Thread 18760854

A Stacked Night Of Action With An All Star Tag And Can’t Miss Clashes From Philadelphia!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Mark Briscoe vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita
>Jon Moxley vs. Daniel Garcia
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm, Mina Shirakawa, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness & Megan Bayne in an All Star 8-Woman Tag Match [Everyone Banned From Ringside]
>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Tommy Billington
>We'll Hear From TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher & Don Callis Live!
>And More

** 14 Days Out From AEW All Out **

Juice looking good again

you see this nigga throwing out cardblade like that?!

>Juice bringing the vibe down
so much squandered potential

>>18760873
shame he is losing his character

>Ace Austin video package
>Used to be in bullet club
>Gotta use the cards we have
It's a red herring and they're gonna recruit Bowens

Every Cawadooty chud is gonna goonin and jorkin it hard to this Warfare movie

>>18760879
Imagine Daniel Garcia goes 'Juice' and Robinson gets 'real'

justice for cardblade

>Recruit Ace
>Win Bill over
>New bullet club gold with Bill, Ace, Juice, and Austin
It’s not that hard TK

Does the Bullet Club proper still exist in New Japan, or is it War Dogs and HoT?

>>18760883
see, this is why i would be watchin wwe if it wasn't for you guys, I'm too stupid to catch this shit, i know in the fed someone would have literally mentioned it on screen

>>18760896

That group would be too over, can't have that.

>>18760891
>Juice and Garcia do a Freaky Friday
there could be dimes

I find Emi to be oddly attractive

Mercedes's minotaur/Mortos inspired furry gear was pretty hot
>She said "sensei" and not "senpai"
fake ahh weeb

yes, i love me some Emi Sakura

Emi Sakura getting her yearly TV match.

Can the AEW production team raise the volume on Mone's video? Not that hard dummies. Just normalize the audio on the video file

i hate that when it's live they treat this show on an even level with dynamite but when it's pre recorded it has all the energy of a fucking funeral

>coffin match
We'll never get a coughing match with schizophrenic Pac

PROOOOOOTOOOOOSTAAAARRRRRRRR

>>18760924
>Can the AEW production team raise the volume on Mone's video? Not that hard dummies. Just normalize the audio on the video file
The reverb sounds like she's promoing in a bathroom stall.

>Emi still employed
Must be nice to get paid to do NOTHING

PROTOSTAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>>18760901
>Darby vs Moxley death match
If there was ever a time to introduce gusset plates in a major promotion this is it

>>18760911
>>18760896
>tfw Colton gets left out of the Gunn Club
y-you too...

>Schaivone's delivery of "Don..........Callis"
Never take him off these types of interviews, he's till really good at these.

look at this fucking suit Kyle has on, on point

Can't believe they showed the Chocolate hole on Collision

Fletchgod was MADE for wrestling, Imagine if he was a nepobaby or had deep connections

>>18760931
Darby's getting injured and shelved for months after this. Again. Isn't he?

he needs a song the crowd can sing a long to

Fletch is /fa/

>>18760944
it's true, he should just be Mean Gene

my wife left me.

>>18760896
It would be difficult to include Daniel Garcia please understand.

>>18760955
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

>>18760952
nah he’s a heel

Josh Alexander has possibly the worst look of all time rn

>Don starts talking
>have to turn down the audience mics to hear him
he's on Heel Manager Rushmore imo

>>18760961
Awesome. Now you have more time for activities.

i'm in the minority, I like Josh

>>18760961
what did she leave you ? a present?

>>18760961
We know, Chico.

Josh Alexander finally has a character

The Living Weapon Alex whatever his fucking name is is the definition of a charisma vacuum.

>>18760943
When Colton & Jay are healed they get added back to the group of course so it’d be

>Jay
>Colton & Austin
>Bill
>Juice
>Ace

Whenever I hear the Australian accent I just think Maxmoefoe.

>>18760956
lawful good salty grandpa

>>18760978
>>18760983
Too Canadian for me.

