Thread 18762429

Botch thread

>>18762429 (OP)
I get sad because he could have salvaged that but he didn’t

>>18762429 (OP)
Holy shit

>>18762429 (OP)
kek, this one always pops me

Kek’d hard at this one

>>18762649
Kek, reminds me of a clipping glitch from one of those old Smackdown games

>>18762639
He gets so close so many times.

>>18762452
Saya is a botch machine and some of them are just fuckin hysterical
this one will never not make me laugh

>>18762696
MOONSAULT HEADBUTT

>>18762690
He comes closer to kneeing himself at the end kek

>>18762690
What the botch here? Best GTS I have ever seen.

>>18762485
The man who gravity was like, "Oh yeah, that guy, lemme see how he's doing...."

>>18762719
Her hand is never going to recover from that one.

How the fuck was CM Punk allowed to steal Kenta's signature like that? And he has a Chinese wife he struts out when he does it too

>>18762671
Reminds me of why I should not have drank today

>>18762696
I'm honestly shocked she only managed to seriously hurt herself only once or twice.
It's funny though because after turning heel she's been so on point. I really didn't think she could pull it off given how clumsy she had been in the past but I was wrong.

>>18762429 (OP)
he was so close to saving the botch

>>18762452
For me? it's Saya Thightani

>>18762690
Kenta with that indie finger wag. He's Always been a shitter

>>18762639
from his gut alone I would advise him not to attempt that

>>18762649
that one was Steve's fault

>>18763044
hahahahahaha death

Unironically think this botch looked cool in the end

>>18762485
>I've been roamin' around, always lookin' down at all I see

>>18763056
Yeah its one of those rare ones that managed to work out for the better

>>18763032
Shut up, he is basically one of the few talents that make me believe in this shit still. If Kenta is a ahitter then what is CM Punk?

>>18763056
Now imagine how it would've gone if kairi's feet hit iyo in the chin

>>18763053
kek what a glass-ankled shitter

>>18763053
There is no way this is in the same thread where someone called Kenta a shitter...

>>18763056
>operation failed successfully
also I shoot thought that little kid was wearing a nazi armband on the first watch

>>18763048
No it was not retard

>>18763056
This is not a bitch. This is a perfectly executed move.

>>18763096
You're a bitch.

>>18763085
it absolutely fucking was, he went floating off to stage right like a Smash Bros character

>>18763066
An unathletic shitter. he's always been sloppy theater kid

>>18763324
Kek this looked like a power rangers episode

>>18762639
there's samoa joe
and then there's too many samoas joe

>>18763310
...can someone explain in green text how this was supposed to go?

>>18762452
kek broke that bitches teef

>>18763355
the standard "hit your own ally when you were trying to hit me" setup
the balls kick should have been roughly before jericho started to move in for the cue to jericho who would right on cue start moving in only to accidentally hit the restrainer in the face as eddie would duck down right on jericho's charge but all of them moved too slow and missed their cues
which is hilarious for all the shit they talk about wwe talent moving too slow and even with cornette talking about aew matches moving at 100mph (not a compliment by him)

>>18762639
>Dad on a Sunday when he's drunk with the kids

>>18763376
Bros is this a fucking work?

I'm thinking this is the same as the Sethetty one.

>inb4 doctors

They're in on it? Cause they're wwe docs?

>>18763357
All Faggot Wrestling

>>18763429
for me its the theatrics before the move

That time Alex found out

>>18763429
KWAFBHN

>>18763429
who was in the wrong here?

>>18762780
She probably has a shitload of concussions but it's not like Bushiroad actually gives a shit about the health of its wrestlers. It's what you get when you hire failed idols and failed gravure models to try and do '90s AJW cosplay matches.

Requesting flop dolla

>>18763474
It was whatever Dakota did that set Alexa off. glad that uggo abbo is off my screen

>>18763056
>>18763063
The Xyon Quinn one is the king of this.

>fucks up a leap frog
>instantly turns it into a unique and cool looking move

>>18763580
Actually shit, I forgot about the Claymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TieWXqkP1rA

Drew went for a boot but fucked up and slipped/launched himself then decided it was pretty cool and turned it into his finisher.

>>18763388
What's the botch?

