Thread 18769385

>>18769385 (OP)
11 out of 18 people in these matches are rejects from our prestigious federation, though.

>>18769385 (OP)
I am sure the 5900 people that buy this on youtube have great tastes!

3 out of 5 matches here have no story.
1 out of 5 (Mox and Darby) is a story a 5 year old might write.
1 out of 5 (Edge and Christian) will be kino.
These are facts.

>>18769385 (OP)
no one will watch this slop lmao

>>18769385 (OP)
All for Mox and Darby killing each other .
E&C vs FTR would have been good 8 years ago.
Glad GoA are getting a push but don't want to see them job to 50 year old WWE rejects
LOLTONIWINS
LOLMONEWINS

I know Swerve, Ospreay, and Kenny are out but this is the bleakest card of the year for AEW. Still better than the slip WWE is putting together though

>>18769468
GOA vs the hurt syndicate has a story

>>18769554
Yeah, the story is Hurt Syndicate are selfmarks and won't job to anyone, so they put them up against Rick O'Shea instead of having them continue the MJF storyline or go back after their belts.

>>18769385 (OP)
Wtf why does "COPE" look like complete shit

>>18769570
So you prefer pouting rather just admitting you were wrong?

>>18769554
>GOA vs the hurt syndicate has a story
The Story is literally just when Ricoshit said..."AHHHHHH-HAAAAA!"

>>18769385 (OP)
aew is so gay that only 472,000 watch

>>18769385 (OP)
might be the most stacked card in pro wrestling right here
>>18769447
your current and previous champ were both AEW rejects

>Good
>Boring
>Dreadful death
>Not as excited as I thought I’d be
>Boring

>>18769795
lose weight

>>18769385 (OP)
here's what's going to happen (spoiler alert it's already happened before)
- AEW is going to put out a based as fuck PPV
- It will slightly overrun into the slop WWE is desperately putting out to counter program
- nothing interesting will happen on Wrestlepalooza and as such no one will care to discuss it afterwards
- all organic conversation on this board for the next two to three days will revolve around the AEW PPV
- dronies will seethe and then resume spamming posts about how AEW is finally dead
doesn't take a genius to predict this shit

>>18769804
John Cena and Roman Reigns? It went Roman Cody Cena Cody. I don’t get who you’re referencing outside Cody.

>>18769385 (OP)
this is the show that got ran out of a timeslot, right?

>>18769816
wtf spoiler that shit

>>18769821
I heard CM Punk was your champ? I really don't keep up with E-slop, I only watch good wrestling (AEW).

>another fucking mox main event
I sleep

>>18769821
I think he's referring to Punk's status in the WHC lineage

Oh, lordy look! This got them epigs squealin'!

>>18769385 (OP)
E-drones are so afriad of All Out. They are desperately trying to counter-program us. Too bad for them though. Big Tone knew what was up and he countered the counter-programming!

Now that All Out will air before Wrestlepoopooza, everyone will watch All Out first and tire themselves out watching our epic show. No one will watch the Fed now! Hahahaha!!!

>>18769849
it don't take much

>>18769882
TK out here playing 4D chess while Pauletty stuck playing tic-tac-toe

>>18769882
>THEY COUNTER PROGRAMMED US BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID!!!!

Nigga, if WWE were afraid they wouldn't want to run head to head, you know, like how AEW changed the time of their tranny rodeo PPV KWAB

>>18769385 (OP)
Could naming the event Wrestlepalooza be the lamest, most dated 90s reference?

>>18769945
cope

>>18769385 (OP)
>*checks notes*
holy fucking faggot! aew faggots are reddit as fuck

>>18769838
CM Punk is AEW Champion still, nobody ever beat him for it.

>>18769385 (OP)
>All out, 3-7pm EST
>Wrestlepaloza 7pm-11pm EST

AEW outplayed WWE. They wont lose ratings and newcomers will probably too tired to even watch Wrestlepaloza live. Then again, most WWE fans don't even watch live shows, just consume them via social media

>>18769962
I think the ratings every week proves that most people don't watch AEW.

Also, who gets tired sitting around watching TV? Unless you are a cripple wheelchair bound faggot that is.

>>18769976
Its a win win for AEW anyway you look at it. WWE tried to counter their 10k strong fanbase, but couldn't even get that right. The counter has already failed.

