI [Embed]

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>>18754621 (OP)
Kairi is cute!

>>18754621 (OP)
is this the thread?!

*angry distant voice*
KAIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

>>18754621 (OP)
These are some astute observations, anon. I also think Asuka is just jealous of Iyo taking the spotlight in her friendship with big dimes Rhea. And she's using poor Kairi as a scratching post for her referred aggression. Despicable behavior.

I don't think this is our usual OP........

welp, I guess this can be the thread, even with this OP deciding to take a shit on Asuka for no reason like a fag

also, Sareee defeated Suzu to successfully defend the IWGP title
https://x.com/wwr_stardom/status/1964270649217863727

>>18754951
He also deleted the latest KCTV ep from OP

>>18755070
didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Whatever. I'll just put it here then

KanaChan in the UK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tuy6SuukA

>>18755107
I hope that annoying AI voice translation thing she was using is gone for good.

>>18755373
I think youtube does it automatically, but surely there's a way for the uploader to disable it

>>18754621 (OP)
Are we seeing a return of Kaisar Kana?

>>18755594
afraid not

From outta nowhere Mio joins Asuka to form an isolationist, racist faction and molestings ensue, with Iyo and all other Gaijin loving race-traitors as the primary target. Would it work? Where does Kairi stand in a situation like this?

>>18754621 (OP)
>turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circle
this is based, though

>>18755360
>>18755360
>>18755360
This is a troll thread. Do not use.
Wait for our regular OP to show up and make new. Let this one die.

>>18756408
I'm the normal OP and don't care. No shit it's a "troll" thread. Kairifag takes this thread stuff way too seriously. Just post here like normal.

>>18756409
>>18756420
>>18756430
>>18756436
nice

>>18756454
just one more fatso to beat

>>18756450
Who are you to no-sell my antics? You are meant to be seething. REEEEEEEE.
My OP was somewhat true though. Face+heel teams never last. Kairi won't put up with Asuka's nonsense for much longer.

>>18756519
obviously the story is leading toward Kairi having to make a choice. I'd like for Giulia to get out of the US title vortex of death and back on Raw to team with Asuka against IYO and Kairi

>>18756560
That would actually be the dream scenario. The 4 of them need to duke it out amongst each other, win some belts, then maybe reform a new Japanese only Damage CTRL. Giulia really needs to be rescued from Michin oblivion.

>>18756594
at some point Alexa and Charlotte are going to lose the titles and feud, so Asuka/Giulia and IYO/Kairi can have to fight over along with the story to keep things interesting

WWE NXT uploaded the first Meiko vs Roxanne match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnvQpmLKg54

>>18756204
a lesbian rapist gimmick would be dimes

>WWE's Japan tour just a week before Marigold's PPV
hmm...

>>18756420
I'm surprised Sarree didn't get a hernia getting fat Suzu up and over on that.

>>18758402
we don't know she didn't

>>18754621 (OP)
It would appear her superiority has caused some consternation!!!

>>18759342
many such cases

>>18754621 (OP)
It would appear her superiority has caused some consternation!!!

>>18759404
Very many~!!
(Webm didn't attach 1st time, had to repost)

>>18754715
It has to be illegal to be this cute

>troll OP no-sold
Based

>>18759532
it was the only thing to do

there was a moment here bros...........

>>18759780
care to elaborate?

NEW KCTV
>A wavering heart like the French SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLbuv7Qhe0

>>18760476
Nothing happens...

>>18759532
>>18759688
Next time I'll hit you guys with a troll OP so savage that no-selling won't be an option

>>18759532
Kek he's so mad about it too. I saw him post about it in the other threads. He put in the effort to "troll" and it got no sold.

>>18759977
they were going to kiss (maybe)

>>18760852
You guys were totally selling it like a cut snake though until your regular OP showed up to unbunch your pantsu with his leadership.
>>18754660
>>18754942
>>18754951
>>18756408
I ran the entire gauntlet and was only defeated by the final boss. There is no shame in that.

Jerry Fish

>>18760476
>SKY
is this a message to Iyo

>>18761561
a warning, even

They should be in Fashion magazines

Pasta tummy
yumola

>>18761625
Also nudey magazines.
But the real classy ones.

>>18761816
>But the real classy ones.
with full bush

Important Reminder!