>>18763613
based ryback

>>18763429
MOONSAULT HEADBUTT

>>18763613
Shame his Claymore doesn't look anything like that and instead looks likes he's just launching himself for a back bump while slapping his thigh

my favorite

kek Bump

>>18762485
This ended this dudes career

>>18764435
I literally prayed for this to happen. I'm so glad this ended his career.

>>18764435
I'm still seething that he didn't die here.

>>18762429 (OP)
>self package piledriver

>>18764435
You noticed how wrestling overall improved after this event? it's crazy

>>18762429 (OP)
Anyone have the botch vid of Owen Hart's death?

>>18763720
A lot of times once you start doing something on purpose it looks worse and well on purpose.

>>18763056
So did Kairi

>>18762458
Are pleather long shorts still a thing on the indy scene? They were huge with spot monkeys in the 2000s

>>18762639
Wow all of his weight went into his gut

>>18763413
her joints are held together by laffy taffy

>>18762452
>>18762696
Reminder that Saya was so protected by Stardom she literally had botches edited out of her matches. And >>18762780, she's changed her move set since turning heel and simplified it.

>>18763474
Still think this is kino

>>18763474
>>18764882
>Still think this is kino
If Alexa was further away when she goes for that elbow she would have cracked Io right in the face

>>18762458
lol nigga got too flippy

>>18763401
That legit looks cool AF. But I don't get why anyone would agree to doing this irl landing on fucking concrete.

>>18762485
I like to think that this botch and the "EXPLOSIVE" barbed wire deathmatch were catalyst for AEW's steady downfall.

>>18763401
I can't believe they sustained zero injuries from this spot

>>18764428
this one absolutely makes me cringe, it literally hurts me just looking at it.

>>18764424
i wish she would crush me

>>18763580
I know he’s in All Japan but I wonder if he’s improved. I was surprised WWE released him based on his look alone.

>>18762485
I was waiting to see the GTA "Wasted" pop up.

>>18764396
It's fucking crazy that he was completely fine after that.

>>18762429 (OP)
>Botch thread

>>18765206
Haha but it is actually spelled PDW not AEW. Not a biggie, we just sort of try to keep things historically accurate around here.

>>18765211
P?
Asking for a friend, thanks
Nash was raped, now and forever.

>>18765257
It's POOP DICK WRESTLING

>>18762458
why didn't god protect him?

>>18762690
one of the shittest moves of all time

>>18763362
Hit him with the pointy stick

>>18764849
Smart move on her part
I like her but she was trying to do way too much complex shit that she was fuckin up.
She really hasn't been screwing up that i can remember in a while.
but you go from 2020-2023 and you can find her botching or just doing some stupid shit that makes no sense by the truck load.

>>18762458
>Take a pain pill and walk it off champ
>Your hotdog and handshake will be waiting in the back

>>18762485
>Where the best wres-ACK

>>18763056
Kudos to her for reacting perfectly. Most botches I’ve seen always have the wrestler freeze for like a whole second trying to process what just happened and where to go from there. Meanwhile she just immediately springs back into a taunt

>>18763056
That looks like a lot of fun and it looked like Sane kind of enjoyed it a lot

>>18762429 (OP)
wow, all old and boring clips
shit thread

>>18762452
>>18762696

>>18763550
>Requesting flop dolla

>>18766028
How the fuck is this woman not only still wrestling, but also one of the best women to be doing it at the moment.

>>18766028
How are both her knees not broken...

>>18763056
I want to believe that if they tried this is because it has worked out in training, but I find it hard to believe little Iyo could lift anyone high enough for this to work. Especialy when she's some 4 feet away from the ropes.
Kudos to Kairi for such a good reaction, even trying to step on Iyo to boost herself.

why is this thread full of people that clearly saw a move done once and decided to try it without ever practicing it

>>18763413
it was a work

>>18766028
>>18762452
>>18762696

>>18766061
How did he not break his knees?
How did he not break his balls?
Fun match tho

>>18766387
God I miss Himeka.

>>18762429 (OP)
>first time seeing this
>uh oh
>he gonna salvage it
>makes it worse
lmao

Jesus Christ this Saya Kamitranny chick is a shitter

>>18762429 (OP)
kek why does he fall perfectly vertical downwards

>>18767060
She used to be a shitter. Dyed hair. Missed moves. Sloppy splashes.
People can change. Let the joshi hold the baby.

