Thread 18755676

>makes edrones seethe
>makes Bushidrones seethe
>makes farcical Saya glazers seethe
>makes idol wrestling bald uncles seethe
Best matches. Real heat. THAT'S MY GOAT!

>>18755676 (OP)
If I don't get Filthy Sweaty Strong Style Sex with Sally I'm gonna fucking explode

salteee

>>18755684
damn dude cool down with an ice cream cone

>>18755692
Based
Sweaty Ice-Cream Covered Strong Style Sex with Sally!

>>18755676 (OP)
Sexual intercourse with Sally's yellow pixelated pussy.

dinner date with sally-chan

>>18755676 (OP)
>Best matches
>not a single 5 star match in her life
>Bianca Belair has more 5 star matches than her
wew

>>18755676 (OP)
Edrones don't know who she is because she was never on raw or smackdown

>>18756485
>***** 1/4 stars in you're path
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9lt22w

cop it + wear it in public

>>18755676 (OP)
I unironically don't know who this is

>>18756730
And yet, for some inexplicable reason, you felt the need to share that lack of knowledge with us.
Sounds like you problem.

>>18756737
huh wum

>makes - BOOOOOOOOOOO
>make - BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>mak - BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ma - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Best BOOOO. Real BOOOOO. THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOOO!

>>18757330
Case in point. Here's a seething Bushidrone.

Sareee posing with kouki

>>18755676 (OP)
Isn't this the one who is begging for a match for Saya and is seething at being ignored?

lmao she's stuck and defenseless

>>18755678
>Sareee's facial expression in this photo
Some people genuinely still think she's not playing a heel in Stardom

>>18758428
yeah her and the boomers that write jap wrestling magazines

>>18758334
I want to enjoy Sally's thighs.

>>18755676 (OP)
That tummy is GOATed

Finna need her to birth my Children

>>18756496
Match of the year

>>18756410
Sugoi!
Cute dinner date before the Strong Style pegging sesh

>>18758468
A heel who doesn't think they're a heel is an old wrestling trope, nufan

>>18755676 (OP)
>>makes edrones seethe
we don't even think about NXT 2.0 Alumni Sarray, why would we seethe about her

>>18755676 (OP)
Um, only time she made me seethe was when the bitch left NXT because she couldn't handle being a dimes character with tons of future potential.

>>18758930
the Sareee-ism match was better imho

>>18761570
She was offended that she had to be a sailor scout.

>>18761570
tsmt. she would've been dimes, but she doesn't understand professional wrestling at all

>>18761570
C U T E

>>18755676 (OP)
Her tits aren't that big. They are trying to work me into a shoot

>>18755676 (OP)
puffy nipples

She should hold and kiss me like that.

>>18756485
>meltzers opinion

>>18765308
>Giulia
>Tam
>Sareee
>Saori
Poi always has to find stronger women to get behind

>>18756485
In the last few weeks Meltzer has said Sally is the best woman wrestler on the Planet today.

>>18765560
That's just because he hates the actual GOAT, who blew up AEW's relationship with Stardom when she told Rossy that Kenny and the Bucks tried to poach her.
Dave never forgave Mayu for that.

>>18765575
>Mayu perishing in the ice cold fields of irrelevance
She was the best once. Not anymore.

>>18765601
Everyone has to wind down sooner or later.
Doesn't change the fact that Meltzer refused to give her her due because he blamed her for going against Tony.

>>18765308
>When i whip it out in Japan

>>18755676 (OP)
it seems like most joshi are fat girls. why does that happen? why aren't they in shape like american women aim to be?

>>18765648
This is the opposite of the usual complaint, which tends to be that they're too thin.

>>18765613
Untrue actually he regularly praised her when she was on top in Stardom as be ing the best in the world at that time. He never snubbed her in coverage. I know because I listen.

>>18765648
Muscle weighs more than fat anon

>>18765648
because it's a heirarchy.
the skinny bitches with good faces become idols, the fat bitches with a decent face become joshis, the fat bitches with bad faces become vtubers

>>18765659
I just find it strange that he could never bring himself to give her five stars on a match.
She's had some really solid matches over the years.

it seems like most american women are fat girls. why does that happen? why aren't they in shape like joshi aim to be?

>>18765714
The star ratings mean less today than they ever did before tho, especially when their wasn't the podcast/radio shows accompanying the Newsletter. In my opinion him going on a 10 min tangent praising someone like a Mayu or Sareee on the podcast as they are covering the big news coming out of each promotion carries a lot more weight than any star rating in the newsletter the following week.

>>18765893
Those are all good points. I'm admittedly largely talking tongue-in-cheek here, my actual feeling is that Meltzer never really expected the star ratings to be as big a deal as they become.

>>18755676 (OP)
based salteeen

I would pick this pun'kin out the patch.

>>18765648
>in shape like american women
American women have been suffering career ending injuries in the gym at an exponentially faster rate than joshis sawdust each other in the ring, and the joshis are actively trying to sawdust each other.

>>18755692
Shit that's bigger than her head

Tremble before the mighty thighs of Sally

>>18769574
This image is so fucking kino

>>18763825
I need to smooch that soft, warm tummy RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>18761570
Imagine hiring one of the best ever and giving her that stupid gimmick

>>18755676 (OP)
kek based