>Shining up the belt while Fletcher styles and profiles it
Don Callis is a GOAT heel manager

Justified "put some socks on" right now on Collision! Thank you all for watching RIGHT NOW

>>18760973
kek

>sockless loafers
the ultimate in heel footwear

>>18760996
I miss maxmoefoePokemon

At the rate Fletcher is getting tatted he's gonna run out of room by 2027

All Out is stacked lads

>>18761007
TONIGHT!

>>18761007
lmfao

>>18760961
don't over think it, in 6 months you'll be glad she did you'll see

HANGMAN VS PROTOSTAR FOR THE AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

World title vs secondary title again, same as women

You wanna see Josh Alexander with hair?

>>18760996
Kyle specifically always screaming makes him sound just like Maxmoefoe

>>18761018
As stacked as Harley?

i hope hangman gets a career ending injury

I love The Protostar Kyle Fletcher

Either they do this entire thing for Mark just to fail to get even a shot at the TNT title or on a random Collision Mark beats the G1 winner and number one contender for the IWGP. Shitty booking no matter which one.

From the promo it seems obvious Mark loses, which means Kyle vs Hangman, the TNT champion loses on PPV for no reason. Shitty booking.

And where the fuck is wardlow? He reappeared for one show? Shitty booking.

>>18761018
not anywhere near as stacked as harley

>>18761031
holy shit he totally does lmfaooooooo

>this zoomer making a Charlton Heston movie reference
Tone totally scripted that line or Callis fed it to him

>>18761018
>show starts at 2
It's gonna be another 8 hr show isn't it

Based Fletcher with a watch on each wrist

the pornorstar is over with me brother

FUCK EL CLON, ALL MY HOMIES HATE EL CLON

S00N

Has Fletcher gotten rid of the growth on the side of his head? He should

>>18761029
They did it last year too with Perry vs Danielson

Holoniggas... I don't feel so good...

YOUSE A GLITCH ASS NIGGA

CLON IS COMING

What is Kyle's full name?

>>18761062
it scares me

whoa is that BIG TOM?

This storyline is so stupid lmao

>>18761055
it's part of his character now

kek
Kyle is great

>WE DID IT WE'RE CLONING LUCHDORES
Kyle just went up several notches in my book
>calling Ishii "Mr. Potato Head"
Roddy beggin' for a beatin'

hologram vs clon is gonna be this generations sonic vs shadow

Kyle needs allow it with the dead jokes

>>18761054
>>18761062
>>18761063

lexi sexo

Can Ishii even comprehend English? I don't think I've heard him talk once in all the time I've seen him in AEW.

>>18761062
I GOT GLITCHES IN ME BRITCHES

>>18761079
If that Japanese choppa king could understand English he'd be very angry.

>>18761082
Are you okay?

Over under 7 hours (incl. preshow) for All Out?

hey Nujamals is there an American that does the Big Tom gimmick in Japan? stoically convey the greatest range of emotion without need for words

Fletcher and Thekla would make multiple championship babies

I’m assuming MJF costs Briscoe & Kyles facing hangman but where does that leave Okada for All Out? Hes clearly not getting a defense.

>>18761093
not really

>>18761095
Don Fale

>>18761094
Under. 2 Hours Preshow + 4 Hour Main

>>18761085
>the midriff
>the sexy leopard print pants
Large William is a lucky man

>>18761093
sir I just simply mistyped a mistake please forgive

>>18761094
over. last time tony started at 2 he created the longest wrestling ppv of ALL TIME.

longer than Genesis (6000 BC) where Jacob wrestled with God (c) for 7 hours

>>18761101
Isn't he fighting Takeshita?

>>18761074
I still want the Don Callis 1998 Internet speak 1337 h@x0r promos
>"I AM FLAMING ALL YOU NOOBS SO HARD RIGHT NOW"

>>18761101
he has to start training to put in a passable performance against takeshita at worlds end

>>18761105
imma youtube me some of his segments to check it out

I'm just gonna say it,

Champion Vs. Champion is a tired and retarded angle if you're not committing to a heel double champion.