>>18769945
the iron rule of fighting is "hit without being hit" you stupid bitch. by moving all out ahead of your stupid lil papalooza, tk took the initiative. this is a war and you are losing so bad and you cannot even see it

we already went head to head with nxt and fucking destroyed them. we gave hunter a goddamn heart attack. he almost fuckin died because of aew whopping his ass. we won the wednesday night wars you fucking monkey. never fucking forget that. we already won the first war.

>>18769957
Mox did, several times.

>>18770011
Mox beat him once, because Rocky 3, but then Punk beat him right back for it. Nobody ever beat Punk for it after that.

>>18770004
it's funny because for all the e-drone chest thumping they have no excuse for why, with the new tv deal and everything, wwe wouldn't put nxt back up against dynamite head to head

>>18770039
Because the CW paid for a Tuesday night show?

>>18770039
kek
because the heart break kid will become the heart fail kid if that happened!!!
lmao

>>18769385 (OP)
Scotiabank arena vs AEW in a coffin match ???

Woah I know they do new and radical things but wtf

>>18770051
the mighty WWE took a shit deal (much less than what AEW got) to be on free tv and they couldn't even dictate what night the show was on?

is that what you think?

>>18770056
His heart would fail with all the wins he would be getting?

>>18770004
It's funny because if AEW hadn't destroyed NXT, Vince would have not bullied Triple H into a heart attack. Then Triple H came back with a vengeance and planned the whole Janel Grant case to get Vince out of the WWE. This led to Vince selling the company to TKO.

AEW winning the Wednesday Night wars destroyed Vincent KWABOTY McMahon and his company. It really did. Without AEW, Vince would still be running WWE and shitting on Janel backstage.

>>18770067
Wrestling school little bro, you seem to always forget that part of the equation.

WWE relies on cheap pop's and returning 40-50 year olds.

>>18770056
lol
popped me

>>18769385 (OP)
why another 4 way for a women's title? it's the same from last pvp but toni instead of mone vs 3 randoms

>>18770079
wrestling school shouldn't matter, right? why didn't it got back to getting rag dolled on wendesday nights?

DynaMIGHTy is beating RAWetty every week now. NXT is not even on AEW's radar anymore. With SLOPdown ratings free falling, AEW will soon be beating every WWE show every week. It's true. Big Dave confirmed it. Big BJ Bethel did too. Oh it's true. It's damn true.

>>18770056
Lol. They will never put NXT head to head against Dynamite on Wednesdays ever again. They know they will get destroyed again if that happens.

>>18770039
>>18770056
that part

>>18770106
NXT would need to lose like 250,000 viewers to lose to Dynamite lol

>>18770106
Literally didn't happen last time, what do you say to that?

Big Tone is a mastermind. He counter-programmed the Fed's counter-programming. Facing them head to head and beating them is way too easy. Been there, done that. Now their precious lil "PLE" will be fucked before it even starts. Don't fight wars you cannot win, E-pigs.

>>18769816
here's what's going to happen (spoiler alert it's already happened before
>AEW will put out a 10 hour ppv because their fanbase is jobless trannies
>They will lap it up as the greatest card of all time because it will feature some form of human torture or homosexual euphemism
>Nobody will talk or remember it in a week's time
>the singular aew fan will try to rile people up about it so he's gonna spam the entire catalog for 3 days with falseflag threads
doesn't take a genius to predict this shi

>>18770147
damn
tk is gonna sit back and take this shit
triple fumbler even fumbled his counter programming attempt

>>18769447
If Mox was a free agent today Paul would give him a blank check lol. Same with Toni.

>>18770180
Delusional tranny. Nobody wants your death match plumber or man faced one note storm

>>18769385 (OP)
>Hurt Syndicate vs Rico w/GoA
>Trios match
>not for the titles
>on PPV

>>18770180
Deanetty would get a bag so that the fed can re-run a Shield reunion where he takes the pins (as tradition)

>>18769962
>They wont lose ratings
theyre up against prime time college football and anyone with an actual life having a normal weekend. theyre cooked.

>>18770148
wow whats crazy is what i said actually happened and what you said is 100% headcanon
crazy how that happens right?

>>18770219
>>18770148
How's Karly's cock in your rectum feel, Jaxton?

>>18770244
sry, I dont know who Karly is. who even talks like this? you should seek help

>>18770257
This you?
Fucking fatass pig.

