Thread 18755676

>makes edrones seethe
>makes Bushidrones seethe
>makes farcical Saya glazers seethe
>makes idol wrestling bald uncles seethe
Best matches. Real heat. THAT'S MY GOAT!

>>18755676 (OP)
If I don't get Filthy Sweaty Strong Style Sex with Sally I'm gonna fucking explode

salteee

>>18755684
damn dude cool down with an ice cream cone

>>18755692
Based
Sweaty Ice-Cream Covered Strong Style Sex with Sally!

>>18755676 (OP)
Sexual intercourse with Sally's yellow pixelated pussy.

dinner date with sally-chan

>>18755676 (OP)
>Best matches
>not a single 5 star match in her life
>Bianca Belair has more 5 star matches than her
wew

>>18755676 (OP)
Edrones don't know who she is because she was never on raw or smackdown

>>18756485
>***** 1/4 stars in you're path
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9lt22w

cop it + wear it in public

>>18755676 (OP)
I unironically don't know who this is

>>18756730
And yet, for some inexplicable reason, you felt the need to share that lack of knowledge with us.
Sounds like you problem.

>>18756737
huh wum

>makes - BOOOOOOOOOOO
>make - BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>mak - BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ma - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Best BOOOO. Real BOOOOO. THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOOO!

>>18757330
Case in point. Here's a seething Bushidrone.

Sareee posing with kouki

>>18755676 (OP)
Isn't this the one who is begging for a match for Saya and is seething at being ignored?

lmao she's stuck and defenseless

>>18755678
>Sareee's facial expression in this photo
Some people genuinely still think she's not playing a heel in Stardom

>>18758428
yeah her and the boomers that write jap wrestling magazines

>>18758334
I want to enjoy Sally's thighs.

>>18755676 (OP)
That tummy is GOATed

Finna need her to birth my Children

>>18756496
Match of the year

>>18756410
Sugoi!
Cute dinner date before the Strong Style pegging sesh

>>18758468
A heel who doesn't think they're a heel is an old wrestling trope, nufan

>>18755676 (OP)
>>makes edrones seethe
we don't even think about NXT 2.0 Alumni Sarray, why would we seethe about her

>>18755676 (OP)
Um, only time she made me seethe was when the bitch left NXT because she couldn't handle being a dimes character with tons of future potential.

>>18758930
the Sareee-ism match was better imho

>>18761570
She was offended that she had to be a sailor scout.

>>18761570
tsmt. she would've been dimes, but she doesn't understand professional wrestling at all

>>18761570
C U T E

>>18755676 (OP)
Her tits aren't that big. They are trying to work me into a shoot

>>18755676 (OP)
puffy nipples

She should hold and kiss me like that.

>>18756485
>meltzers opinion

>>18765308
>Giulia
>Tam
>Sareee
>Saori
Poi always has to find stronger women to get behind

>>18756485
In the last few weeks Meltzer has said Sally is the best woman wrestler on the Planet today.

>>18765560
That's just because he hates the actual GOAT, who blew up AEW's relationship with Stardom when she told Rossy that Kenny and the Bucks tried to poach her.
Dave never forgave Mayu for that.

>>18765575
>Mayu perishing in the ice cold fields of irrelevance
She was the best once. Not anymore.

>>18765601
Everyone has to wind down sooner or later.
Doesn't change the fact that Meltzer refused to give her her due because he blamed her for going against Tony.

>>18765308
>When i whip it out in Japan

>>18755676 (OP)
it seems like most joshi are fat girls. why does that happen? why aren't they in shape like american women aim to be?

>>18765648
This is the opposite of the usual complaint, which tends to be that they're too thin.

>>18765613
Untrue actually he regularly praised her when she was on top in Stardom as be ing the best in the world at that time. He never snubbed her in coverage. I know because I listen.

>>18765648
Muscle weighs more than fat anon

>>18765648
because it's a heirarchy.
the skinny bitches with good faces become idols, the fat bitches with a decent face become joshis, the fat bitches with bad faces become vtubers

>>18765659
I just find it strange that he could never bring himself to give her five stars on a match.
She's had some really solid matches over the years.

it seems like most american women are fat girls. why does that happen? why aren't they in shape like joshi aim to be?

>>18765714
The star ratings mean less today than they ever did before tho, especially when their wasn't the podcast/radio shows accompanying the Newsletter. In my opinion him going on a 10 min tangent praising someone like a Mayu or Sareee on the podcast as they are covering the big news coming out of each promotion carries a lot more weight than any star rating in the newsletter the following week.