/Kabuki/ was archived, a situation which a scallywag from /arrrr/ opportunistically used to board and hijack your general. Truly a bold and stunning act of piracy! I understand some of you have decided to mutinously no-sell this coup d'état, but I can just as easily no-sell your wretched attempts at sandbagging your new and rightful ruler. It's obvious that you are all still seething - I know it. For I am the captain now, and you best get used to sailing under the glorious flag of /arrrr/ from here on out.

>>18762331
are you okay?

>>18761816
Yes, like Oui.

>>18762085
Tasteful, artsy photos.
>>18762632
based knower

Friendly bump from /arrrr/

>>18761696
>>18761778
deliziosa

>>18762331
Kairi would never approve of nor engage in such insolence against her beloved nee-san. Shame on you. fake fan.

>>18762894
Giulia's Italian genetics are responsible for that

>>18762991
>"Asuka who is your beloved?"

>>18762991
Maybe being a good imouto meant something back in the day, but we've all seen Kairi's patience wearing thin with Asuka's contemptible new attitude. How dare she boss gentle Kairi around like a lapdog and try to make a nasty heel out of her. Bully thread for bullying fans of a big bully succubus. Fake Kairi-fan!

>>18762991
>>18763090
>"Asuka, what is the name of your tag-partner?"

>>18762531
nuh-uh...more like pic related
>>18762523
awww a solid 7 or 8, I reckon

>>18763124
lmao

>>18754974
Sally the fatty destroyer claims another

>>18761816
>>18762632
or H&E Naturist magazine

>>18762531
I love Asuka in her I don't give a fuck mode.

>>18763124
that was a rib, brother

>>18763124
She just didn't want to dox Kairi's shoot name to the marks. She was protecting her here

we're gonna make it, bros

>>18764391
the board is really being spammed right now

>>18763954
>>18764008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0qjhprjUeI
delusional wrestler, delusional marks

2 of mommy’s former faction mates are coming back to America and team up again!

>NIPPON STRONG!, NIPPON STRONG!
>IMPERIAL JAPAN DID NOTHING WRONG!
>RAPE OF NANJING? NO SUCH THING!
>EXPERIMENTS ON GI'S? ALLIED LIES!

>>18764853
I love this picture. It reminds me how Asuka and her boob window literally saved WWE during the empty arena era.

>>18764922
She single handedly saved the entire biz

>>18765411
And double breastedly

last

>>18765576
thanks Webmschad

>>18764724
I wonder do they still remember their old routine

damn...

>>18765707
love this heavyweight hottie

10 years have passed since "Asuka" signed the contract...a lot of time has passed, many people are gone forever, including her fans, and no one saw her mania

>>18765912
currently doing her best character work

>>18765912
get that claw hammer out ya frontal cortex my guy
brain damaged ass mf

>>18765919
>tags
>work
funny phrase

>>18765991
it's building up to a singles feud against rhea thoughbeit

>>18765996
It's even funnier to hear from Io's fan.

>>18765568
fuck all these gay niggas markin out for AJ Lee's washboard dude lookin abs. This is the tummy I want.

>>18766026
agreed

>>18765576
ty webmanon

TIL randomly that Asuka nd Syuri had one of their singles matches in Aréna Mexcio;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKgKAV1jr3U
Pretty cool they got to do that in one of the major historical wrestling venues of all time.

>>18755594
I wish

>>18765654
It's hard to find the full video of this online anymore. It used to be on YouTube years ago. Only clips now
https://nitter.poast.org/cultofbull/status/1367318214414319617/

>>18765996
What's the point? She'll lose for the 8th time, it's too obvious. If they let her win, it'll look like a mockery: 1 win after 7 pins. WWE wants to do some probing with this "feud", but people see that Rhea doesn't want to work with Asuka, she feels like she's too important. After that only shit tags again

>>18764922
That's why she was the MVP of the PC and Thunderdome COVID era shows.

>>18766226
Nice headcanon.

>>18766393
you are blind and stupid, you won't see this, you won't understand it

>>18766301
She really was

>>18765480
That tan and hairline really brings out Kiana's African-American genetics.

>>18765707
>>18765754
Built for it. And by it I mean my AWP

>>18766104
Having had that match there, and matches in Madison Square Garden, Hunter and Nick need to get working on some sort of super show with NOAH or All Japan, AAA and possibly Marigold so they can run the Tokyo Dome and give Asuka the honor of having a match in the trio of iconic wrestling venues. Mayu Iwatani is the only Kabuki adjacent wrestler to do that.