>>18761109
>longer than Genesis (6000 BC) where Jacob wrestled with God (c) for 7 hours

If Flair and Danelson were the same age they would have done the same

Bowens ain't shit.

>>18761113
Give it to me. I NEEEEEEEEED IT!

>>18761106
Forbidden Door was perfectly paced, tons of matches none too long i'm hoping for the same

>>18761113
I still remember how I popped the first time he called Kenny a cuck.

THE NEW F'N SHOW

>>18761107
>the midriff
>the sexy leopard print pants
He seems to have a type.

>trios champ
>Tag champ
>Incredible athlete
>Passionate lover
What did Jerry mean by this?

>>18761101
Don is going to make him team with Takeshita to face Brodido at Worlds End where one of the two or both lose because they hate each other as there can be only one jap in this town

sex with lex

Take has the best theme music

>jerry lynn just buried bowens
holy fuck that was brutal

>>18761107
Lexy is a lucky woman anon

>>18761132
turns out he's only a 4 Tool Player, Max got all the "It"

>>18761142
I said sexy thoughbeit.

>>18761144
All Out* not worlds end fucks sake.

>>18761148
>getting dressed down by Jerry fucking Flynn
incredibly grim

What is Takeshita's body type called?

dis match always bangs
Is this their 3rd singles?

>>18761165
goals

stop with the fucking on screen tweets

>>18761136
Yeah but Tony may likely want to go H2H with the fed for a lil bit like for All In

>main event time
God damn this show just flies by every week, 3 hour Collisions when????

>>18761164
>Jerry Flynn
wrong guy
wrong promotion

idgaf about muh counterprogramming, I'm glad AEW PPVs have been earlier
I can enjoy good wrestling live without losing sleep hours and looking like a zombie the next day

>>18761177
just make colliosion a two night event for the weekends

They need to show /pw/ posts on screen too, not just twitter posts. Just blur the slurs and bad words

>>18761165
Asian Adonis

The abrupt cut to the demon slayer ad actually jumpscared me

>>18761177
We need Rampage back
I miss watching wrestling on Friday nights

What happened to my queen Emi? She could get it

>>18761171
Reminds of when Vince/WWE only discovered Twitter in 2011 and spammed the fuck out of it during their shows and made it an obnoxious focal point. It was so clear to tell Vince had just discovered it and became fixated on in. It had to be incorporated at every moment.

>TNT forgot to go to commercial
kek

>>18761190
me too, it was fun and refreshing

>>18761186
>Just blur the slurs and bad words

>>18761186
AEW is based and WWE is fucking gay and cringe. Great collision tonight. #AEWCollision

>>18761190
>>18761197
I miss the gratuitous ass shots on Dark

Since Mark Briscoe is over in AEW, he should lobby for AEW to come to Delaware...Idk even think we have a venue that fits 900 ppl.

>>18761190
>>18761197
Rampage was such a fun quick easy watch. Lots of great lucha bangers, high quality gooner workrate matches, based commentary, lots of great Takeshita matches

>>18761186
/pw/ should get together and start a promotion. If we all pitched in we could make something beautiful.

>>18761192
I mean is it possible to see if showing them on screen is improving the hashtag numbers? i don't use twitter so i don't know, but I'm sure they are doing it for a reason, the strange part is only doing twitter and not the others too

>>18761197
I liked the pre fight interview right before the main event, they should bring that back

i shaved my pubes completely bald to look more like a wrestler and now 6 days later it is insanely itchy. the fat pad above the ol’ 4.6 incher is so fucking itchy i can barely even watch the show without scratching

Who ready for handegg tomorrow here?