>>18765893
Those are all good points. I'm admittedly largely talking tongue-in-cheek here, my actual feeling is that Meltzer never really expected the star ratings to be as big a deal as they become.

>>18755676 (OP)
based salteeen

I would pick this pun'kin out the patch.

>>18765648
>in shape like american women
American women have been suffering career ending injuries in the gym at an exponentially faster rate than joshis sawdust each other in the ring, and the joshis are actively trying to sawdust each other.

>>18755692
Shit that's bigger than her head

Tremble before the mighty thighs of Sally

>>18769574
This image is so fucking kino

>>18763825
I need to smooch that soft, warm tummy RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>18761570
Imagine hiring one of the best ever and giving her that stupid gimmick

>>18755676 (OP)
kek based

>>18771897
I wish I could eat cookies with Sally

>>18773678
I wish I could eat her cookie if you finna get what I mean here.

>>18758770
>>18769646

>>18755676 (OP)
>Pretends to be a really big Sareee fan because cage match told you she was really good
Like six people actively watch her shit.

>>18775378
She can be pretty decent tho, why does the number of people who watch her matter given that she doesn't perform for American audiences in the first place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFm_vDg8mc
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9lt22w

very erotic tummy

>>18771377
lose weight

>>18775591
you're logged into 4chan not your personal goals list app

>>18775378
Yeah, and I'm one of them, ya epig.

>>18775547
Why is Sareee always pissing people off?

>>18775427
I'd recommend watching her singles matches vs Mika Iwata too, they are both on YouTube, very good hard hitting/hard kicking stiff matches. tough cunts.

visual plea

>>18775427
It doesn't. I'm more saying a lot of her fans are poseurs who have just seen clips on Twitter and know that talking her up makes them look like they know shit about wrestling.

>>18777166
cute

>>18778961
look out! the joshi sheriff is here!

>>18755676 (OP)
>>18775378
>Says Like six people actively watch her shit.
>Helping Stardom get record attendances
You're as if Joe Rogan talked about joshi puroresu kek

>>18778961
That seems like a pretty big assumption.
She's active in Stardom. Quite a few people watch Stardom.
Is it possible more people actually watch her than you're giving them credit for, especially given that she's pretty good? Why do you insist on believing it's just six people?

>>18778950
The biggest, and only, silly aspect of all this was they made her a schoolgirl. If she'd just been a nerdy woman it'd have been fine.

>>18780708
I honestly don't know what they were thinking with that gimmick. Didn't do her any favors, didn't fit her, and she obviously didn't care for it.
Everything she does now seems exact opposite of that. She obviously seemed interested in working with WWE at one point. Assuming she's still interested, it would be nice if they brought her back someday with a more serious gimmick.

Love this Strong Style Sex Player

Sally is a fat whore

>>18780731
It worked for Chase U

Sally poster is super based

>>18782026
no no Sally is the fat whore destroyer
see Suzu, MooMoo, et al.

decent body, why is she always wearing baggy gear then?

>>18782655
her body is not for your eyes
only Poi's

>>18755676 (OP)
I don't even watch joshi but I go out of my way to watch every match she's in because I can expect violence in every one of them

>>18784406
Same for me.

>>18782038
Yeah the nerdy woman stuff would have been fine as her gimmick/character (I don't think Sareee realised you really do need one for US wrestling). Also, nerdy person who's actually a total hard case worked pretty fucking well for Clark Kent as a gimmick.

>>18767632
>American women have been suffering career ending injuries in the gym at an exponentially faster rate than joshis sawdust each other in the ring and the joshis are actively trying to sawdust each other.

>>18784406
>>18785535
That's pretty based.

>>18755676 (OP)
There should be a planet retard general to contain this kind of shit...

>>18785803
There is, it's called /pw/

>>18785803
Currently seething

>>18785817
Nah I'm

>>18784406
yup

>>18786034
Based Sareee, working the marks for some heat

>>18787667
Bump-Poi!

>>18789047
this

>>18787667
did they?

Who has the video of Poi and Sareee being harassed by uber otaku?

>>18755676 (OP)
skank

Who?

>>18793758
me

>>18769332
Sally has some nice thighs. People need to stop sleeping on their greatness.

You know you demented fucks can just make new threads instead of bumping the same shit for 5+ days

>>18798126
We don't come to your place of work and tell you how to cook the fries, you don't tell us how to run our threads.