>>18767060
After she derailed her career breaking her elbow during a tournament she was booked to win she stopped doing stupid stuff.

>>18765162

dont post wwe you faggot trannys

>>18765994
>posts a non botch while bitching
Kill yourself

>>18767242
He hits the top rope with the back of his legs when spinning forward, losing momentum, and gravity pushes him straight down

>>18764428
JEEZUS. That's literally a re-enactment of Sid Vicious's Leg Break (same left leg also off a landing from the middle turnbuckle). It's crazy how even botches of simple ring movements, not flashy spots, can cause such devastating injuries.

In Toga's defense she'd only debuted like two months earlier so this was one of her first matches but still, fucking up the move twice and getting a shoot Fameasser because of it is pretty funny.

>>18762458
More info on this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87L5w2rv74&t=688s

>>18765270
He was a faithless fool doing a performative gesture for the crowd and not for Christ

>>18767060

What do you mean?

>>18763376
God I love Kairi

>>18763053
The women are better wrestlers.

>>18763324
What happened?

>>18763474
Iyo doesn't appear to notice.

>>18767273
>>18767296
You cannot have a botch thread without Maribotch

>>18762429 (OP)
Randy "The Ram" going down, such a depressing movie.

>>18765994
Fuck off

>>18767724
*Bang your head*

Lesnar botching the climax to WM19 will always be the one that sticks out for me

Have any of the joshis ever died or been paralysed? They seem to enjoy landing on their heads a lot judging by this thread

>>18762429 (OP)
https://youtu.be/uMCCxuGIGtw?si=ublwI8A6-f5PAdU2

>>18763362
This isn’t a botch. It’s hard for smarks to put themselves in the shoes of the casuals. But leaving your feet is a sign of weakness. Yeet wouldn’t have gotten as big as it did if did things the at everyone else does.

>>18765081
He's been okay in AJPW but has been getting over on size and his stable

>>18763053
the one with penta is crazy, like what was the plan there? he's never done that move ever in his whole career. lmao funniest shit ever

>>18764435
Three cheers!

>>18767685
both dieded

>>18766061
What a retard jesus christ

>>18763056
>>18763370
>>18763376
Kairi

>>18762649
>Psychokinetic Stunner.webm

>>18767060
If you think her botching is bad just check out her Saya-isms

>>18764562
>>18764667
>>18764712
>>18768097
Is Big E really hated? i stopped watching before he showed up

>>18766256
They're not exactly making them like they used to

>>18768611
Black fans hate Big E because he's zesty af

>>18765556
>but you go from 2020-2023 and you can find her botching or just doing some stupid shit that makes no sense by the truck load
>doing some stupid shit that makes no sense
Oh she still does that

>>18762429 (OP)
kek the way he just drops is something out of looney tunes LMAOOOOOOO

>>18768611
No not really this site just hates him for being a goof

>>18769121
One of Saya's many Saya-isms that just leave you scratching your head

>>18766387
>>18766486
>God I miss Himeka.
We all do, mate. We all do.

>>18767555
Fucking cannot understand how he didn’t get paralyzed from this. Looks so brutal.

>>18767555
Trips of OUCH

>>18768600
>>18769121
>>18769191
She's a bit of a big time fuck up at times, but if loving Saya is wrong then I don't want to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uF4rt6DE_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc1AO_3vVU

>>18769121
That's some HBK v. Hogan levels of selling.

>>18769369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

>>18769369
Had one of my favorite theme songs in the business to boot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk2oZmsFhtI

>>18769420
Some people have talked about it may have been a reaction to her being booked to lose this match...

>>18762649
ONE OF THE GUYS

>>18768325
he would have overshot the ladder otherwise, probably saved himself from getting brained

How is this thread mostly Joshis?
Do they really suck?
How did Iyo and company managed to be the best in the business despite Iyo being a pork in her joshi days?
Was it their time in Mexico that got them to the next level and made them better than most joshis?

>>18767273
A young Saya Kamitani has risen

>>18762690
why was that other dude sandbagging kenta?