>>18761204
Do All In at the race track

>>18761204
Hey man I’d love to see Buddy vs Mark as well.

can't call them Mongolian chops anymore
cos of wok

>>18761219
Your first mistake was not using NAIR.

can't wait for dolby atmos 4k graps

>>18761221
>Heaving bosoms

>>18761186
Can't wait until All Out for Darby to violently sound Moxley's cock with a fork! #AEWCollision

>>18761221
those things are UNREASONABLY large. like almost comically big breasts

>>18761190
Nah AEW should stick to 2 shows a week. 3 shows is too much. It would burn a lot of people out

>>18761228
BASED
Platinum Patrician viewing experience

>>18761221
haven't watched that in over ten years, but I achieved apotheosis as a giants fan beating the pats in their undefeated season at a party with like 90% new england fans, nothing will ever top that.

>>18761218
to me it was the 3 party matches with no soap opera bullshit in between, it was also ta[ed when the crowd as at their rowdiest with tons of drunks yelling random shit

>>18761228
based

>>18761236
yeah that's the bit. She's a comedienne

>already 6 yr anniversary of Dynamite
Time flies

They're wrestling at a very slow pace

>>18761231
Renee's been helping him with "training" for just that possibility

>>18761228
Atmos is based.
4k is cringe. HD ruined wrestling.

>>18761253
i feel old as shit now wtf

>>18761251
did she get clown horns implanted in them

>>18761228
Did HBO really need to advertise Pepe?

>>18761228
4K on a Moxley match will haunt your nightmares

>>18761257
>HD ruined wrestling.
kind of agree with this actually

>>18761228
debating renewing my atmos subscription just for Battlefield 6.

>>18761256
The things a woman has to do to keep her husband from getting drunk and pissing on their kid.

>>18761237
I prefer Rampage to Collison personally. One hour is great for a B show & a Friday is better than a Saturday.

>>18761228
The PPV will be in 4K on Max?

>>18761236
that's what I hope females feel about big dicks :'(

>>18761267
probably yea
in for a penny in for a pound, right

Takeshita always hits the ropes hard

Kek at the cute pajeeta reacting to Briscoe getting up near her.

>>18761270
Not as bad as Jamie Hayter lately

>>18761281
They basically said it's going to be higher resolution than normal so maybe 1440p

>>18761288
Take does everything hard. And I mean everything.

>>18761264
When Dynamite started I was near the end of my run at my previous job. Feels like over a decade ago tbqhwy

>>18761281
ESloPN could never lmao
cos we makin cinema over here

>>18761289
Nerdy perm

>>18761300
stfu yuka

Mark Briscoe is wrestling his best match of 2025 on a random Saturday in September.

>>18761237
3 shows is perfect to showcase the lower card roster as long as the third show has no story and is skippable for the people with less time, just a quick pure wrestling bangerino show with lower card good talent the likes of ar fox

>>18761316
As is tradition

>>18761316
That blockbuster from the apron to the floor was great.

>>18761318
YOU'LL FINNA KNOW IT

>>18761309
how does that giant lion stud even mount someone so tiny
Take needs big strong snu-snu women like Bayne and Stat

>>18761316
And for him it's a random Tuesday

>show is almost over
Collision is always a breeze, truly the comfiest show of the week

>the word of the day that day was "Voluminous"
Nige is a national treasure kek

>>18761333
Me when I break into her house and she thinks this is a promo

>>18761333
Agreed
Also, sauce on that gif???

You guys see the Rizzler in that NFL ad?

yes! i want to keep shelton, mvp and bobby can go away

>>18761316
>Mark Briscoe is wrestling his best match of 2025 and it's with Kinosuke Takeshita
many such cases

>>18761344
NTA, it's in one of Mariah's youtube vlogs.

>>18761333
huge breasts

Matches announced for Dynamite days in advanced and not 5 minutes before airing?

chicken man with the farmers strength and fighting spirit!!

>>18761347
The Rizzler is dimes incarnate

>>18761356
ty bruh

dynamite lookin juicy

>>18761362
remember a couple of months ago when they even announced 2 weeks ahead and with a mini trailer for the match, that was so fucking good

>>18761368
/sp/ kept bitching about it, it looks like they made it with AI

>>18761362
in *my* 2025 AEW ?

