Thread 18767336

PHOENIX BIRB EDITION!!!

From the ashes of a broken bond, /ourbirb/ rises to return to the ring with yet another all time classic as she is set to go up against Raquel on RAW! We finally get to see our favorite little dove in action again after a well deserved rest, fantastic news! Bayley is still looming in the background and might return to mess with Lyra at any given moment. Exciting times lie ahead, but one thing will always remain a scientific fact: Lyra is BUILT for Tatum. BUILT!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic. Uh oh!

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Tatumbunny.

>>18767336 (OP)
Me on the left.

>>18767342
I knew Tatum was posting in these threads!

Also just saying props to whoever suggested the OP pic in the last thread, it's very cute!

>>18767387
Kek based.

>>18767387
>flying teeth tattooed on her leg

>>18767446
Eh.

Lyra and Claudio linked up
Need it or keep it???

>>18767342
Hi, Tater!
>>18767379
You're welcome! I'm one of the Tyrabros who started posting about Tyra like 2 or 3 threads ago. It's probably just 2 anons, Tatum herself, and me. KEK.

>>18767924
Thought this was real.

>>18767964
It is, I'm afraid...

Um, guys... it seems like Tatum actually thinks Lyra is a Birb.

>>18768139
kekarooni

>>18768139
Where’s the sound version

>>18768157
https://files.catbox.moe/fl9qax.mp4

>>18768238
Ahhhh she’s so cute

>>18767336 (OP)
I'm gonna walk downstairs and cook fried chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy and I'm going to blend it all together in a muck pile with corn and green beans!

>>18768256
You just know Tater practiced kissing that toy, thinking it was her Sweet Dove.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

Gotta love this autistic Birb, baby! You just gotta!

>>18768609
I like the mouth thing she does.

>>18768636
I love her facial expressions, especially in the Becko one.

Will Lyra feud with her schizo nepoaunt next?

>>18768704
Becky took Lyra swimming!

>>18768704
>>18768772
Turn your monitor on.

>>18767339
>>18767387
Cute!

>>18768704
>>18768772
Maybe in this pic

>>18769004
Lmao lyra btfo

>Some schizo talking to himself
KWAB!

>>18769074
Kek, remember when he got banned and the deleted posts in the archives showed he was responding to himself?

>>18769115
Careful about posting those links.

>>18768238
>>18768139
I desperately need this on the main roster

Kek based CHADstar is working the birbschizo into another seething shoot!

>>18769142
How’s that golf game darkstar?

>>18769142
He's got this gay ass thread BUBBLIN'

>>18769142
QRD on darkstar?

He’s replying to himself bros

>>18769167
He's the birbschizo's new headcanon'd nemesis he uses to cope with the fact that nobody likes Lyra because she's a piece of shit.

>>18769167
It's a random dude on reddit but we pretend it's him because he gets pissed off someone else gets credit for his work

>you could have put a 3rd grader in the ring and they would have cut a better promo than Lyra Velcro
>She doesn't have it, it is clear she doesn't have it, it is as clear as f-in day she doesn't have IT
>How did she get through system? She doesn't have it
>how do we go through this training center with all these professionals coaching to wind up with a girl like Lyra Velcro literally embarrassing herself on television?
>It's like having a guy batting .50 he gets a hit once every 20 times and now he's starting in center field for the New York Yankees... how the fuck does that happen?
>you can look at her and say nuh-uh
https://streamable.com/kq3qg3

>>18769167
Iyofag got his Reddit account exposed.

How long until birbschizo gets murked and exposed as a faggot who replies to himself ITT all day again? That was some sad ass shit.

>>18769178
>Search darkstar
>There's no info on who this guy is
I remember the hog was using other names last time and he never explained them either I wish I could remember those other names
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/darkstar/order/asc/

Is this why the iyo general died twice? Because he was too busy bumping this?

>>18769216
Kek, you're still projecting your colossal embarrassment onto birbGODS after you got caught samefagging in here.

>>18769218
He's having a full on melty rn over his safe space being invaded.