>>18763382
When people tell me that pro wrestling is different than Bum Fights I'm just going to show them this.

>>18770629
This bitch is awful.

>>18767539
she shouldve gone for the kiss

>>18767539
I just watched this match like a week ago
she was either scared of taking it or panicked and didnt know what to do
You could tell Yuki was getting pissed

>>18762649
What the actual fuck happened here

>>18762696
>>18766028
>>18766387
>>18768600
i like saya even more now, she is like a tall kairi

>>18767894
plum mariko is the biggest example, she had a brain abscess that eventually turned fatal off a random bump

>>18770479
>How is this thread mostly Joshis?
>Do they really suck?
Stardom has failed idols and failed gravure models trying to wrestle like 1994 Manami Toyota despite not being athletic enough or good enough to do it. Marigold has a bunch of AWG "wrestlers" who are mostly unathletic low level stage actresses.

TJPW also has a lot of failed idols and OLs but their fuck ups tend to mostly be when they're starting out and usually within a couple of months they figure things out or eventually work out what kind of wrestler they should be. They also tend not to do things they're unable to do and if they do fuck up trying new things they usually get it down after a few attempts.

>>18762649
How the fuck have i never seen this one? I’m crying over here.

>>18762458
Which god did he pray to, so I can make sure not to ever trust that piece of shit deity?

>>18762649
Weird shit happens when you try to get a pothead drunk.

>>18762639
Why are they wrestling in a countertop warehouse?

>>18764396
>Suicide Almost Commits Homicide.webm

>>18764508
No, trying to put over his shitter brother months after that did.

>>18762485
That was his debut as well, ifrc.

>>18763053
>that little disappointed-in-himself head tilt
0:28

>>18765013
They obviously agreed to land on the tables, the botch is why they landed on the concrete, not some agreement.

>>18765182
Why are botches like this so much more common in the big leagues than the indies?

>>18763310
Eddie's finisher is so lame.

>>18763474
You can see her get angry for like split second on the hard cam kek.

>>18764057
I remember that. Sobering.

>>18764428
It's the staring at him flailing around that gets me. You can tell they're all nihilist fucks. As for Mr. Snappy, remember anons, always train your legs.

>>18765162
Why was Becky trying to push her off and why was the other chick actively trying to slip out of the ties.

>>18766256
Not practicing enough + being tired or sweaty

>>18769175
No, this site hates pedos and he is very pedo coded constantly doing weird shit with kids like making them play with his booty o.

>>18764428
I pop everytime

>>18763382
What company is this?
Looks too big to be an indy, but not fancy enough to be the big leagues.

>>18767732
>>18767732
that was just goldberg chimping out and thinking he's in a shoot fight.

>>18763474
>>18763567
>It was whatever Dakota did that set Alexa off. glad that uggo abbo is off my screen
I'm pretty sure Dakota caught Alexa really flush in the face when she did her off-the-ropes kick to the face. Then Io stomps her on the back of the head lightly but presumably Alexa thought they were really starting to take liberties.

>>18763109
It wasn't his fault, the guy getting the stunner is not supposed to bend over 90º like Kevin Nash in a dark alley of Detroit from the groin kick.
RVD did bend like that, and Austin couldn't grab his head to dropping down. Austin simply had no way to grab it because of RVD, but he was already dropping down as he does it all in one motion, so he changed direction to fall by his side.

>>18763324
>>18767685
lil nigga poopedged too long

>>18771693
The Crash Lucha Libre

>>18772703
the whole reason austin kicks every one in the stomach is specifically so they bend over for the stunner lol

Couldn't find the Mickie Knuckles karma snap, so I clipped it myself

>>18763401
If based retard was personified then they would be it

>>18762458

That's what happens when you pray to Mary Roman Catholic

>>18772765
Are you kidding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8L08usJueE
Check that. The groin kick is only to break their guard, not to make them bend over as if preparing for the Pedigree. They at best bend a little, the guys bigger than Austin like Kane, but sometimes not even that. The only guy to fully bend over with the groin kick is Vince, and Austin has the good sense to do it slow for him since Vince wasn't really a wrestler.
The worst thing you can say about that botched stunner to RVD is that Austin turned around too fast, but that's probably because he expected RVD to not fuck it up first bending over like that.