>Briscoe having an extremely competetive match with Takeshita
he's upped his power level a lot recently

>>18761094
over, it will end after wrestlepalooza

Max you piece of shit

>>18761386
He's still our jobber

MJF doing the Hangman ringside pose kek

>>18761362
They've been doing this for quite some time now my guy.

Mark is a total ditto in ring. You can have him in there with someone like Fletcher & Takeshita or MJF. He just meshes instantly

>>18761362
No half Milly got them SHOOK

Max learning from the greats

very jewish ending.

>MJF got married last night
...excuse me?

lmao
>Hang on babe, I gotta screw over Briscoe before out honeymoon

>>18761400
based

MOTHERFUCKER.

>>18761403
Yeah him and Alicia Atout

I'm honestly surprised that Maxwell showed up for work instead of being on his honeymoon

remember orange cassidy?

>>18761400
>>18761394
This spot always happens on Collision lmao

>>18761392
nuclear heat from me brother
>>18761394
a visual plea

>>18761413
Did they invite Britt?

This felt like a Dynamite. Good Collision

>>18761419
I always remember it because that was that based Hangman & Jay match during the Owen tourney which was way better than either of their two PPV matches

>>18761418
I miss that sloth style nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18761423
I don’t think so

>>18761419
I stand corrected >>18761421

dont typically watch collison but this was a SOLID episode.

>>18761427
>the only one not smiling is the bride
Typical

>H8 his wife more than he loves his wife
MJF is a great heel, I want him to eat shit so much.

Ladder War?

>>18761421
Didn't he lay there cause someone missed their spot?

great show as usual

>>18761427
>DG and Hangman visible
QUIT
EXPOSIN'
THE
DAMN
BUSINESS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18761439
You should watch it more brother it's often very good like this.

>cock teasing the stip
motherfuckers

>MAX FOR MY STIPULATION, I AM GONNA ASK YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE USS LIBERTY!!!
did Mark went to far with this?

solid show

AQUAMAN AGAIN?
No wonder people keep cutting the cord.

>>18761451
I need some briscoe deathmatch kino it's been a while

>>18761447
Hangman and Nana also look like they were hittin up his stash out the back a few mins before this photo

>>18761447
already explained in kayfaybe they are friends of alicia

>>18761464
Yeah it’s gotta be a hardcore match

>>18761451
Dog collar match, I’d bet you a soda

>>18761452
>MAX I'M GON' KICK YO ASS FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, SON
Briscoes know

>>18761452
>MAX FOR MY STIPULATION, I AM GONNA ASK YOU TO RECOGNISE THE STATE OF PALESTINE

>>18761427
Tony looks coked out of his fucking gourd lmao

>>18761477
>THAT'S TOO FAR!!
>THAT'S TOO FAR!!
>THAT'S TOO FAR!!
>THAT'S TOO FAR!!

>>18761484
And that's based, you sheltered dorkass

A must watch Collision I'd say if you normally skip/missed this ep

>>18761427
I'm surprised both of their families are okay with this given their ethnic backgrounds. Also, I never imagined Hangman was close enough to MJF to attend his wedding lol

>>18761572
They are a symbol of hope for Peace in the Middle East

>>18761533
>Collision
>must watch
>ever

>>18761687
I haven't watched any fed show in nearly 20 years

>>18761474
>>18761477
Sadly I'm pretty sure Mark and his whole family are evangelical fundies, meaning they fully support the restoration of the state of Israel as a pre-condition to bringing about the Second Coming of Christ.

>>18761954
Maybe the Briscoes and Jews in general aren't really your idea of religious zealots and you shouldn't fall for what your console war """news)) source tells you who to boo for. For fucks sakes MLK shoot told you that in one of the best promos of all time

good show

>>18760854 (OP)
Awesome