>>18769115
LMAO, how pathetic.

>>18769216
Technically if somehow this general got moved to any flag/id enabled board by jannies, /birb/ would die in a day since every post would have ID/Flags above, even those posts published before the migration, and we could see all the samefag posts in this thread, I remember some generals on /vg/ were moved by jannies this way and it outed all the euros as the cancer killing those generals.

>>18769313
Oh yeah and another sharty migration I guess

>>18769313
We all know this is the crippled pedophile's general. He has had 100's of posts deleted from here after getting murked for melting down about gAyEW having shitty ratings.

So what exactly set Darkstar off again? Or did he just return from his vacation after getting exposed as the actual samefagger?

>>18769168
>>18769199
>>18769257
Yep, lil' schizo is getting worked by BirbCHADS once again.
KWASRB (KEK WHAT A SAD RETARDED BITCH)!!!

>>18769279
Yup those are the ones i was looking for

>>18767336 (OP)
Lyra is a geeky theater kid with no charisma. Get her off my TV screen.

Guess he’s not gonna excuse “sliding” today since he’s bumping for free.

>>18769455
He's having a HOGMELTER over being called out. Hogwheels is so pathetic and LYRA SUCKS!

>>18769496
Is Hogwheels in the room with us right now?

>>18769568
Unironically yes. He's having a HOGMELTER like a little girl. It's hilarious.

>>18769496
>>18769611
Hey bro why are you bumping this?

>>18769636
KEK, based.

>>18769636
I see 2 Subhumans

>>18769242
the Iyo general died? Twice?

>>18769687
'fraid so

Kek crippohippo is trying to just post through this epic besmirchment but it's too late. We already saw him get MURKED for talking to himself BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE

>>18769687
In a row!

>>18767446
When will this fad of tattoos, just to get tattoos end?

Damm jannies deleted my post it seems it touched someone's nerves kek

Lyra won.

>>18767924
Based. Tyra talk (and Tatum of course) is always welcome here.

>>18769729
He's BUBBLIN IN DUBLIN!

>>18769805
haha imagine if she just started sucking on those fingers in front of the others, would be soooo embarrassing haha

>>18769805
Why are you seething though? Is it because Lyra fucking sucks or is it because she had sex with her own brother?

>>18769805
>Hey Tatum, not in front of them!

>>18769805
>>18769815
>>18769826
Very obvious samefag

>>18769805
Tatum is sensual.

>>18769830
but enough about every anti-Lyra post in these threads

>>18769846
Ya bubblin tubby. Roll your wheelchair off a bridge

>>18769805
>This post starts gaining traction fast after the general was in the gutter for a while
Can't hide the samefag accusations, same thing happened on the Iyo general with his Lyra/Iyo pic

>>18769885
Sounds like headcanon

>>18769846
Interesting how they always show up at the same time, huh? Also interesting how a couple anti Lyra posts were deleted at the same time and the archives once again show them responding to each other. :)

>>18769885
Nope, every single pro lyra post is a crippled post

>>18769815
Right? And imagine if she then ran her tongue from her fingers up to her armpit. That would be super embarrassing, right? Hahaha...

>>18769935
>>18769936
All me :)

>>18769885
He is a retard who talks to himself all day. It's fucking sad tbqh. What a fucking loser!

>>18769944
Actually it's not...

>>18769944
You were saying? I think you need to start taking your meds more often bird brain.

Still no source on who this darkstar guy is and why jannies deleted my post, sometimes i really think hog is really in cahoots with the jannies, disappointing.

>>18769966
>needing to use inspect element and paint
Kek

>>18769830
KWAB!
>inb4 "inspect element"
Cope and seethe, lil' schizo, cope and seethe.

>>18769966
>>18770097
He did it again Kek

>>18770100
>he didn't even change the timezone
OHNONO

>>18770123
Kek birbschizo is a fucking retard lmao

>>18770159
Nah it's you who can't even follow the conversation

>>18770191
Lol you got CAUGHT RED HANDED lmao

>>18770205
Kek what a fucking moron!!! He's just like Lyra!