>>18762649

Rvd should have stood back and pointed and laughed at steve until he got stunned again instead of doing the makeup sell

>>18772813
>The worst thing you can say about that botched stunner to RVD is that Austin turned around too fast, but that's probably because he expected RVD to not fuck it up first bending over like that.
I'll add to this that RVD fucked up first, unless Austin kicked him in the balls for real and caused him to shoot bend over in pain.

>>18763044

Aw

>>18772813
>>18772835
Steve's fault, end of discussion.

>>18763324
IDK what happened, but it was awesome

>>18764435
This changed everything. Like the sun coming out after months of rain

>>18772903
Cope and seethe, pothead

>>18767322
seething lol

>>18763056
that kid looks like ryan from the office and kairi kept posting memes of it

>>18763370
this one is still retarded
>kairi's first match back? better do a timing spot

>>18763413
>>18766266
Liv would have been at summerslam, it was in NJ less than an hour from her house. She's dislocated that shoulder multiple times already

>>18767531

Yikes

>>18763474
>>18763567
>>18771814
>>18771436
IYO called her a "coarburner"

>>18764508
tony booked him against CM Punk on Rampage a few months after this.

>>18767184

The Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan Beer Off is one of the greatest moments in professional wrestling?

>>18764652
was this when she puked in her own hair and pissed herself?

>>18764435

Who was the guy getting murdered here?

>>18766241
they used to do this shit all the time both in nxt and when they were doing that tag run and it always looked like IYO couldn't actually lift kairi, even when they got it to work

>>18767732
what the fuck is wrong with goldberg there? is he shoot retarded?

>>18768379
There are also a bunch of "IYO botches" that are just Kairi fucking something up. Like the one with Lash Kairi rolls into the bottom rope right as IYO tries to springboard

>>18770479
most joshis are girls too retarded to get real jobs and too ugly and bad at singing to be idols. IYO, Kairi and Mayu weren't in mexico that long. IYO's just crazy athletic and always has been so she was basically always a main eventer and was working with the top girls like KLR. You can go find old stardom photos and IYO and Kairi mog the rest of the girls hard. Like Kairi is cute as fuck and is very charismatic but she botches a lot. If anything IYO and Asuka are atypical for actually being good wrestlers

>>18763649
how hard do you need to botch your life to end up there?

>>18772929
>I'll catch you

>>18770479
It's not mainly joshis, people have taken over to post one joshi who has a large number of botches to her name because she's a high risk taker.
Incidentally, she's also quite good and one of the biggest draws on the Japanese wrestling scene right now so I wouldn't feel too bad for her.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9im4so

>>18773160
This was maybe true 10 years ago but a lot of joshis are really solid these days, especially Mayu.
Mayu has nearly 80 matches on Cagematch that are rated "8" or higher. That can't all be simps.
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=10402&page=10&sortby=colRating&sorttype=DESC

>>18762429 (OP)
This was intentional but as for the fire, Mickie Knuckles poured too much alcohol which made this stuff worse than it was planned to be.

>>18763310
>Jericho attacks
>fat guy kicks sammy in the nuts
>Jericho hits sammy
>Jericho turns around
>fat guy does the spinning back fist

This was just as much Jericho's fault as the fat guy. Jericho started doing improv and the fat guy was just like "fuck it, im gonna get my shit in"

Kino Thread

>>18773596
Why would you not have a fire extinguisher for instances like this? Does it cut into the hotdog budget?

>>18763691
KEK

>>18763429
>>18762696
Who did it better

>>18762485
Shockmaster dethroned

The rope cut this guy's head off

>>18763507
The slapped

>>18762728
Underrated

>>18773596
>>18773748
>Why would you not have a fire extinguisher for instances like this? Does it cut into the hotdog budget?
There's rumors that JCW didn't know he was going to do this so as well as being burnt he won't be working for them again

>>18773530
>>18773537
>This was maybe true 10 years ago but a lot of joshis are really solid these days, especially Mayu.
>Mayu has nearly 80 matches on Cagematch that are rated "8" or higher. That can't all be simps.
It's really nothing more complicated than misogynists post as many webms of women botching as they can because they're misogynists

>>18773089
>wonders why no one wants him