>>18756410
昨日のばんごはんに何にをたべましたか

>>18767402
I'll watch her on the Pumpkin Spice channel.

>>18799122
Bumping threads 24/7 isn't a real job lil buddy, as much as you want it to be

>>18799196
Neither is fucking your mom but I do it anyway
I ask that you don't offer your advice on doing that as well, even though we all know you're the expert

>>18755676 (OP)
"E-drone" here. Sally doesn't make me seethe, she makes me cum with her cute little toes gripping my stiff, white cock.

>>18799969
Respectfully, if you don't hate everyone and everything outside WWE, that makes you a fan, not an "E-drone."
You're allowed to like WWE. E-drones are just the people who insist that's the only thing you're allowed to like.

>>18799969
This is the most mid womens body I've seen lmao theres no waist but at least she has some boobs I guess?

But of course, OF COURSE there are nolife internet simps spending their entire lives posting about her just because shes asian, fucking degenerate losers lmao

Kek, Sally still making 'em seethe

>>18755676 (OP)
Most "Saya fans" have never watched Stardom

holy basedola

>>18755676 (OP)
Why does she make them seethe so hard.

>>18800542
>reddit spacing

I like Sally
She is sovl

>>18799969
I want to make babies with Sarreee.

>>18755676 (OP)
imagine how much hotter she would be if you saw the outline of a fat cock in her pantsu

Holy based

Why come Papa H don't want her?

>>18807565
not manly enough

Not a single person knows who this is

>>18808232
It's the successor to Inokism. "Warrior of the Sun" Sally

>>18807565
He fumbled her. She turned down a new contract and left the slophouse behind to go back to real joshi puroresu

>>18808232
Why u seethin' then lil bro

>>18807565
Bruce Prichard's fault

The proud standard bearer of Inokism

Cutie

>>18755676 (OP)
Lol

kek

I'll force her to suck my cock

Sally carries all of joshi puroresu on her back.

>>18755676 (OP)
Saree needs to drop the shooter gimmick and return to her NXT gimmick

>>18817120
No fuck you

>>18818338
Cute tummy.

>>18755676 (OP)
I mean yea I'd tap that

>>18819884
good to know

base

>>18818975
that part

>>18825065
LUV SLAGS.

yup

Lol

>>18755676 (OP)
Nice

is this thread dead?

10 days of Sally

>>18830095
Sally draws all the horny boys to the yard

>>18830110
nah she's friendzone material

get rid of that gut fatty

>>18832308
Monitor

>>18830110
Seems like sarray was forgotten in the nxt homecoming episode

>>18830110
why was she so fucking fat in nxt?

>>18834017
american food is built different

Cool

>>18818338
Need to hold tummy. Squeeze, press. Kiss tummy.

I can't believe you guys kept this going

Nice

Don't boo her!

>>18835827
Sareee isn't like that

Strong Style Sex with Sally Bump.

>>18755676 (OP)
Why are all joshi boobs so big?

>>18845402
That's where they store their Fighting Spirit.

>>18845386
ALL YA WANNA DO IS STRONG STYLE SALLY
RIIIIIIIIIIDE
SALLY
RIIIIIIIIIIIDE
https://youtu.be/16u6w0cjjrU?feature=shared&t=61

>>18755676 (OP)
Is this girl on raw or smackdown?

>>18845547
She's on my big white dick

>>18845402
It's a work

>>18845451
LONG TALL SAYA SHE'S
BUILT FOR SPEED
SHE GOT EVERYTHING
THAT UNCLE ROSSY NEED
OH BABY YEAAA BABYYY
WOOOO BABY
HAVIN' ME SOME FUN TONIGHT!

WELL I SAW UNCLE ROSSY
WITH DARK HAIRED SAYA
HE SAW AUNT MAYU COMIN'
AND HE DUCKED BACK IN THE ALLEY!
OH BABY YEAAA BABYYY
WOOOO BABY
HAVIN' ME SOME FUN TONIGHT!

https://youtu.be/E68N5E1d0_M?si=upDsXRQScdCA_OAV

>>18845826
Nice.

Yup

>>18849254
Did Greyson schtupp her?

>>18755676 (OP)
I need to put a baby in her

>>18849254
now she is the one who is getting boo'ed

>>18825065
Code?

>>18852499
She's not like that

>>18853659
Good to know

Love it

>>18849319
No

CAN'T SLIDE SALLY