>>18766656
WWE x NOAH x Marigold in the Dome

>>18766656
Honestly, in terms of prestige/history and cultural importance to pro-wrestling, Budokan or even Ryogoku or a Korakuen Hall is actually the more iconic of the Japanese venues than Tokyo Dome which is simply just the biggest. They never ran pro wrestling there til like 1988 while other venues already had long established importance in wrestling over there.

>>18767105
*But yes it would be cool for her to tick that off the wrestling bucket list of venues.

>>18767229
tomboy Giu that doesn't want be a pretty princess is a pretty good GIulia

>>18767502
>something hot
like a spaghetti carbonara ?

>>18767789
I prefer a penne

Jerry Fish

>>18766586
I would need a 3 month fight camp to prepare for fucking her. She would ruin me.

>>18768454
I'd be done in 10 seconds anyway so it wouldn't matter

>>18766449
Seek your medication, anon.

>>18765707
>she's put some of the weight back on
Good.....good..........

>>18767038
sweaty sex tiger

did Goto get fat to play E Honda or no

>>18768862
she looks great, still has plenty of meat on her

>>18769148
many cases

>>18768454
I think as soon as she unleashed her tits I'd pop, so it wouldn't really matter.

>>18769497
same

Jacked shooter 'ri could beat up obaasan Kana and that's a shoot, brothers

>>18769497
>>18769538
they do be yuge af

>>18769538
>>18769790

>>18769770
nah Asuka neutralized all Kairi's cross-shittery by filling her full of cakes and pastries (again)

K**r* H**s*k*

>>18770451
incredibly dumb spot

>>18770451
Shit her head hit the post

>>18764922
Kek's me up to see Kairi ROFL'ing away

Is kabuki klub a reference to bullet club?

>>18771048
It was a settlement. Kewl Kabuki Klub had negative connotation attached to it for some reason.

>>18771062
Kek

>>18770074
Diabolical 4d chess

>>18769538
>>18769790
weighty meaty tits

Giulia please fix your hair I beg

>>18771881
How have the gals not told her that it looks bad, and she should feel bad?

A captain's bump! From your wise and magnanimous OP! Get that into ya lads!

the IYO thread has become schizo central

>>18772367
I've been having fun in IYO thread. And nobody's ever called me schizo...unless they've been saying it behind my back. The motherfuckers!

>>18772495
Code?

>>18771048
It was originally Kabuki &, Friends

Are yall ready for another episode of Monday Night Kabuki war ??
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_uf4hr6y1mo
They are the main characters now

>>18773516
damn that's based

>>18771881
>Giulia please fix your hair I beg
need Giulia to go back to this hair

>>18773516
sick

>>18773768
She' had a gazillion better hairsrtyles than her current look.
Even shaved bald looked better on her.
Rare aesthetic L for her.

Sally :)

>>18774053
hey, this didn't happen!

>>18773516
Based

Gabagool? Ova hereee

they should asuka or kairi vs vaquer today but I think that's to bold for Paul's booking

>>18774449
why would that happen?

>>18774555
pretty sure the kabuki warriors said they would deal with her last monday iirc

>>18774449
Asuka shouldn't be losing any singles matches right now. Nor should Stephanie before the big title match with Iyo. So that singles match can't happen yet.

>>18774636
or I guess you could do it tonight/next week and just do a fuck finish no contest to protect them both for now.

>>18774449
Perhaps Asuka bullies Kairi into a singles match vs Vaq, Steph wins and Asuka gets pissed at Kairi about it.

>>18773768
mia zia Giulia

>>18756204
we need these chud liptstick lesbians to restore the honor to Nihon

>>18766104
This is a real good match. Cool to see Asuka gettin heat in Arena Mexico, and all the dudes cat calling and wolf-whistling her during the butt spots lmao.
Was the prize for the match a set of Pioneer brand speakers lol? why did she hold them up at the end when she won like they were

Latest mommy vidya updates
Anyone ever play either of these games ? Are they any good

shan't be watching Raw so someone please leave /Kabuki/ related updates here, thanks

Asuka vs. Nikki Bella is set for later on tonight.

and here we see Iyo hugging her pal Rhea Ripley

Kairi's great outfit

Asuka's facepaint tonight looks cool

>>18776425
surely Asuka has to win this shit

>>18776756
she will
Sad she trimmed her hair length up a bit since last week. It was perfect then. Still looks great but.