>>18770123
>>18770159
Is Birbschizo in the room with us right now? Stop talking to yourself, DarkStaretty. Go back to your shithole (Reddit, KWAB).

>>18770223
>RRREEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!!!!
ANNNNDDDDDDD NNNEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

>>18770205
>>18770210
>>18770230
all me :)

>>18770245
Cute!

What do we have here? It's Tatum's dakimakura from the previous thread! I hope Lyra doesn't see it!

Built for Tatum.

>>18770223
Based Chadstar living in your head RENT FREE!!!! KWAB!!! :)

>>18770270
Many are saying this!

>>18770273
OH NO NO NO NO NO even Lyra thinks he's a fat weirdo! LOL! Birbfag is pulling his feathers out and shitting all over himself. It really is sad to see...

>>18770297
why did you just reply to your own post?

>>18770387
Cutie.

Careful Lyra just got posted in the Iyo thread so he might have another melty in here.

>>18770297
The feathered faggot is absolutely off the rails tonight! He shoot thinks everyone samefags like he does. What a dumb fuck!
>>18770387
Holy fucking yuck! She's so gross!

Kek hogwheels is getting dunked on in his hugbox. Ya love to see it

>>18770428
You called it. He is so predictable

BAH GAWD THE CRIPPLED PIG HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!! CHADSTAR IS STILL THE CHAMPION AND STILL OWNS HOGWHEELS' TINY LITTLE PIG BRAIN!

>Most of the interactions in this thread are made by people hating on Lyra
KWAB not even her own fans can get her over

maybe Iyo will get her wins back someday

>>18770534
>[muffled Slow Chemical playing in the distance]

>>18770549
Kino!

>>18770519
Lyra fucking sucks. Not even the GOAT Becky Lynch could get that autistic retard over!

another successfully colonized thread, /birb/chads
you know which one ;)

>>18770708
This isn't your thread anymore. Darkstar runs this place now bitch. We don't talk about Lyra here!

Aoife.

>>18770713
afraid we do though.

>>18770732
That name, we don't say it here.

The IP counter needs to come back, so we can prove that this Lyra schizo hater is just one or two people, while we Birbchads are many in this thread. The schizo thinks we're Hogwheels or whatever, he even falseflags by replying to himself just to make us look bad. He's truly deranged.

>>18770796
Reminder that all this happened over one loss.

>>18770801
That's crazy, Birbfren.

>>18770796
>The IP counter needs to come back
Mods give less than a single fuck about this board. It's never coming back

>rovert is still talking to himself trying to defend a very shitty wrestler like Lyra
Lmaooooooooo

>>18770817
>It's never coming back

Natalie and Aoife. <3

>>18770865
what names do they use when they... y'know...

>>18770796
IP counters won't do much as long as hog keeps instigating shit and use vpns to bypass all the bans he has had

Lyra is a MASSIVE failure much like this thread

>>18770942
you seem awfully familiar with that kind of stuff

>>18771035
VPN users are pozzing the entire website, just go to /vg/ and you will see them everywhere

>>18770880
I think they just go by the names Tater and Dove. Using their kayfabe nicknames makes things more exciting, if you catch my drift.

Birb.

I was watching Birb vs. Meiko Satomura from when they fought in NXT UK and really enjoyed that match. Did they have any other matches before or after that one?

>>18770245
this pic always pops me

>>18767336 (OP)
No slide

Time to stick a fork in this bird - she's cooked. It should have been Tatum who got the bump up. I don't hate your bird or anything...she's just the most bland piece of nothing I've ever laid eyes upon.

>>18771963
Based thread saver

>>18769140
Many are saying this. WWE, what are you waiting for? Tyra (TO THE END) is a dimes machine!

Hello?

>>18772316
hi

>>18772341
*Peter Gabriel starts playing faintly in the woods*

Are you ready for Auntie Bayley's betrayal?

>>18772396
I'm excited to see what she has in store

>>18772396
more heel bayley promos will be cool