>>18770262
I see a subhuman and Brian

>>18770262
No, that looks to be Charlotte Flair and a handicapped fan that may be named brian beckett but I cannot confirm that.

not everyone is some pro wrestling boogeyman thats out to get you. I hope you find the help you need.

>>18770316
We know your tranny girlfriend karly is digging in your colon jaxton. Be a good pig and stop spamming the fucking board

>>18770307
I love dunking on fedophile pEdrone pigs, but that's a kid. WWE is for kids, so let the little bugger have his fun

>>18770336
Fair

>>18770327
alright anon, you too.

ill pray for you.

>>18770371
BANG!


POP GOES THE DRONIEEEE~~~~~

>>18770388
>screenshots his own dimeless shitposts
You pathetic unloved Crippled Pig BITCH lmao.

>>18770423
Shut the FUCK up jaxton. I'll pay you a dollar for you to fuck off this site for good.

>>18769385 (OP)
I love aew but holy shit this is bad everything is just bad right now. everyone is hurt and tony is panic booking out his ass every week by giving us 8 man "all star" slop matches. The company deserves all the scrutiny it's getting right now. I can take a glance at the card and predict the outcome of each match in a second. Filler PPV

>>18770242
It's not opposite day I'm afraid. Now type that without crying

>>18770495
False-flagging e-drone dedicated.

>>18769385 (OP)
Kris Statlander does not belong there. Riho should win and the belt gimmick should die. I hope Edge breaks something again, that was funny.

>>18769385 (OP)

Missing 2 of the 3 best matches announced.

Hangman vs. Fletcher
MJF vs. Mark Briscoe

People are speculating Brodido vs. Takeshita/Okada too

Hangman Adam Page vs. Kyle Fletcher
Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley
MJF vs. Mark Briscoe
FTR vs. Edge/Christian
Toni Storm vs. Kris Statlander vs. Jamie Hayter vs. Thekla
Mecdes Mone vs. Riho
Hurt Syndicate (Lashley, Benjamin, MVP) vs. Ricochet & Gates of Agony

>>18770590
It's crazy how Tony materialized such a good card in like two weeks. I really thought this show was going to be a disaster but it looks good so far.

is it a little sus hurt syndicate are on the card despite not being trios champs? Makes me think there will be schenanigans in the mjf match.

>>18770620
>>18770615
>>18770590
>>18770572

>>18770662
Why are you showing me what you see on reddit?

>>18770033
>I've never seen a Rocky movie, unless you count The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I've seen 463 times
or whatever gay shit he said

>>18769586
Shut up, rovert.

>>18770620
the man's a mad scientist, I just let him cook

>>18770620
I’ll never speak ill of Tony when it comes to PPV cards. He can cobble anything together & make it work. If only he could do that for the weekly shows however

>>18770809
dynamite looks good. last collision was good. honestly it's obvious that he's just lazy as fuck or doesn't have the time with NFL and fulham.

>>18770803
domdom lookin zesty

>>18770809
>>18770675
>>18770761
Toxic positivity

>>18769468
what's the story for vaquer vs iyo?

>>18770896
You should stay on Reddit if you like it there so much

>>18770056
>Duh duh duh
>AAHHH
>OHHHH
>SHAWNN!
I think hes cute
Acute chest pain
He's got the look
Of a guy who's strokin out
He's got the moves
But hes not moving
He senses pain
Radiating down his spine
He's just my strokey boy
Strokeyy boyy

>>18769385 (OP)
it do be dat

>>18769385 (OP)
>90% of the card is ex-WWE guys

LOL...LMAO even

wow

But why is Tony afraid of AJ Lee?

>>18769468
>story a 5 year old might write.
not enough friendship bracelets for ya?

>>18769385 (OP)
WE LOVE YOU RIHO
WE LOVE YOU RIHO

>>18772416
>WE LOVE YOU RIHO
OH YES, WE DO-HOO
WHEN YOU TAKE BODYSLAM'S -
THINGS NEVER MO-HOOVE.
WHO KNOW OME-A-GA -
...GROOMED YOU.
OH RIHO, WE LOVE YOU.

>>18772473
Fuck off

>>18772488
I can't.

>>18769385 (OP)
A bunch of dimeless shitters. I'd rather watch AJ

>>18772416
KINO