Asuka match about to start now

GUYS WHERE IS THE STREAM LINK I NEED TO SEE ASUKA

>>18778022
Literally just type watchwrestling into Google

>>18778045
>works now
Wtf I was having issues with the site

THAT BITCH NIKKI ASSAULTED POOR LIL KAIRI WHO WAS BRAVELY DEFENDING HER BELOVED NEE-SAN SHE THREW HERSELF IN FRONT OF.

oh my God Nikki botched that Sunset Flip counter attempt so badly
She sucks so bad bros wtf

Asuka Wins!!

>>18778159
Never doubted her

main character asuka

>>18778299
dubs confirmeth

>>18776839
Asuka's cool jacket

>>18776543
Loved the leg reveal but, woulda creamed my jeans if her leg was bare.

>Kairi is the Ms Elizabeth to Asuka's heel Randy Savage
same vibe
I love it

I miss GodAnon...

>>18778429
It reminds me of Mance Warner's jacket. She's from Osaka, so this makes sense to a degree.

>>18778586
The back had a big huge cool painted graphic on it too. I thought it might be a vidya thing or something.

>>18778628
I do know she has a Taito jacket, I think it's just Space Invaders themed, that looks like that, but I don't think she'd wear that on TV.

I think with hindsight now, perhaps sitting at home injured watching this may have affected Asuka-san quite deeply. With how extra-possessive she is of Kairi now. Never letting her have a moment alone with Iyo

Need some asuka jerk material

>>18778848
https://jpdmv.com/trst-0122-kana-%e8%8f%af%e5%90%8d-%e3%83%9e%e3%83%8b%e3%83%a5%e3%83%95%e3%82%a7%e3%82%b9%e3%83%882/
https://jpdmv.com/trst-0240-kana-%e8%8f%af%e5%90%8d-%e3%83%9e%e3%83%8b%e3%83%95%e3%82%a7%e3%82%b9%e3%83%88-final/
https://jpdmv.com/trst-0117-%E3%83%88%E3%83%AA%E3%83%97%E3%83%AB%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%AB%E3%82%BA-s-kana-%E8%8F%AF%E5%90%8D%EF%BC%86mio-shirai-%E7%B4%AB%E9%9B%B7%E7%BE%8E%E5%A4%AE-sadistic-tails/

>>18778882
May god bless you

>>18778628
>>18778640
It was a different retro vidya jacket;
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/1965217481821474998/

>>18779060
Kairi is so brave jumping in front of her beloved nee-san like that to protect her!

>>18779029
highly visual aesthetic

>>18779106
yeah it is, thinking of making it the next OP

>>18779109
good shout yeah

>>18779063
Someone shoop the pool of pudding underneath Asuka here.

new Sally match announced

>>18779166
>Big Show in Sendai
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

10 Yrs Ago Today:
https://x.com/OTD_in_WWE/status/1965016578497585617

>>18779431
10 years and still no her mania

>>18779334
>>18779341
Ravishing lady

>>18776522
kekaroo

>>18779518
ravishing the lady

Kairi meme for this week
https://x.com/asuka_charlotte/status/1965241687565058526

>>18779740
nailed it >>18778797

>>18778998
>>18778628
>>18778586
>>18778429
>>18776839
>>18778640
That jacket type is called Sukajan

Asuka Clussy

>>18779740
I really like the way Asuka's been doing her facepaint recently. When she first debuted her new clown look it was too shiny and glossy but she's been doing it more matte lately which looks more intimidating and cooler and it's more like what she did as Kana.

>>18779438
Did they?

>>18778586
Oh shit I've never seen anybody talk about the old Mancer here before. I thought I was the only anon who liked him. You do like the old Mance... don't you anon?

>>18780153
this is a great pic

Asuka is a lot...a lot. - Joe Tessitore

>>18780101
I do. I first caught him on the MLW show broadcast on BEIN Sports and like it when he's able to get to the pay winda.

>>18780540
ahhh I'm more of a recent convert. He got over with me during his feud with Sammy Callaghan - who I can't stand. Mance is gigabased...and he has that perpetual mad dog look on his face

>>18780637
>>18780640
>>18780649
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck,
Scrub the deck and make it look shiny!
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck,
Just a sec!

>>18780649
Those boots with that gown clash big time, IMO. If she had a stylish flat shoe or wedge it would work better with ot.

>>18780881
This sort of wedge, anon?

>>18779341
Damn Kairi looking good...